I don't know how long it took.

Just when I was about to fall asleep because of boredom, I finally heard footsteps again.

Who came—is it Dazai, or Chuya?

It didn't take long for me to guess, and he revealed the answer himself.

"You really are as smart as ever, Dazai!*"

This voice is... Chuya!

Sure enough, it's here, Chuya!

I knew that you would secretly come to see Wu Jingzai behind my back, and it was as expected!

Chuya, who came down the long stairs, looked down at me with a smile on his face that I rarely saw.

"This is really the best scenery. Famous paintings worth tens of billions are far inferior!*"

At that moment, I suddenly felt a little sad.

How should I put it... Whether it's such a charming and mad smile, or the compliment of "beyond tens of billions of famous paintings", I have never received it.

Hey, the more I think about it, the sadder it gets, and it feels like my heart is going to be broken.

"Nice reaction!" Zhong also looked at me very proudly, "I can actually see it on this face one day..."

He suddenly got stuck, but finally continued tenaciously: "It really makes me so happy to see such a gaffe on this face.*"

Ah, I know why Chuya got stuck.I can understand.

Because on "this face", he has actually seen all kinds of gaffes.There is no such thing as "one day".

After all, I've seen it before~

However, Zhongye still needs to be encouraged.It's not easy, although I got stuck for a while, but in the end I finally finished it!Be encouraged, be encouraged!

If possible, I really want to give Chuya a round of applause.It's a pity that my hands are chained now, and I can only shake the chains in desperation as an encouragement.

"It's great, Chuya, isn't this going to go smoothly!"

"Ah?" Zhongya walked up to me, frowned, and asked me in a very unfriendly tone, "I mean, do you have the consciousness of being arrested?"

"Yes." I blinked innocently, trying to show my sincerity, "I was caught, and I will be executed soon... Akutagawa has already told me about it, and I fully understand it. "

"Then what's going on with your generous appearance!"

Chuya got close to me violently, grabbed my hair and tore me off, barely reaching the state of "eye level".

"I said you, a bit strange? You can fool the fledgling Akutagawa, but you can't fool me, my old partner.*"

He was very close to me.However, compared to the original cosplay poses, they are farther away, and the distance between each other is still about [-] centimeters, so that the breathing will not be mixed together.

"What are you going to do, Dazai?"

From this point of view, the little slug is quite handsome.Sure enough, it was a matter of angle. I used to always look down on Zhongye, so I didn't have a chance to take a good look at him.

I accidentally saw Zhong Ye's rare and handsome appearance, and I got a small surprise, and I wanted to give Zhong Ye a small gift in return.

"I want to cry, Chuya." I replied honestly.

"what?!"

I'm actually pretty good at fake crying.After I grew up, I restrained a lot due to various reasons, but when I was young, I often used it for my own benefit.

This can probably be attributed to "precepts and deeds".

My father often cried and begged for Alice-chan after he made some weird requests to Alice-chan and was rejected. Although the final result was that he refused without hesitation, I probably didn't notice this when I was a child.

I just followed suit and learned the skill of "fake crying" from my father.And it has been continuously applied in daily life, reaching the highest level of "reaching perfection".

Specifically in……

"Alice sauce~ I still want to eat crabs, can you peel them for me QAQ"

"Alice-chan~The kindergarten teacher assigned manual homework, I don't want to do it, can you help me QAQ"

"Alice Sauce ~ The teacher asked to write an essay on the topic of my father, I really don't want to write about him QAQ"

There is a reason why I ask Alice for help every time.

As I said before, my father was basically responsive to my requests.But many times, he would ask me some strange requests in turn...

I don't mean that those requirements are difficult, it's just that... people don't want to do it, so you can understand?

Anyway, asking my father to do a certain thing, although the final result will undoubtedly be a promise, but the process may not be beautiful... Anyway, Alice-chan is the best!

Closer to home.

I have all the skill points on "Fake Crying", even if there is no fluctuation in my heart, even if I want to laugh a little, it is easy to pretend to cry.

"Chuya...I didn't expect that you really wouldn't recognize me!" I sued Chuya, "Is that really the case...I knew that I was just a substitute for Chuya!"

Just a substitute...just...has...

There were bursts of echoes in the dark basement, making the atmosphere even more resentful.

"you……"

Zhong also finally reacted.

All the proud and handsome expressions on his face disappeared in this instant.Instead, disbelief and jaw-dropping intertwine into a comically endearing look.

This is really... a beautiful view that is far inferior to famous paintings worth tens of billions~

"And this dress too!" I pursed my lips, trying to suppress the smile that was about to burst out, "I bought it with Chuya's card! Chuya doesn't even know him!"

"What and what is this!" Chuya let go of my hair, stepped back abruptly as if being scalded, and distanced himself from me, "Hey, why are you here?"

"Hey, Zhong Ye is so stupid." I said in a natural tone, "Didn't I say it a long time ago, I was arrested!"

"I didn't ask that!"

The little slug's anger value is up~

"The person imprisoned here should be Dazai from the Armed Detective Agency—Chuya, do you mean to say that?" I asked with a smile.

"Since you know it, give me a serious answer!" Zhong also gave me an annoyed look, "Why did you appear there? Shouldn't you stay at home?"

"Ah, ah, although I always stay at home, I'm not a canary kept in a cage by Zhongye after all, okay?" I blinked at Zhongye, "I happened to want to go out for a walk today, so I went out. "

"speak nicely!"

Zhong also squeezed out a ferocious smile, and punched me...

The wall on the side of the face.

With just that "boom", the wall was instantly sunken in an arc shape.Radiating from the center to the edge, it is covered with cracks finer than a spider's web.

Woohoo, so scary!

"I'm really just wandering around." I whispered, "It's been a long time since I went out, and Yokohama in this world is different from my world. I just wanted to go out and have a look, but I was caught by someone on the road." grabbed the clothes."

"Looking down, I found that it was the lovely Jinghua Jiang. I didn't want to cause trouble for Jinghua Jiang, so I followed Jinghua Jiang."

"After arriving here, I was locked in the dungeon directly, and after a long time of playing... I want to explain, but no one can say it!"

Weak, pitiful, and very innocent.

But can not eat.

"Is that so?" General Zhong Ya looked at me suspiciously.

"It's true!" I turned my face and showed him the place where Akutagawa had beaten me, "And I was beaten by Akutagawa—Look, Chuya, the marks on my face are still there!"

Because of my pale skin, the marks on my body are always more obvious.Accidentally bumped into it when I was young, and it would leave serious-looking bruises.

What's more, this time I still got a punch from Akutagawa.Although I couldn't see it, I also knew that the marks on my face must be very heavy.

Sure enough, after I finished saying this, the suspicion in Nakaya's eyes faded a lot.He seemed to believe me.

"Tsk, Akutagawa is really...it's too messy for people to attack without knowing it." Nakaya murmured softly, and took a few steps towards me, "Is it serious? You too... Don't you know how to explain to Akutagawa?"

"It hurts." I nodded aggrievedly, "I want to explain, but is Akutagawa the kind of person who can listen to other people's explanations?"

The pain is painful, but not severe.

"...Alright, I'll go and explain to the leader." Nakaya comforted me awkwardly, "I'll tell him about Akutagawa too, and I'll release you as soon as possible."

Hey, it's really reliable, Chuya!

"And here too! My wrists hurt too~" I handed my hands in front of him, showing him the deep red scratches on my wrists, "I've been handcuffed for too long, and the skin is worn out!"

"Ah, here too... wait a minute, did you take out your hand?"

"Eh?"

"I said—you bastard, did you take your hands out of the chains!"

"Eh~"

""Eh"? "

"Oops, I accidentally revealed my secrets!"

"Leak, reveal... You bastard mackerel! What the hell are you thinking! You can escape at any time, right?!"

"Wow, Chuya seems to be very angry, it's scary~"

"Don't play dumb, bastard Dazai!"

"Yeah~ That's the one~ How should I put it, I feel that I am chained and hung on the wall, which is more in line with the identity of "a defected former cadre who was arrested and returned to Hong Kong"~"

"That ex-defective cadre who was captured and brought back to Hong Kong" is not you at all! "

"Ah, ah, isn't it that I was mistaken for another self~ If you want to blame, Akutagawa is too stupid~"

"It's not Akutagawa's fault! And you, didn't you say that you are afraid of pain? Tell me, why do you keep hanging yourself!"

"Ehhhh~ Chuya actually wants me to say it?"

"Otherwise, why do you ask, you?"

"Hey, don't be angry, I'll just say it! Because I'm so pitiful being hung up, I might get Chuya's sympathy—I think so~ It's very interesting, and Chuya's awkward consolation is also super cute!"

"Interesting?! Then if I beat you up now, wouldn't it be interesting too, bastard Dazai!"

Little slug, max anger value.

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