Leader Zai Fengping was killed

My name is Osamu Dazai, and I'm facing a big crisis right now!

This is a lie.

Here's the thing.

Before ten o'clock in the morning, I received a call from a cute elementary school girl from the same club in high school.When I was in high school, I joined the Anime Cosplay Club, not because I love Two-dimensional, but——

How to put it, all I need to do in the cosplay club is "put on clothes", "let other members do things with my face and hair", "pose for pictures alone or in cooperation with others".What's more, it is very easy and convenient for me to walk a model step on the stage or perform a short play during school performances.

Compared to other troublesome and laborious clubs, such as tennis clubs and basketball clubs, the cosplay club really suits my appetite.

Gossip first here.

My primary school girl and I are actually not very close. When we were in the same club, we often played together, so the relationship seems to be okay.But after graduating from high school, my primary school girl and I haven't been in touch again, so we can't really call them good friends.

The elementary school girl is here to ask for help——"Senior, do you have time today? There is an emergency here that needs help QAQ"

"Yes. What's the matter?"

I have been very free for the past few years, and basically have time every day.

Because of some minor mental problems, and the fact that there is a mine at home and there will be no shortage of money anyway, I simply squatted at home.In the past few years, I have also been working hard on treatment, and the effect should be considered good. It has changed from "onset every moment" to "onset from time to time". Although the stability has declined, it is still developing in a good direction.

"That's right, we're going to release a group cosplay for Bungo Stray Dogs' IF line today. We have made an appointment a long time ago, and even borrowed the cat who plays Natsume-sensei! But the coser of the leader Zai was temporarily called by his mother to go on a blind date, so There is no way to come QAQ」

"Anyone can do without Bungou Stray Dog's if, but the leader must be missing! So, so I want to ask the seniors, if I have time, it's not convenient to come over and help fill the gap..."

"There are all kinds of costumes and props! They are all brand new! Don't worry about makeup and styling, as long as people come!"

"Seniors can baa QAQ"

The elementary school girl sent several messages in a row, and she seemed really anxious.

These days my condition is not bad, just finished drinking a cup of honey black tea, I am in a good mood.When I am normal and happy, I am always willing to help others.Especially this little effort.

"Yes. Send me the time and place."

"Ah, thank you, senior! Thank you so much! I saved QAQ"

The elementary school girl quickly sent the location of the meeting place, and the time was eleven o'clock.

There is almost an hour left, I estimated the time to drive from home to the meeting point, basically there is not much left.

I didn't want to be late, so I set off and embarked on the journey of no return in life——

This is something later.It never occurred to me at the time that a mere small gesture of help would get me into trouble.

It was normal at first.After arriving at the assembly point, the elementary school girl stuffed me with a lot of clothes. I went to the dressing room to change, and was dragged to put on makeup again.

I haven't played cosplay for a long time, and I don't know anything about Bungou Stray Dogs.In line with professional ethics, I chatted with the little girl who handled the fake hair for me while doing the styling, and asked her what she thought of the "leader".

From the mouth of the little girl, I know the name of the character I will play today: Osamu Dazai.I also have a general understanding of his character.

According to the little girl, Osamu Dazai is a "black mud essence", "one of the Wenye drama group", "suicide lover", "a coward who will get hurt when he touches marshmallows". Osamu Dazai, the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters in the if line, has several more attributes than Buteizai in the main story, such as "owner of the book", "self-destruct", "silent dedication", "silent guardian", "for the sake of Oda". , No, sacrifice yourself for the world", "Jie Hei, but very gentle".

The little girl speaks clearly, her eyes are shining, she is obviously a fan girl of Osamu Dazai.I felt that the information I got from her was trustworthy, so I decided to act according to this feeling.

Actually speaking, Osamu Dazai in the main story can basically act in his true colors to me.But the leader Jae, since he is a mafia boss and at the same time a savior who sacrificed himself to save the world, the character image is very contradictory, which made it more difficult for me to perform.

Fortunately, this time the film is only for taking pictures, and there is no need to perform short plays, so the requirements are not high.I successfully completed the task. Not only was I not accused of OOC, but I was also praised by other people I didn't know.

After the shooting, the coser of Odasaku specially asked me to take a friendly selfie together.In the feature film, the two of us have a photo of him pointing a gun at me, which once caused many girls to "QAQ".Probably in order to comfort those unhappy little girls, the coser of Oda Tsukuru came over to perform friendly and friendly with me, maybe this is the so-called "fat candy"!

Afterwards, the elementary school girl came over to thank me again, and said that the clothes don’t have to be returned—”The coser of the leader Zai is the one who was called to go on a blind date. He sent a message saying that he and the girl saw each other, and there is a high probability that he will quit the circle in the future. The clothes Send it to the teacher."

I don't mind an extra set of clothes, and I don't need the money, so I transferred the money to the elementary school girl and asked her to help transfer it to the person who quit the blind date.After some meaningless small talk, I managed to get away and drive home in my little black beauty.

Originally, this matter should have ended like this. I am happy to help others if I am not ill. Next time I go to a psychiatrist, maybe it will be a good thing that will be praised by the doctor.However, things are impermanent, and I was finally played by fate again.

Just as I was driving home, almost in a blink of an eye, the environment on both sides of the road changed.I myself am not sensitive to street architecture, and the reason why I realized this is entirely because the words on the signs have changed from Chinese to Japanese.

It's not right, it's very wrong.

I stopped the car and got out of my little black beauty to take a closer look at what was going on.In the blink of an eye, my little beauty was gone.

Such a big car, which was parked on the side of the road just now, just disappeared?

I was stunned.

On the cold and windy streets of foreign countries, only the red scarf around the neck is still warm.

……

I can speak Japanese.I haven't used it much in the past few years, and it has become a lot rusty.But it was very strange, suddenly my Japanese level soared rapidly, even the native Japanese, about 90% of them are not as good as me.

Could this be the unequal exchange brought about by my inexplicably disappearing little beauty?I froze for a moment, realizing that something terrible had happened to me.

Thanks to the super-high level of Japanese brought by the little beauty, after some communication and exploration, I finally have a preliminary understanding of my current situation.

Now, where I am located is Yokohama, Japan - an autonomous port where the government has no control and thus breeds freedom and chaos.This Yokohama is divided into three parts, daytime, dusk, and night, which are controlled by three different organizations.

One thing to say, this is not quite the same as Yokohama in my impression.

The so-called "day, dusk, night" of course does not refer to time, but some kind of image.I want to know who the three powers in this city are, but that's not the kind of information you can get at a convenience store.

And that’s the other thing—through the silver trim on the edge of the convenience store freezer, I noticed my appearance change.And, I don't know if it's my illusion, or my new face is a baby face, in short, I feel like... a little, a little younger?

The current situation is like this, penniless, a black household who suddenly changed his face, suspected to have no identity, came to the strange Yokohama where he was unfamiliar...

Big crisis!Definitely a big crisis!

To be honest, I don’t have much attachment to my original life. It doesn’t matter if I change my face, or a black household, or a strange city—but how can I be penniless?How can a person live without money?Just say now, I don't have even a coin, how can I solve the accommodation problem tonight?

It's painful, it's really painful.

For me, who has a mine and no worries about food and drink, "having no money" is really something that I have never thought about.I didn't know what to do at all, and walked aimlessly with the flow of people, trying to find a way as I walked.

Ah, I really want to die——

In fact, I am in a good state today, I am not sick, and I am in a happy mood... But when I suddenly encountered such a bad thing, my unstable spirit instantly showed its instability.

Simply put, I'm sick.

Well, this is easy to understand.

In short, I changed from a "normal" state to a "morbid" state.The good news is that I am still not seriously ill, and my reason still prevails.

So I haven't given up on therapy yet, I've decided to salvage myself.

I know very well that the main reason for my illness is "no money".In fact, I am a very calm and Buddhist person. I changed my face and suddenly appeared in Yokohama. I actually don't care much about these things.As long as the money problem is solved, and then the problem of food and housing is solved, my situation can be temporarily stabilized.

Therefore, I want to make money quickly while reason still prevails.

Thinking while walking, thinking while walking... xiu~, a small light bulb appeared in my mind.

Key words.

"Japan"

"Black households"

"Autonomous Port"

"Government powerlessness"

"Free Chaos"

Coupled with that face that is not the same as the original, but still handsome, I have a bold idea.

"Speaking of getting money quickly, why don't you become a cowherd!"

What a brilliant idea!