When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

Wuyou was pulled up from his seat by them, so he had no choice but to rush the ducks to the shelf, "Then let's do a men's troupe dance!"

The original owner learned men's group dance at the beginning of his debut. Generally speaking, it is not difficult, but some movements are very provocative.

"Senior, I want to dance with you!" Wei Xiaoyu was the first to stand up with his hands up.

"Why is it you! We can also dance boy group dances, and we can also dance with Teacher Wuyou!" Liu Yiyi and other female stars who were born in the talent show immediately retorted.

"Of course it's because my senior was in the same company as me, and the dance teacher was the same. Our cooperation is definitely the best." Wei Xiaoyu said confidently.

"Then what are you going to dance with Teacher Wuyou?"

"Let's dance the Troublemaker that Mr. Wuyou skipped when he debuted!" Someone suggested, and the person who proposed this happened to have fired CP with Xia Tao and Tan Feng.

But after he finished speaking, he seemed to realize that his proposal was a bit stupid, and it would be a disaster if Wuyouji hated him.

But he quickly calmed down again. If Wuyou minded, he definitely wouldn't have agreed to dance just now.

This song was very popular back then, and the dance of this song was even more popular. Many artists have danced it.

However, the original owner was somewhat introverted and couldn't let go of his movements, so the effect was not very good and has been criticized by others.Back then, Tan Feng and Xia Tao had bought drafts of Hei Wuyou, saying that Wuyou's singing and dancing were useless, but with the green leaves of Wuyou as a backdrop, they were all singing and dancing prodigy.

Later, Su Wenyan's fans also compared the gap between the original owner and Su Wenyan with the use of singing and dancing.

Wei Xiaoyu said: "Mr. Wuyou hasn't danced for so many years, so I don't remember the movements very well, why don't we watch it and practice it."

Wuyou looked as usual: "Yes."

Soon someone found a video of this dance and showed it to the two of them. This is actually not a men's group dance, but a pas de deux.

Wuyou looked at it again, raised his eyebrows slightly: "Are you sure you want to dance this dance with me?"

"I'm sure! It's worth my death to be able to dance with senior." Wei Xiaoyu is very sure, he just wants to have fun anyway, and Wuyou is liked by so many people. He also has a magical power that always makes people Can't help but want to get close.

Obviously he has a very deserted and ascetic face.

Wuyou wrote down the movements, and said to Wei Xiaoyu: "Then die!"

"Hahaha, Teacher Wuyou can also joke!" Liu Yiyi laughed happily.

Wei Xiaoyu walked towards Wuyou, surrounded by boos and whistles.

Wuyou put his hand on Wei Xiaoyu's shoulder directly, his eyes locked on Wei Xiaoyu's face, Wei Xiaoyu's face suddenly turned red for some reason.

Even when the music played, his movements slowed down by half a beat, and he seemed to be in a hurry.

Seeing his mistake, the people around him booed: "Xiaoyu, can you do it? You also said that you want to teach Wuyou dance, if you can't do it, you can step back. We have a lot of dance teachers here!"

"Yes, if you can't do it, don't be brave. We have a large number of people waiting here."

"Hahaha, hey, how can a man say no? You are insulting me, Brother Yu."

"Look at his limp appearance, it's only a few dance steps, and he's already made a series of mistakes."

Wei Xiaoyu was talked about by them, and his movements became more and more chaotic, "Stop talking, you will disturb my attention."

"No, no, no, what does it mean to interfere with you? Why isn't Teacher Wuyou disturbed by us." Liu Yiyi laughed relentlessly.

There was also a burst of laughter in the live broadcast room:

【This is not the car for the kindergarten, now the whole world knows that Wei Xiaoyu is dying, hahaha】

[I worry about dancing such a coquettish dance with such an ascetic face, is it really okay? 】

[I think it's okay, so far, I'm very satisfied. 】

[Wei Xiaoyu can't do it, it's not coquettish enough, it's not as good as our Wuyou master, I strongly request to change to a more coquettish one]

Sure enough, after a while, Wei Xiaoyu was forcibly pulled down, and a girl group star with a very outgoing personality and a very good dancer stepped up.

The young lady is very confident, as soon as she came up, she squatted down enchantingly next to Wuyou.

Everyone started howling again:

【No, let go of that master, let me do it! 】

【I'm so sour, my hair smells like lemons, my worry-free little brother was raped】

【Hahaha, no, master, I can't feel any coquettishness at all with your ascetic face, I seem to be watching a play where a female goblin seduces Tang Seng】

[Master Wuyou: Don't beat me! 】

[Mr. Wuyou has tried her best, it's a pity that such a good waist, so coquettish and attractive on the court, why it becomes a piece of wood on the stage. 】

【Seeing Teacher Wuyou being so confident just now, I thought he really wanted to surprise me】

"Mr. Wuyou, you can't do it. This waist is going to twist up. It's time for you to touch my face." The female star said in a charming and charming voice on purpose.

There was a group of laughter around, "No, sister, you are too coquettish, you are not flirting with each other at all, it is your one-sided seduction."

"Teacher Wuyou finished dancing this dance, and it's time to go back to become a monk. You female fairies are too scary."

"Tsk, if you can't eat grapes, you say grapes are sour. You guys are jealous of me." The female star turned her head to look at Wuyou after she finished pissing off the people around her, and said in a coquettish voice, "Mr. Wuyou, they called me a goblin!" .”

"It's okay, little monk to subdue demons." Wuyou put his hand lightly on the actress's shoulder, and suddenly moved closer.

His eyes were clean and clear, staring straight at the person in front of him, the actress suddenly paused.Wuyou smiled slightly, and there seemed to be brilliance flowing in his eyes, which made the actress dumbfounded.

Wuyou withdrew his hand, "Your heart is also confused, this dance ends here! Amitabha!"

"Hahaha, Master Wuyou, I really have you. After the dance, I still have to chant Amitabha Buddha. Those who don't know think you are exorcising demons."

"That's right, all of you are fairies." Liu Yiyi curled her lips.

River City, Lanzhou Clubhouse.

Lan Xiu was also watching the live broadcast, with Kang Jingwu and Fu Junheng with cold eyes sitting beside her.

"Tsk, this waist twist is not bad, I thought he could only recite Amitabha."

"It's more than good, I'm afraid that even those female stars who can dance are not as good as him." Kang Jingwu commented slowly.

"You know so well?" Lan Xiu asked curiously.

Kang Jingwu: "He has been shooting movies under my supervision for two months. The martial arts scenes are all in person, and he is not a problem. Now, none of the popular fresh meat can compare to him."

"Tsk, Fu Junheng, can you do it? You can't, let me do it, I want to chase after it seriously." Lan Xiu looked at the people in the video and said happily.

"roll!"

Fu Junheng replied him one word very concisely.

"You're so fucking cowardly, you don't dare to chase, and you don't let others touch you. Aren't you delaying other people's youth?"

Kang Jingwu: "Xiao Wuyou is not so easy to chase, Fu Shao should have tried many times and failed miserably, right?"

Fu Junheng: ...

"We are very good friends, I don't care about anything else." Fu Junheng squinted at them.

"Tsk tsk, in this realm of thought, I dare say you are still a practitioner of Plato." Lan Xiu teased again.

"It's not as good as Lan Shao's singing every night." Fu Junheng was annoyed by his teasing, and he said unceremoniously, "Pay attention to your body."

Lan Xiu: ...

Kang Jingwu suppressed a smile, "Young Master Lan, you don't know the price of essential oils when you are young, so be careful in the future..."

"Shut your stinking mouths, I'm just drinking! Although I have more peach blossoms than you, I am more handsome than you, and I am more popular than you, you don't need to be so jealous of me!"

Kang Jingwu shook his head with a smile, "You have more peach blossoms than us, I admit it; but please take a mirror and compare yourself with Brother Fu first, before you say you are handsome?"

"No matter how handsome his face is, he has no expression. Who the hell would like a poker face? No wonder Xiao Wuyou is indifferent." Lan Xiu complained, "Brother will help you again, next time Xiao Wuyou comes back , let's take him to the dance floor to release it, it's a pity that he doesn't do pole dancing with his waist."

Fu Junheng: ...

Kang Jingwu: "That's a good suggestion."

In the early morning, return to the hotel worry-free.

Everyone had a great time tonight, Wuyou was sent back by the program team.

Duan Congyong had other business tonight, so Wuyou didn't ask him to accompany him.

The people from the program team took him to the parking lot downstairs and wanted to take him upstairs again, but Wuyou didn't let him continue.After all, it is very late now, and everyone must be very tired after being busy for a few days.

Wuyou was about to get on the elevator when suddenly someone came out from the dark, "Wuyou."

Wuyou glanced back, but he didn't expect that Tan Feng, who has always been arrogant, would come to him.

Tan Feng must have had a bad day today, his face was sickly pale, and he was very haggard.There was so much noise on the Internet last night, he probably didn't sleep well.

Today, the entire Internet is full of voices of boycott, and it is even more impossible for him to sleep.

"What's the matter?" Wuyou asked calmly.

"I'm here to apologize to you today. What happened yesterday was my fault." Tan Feng said.

"Well, I see."

After Wuyou finished speaking, he wanted to leave.

Tan Feng stopped him again, "Are you still angry with me?"

Wuyou glanced at him lightly, "You're not that important yet, it's worth my anger for so long."

"Then can you remove the top Weibo, and help me clarify by the way, what happened that day was just a misunderstanding." Tan Feng struggled for a while, and finally expressed his purpose.

"Huh?" Worry-free ending voice raised slightly, "Do you think I will agree?"

"I know you're still angry, but I've already apologized, and I've received the punishment I deserved. My resources for film and television and variety shows are all gone, and my endorsements are all gone, and I still have to face huge liquidated damages... I, I I'm desperate, what else do you want from me? You say, as long as I can do it, I will promise you!" Tan Feng's face was pale, and he was very emotional when he said these words.

Looking at him without any worries, "These are the consequences of your own suffering, so what have I got to do with you?"