When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

"Does that ball just now count as no scoring?" Liu Yiyi asked.

"Teacher Wuyou walked with the ball in his arms, how could he make such a low-level mistake?" Yang Min was puzzled.

"It doesn't matter, but with Teacher Wuyou throwing it so casually, the ball can go around half the basketball court and hit the basket directly. It is invincible! It must have just been a mistake."

"Teacher Wuyou, come on!" The audience on stage were still full of confidence in Master Wuyou.

It wasn't until they soon discovered that the invincible teacher Wuyou violated the rules again, and everyone realized that things were not so simple.

"No way, Teacher Wuyou's foundation is so poor?"

"Does he not understand the rules of basketball at all?"

Wuyou really didn't understand. He never thought about playing basketball. The director notified him about it temporarily this morning, and told him that basketball is very simple. He just needs to throw the ball into the basket.

"Senior, you can't walk with the ball in your arms, and you can't shoot it for too long, and don't use too much force when you pass the ball, we won't be able to catch it."

The strength of Wuyou's pass was too great, Wei Xiaoyu felt that the ball would become heavier when it passed through Wuyou's hand, and he didn't know why Wuyou had such strength even though he was so thin.

Since Wuyou came on the field, their red team has become even more chaotic, with violations, fouls, and not a single effective shot.

However, the blue team has never made a shot, because no matter which angle they shoot from, Wuyou can accurately intercept it.

Zhang Biao finally snatched the ball from Wei Xiaoyu and ran all the way to the basket.

Originally, no one was defending on their half of the court. Zhang Biao thought it was a good chance to score, but he ran halfway and found that Wuyou had already reached the basket area.

Zhang Biao changed his strategy, stood on the three-point line, and jumped directly to shoot the ball.

The basketball crossed the air in a parabola, and Zhang Biao finally breathed a sigh of relief. It had been nearly 10 minutes in the second half, and they still hadn't scored a single point.

This three-pointer should be safe. When he was in the provincial team, he was best at three-pointers. The moment he made a shot, he knew whether he could make it or not.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, Wuyou took off directly from the ground, stopped the basketball in the air, and slapped it to Wei Xiaoyu who was running at the end.

Wei Xiaoyu caught the ball, turned around and ran to the basket immediately, and made a three-step layup.

Two points to hand.

"I'll go! Teacher Wuyou, eternal God!"

"Master Wuyou perfectly explained what it means that even if I don't know anything about basketball, I can still rub you on the ground. Master really doesn't give people a way out!"

[My husband's jumping posture just now is really amazing, does that waist really exist? 】

【Do you know why my wife's waist is so soft?It was me who came out on the bed, dog head.jpg]

[A group of old perverts, this is a football game, but you are staring at his waist]

Seeing that the rhythm of the blue team was broken, the coach of the blue team called a stop and began to redo the game plan.

The red team also found that the direction was wrong.

"Xiaoyou, next time you defend, you must not allow the opponent to score, otherwise it will be difficult for us to catch up. If you get the ball, give it to them directly, and you don't need to shoot anymore."

The coach also found that Wuyou didn't understand basketball at all, and he didn't know how to dribble, so he was especially prone to violations.But his defensive ability is invincible, and almost no one can get past his defense.

Wei Xiaoyu was also very surprised, "Senior, so you really don't know anything about basketball."

"Didn't I tell you before the game? You didn't want to believe it."

Wei Xiaoyu stuck out her tongue, "I thought you were speaking modestly."

"Buddhas don't lie."

Wei Xiaoyu: ...

The second half was very difficult, and the blue team focused their defense on Wuyou, but it was a pity that Wuyou was someone they couldn't defend against.

Fortunately, the other members of the red team are very weak. Even if they are given a chance to throw, they may not be able to make it.

In the last 2 minutes, the red team was still six points behind.

"Persevere, don't stop worry-free, as long as you prevent other players from scoring goals, we will win." The coach of the blue team urged.

After all, Wuyou will not take the initiative to throw the ball.

Furthermore, there is another most important reason - even if they spend a lot of energy to prevent Wuyou, they may not be able to prevent it. Wuyou's flexibility is too strong, and he moves fast, and you don't even know where he will come from. Breaking through is extremely difficult to defend.

Instead of spending this time doing useless work, it is better to prevent the rest of the players from scoring goals.

Wuyou is obviously playing for the first time, and his dribbling movements are very clumsy, and it is easy to take the ball out of position if you don't pay attention.

No one expected that the second half of the game would be such a tug-of-war. There were more and more viewers in the live broadcast room, and everyone was wondering whether the red team could counterattack.

[Fuck!I really didn't expect Master Wuyou to lose in basic skills]

[Who said my husband lost?He defended the entire basketball team by himself, and how many dunks he dunked. With such a record, would you say defeat to me? 】

[The red team should have a hard time counterattacking. I think their physical strength has reached their limit. Although Wuyou seems to be the most calm, but Wuyou can't dribble or throw the ball, and it's useless.]

[A person with zero foundation can make the opponent's entire team unable to score goals. He is indeed very talented. If Wuyou undergoes professional training, he will definitely become a top basketball player]

[Zhang Biao is pretty awesome. He scored so many points alone in the first half, but this is probably the lowest score game I have ever seen. The red team barely scored in the first half, and the blue team didn't score at all in the second half.]

Wei Xiaoyu felt that her back was sore and her legs ached, and she couldn't lift her strength at all. The last few minutes seemed as long as a century.

"Why are we still six points away, senior, are we going to lose me?"

"Anything is possible until the last moment."

"I'm really exhausted, even more tired than the first day of archery practice." Wei Xiaoyu complained.

"That means you haven't exercised enough usually." Wuyou said, "But for the sake of your performance today, you can rest for the next 2 minutes, and I'll try."

Wei Xiaoyu:? ? ?

Just when Wei Xiaoyu was puzzled, the final match started again.

Now that the ball is in the hands of the blue team, Zhang Biao tried to use delaying tactics, neither intending to throw the ball nor let the red team grab the ball.

Just when Zhang Biao was in control of the ball, Wuyou directly took his racket away from his side.

Before Zhang Biao could react, Wuyou had already dribbled the ball for a few steps. Although his dribbling ability was not particularly good, he was strong and he ran fast. Also be able to catch up.

The blue team couldn't catch up with him at all. In the blink of an eye, Wuyou was already under the basketball hoop, picked up the ball and made a beautiful slam dunk.

"Ahh! Teacher Wuyou, the eternal God!"

"Teacher Wuyou, you are so handsome, I love you!"

"Ahhh, Teacher Wuyou scored a goal!"

There were bursts of screams from the stands, and the live broadcast room was also flooded with bullet screens.

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

[Wuyou just dunked with his left hand, his right hand is still not healed, but God will always be God, even his left hand will not affect his performance in the slightest]

【Master's waist is so thin and white, drooling.jpg】

"Senior! Beautiful!" Wei Xiaoyu gave Wuyou a high five excitedly.

"We are only four points away, and there is one minute and 30 seconds left! Xiaoyou, come on! Come on everyone!" The coach cheered on.

The remaining 90 seconds seemed extremely important, and Wei Xiaoyu and others cheered up, feeling that there was still hope.Until the last second, who can tell?

However, the defense of the blue team became more and more strict. Everyone showed fighting spirit and wanted to try their best to win the game.

Zhang Biao found that Wuyou had to be on his guard. This guy was simply a bug. His pitching accuracy was too high. It was so accurate that one wondered whether he had undergone special training.

It is not as easy for Wuyou to score again now. One is that his ball control is not that good, and the other is that there are two opponents blocking him.Fortunately, with his stealing skills, the red team finally made a three-pointer.

Only 20 seconds left.

Everyone's fighting spirit and spirit were mobilized, and the game entered the most exciting stage.

"My heart couldn't take it anymore, and it was tied with the last point."

"Where there is Teacher Wuyou, I will never be disappointed."

Liu Yiyi and Yang Min tensed up, each of them looked more nervous than the people on the court.

In the last shot, everyone played very wildly. Wei Xiaoyu grabbed the ball in the last few seconds, but Zhang Biao and Han Wei blocked him, so the shot must be inaccurate.

Seeing that time was running out, Wuyou said to Wei Xiaoyu, "Xiao Yu, vote directly, don't be afraid!"

Wei Xiaoyu was also in a hurry, he didn't have a chance to pass the ball again, so he listened to Wuyou's words and threw it directly to the basket.

Too bad that shot was so low that it couldn't even get to the basket.Just when everyone was feeling sorry, Wuyou jumped up, soared into the air, and dunked the ball into the basket.

The clock ticked down to the last second.

Everyone in the stands stood up, and the whole audience screamed.

Wei Xiaoyu's last goal was a three-pointer, and the red team won the game by two points.

Han Wei wailed, "Mr. Wuyou, you are lying. You obviously know how to play. Did you pretend that you would not let us relax our vigilance?"

Wuyou: "Buddhas don't lie."

"Then why did you know how to dribble and shoot in the end?"

Wuyou gave a deep smile, and said leisurely: "Seeing you have been fighting for so long, if I still don't know how to do it, then my comprehension is too poor."

Han Wei: ...

Teacher Wuyou is a devil!

Wei Xiaoyu ran over excitedly and hugged Wuyou, "Senior, we really won!"

"So, don't give up until the last moment."

"Well, senior, you are really our god!"

The players of the red team gathered around, so excited that they lifted Wuyou off the ground.

worry-free: ...