When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

"Coach Di, this way please!"

Lizhitai spent a lot of money this time, and invited a retired national coach to sit in the "Star Games".The referee team and commentators invited were very professional, but the participating teams couldn't keep up. The stars on the sports field were sparse, and many of them were chewing their ears.

But the audience friends didn't think much of it. After all, this is an entertainment-based star sports meeting, and it's not a professional sports arena. It's too serious and loses its focus.Fans like to slap CP, watch celebrities flirting with each other, and the well-dressed ones are more handsome than beautiful ones.

After all, there are very few programs that can gather so many young and beautiful men and women. It is also a visual feast to see them appear in the same lens.

The blue team is a member of the stick country, and the yellow team is from the Ni country. Anyway, they are all stars in the circle, and everyone's strength is similar.Fans expect them to have excellent performances, and fans from various countries also hope that their stars can win glory for their motherland.

Di Zhengqi just retired last year, and this year he was invited by an old friend to join him.Looking at the contestants who were completely undisciplined and prepared, he sighed frequently.

"Is this going to start soon? Why are they still talking and not doing warm-up exercises?" Di Zhengqi asked the director beside him as he walked.

The director explained with a smile: "Coach Di doesn't need to be too demanding of them. They are not professional athletes. As long as they can persist in participating, they will be very good."

Di Zhengqi: "...Oh."

I dare say he came here as a mascot.

Di Zhengqi had a new orientation for himself, so he picked up the thermos cup and drank health-preserving tea.

On the runway, a group of actresses with exquisite makeup were running a 100-meter sprint. Di Zhengqi thought that at this speed, he could surpass them in walking.

The idol burden of these little stars is too heavy, and it can be seen that they have not tried their best. I guess everyone is just doing it for entertainment.In the first game, two guests were injured because the warm-up was not in place, and one fell directly on the track, and finally reached the finish line relying on "strong willpower".

The live broadcast room was full of cheering and touching barrage.

"Old Di, you're finally here, how do you feel?" Director Zhong Heyuan walked to Di Zhengqi's side.

Di Zhengqi thought for a while: "The aptitude is mediocre, and I didn't try my best."

Zhong Heyuan was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, "Old Di, you really have a poisonous tongue, but in front of the camera for a while, I hope you can praise them more."

"Oh." Di Zhengqi nodded, "I thought you asked me to tell the truth."

"Just talk to me about your real thoughts, and try to say as many good things as you can in front of the camera," said the director.

"Then what else do you invite me to do? Can't you just find someone?" Di Zhengqi didn't expect that one day he would have to tell lies against his conscience, and in the professional field he was most proud of, he couldn't bear it. .

"It's because their sports foundation is too poor, so I want you to give me some pointers."

"As far as their level is concerned, you can go to the sports institute to ask any student to guide you. Why do you insist on dragging me?" Di Zhengqi was a little annoyed. If his old acquaintance hadn't invited him out of the mountain repeatedly, he really didn't want to come here at all. Participate in this entertainment variety show.

"It doesn't depend on your professional ability and high reputation. How can others compare?"

"To put it bluntly, I'm asking you to buy coffee for you, but I'm not a good person, and you know it. If you want me to comment, tell them not to be hypocritical."

Di Zhengqi was the coach of the national team for a period of time. He has a hot temper. There are videos of him lecturing his players on the Internet. Olympic champions have been trained and cried by him.

However, Di Zhengqi's professional ability is unrivaled not only in China, but also in the whole of Asia, and has become a legend of the times.He has created many myths and cultivated many talents for the country. Unfortunately, he retired last year. The national team asked him to go back, but he declined, saying that he would spend the rest of his life traveling with his wife all over the world.

Zhong Heyuan and Di Zhengqi are old friends for many years. They know Di Zhengqi's personality and respect his persistence. "Don't worry, I've already informed them to let them behave well."

It turns out that this is still the performance after the notification?

"Actually, we have a highly anticipated guest this time, but he did not participate in this morning's sprint. The whole network is looking forward to his performance. I think you will be amazed when you see him."

"Huh? Professional player?"

"Not a professional player, but an all-around player." Zhong Heyuan affirmed.

Di Zhengqi didn't take it seriously. If he was really talented, he would have entered the national team or provincial team long ago. How could he be in the entertainment industry?

And Zhong Heyuan's expected players are probably only for the rookies in the entertainment industry.

"Let me reiterate, I really only try. If it doesn't suit me, I won't come in the next episode." Di Zhengqi said, he was afraid of Zhong Heyuan, it was really difficult.He knew that Zhong Heyuan had good intentions, but he really didn't like the atmosphere of the entertainment industry, and his personality was not suitable for the entertainment industry.

Zhong Heyuan said perfunctorily: "I know, I know, I have heard your words no less than ten times, and my ears are callused."

I'm afraid you will be reluctant to leave when the time comes, Zhong Heyuan thought in his heart.

The two were chatting, when suddenly there was a burst of exclamation from the audience.

"Fuck!"

Zhong Heyuan and Di Zhengqi looked towards everyone, and the former asked, "What happened just now?"

"Wuyou! It's Wuyou!" The staff not far away looked excited, "Wuyou just flew over the jumping pole!"

"Huh?" Zhong Heyuan was slightly puzzled.

Di Zhengqi looked calm, the height of the bar didn't look very high, and anyone with a little skill and training should be able to jump over it.

Sure enough, the vegetable chickens pecked at each other, and the short one pulled out the tall one.For these entertainment stars with little athletic talent, this is probably a challenge!

The referee and the staff responsible for adjusting the height of the crossbar were all amazed. Just now, Wuyou jumped directly from the highest point where the previous contestant failed to challenge, and passed it easily.

Although the posture is extremely non-standard, it just shows that he still has infinite possibilities.

The crossbar rose another three centimeters, and Wuyou smiled slightly when he saw it, "You can go higher, I don't want to keep jumping repeatedly."

"How much do you want to challenge?" the staff member asked.

"Try rising to two meters!"

"Two meters?" The staff thought there was something wrong with their ears.

The current height is 158, which is about forty to fifty centimeters away from two meters. Most professional athletes can only jump two meters.

The stars who jumped 177 in the first season were blown away by netizens.

"This...how about we try increasing it by 10cm first?" The staff persuaded very intimately.

"Alright." Wuyou replied easy-goingly, at least it didn't rise every 3cm.

The crossbar was raised another 10cm, Wuyou took a few steps back, trotted calmly, stepped over the crossbar with one leg.He leaped across it, as if his whole figure could rise into the air without being bound by the force of gravity.

The guests on the audience stage all opened their eyes wide and let out exaggerated exclamations.

"Fuck! Fuck! It's over again! Teacher Wuyou is over again!"

"Can this be easily skipped?"

"He jumped from the highest point where the previous challenge failed. He is really handsome!"

"What kind of jump is this? Why can his legs span so high?"

"Worriless Sweeping Monk is a real hammer, does he know light work?"

"You can skip straight jumps on flat ground. If you jump flat, isn't it against the sky?"

There was a lot of discussion around, mixed with Ni and Bang Mandarin, and everyone turned their attention to Wuyou.

The director who was paying attention to the live broadcast of each group also tactfully switched the main screen to Wuyou's arena, waiting to see Wuyou's final result.

He is now only nine centimeters away from the highest record in the history of the Star Games program, but judging by his current relaxed performance, it should not be a problem to surpass this result.

Di Zhengqi also got a little interested. The height that the starlet jumped just now is actually not that high, but it is not short for ordinary people.The most important thing is that this little star can use leaps and bounds to cross easily, which shows that his jumping ability is very good. If he can correct it after professional training and master some standard high jump postures and skills, his upper limit should be a very impressive figure. .

"Who is this person?" Di Zhengqi asked his old friend next to him.

Zhong Heyuan said: "That's what I told you, our dark horse, an all-around talent, worry-free."

While they were talking, the bar was raised a little higher, still 10cm at a time.

Worry-free trotting calmly, raised his feet, and flew straight into the air to cross the bar.

The whole set of movements is smooth and flowing, very beautiful.

The audience cheered, and the fans in the live broadcast room went crazy.

【Husband is so handsome! 】

[Too awesome!Others raise it by two or three centimeters at a time, and Wuyou directly raises it by ten centimeters at a time. 】

[Don't look down on our master, just add it to two meters!Who still remembers that the walls at Chengxikou are more than two meters long. 】

After this jump, the referees were amazed by Wuyou's jumping ability. Wuyou has already broken the historical record of the program group, but Wuyou's upper limit must not stop there.

"Is it still going to rise 10CM next?"

"Just two meters away!" Wuyou said.The current height is not too difficult for him, even if he has no internal strength in this life, the moves and skills he inherited are enough.

When the crossbar reached a height of two meters, the audience was full of exclamations, and the commentators opened up their mics enthusiastically, pushing the atmosphere of the arena to the climax.

"If Wuyou can succeed in the challenge, it will be comparable to the strength of domestic athletes. Don't read the following content. Today, the No.1 of our high jump group has been set. Let's work hard to fight for No.2..."

After hearing the commentator's explanation, the fans know what the height of two meters is at home and abroad, and they also look forward to their idols to create even greater miracles.

The audience looked at Wuyou with various moods, but Wuyou who participated in the competition seemed to not understand what nervousness is, and calmly stepped over the two-meter-high crossbar.

At this time, not only the audience was boiling, but even Di Zhengqi couldn't sit still, stood up, and looked at the thin and beautiful young man in the field in surprise, feeling a little unreal.

Zhong Heyuan also looked at the field cheerfully, with an expression of understanding. From the beginning of the rehearsal, he knew that Wuyou would definitely bring amazing results to their program group.

Because he is so good.

"How much more do you want to challenge next? Do you want to try the highest domestic record?" The referee asked Wuyou excitedly.