When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder
Chapter 44
"There is everything in the dream." Wuyou said casually.
Wu Rende jumped, "Are you kidding me?!"
Wuyou glanced at him, Wu Rende was reminded by this look, remembering the losses he had suffered in Wuyou's hands, he suddenly looked like a deflated balloon.
"Father really wants to find a job and solve his debts. You were born by me, and you can become popular now. If you ask you to find a job for me, you just make excuses. Am I that bad?"
No worry, no illness, no slowness: "Well, have you ever thought that maybe you are really so bad."
Wu Rende was out of shape with anger, "If I was born 20 years later, I could also be a big star! It's not about my father's bragging. When my father was young, he was recognized as a handsome guy. Women who like me can form a company!"
Although Wu Rende has no morals or morals, his face can be seen. Even though he is old and dressed in tatters, his facial features are still correct, and he can vaguely see his youthful handsomeness.
Wuyou said: "You have such a desire to show off, you can become a star now."
Wu Rende would be brilliant if given some sunshine, "Don't tell me, dad might really have acting talent, you can do it, I'm sure I'm not bad, how about you introduce me?"
Wuyou shook his head, "Since you are so powerful, you probably don't need my help."
"Of course it's better for you to introduce me. I don't have any contacts. Son, you can help Dad. Isn't there a show that takes Dad to participate in a variety show recently? You take Dad there and we make money together..." Wu Rende fell into a happy life in fantasy.
Wuyou thought for a while and said, "I think you are very talented in acting. Why don't you do this? I'll draw you into a group of actors, where there are plays every day. As long as you make progress steadily, becoming famous is not a problem."
When Wu Rende heard that he was going to pull him into the group of actors, he danced with joy, "Son, pull me!"
Wuyou: "But you must not disclose our relationship, because it will not bring you any benefits."
Wu Rende now only thinks about the star dream, no matter what Wuyou says, he just nods in agreement.
Wuyou took out his mobile phone, then dug out a wechat group that he had added before, called up the QR code, and asked Wu Rende to scan the code to join the group.
Wu Rende really thought he had entered the star group, and he praised Wuyou from head to toe.
"I've already introduced you the way, and the rest is up to you to fight for. I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."
Wu Rende refused to let him go like this, and dragged him to cry poorly: "Son, I really have nowhere to go."
Wuyou went to the ATM to withdraw 500 yuan to him, "You go to the film and television city, as long as you work hard enough, you can get money every day, renting a house to support yourself is not a problem."
"Where is 500 yuan enough?" Wu Rende looked at the pitifully short five bills, and his blood pressure went up.
"When I first went to the film and television city, I didn't even have 500 yuan with me. If you are so good, you will get along more smoothly than me."
Knowing Wuyou's current temper, Wu Rende had no choice but to endure it. Anyway, he is Wuyou's biological father, so is it possible that someone would not give him face?
Wu Rende had already made up his mind, so he said again: "I don't have your contact information yet, you should at least give me a phone number and WeChat ID, so I can find you if I need anything."
Wuyou gave him the studio number.
Although Wu Rende didn't get what he wanted, he was drawn into a "star group" by Wuyou. He was still very satisfied and even began to dream of being a star.
After parting with Wuyou, Wu Rende first used the few hundred dollars to buy a suit of clothes, because money was really limited, so he could only buy the cheapest middle-aged and elderly discounted items in the parity mall.
Considering that Wuyou was also in the group, Wu Rende didn't dare to jump too obviously, and after a while, he quietly peeped at the screen.
It's great to be a star, you can make a lot of money chatting, and there are beautiful women in the show.
But he has been pulled into the group by Wuyou for so long, and no one welcomes him, is he so disrespectful to Wuyou?Maybe everyone swiped the news too fast, and no one knew that he was pulled into the group without worry.
Wu Rende thought for a while, and sent a message in the group: [Hello, handsome men and beauties!My name is Wu Rende, and I have the same surname as Wu You. Do you have any dramas to introduce to me? 】
[Wu Rende?Your name is interesting, hahahaha]
[Who is Wu You? 】
Wu Rende: [It's the most popular celebrity right now, Wuyou! 】
Wu Rende wanted to circle Wuyou, but he searched the group members, but he couldn't recognize Wuyou.
[Worriless is called Wu, if you want to have the same surname as someone else's big star, wouldn't that be unhuman? 】
[What is worry-free?I also have the same surname as Qin Shihuang! 】
Wu Rende: [Xiaoyou, come out and chat. 】
"Come on? How could Wuyou be in our group? You really have a lot of drama!"
Wu Rende was depressed, 【I was pulled in by him! 】
As soon as he sent it, Wu Rende realized the problem, fearing that Wuyou would find out, he quickly withdrew the sentence.
[Brother Wude, what did you withdraw? 】
【He said Wuyou pulled him in, but I was the one who pulled me in by Gu Jingyu! 】
[I am Kang Jingwu who joined the group]
Everyone was laughing and joking, and they didn't take Wu Rende's words seriously at all, but Wu Rende was very angry.
Fortunately, it didn't take long for someone to announce a small advertisement for group performances. Only then did Wu Rende realize that this was not a group of stars at all, but the bottom group of group performances, and no one knew that Wuyou was also in the group.
Worry-free gave him another one.
Wu Rende was angry for a while, and wanted to confront Wuyou, but then he thought about it, group performers also have the opportunity to meet big stars and directors, and when they meet big people, if they reveal their identities, will they still worry about whether they will have a chance?
After thinking this through, Wu Rende became happy again, and he was the first to sign up.
It's a pity that he thought too well. After he went to the film and television city, he told everyone that he was Wuyou's father, but in the end, he was regarded as mentally ill, and no one believed what he said.
They asked him to produce evidence to prove his relationship with Wuyou, but Wu Rende couldn't produce the same.
He only has an ID card and a mobile phone, both of which are in Wuyou's hand. The phone has been repaired before, and has been swiped, and there is no record of the previous call with Wuyou.
Wu Rende didn't give up, and said in public: "I have Wuyou's phone number."
"Then you call now to verify."
Wu Rende really dug out the phone number given by Wuyou in public and dialed it.
The call was connected quickly, but it turned out to be a sweet female voice: "Hello, this is Wuyou Studio."
Everyone looked like they were watching the show, "I already know it". Although Wuyou's studio number was not announced on the Internet, as a person in the entertainment industry, it was not difficult to find out.
"I'm looking for worry-free!"
"Excuse me?"
"I'm his father!" Wu Rende said in a bad tone.
"Sorry, Mr. is sick and should go to the hospital for psychiatry. Goodbye!" The other party hung up the phone directly.
Wu Rende called again, but the other party refused to answer.
All the group performers laughed together, and Wu Rende lost all face.
He didn't want to suffer this kind of uselessness, but he didn't dare to just leave. If he really left, he would become a beggar again.He happened to meet Wuyou last time, and now Wuyou deliberately hides from him, and he doesn't know where to find someone.
Wu Rende had no choice but to stay in the crew in despair, dawdling with a group of extras.
But even so, he couldn't stand it.The costumes of the group performers are often dirty and smelly, and they have to roll on the mud floor. Sometimes they have to be bad guys and get beaten up by the righteous protagonists.Even if it is a fake hit, the possibility of injury is not ruled out.
Not to mention the director often swears, all kinds of snobbery in the crew and so on.
He once thought it was the easiest to play a dead person, but he found that the dead person was not easy, lying on the ground motionless.There are insects crawling on the body, and I can only endure it.
There are also some scenes exposed to the sun and rain. Wu Rende has lived for so many years and has been served by others, so he has never suffered or suffered this kind of suffering.
Recently, a production team called "Painting Love" started to recruit extra performers. I heard that this is a big cast, the top cast in China, from the director to the leading role, all are well-known figures in the entertainment industry.
Wu Rende also went to try his luck, because I heard that this crew was generous and paid higher wages than other poor crews.
He was lucky, and finally got a chance to play a passerby.
The hero will trigger a plot on this street, and Wu Rende will be a passerby on this street.
When the leading actor appeared, Wu Rende regained his energy immediately. He knew this leading actor, the actor who wanted to act with Wuyou before.
"Oh! Hello, hello!" Wu Rende stepped forward to greet him excitedly. He was afraid that he would lose his chance after the show.
The camera seats were ready, and the director was about to call for the start of filming, when Wu Rende suddenly ran in front of Gu Jingyu, startling everyone.
The assistant next to Gu Jingyu was very experienced and quickly protected Gu Jingyu, for fear of encountering perverts or fanatical fans.
"What are you doing! What's going on?!" The director was also taken aback, and hurried over to ask about the situation.
Seeing the exaggerated reaction from the crowd, Wu Rende immediately apologized: "You guys misunderstood! I have something to do with this actor teacher."
The director asked Gu Jingyu: "Jingyu, do you know this person?"
Gu Jingyu's expression was not very good either, "I don't know you."
Wu Rende quickly introduced himself: "I am Wuyou's father. I have seen you on TV. You and my son have a very good relationship. Wuyou also mentioned you, saying that you are handsome and good at acting. He admires you the most. gone."
Gu Jingyu: ...
If Wuyou really wanted to evaluate him and worship him like this, it would be impossible for him to reject the script of "Painting Love".
But this person in front of me...
The director frowned, "Who put this kind of person in?"
This person is quite old, it's almost as if he has delusional disorder, he is no different from those illegitimate fans who are obsessed with stars.
"What I said is true! If I tell a lie, my whole family will die!" Wu Rende vowed.
"It's really unlucky to be your family." Someone immediately laughed.
"Aren't you the only one in your family?"
"Wu De, you're already old, so don't try to take advantage of other people's popularity."
Some people in the ensemble recognized him, and they all started joking.
Wu Rende was extremely aggrieved. The director felt that he had some brain problems, so he fired him immediately. Fortunately, he returned 300 yuan, so Wu Rende didn't make trouble and walked away in despair.
"Damn! Bad luck! Worry-free death, when I catch you next time, I will make you kneel down and call Dad! Even if I have a dog, I know who the owner is. You are even worse than a fucking dog!"
Wu Rende cursed and got angry while walking, and accidentally bumped into a car parked on the side of the road. The pain caused him to cover his nose quickly, and Wu Rende kicked the car a few times as if discouraged.
"Damn it! What kind of grandson stops here to block the way!"
As soon as he finished cursing, the car window in front of him slowly fell,
Wu Rende jumped, "Are you kidding me?!"
Wuyou glanced at him, Wu Rende was reminded by this look, remembering the losses he had suffered in Wuyou's hands, he suddenly looked like a deflated balloon.
"Father really wants to find a job and solve his debts. You were born by me, and you can become popular now. If you ask you to find a job for me, you just make excuses. Am I that bad?"
No worry, no illness, no slowness: "Well, have you ever thought that maybe you are really so bad."
Wu Rende was out of shape with anger, "If I was born 20 years later, I could also be a big star! It's not about my father's bragging. When my father was young, he was recognized as a handsome guy. Women who like me can form a company!"
Although Wu Rende has no morals or morals, his face can be seen. Even though he is old and dressed in tatters, his facial features are still correct, and he can vaguely see his youthful handsomeness.
Wuyou said: "You have such a desire to show off, you can become a star now."
Wu Rende would be brilliant if given some sunshine, "Don't tell me, dad might really have acting talent, you can do it, I'm sure I'm not bad, how about you introduce me?"
Wuyou shook his head, "Since you are so powerful, you probably don't need my help."
"Of course it's better for you to introduce me. I don't have any contacts. Son, you can help Dad. Isn't there a show that takes Dad to participate in a variety show recently? You take Dad there and we make money together..." Wu Rende fell into a happy life in fantasy.
Wuyou thought for a while and said, "I think you are very talented in acting. Why don't you do this? I'll draw you into a group of actors, where there are plays every day. As long as you make progress steadily, becoming famous is not a problem."
When Wu Rende heard that he was going to pull him into the group of actors, he danced with joy, "Son, pull me!"
Wuyou: "But you must not disclose our relationship, because it will not bring you any benefits."
Wu Rende now only thinks about the star dream, no matter what Wuyou says, he just nods in agreement.
Wuyou took out his mobile phone, then dug out a wechat group that he had added before, called up the QR code, and asked Wu Rende to scan the code to join the group.
Wu Rende really thought he had entered the star group, and he praised Wuyou from head to toe.
"I've already introduced you the way, and the rest is up to you to fight for. I still have something to do, so I'm leaving first."
Wu Rende refused to let him go like this, and dragged him to cry poorly: "Son, I really have nowhere to go."
Wuyou went to the ATM to withdraw 500 yuan to him, "You go to the film and television city, as long as you work hard enough, you can get money every day, renting a house to support yourself is not a problem."
"Where is 500 yuan enough?" Wu Rende looked at the pitifully short five bills, and his blood pressure went up.
"When I first went to the film and television city, I didn't even have 500 yuan with me. If you are so good, you will get along more smoothly than me."
Knowing Wuyou's current temper, Wu Rende had no choice but to endure it. Anyway, he is Wuyou's biological father, so is it possible that someone would not give him face?
Wu Rende had already made up his mind, so he said again: "I don't have your contact information yet, you should at least give me a phone number and WeChat ID, so I can find you if I need anything."
Wuyou gave him the studio number.
Although Wu Rende didn't get what he wanted, he was drawn into a "star group" by Wuyou. He was still very satisfied and even began to dream of being a star.
After parting with Wuyou, Wu Rende first used the few hundred dollars to buy a suit of clothes, because money was really limited, so he could only buy the cheapest middle-aged and elderly discounted items in the parity mall.
Considering that Wuyou was also in the group, Wu Rende didn't dare to jump too obviously, and after a while, he quietly peeped at the screen.
It's great to be a star, you can make a lot of money chatting, and there are beautiful women in the show.
But he has been pulled into the group by Wuyou for so long, and no one welcomes him, is he so disrespectful to Wuyou?Maybe everyone swiped the news too fast, and no one knew that he was pulled into the group without worry.
Wu Rende thought for a while, and sent a message in the group: [Hello, handsome men and beauties!My name is Wu Rende, and I have the same surname as Wu You. Do you have any dramas to introduce to me? 】
[Wu Rende?Your name is interesting, hahahaha]
[Who is Wu You? 】
Wu Rende: [It's the most popular celebrity right now, Wuyou! 】
Wu Rende wanted to circle Wuyou, but he searched the group members, but he couldn't recognize Wuyou.
[Worriless is called Wu, if you want to have the same surname as someone else's big star, wouldn't that be unhuman? 】
[What is worry-free?I also have the same surname as Qin Shihuang! 】
Wu Rende: [Xiaoyou, come out and chat. 】
"Come on? How could Wuyou be in our group? You really have a lot of drama!"
Wu Rende was depressed, 【I was pulled in by him! 】
As soon as he sent it, Wu Rende realized the problem, fearing that Wuyou would find out, he quickly withdrew the sentence.
[Brother Wude, what did you withdraw? 】
【He said Wuyou pulled him in, but I was the one who pulled me in by Gu Jingyu! 】
[I am Kang Jingwu who joined the group]
Everyone was laughing and joking, and they didn't take Wu Rende's words seriously at all, but Wu Rende was very angry.
Fortunately, it didn't take long for someone to announce a small advertisement for group performances. Only then did Wu Rende realize that this was not a group of stars at all, but the bottom group of group performances, and no one knew that Wuyou was also in the group.
Worry-free gave him another one.
Wu Rende was angry for a while, and wanted to confront Wuyou, but then he thought about it, group performers also have the opportunity to meet big stars and directors, and when they meet big people, if they reveal their identities, will they still worry about whether they will have a chance?
After thinking this through, Wu Rende became happy again, and he was the first to sign up.
It's a pity that he thought too well. After he went to the film and television city, he told everyone that he was Wuyou's father, but in the end, he was regarded as mentally ill, and no one believed what he said.
They asked him to produce evidence to prove his relationship with Wuyou, but Wu Rende couldn't produce the same.
He only has an ID card and a mobile phone, both of which are in Wuyou's hand. The phone has been repaired before, and has been swiped, and there is no record of the previous call with Wuyou.
Wu Rende didn't give up, and said in public: "I have Wuyou's phone number."
"Then you call now to verify."
Wu Rende really dug out the phone number given by Wuyou in public and dialed it.
The call was connected quickly, but it turned out to be a sweet female voice: "Hello, this is Wuyou Studio."
Everyone looked like they were watching the show, "I already know it". Although Wuyou's studio number was not announced on the Internet, as a person in the entertainment industry, it was not difficult to find out.
"I'm looking for worry-free!"
"Excuse me?"
"I'm his father!" Wu Rende said in a bad tone.
"Sorry, Mr. is sick and should go to the hospital for psychiatry. Goodbye!" The other party hung up the phone directly.
Wu Rende called again, but the other party refused to answer.
All the group performers laughed together, and Wu Rende lost all face.
He didn't want to suffer this kind of uselessness, but he didn't dare to just leave. If he really left, he would become a beggar again.He happened to meet Wuyou last time, and now Wuyou deliberately hides from him, and he doesn't know where to find someone.
Wu Rende had no choice but to stay in the crew in despair, dawdling with a group of extras.
But even so, he couldn't stand it.The costumes of the group performers are often dirty and smelly, and they have to roll on the mud floor. Sometimes they have to be bad guys and get beaten up by the righteous protagonists.Even if it is a fake hit, the possibility of injury is not ruled out.
Not to mention the director often swears, all kinds of snobbery in the crew and so on.
He once thought it was the easiest to play a dead person, but he found that the dead person was not easy, lying on the ground motionless.There are insects crawling on the body, and I can only endure it.
There are also some scenes exposed to the sun and rain. Wu Rende has lived for so many years and has been served by others, so he has never suffered or suffered this kind of suffering.
Recently, a production team called "Painting Love" started to recruit extra performers. I heard that this is a big cast, the top cast in China, from the director to the leading role, all are well-known figures in the entertainment industry.
Wu Rende also went to try his luck, because I heard that this crew was generous and paid higher wages than other poor crews.
He was lucky, and finally got a chance to play a passerby.
The hero will trigger a plot on this street, and Wu Rende will be a passerby on this street.
When the leading actor appeared, Wu Rende regained his energy immediately. He knew this leading actor, the actor who wanted to act with Wuyou before.
"Oh! Hello, hello!" Wu Rende stepped forward to greet him excitedly. He was afraid that he would lose his chance after the show.
The camera seats were ready, and the director was about to call for the start of filming, when Wu Rende suddenly ran in front of Gu Jingyu, startling everyone.
The assistant next to Gu Jingyu was very experienced and quickly protected Gu Jingyu, for fear of encountering perverts or fanatical fans.
"What are you doing! What's going on?!" The director was also taken aback, and hurried over to ask about the situation.
Seeing the exaggerated reaction from the crowd, Wu Rende immediately apologized: "You guys misunderstood! I have something to do with this actor teacher."
The director asked Gu Jingyu: "Jingyu, do you know this person?"
Gu Jingyu's expression was not very good either, "I don't know you."
Wu Rende quickly introduced himself: "I am Wuyou's father. I have seen you on TV. You and my son have a very good relationship. Wuyou also mentioned you, saying that you are handsome and good at acting. He admires you the most. gone."
Gu Jingyu: ...
If Wuyou really wanted to evaluate him and worship him like this, it would be impossible for him to reject the script of "Painting Love".
But this person in front of me...
The director frowned, "Who put this kind of person in?"
This person is quite old, it's almost as if he has delusional disorder, he is no different from those illegitimate fans who are obsessed with stars.
"What I said is true! If I tell a lie, my whole family will die!" Wu Rende vowed.
"It's really unlucky to be your family." Someone immediately laughed.
"Aren't you the only one in your family?"
"Wu De, you're already old, so don't try to take advantage of other people's popularity."
Some people in the ensemble recognized him, and they all started joking.
Wu Rende was extremely aggrieved. The director felt that he had some brain problems, so he fired him immediately. Fortunately, he returned 300 yuan, so Wu Rende didn't make trouble and walked away in despair.
"Damn! Bad luck! Worry-free death, when I catch you next time, I will make you kneel down and call Dad! Even if I have a dog, I know who the owner is. You are even worse than a fucking dog!"
Wu Rende cursed and got angry while walking, and accidentally bumped into a car parked on the side of the road. The pain caused him to cover his nose quickly, and Wu Rende kicked the car a few times as if discouraged.
"Damn it! What kind of grandson stops here to block the way!"
As soon as he finished cursing, the car window in front of him slowly fell,
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