When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

Watching celebrities go to the countryside to experience rural life is also the most common and popular part of slow dramas. "Our Happy Life" also arranged a rural experience.

The filming location was in a small village called Baihe near Jiangcheng. Most of the people in the village had moved to the city, leaving only a few barren vacant houses, and most of them were left-behind old people who did not want to go to the city.

After arriving in the village, the program team arranged tasks for the guests. Today, they will have a picnic in the villa, and the guests will use the existing tools to complete a picnic independently.

But when the guests saw the tools provided by the program group, they all shouted that they were cheating. They only provided a large pot, and it was a large stove that needed firewood. The rest were some necessary kitchen utensils.

"Director Zhang, is there no natural gas or induction cooker? How do we cook?" He Feiyu asked.

"The purpose of the picnic is to test everyone's hands-on ability. If you perform well, there will be surprises tonight. Everyone should actively think of a way, and everything you want will be prepared. If a picnic turns into a restaurant, there will be no fun in the game."

"Director Zhang, you are deliberately torturing us because you don't feel pain in your back when you stand and talk." He Feiyu wailed.

However, he has participated in many variety shows, so he naturally knows that the show crew deliberately created problems for them, so that they can be interesting.He Feiyu was howling dryly, but he already had an idea in his head, so he began to count the existing tools, and then discussed with the rest of the guests how to complete the tasks assigned by the program group.

"God, we even have to go to the field to pick vegetables."

"Then Shanshan and I will go pick vegetables!" Ding Xiang took the initiative to pick vegetables. Compared with cooking with an earthen stove, picking vegetables is an easy job, and they don't want to get dirty in front of the camera.

"They didn't even prepare rice for us, and they still have to buy meat. Do we have enough money?" He Feiyu asked Wuyou beside him.

Wuyou smiled slightly, "It should be enough if you are a vegetarian."

He Feiyu later realized that he had asked the wrong person, "That won't work! You are the only one who became a monk, and we ordinary people can't live without meat."

"Fei Yu, you can't live without meat, right?"

"Actually, it doesn't matter if you are a vegetarian. You can lose weight. Brother Feiyu, I heard that you were the class leader in your class before. Is this rumor true?" Zheng Shan asked with a smile.

He Feiyu is only 30 years old and has already put on weight. He used to star in school idol dramas, but now he can only be a variety star in variety shows.But he really couldn't control his mouth, and he was the type who would feel uncomfortable if he didn't eat meat.

"Please don't doubt my elder brother's youthful appearance." He Feiyu brushed his hair on purpose, put his arms around Wuyou and said, "I am 20 years old and I am in charge of my appearance, and I am definitely comparable to Wuyou's face."

Everyone was amused by him, and Ding Xiang said mercilessly: "This is the worst time for Xiaoyou to be hacked."

After the joke, everyone started assigning tasks to do things. Jin Zheluo, who had been unable to intervene, said, "Let's go buy rice and meat with Wuyou!"

He was not familiar with the rest of the guests, and besides Gu Jingyu, the popularity and attention of the other three guests were not as good as Wuyou.But Gu Jingyu's coffee is too big, and it's not easy to get close, Jin Zheluo dare not rub Gu Jingyu's heat.

As for Wuyou, although Brother Fu is behind him, no matter how powerful Brother Fu is, he shouldn't be stronger than Fei Xiuyuan, Zhou You and others, right?

Now Wuyou still has value to use, Jin Zheluo wants to pull him to stir up a wave of CP, they also had some CP fans before.It's just that he and Wuyou were too confused at that time, no one cared at all.

What's more, he and Wuyou were friends before, so it's okay to stir up a wave of brotherhood now.

Gu Jingyu said: "Worriless believe in Buddhism, it's not good to ask him to buy meat."

He Feiyu is not stupid. After yesterday's day, he could see that Wuyou and Jin Zheluo were not such good friends. Jin Zheluo's thoughts on Wuyou were written on his face.He Feiyu immediately said: "Luoluo, you and I will go to buy rice and meat, and Teacher Gu and Wuyou will stay here to clean up."

Jin Zheluo couldn't refuse, so he had to go shopping with He Feiyu.

After the four guests left, only Gu Jingyu and Wuyou were left.

"Let's clean the tableware first!" Gu Jingyu said, he rarely cooks at ordinary times, and he didn't know where to start when facing this kind of reality show.

Wuyou said: "You wash first, I'll find some firewood, we need to cook later."

Gu Jingyu nodded, saw Wuyou's thin figure again, and called him again: "Xiaoyou."

Wuyou turned her head: "What else can Teacher Gu do?"

The sunshine in late autumn dyed the young man with a warm halo, like a painting with beautiful artistic conception, Gu Jingyu was a little dazed.

This scene also fell into the shot not far away, and the deputy director Zhang in front of the monitor couldn't help but sigh: "The eye contact between Wuyou and Mr. Gu is really a sense of story. If they don't cooperate in a movie What a pity. Wuyou's clean temperament and Mr. Gu's sense of story are a perfect match..."

He was talking to himself, and turned his head to seek the approval of the people around him, but unexpectedly he met a cold face.

Deputy Director Zhang swallowed all the words that followed, not knowing which sentence he said was wrong.

Fu Junheng's eyes fell on the distance, where Wuyou was talking to Gu Jingyu.

After a while, he said coldly: "What story can a monk and a layman have?"

Deputy Director Zhang looked confused, why did he smell a sour smell from Mr. Fu?

Wuyou looked at Gu Jingyu, smiled slightly, with a bit of cunning: "Does Teacher Gu not believe in my strength? Or does Teacher Gu want to show his strength?"

Gu Jingyu was at a loss for words for a while, and then he remembered that he had forgotten Wuyou's ability. He was able to beat a group of gunmen to the ground and rescue the unconscious mother and child from the sea of ​​fire. It seemed that Wuyou didn't need him to protect him.

"Teacher Gu, let's wash the tableware. I'll go find firewood." Wuyou said.

There was a thatched shed not far from where they had a picnic, and there were stacks of bundled dry firewood in it. Wuyou walked over and smoked a bundle.

However, the firewood is a bit long, and it is not easy to move it. At this time, a person came from behind: "Ayou, I will help you."

Wuyou turned his head and was a little surprised to see that it was Fu Junheng, "Why are you here?"

"Come to help you."

"Are you... okay? Your hand..."

"Can I do it, didn't you see it last time?" Gu Junheng raised his eyebrows slightly.

The follow-up teacher on the side: ... What kind of tiger and wolf words are these?So it turns out that Brother Fu and Wuyou are having so much fun in private?But here is the lens!

Wuyou was also amused by him, "Well, Brother Fu is very good, and he's not bad with one hand, so I'll have to work."

The two carried a bundle of wood over there, but the firewood was relatively thick and needed to be split to ignite easily. Fortunately, the farmer had an ax at home, so Wuyou found one and started chopping firewood.

Fu Junheng watched from the side and handed him firewood.

It wasn't until the other four guests came back that Fu Junheng went back to the director.

Jin Zheluo followed He Feiyu to buy rice and sell meat and suffered a lot. For the sake of the effect of the show, they didn't drive there, and they had to carry the things they bought back with their hands.

Rice, meat, fish and shrimp are all heavy. He Feiyu also said that he wanted to buy some fruit for Wuyou and the two female guests after dinner, so he bought watermelon, pears, apples, etc., and brought them back from the town, so that his Hands are red.

He hurried to Wuyou's side again, complaining: "Xiaoyou, in order to buy you fruits and shrimps, my hands are like this."

"Then it seems that you lack exercise, why don't you practice your hand strength now?" Wuyou grabbed the ax in his hand and turned it around, then handed it to Wuyou.

He played with the ax too easily, as if it was not an ax but a pen with negligible weight.

Jin Zheluo seriously suspected that the ax in Wuyou's hand was just a prop, so he hesitated to take it.

"Come on, try it." Wuyou threw a piece of firewood to him.

He saw that worry-free chopping firewood was very simple. It didn't take much effort to drop the axe, and the firewood would automatically split into two halves. I wonder if the wood was tampered with by the program team.

Seeing this, Wuyou handed him the axe, "Then you come."

The moment Jin Zheluo took the ax, he regretted it. The ax was not light. He thought it was a prop and almost missed it.

Jin Zheluo took out another piece of firewood and observed it up, down, left, and right, but he didn't see any tricks, so he raised his ax with both hands and chopped it down, but the firewood didn't move at all.

Jin Zheluo was dumbfounded, isn't this too fucking outrageous?He used all his strength, and the wood was only cut with a shallow mark.

Worry-free strength is really that great?

"Wuyou, I can't do it anymore. I just lifted something and my hand hurts. You should do it!" Jin Zheluo tried several times without chopping it, and finally handed it over to Wuyou.

Gu Jingyu said: "Xiaoyou, you don't need to chop, these firewood are enough."

Now that everything is ready, cooking has become a problem again.

Among the five or six guests, only Wuyou and He Feiyu knew how to cook, and the rest seemed to seldom cook.

"Xiaoyou, I know you don't eat meat, so I bought these shrimps for you. How do you want to eat them?" He Feiyu asked.

"It's all right."

"Fei Yu, the dishes in the pot are going to burn!" Ding Xiang reminded.

The firewood was too hot, and He Feiyu was in a hurry, so he said to Wuyou: "Then you should cook the shrimp, I'm afraid I won't make it well."

"Ah."

Two female guests were handing firewood, Gu Jingyu was cleaning, only Jin Zheluo couldn't find anything to do, so he followed Wuyou.

Wuyou seldom pays attention to him, and he is not discouraged, just blowing rainbow farts to Wuyou.

Wuyou took out the prawns, made a Buddhist ceremony, and then picked up a shining knife, "Amitabha!"

Jin Zheluo was puzzled, but subconsciously stayed away from the knife, "Xiaoyou, what are you doing?"

"Cooking."

Remove the heads, tails and shells of the prawns without worry, then chop them finely.His knife skills were clean and neat, and he chopped the shrimp into mud in a few strokes, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"Wuyou, shouldn't people who believe in Buddhism refrain from killing?" Jin Zheluo looked at Wuyou chopping shrimp, and always had the illusion that he would also be chopped off by him.

Wuyou raised his eyes, and looked straight at Jin Zheluo with a pair of beautiful eyes, and said as a matter of course: "So I just chanted scriptures for them."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and then burst out laughing.

"Worriless, I really have you!"

"You are cruel and merciful. You want to chop people up and chant sutras."

"Xiaoyou, you are our source of happiness, how can you be so serious and funny?"

Fu Junheng looked at the most dazzling young man in the crowd, the corners of his lips slightly raised.

Indeed, few people can bully him.

In the end, the meal was successfully served on the table, and the worry-free shrimp was voted the most delicious dish by everyone.

The afternoon is a very normal time for farm work, and the shooting went smoothly.

In the evening, the program group announced the room allocation principles for tonight.

The one with the most work points lived in a luxurious large bedroom, the second and third lived in a standard double room, the fourth and fifth lived in an ordinary room, and the last one lived in the shabby narrow room.

Wuyou is undoubtedly the one who scored the most points today. No.2 is He Feiyu. He took on the role of chef alone and won everyone's unanimous approval.

The third is Gu Jingyu, after all, he is a male guest, and he also helped two female guests in the afternoon, so there is no objection to the third place.

The fourth and fifth are Ding Xiang and Zheng Shan, and the last place is Jin Zheluo without any suspense.

Jin Zheluo was disappointed when he heard this room allocation rule, and he was excluded again.

He even had the illusion that he was being targeted in this program group, because he was the only one with the lowest position.

Everyone went to find their own rooms. Although Jin Zheluo was prepared, it was still unacceptable to see the "bedroom" where he was going to live for one night.

This can't be called a bedroom at all, it's just a dilapidated thatched shed, with wind blowing from all sides, and a stench of livestock. Even the lamp is a very old yellow light bulb.

Jin Zheluo didn't want to sleep in this kind of place for a night, so he went to Wuyou.Anyway, Wuyou is the most luxurious big room. They used to live in the same room when they were filming, and they said it was a bit embarrassing, so they should be able to hang out for one night, right?

Jin Zheluo came to the door of Wuyou's room and knocked.

After a while, the door of the room opened, and a tall and handsome man in pajamas stood at the door of the room, his eyes were darkened, he swept Jin Zheluo indifferently, and said in a cool tone, "What's the matter?"