When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

"You sleep in the study." Fu Junheng really didn't recognize his six relatives.

Lin Han: QAQ!

Wuyou couldn't help raising her lips and smiling: "Your uncle is indeed very strict!"

Lin Han looked even more aggrieved.

Fu Junheng was expressionless: "In the future, if you lie or don't go home, you will sleep in the utility room."

Lin Han had no choice but to admit that his uncle was angry now, so he could only touch him.

Wuyou patted Lin Han on the shoulder: "It's not a good boy to lie."

Lin Han: ...

He really didn't mean to lie.

It is indeed wrong for him to hide from his family that he did not go home for several days, but he is already an adult, and they still treat him like a child, Lin Han is also a little depressed.

But knowing that because of his intentional concealment, Fu Qingheng and Wuyou were on the hot searches, now Lin Han didn't dare to refute a word, and went to the study with his head drooping.

There is a sofa in the study, which can be used as a bed, and it is wider than the broken bed that Wuyou used to sleep on.Fu Qingheng educated his nephew, but Wuyou, as an outsider, did not persuade him.

After Lin Han left, Wuyou persuaded him leisurely: "No wonder Xiao Han is afraid of you, your uncle is too strict. Although it is wrong to lie to others, you should give him proper freedom."

Fu Junheng was silent for a moment, "His situation is different."

"Oh?"

Fu Junheng didn't want to continue, "It's getting late, go to bed early!"

Wuyou saw that he didn't want to mention it, so he didn't ask any more questions, and only teased: "The younger generation is disobedient, just fine with a fine, Young Master Fu, don't get angry."

Fu Junheng: ...

The next morning, the Internet was peaceful, and there was no trace of crazy discussions by fans late at night.

Only some legends are left to spread inside Pink and Black.

Worry-free got up early, she didn't expect to run into Fu Junheng as soon as she went out.Fu Junheng was wearing loose casual clothes, and he seemed to be preparing for morning exercises.

"Master Fu, morning!" Wuyou greeted.

Fu Junheng nodded, and said casually, "Just call me by my name from now on."

"I haven't asked Fu Shao's full name yet."

"Fu Junheng."

"Fu Junheng? Then I will call you Junheng from now on?"

Fu Junheng: "... yes."

"It seems that you are not used to this address." Seeing his reluctant answer, Wuyou couldn't help chuckling, and teased, "Why don't I call you Master Fu?"

The people around him tilted their heads slightly to look at him, with a sly smile on their faces, Fu Junheng's eyelids twitched: "...Little Master, let's just call him by name."

Wuyou laughed out loud.

Fu Junheng inexplicably had the illusion that he was being molested.

"Naughty!" Fu Junheng also laughed.

The conversation between the two was a bit like flirting, but neither of them knew it.

Downstairs, the photography teacher of the program group is already waiting, and they also want to shoot as much material as possible, so that they can pick out useful parts and make the program well.

"Mr. Wuyou, did you wake up to exercise so early?" the photographer greeted.

"A day's plan is in the morning. Exercise your muscles and bones in the morning, which is good for your health." Wuyou said leisurely.

The photographer also admired him. He heard that Wuyou was up at two or three o'clock last night. He was able to wake up so early today, and he seemed to be in good spirits. It really is good to be young.

There was a little accident in the live broadcast last night. The program team deleted the Weibo overnight and spent money to remove the trending search. But this morning, when I asked the specific situation, all the colleagues on duty at night avoided answering, which made people scratch their heads. liver.

The photographer was also very curious, and his eyes could not help turning to the young man next to Wuyou.

The young man is tall and handsome, with outstanding facial features.Different from the worry-free Qing Jue, the young man belongs to the thick face type, with clear outlines and three-dimensional and correct facial features, which is simply a standard modeled face.

He also has a good temperament, with a sense of nobility, which can be seen as an extraordinary status.

"Is this your friend?" asked the photographer.

"Huh? Brother Zhang didn't tell you?" Wuyou was a little curious. The people from the program team came to dismantle the camera last night and greeted Fu Junheng, so they should have gotten along with the camera team.

"Just call me Brother Fu." Fu Junheng interrupted.

The photographer realized that Assistant Director Zhang had really given him a break, and asked him to take care of Wuyou more, not to offend the people around Wuyou, and not to take photos of them casually, this was something they couldn't afford to offend.

Made so mysterious, it seems that this handsome guy has a lot of background.

The photographer hurriedly greeted him politely: "Brother Fu."

Fu Junheng nodded slightly, as a response, and then asked Wuyou: "Run together?"

The photographer had a bitter look on his face. If they were running together, should he take a picture or not?Will it offend the other party if you shoot?If you don't shoot, you'll be wasting another morning.

Originally, a worry-free life is very boring. Reading, meditating, and sleeping, other people's lives are dynamic, and his life is completely like a static picture.Although the shot is very beautiful, you can't cut the motionless picture into a few minutes, right?

The director also hopes that he can shoot more worry-free material. Isn't this a difficult challenge?

Fortunately, Wuyou declined: "I don't like jogging, if you run fast, you may not be able to keep up, I'd better practice boxing!"

Fu Junheng: ...

Photographer: Shocked.jpg

Is Wuyou talking so arrogantly?Will the boss feel unhappy for losing face?

The photographer took a peek at Fu Junheng. Fortunately, this brother Fu looked as usual, as if he had realized the strangeness, and went for a run by himself.

The photographer breathed a sigh of relief, the boss' aura is too strong, and the director specifically told him not to shoot the boss, if Wuyou really wanted to run with the boss, he might not be able to take a few shots.

The photographer turned the camera on Wuyou, full of anticipation: "What kind of punch did Teacher Wuyou punch today?"

It would be perfect if Wuyou could restore the boxing technique he used to beat up the knife-wielding gangster in the alley last time. It would definitely be very popular when it was broadcast, and it would also prove whether he is the heroic boy or not.

"Tai Chi."

Photographer: ...

Isn't this what those old ladies and grandpas play?

The photographer was a little disappointed. Maybe Wuyou is not that young hero, but Wuyou can still enjoy the bonus of this persona. This persona is very popular on the Internet, and many netizens like it very much.

Doing a set of Tai Chi may also be one of the ways to maintain this personality.

When the photographer hesitated, Wuyou had already squatted down to practice.His movements are neither slow nor fast, soft yet strong, but they are different from the old ladies and old men who practice Tai Chi in the park. Every move he makes seems to have inner strength, soft and powerful.

The photographer grinned from ear to ear in surprise.

This, this... Wuyou really knows kung fu, right? !

The photography teacher didn't dare to blink his eyes, and gathered his energy to take this wonderful Tai Chi shot.

Fu Junheng ran around, and when he came back, he saw Wuyou who was practicing Tai Chi, so he couldn't help but stop and watch.

The young man's movements are soft and vigorous, sometimes slow and sometimes fast, if he can absorb the wind from all directions, every movement and style is pleasing to the eye.

He was only wearing an ordinary T-shirt, sometimes showing a white and soft waist, Fu Junheng couldn't help but think of the scene last night.

"Fairy!"

He spit out softly.

Wuyou who is practicing boxing: Huh?

He stopped and looked at Fu Junheng.

Seeing that he hadn't practiced, Fu Junheng walked over, "You've practiced this set of Tai Chi well."

"Like a fairy?" Wuyou raised his eyebrows.After exercising his muscles and bones just now, his face was a little flushed, a pair of beautiful eyes were black and bright, and the tails of the eyes were slightly upturned looking at him.

Fu Junheng was taken aback, and then he couldn't hold back a smile, "Are you born with wind ears?"

"It's thanks to my smooth ears that I can hear Fu Shao's inner voice."

"Not all people who practice Buddhism should be kind and compassionate, but I think your mouth is really unforgiving." Fu Junheng reasoned with him.

"Buddhas and demons are not compatible. Junheng described me as a demon, which is challenging the cultivation of the little monk." He said it casually, but also with a bit of seriousness, making people unpredictable.

The onlookers are in a mess—Mr. Wuyou's brain circuit is really strange.

Fu Junheng was defeated, and said early: "I made a mistake, let's go upstairs first!"

When Lin Han got up, Fu Junheng had already gone to the company, only Wuyou was reading on the balcony.

Lin Han walked over, very curious about what he was looking at, he was so eager to learn every day, and he was so absorbed in watching.

"What is Xiaoyou reading?" Lin Han looked down and saw that it was a popular science book for young people - "One Hundred Thousand Whys".

Lin Han: ...

Wuyou sighed softly, "It turns out that the lightning is caused by the friction between water droplets and ice cubes in the sky, alas!"

Lin Han looked puzzled: "Is there something wrong? Why are you sighing?"

"I'm just sorry, if immortal cultivators knew how to avoid lightning scientifically, there wouldn't be so many fellow Taoists who failed to cross the catastrophe."

Lin Han: ...

"Forget it, the world of cultivating immortals is also very different from here, I wonder if science can be used in that world." Wuyou said again solemnly.

Lin Han: ...

"The world of cultivating immortals is all fiction, Xiaoyou, don't get too addicted." Lin Han persuaded.

Wuyou didn't make any excuses, but he didn't agree either, he just said: "There is breakfast in the kitchen that your uncle left for you."

Lin Han ate breakfast, and remembered that he hadn't made it clear to Wuyou before, which made Wuyou feel awkward last night, so he explained: "Xiaoyou, I didn't mean to lie to you. My uncle never came here before. After passing here, I don’t know why I came here suddenly this time…”

"You don't have to blame yourself, I didn't mean to blame you." Wuyou said calmly, "But in the future, it's better for you to be honest about things like this."

It can be seen that Lin Han is indeed a little afraid of Fu Junheng, but Fu Junheng is actually not that scary, but he is more strict.I don't know what happened to Lin Han to make Fu Junheng treat him so harshly.

"I see, Brother Xiaoyou, I'm going back to see my grandparents. If my uncle asks, please tell him for me." Lin Han said.

"Why don't you tell him yourself?"

"I'm afraid he's still angry."

Wuyou: "Escape is not the way to solve the problem."

Lin Han thought for a while: "But he's too busy, he should come here because there is something wrong here. Uncle is already busy with work, I don't want to disturb him anymore, when he comes back, please tell me! Uncle It's better for you to be different than for me to bother him."

Wuyou laughed: "Oh? Why is it different for me?"

Lin Han tilted his head slightly, as if thinking hard: "I can't tell, let's intuit it."

"Your subjective consciousness is too strong."

"No, for example, he slept in the bed you slept in last night."

Wuyou felt even more amused, "What is this?"

"Uncle has a quirk and doesn't sleep in the bed that others have slept in."

"Then according to what you said, he can't go on a business trip or stay in a hotel?"

"So we have properties all over the country, and if he wants to stay in a hotel, it must be a suite reserved just for him."

worry-free: ...

The world of the rich is really extravagant.

"The bright mirror is not the stage, your uncle is too attached to appearances."

"Brother Xiaoyou, go and ferry him! This glorious task is entrusted to you!" Lin Han knew that he believed in Buddhism, so he replied playfully following Wuyou's words, "I'm going back, please take care of uncle .”