When a Buddha is dressed as cannon fodder

After talking about Lan Xiu, she regretted it. After all, it was so unbearable on the Internet. Such remarks should not be taken as a joke.Fei Xiuyuan is also responsible for Wuyou's current predicament.

Fu Junheng glanced at Lan Xiu, "You're the only one who talks nonsense."

Lan Xiu was a little bit apologetic at first, but when she saw Fu Junheng's words, she suddenly became interested again, "Tsk, Young Master Fu, I didn't ask you, what are you in a hurry for?"

Fu Junheng kicked him under the table, right on the bone of his calf, the pain made him gasp, "Damn it, Fu Junheng!"

Kang Jingwu hurriedly interrupted: "Okay, Brother Fu protects his shortcomings, it's not the first day you know, so restrain yourself, don't f*cking speak out."

Lan Xiu was wronged, so she had to give up, bent down and rubbed her leg bone that hurt from being kicked, "You are too fucking hard."

Fu Junheng pulled the corner of his lower lip, and said lightly: "Give you a longer memory."

Lan Xiu was wronged to death, where did he recruit this young master?

Forget it, knowing that Wuyou saved Fu Junheng's most precious nephew, Lan Xiu had no choice but to admit it.

After the few of them finished talking, Wuyou came forward and said: "Actually, there is nothing I can't say. Fei Xiuyuan was my catastrophe. Now that the catastrophe is over, he means nothing to me."

Wuyou spoke extremely calmly, as if chatting with them about an unimportant matter, rather than someone who has had countless scandals.

"Oh, it turned out to be your love robbery. You really sound like a monk when you say this." Lan Xiu smiled, "Then why did you suddenly realize it, master?"

Wuyou's peach blossom eyes were wide open, and the waves in his eyes were full of charm, but the words he said were: "Form is emptiness, and emptiness is form."

Lan Xiu slapped her legs and laughed loudly, "I really convinced you, so you plan to become a monk in the future?"

"When the Buddha is in the heart, there are Zen opportunities everywhere."

Lan Xiugan bowed down: "I'll go, I found that you really look like an eminent monk when you don't speak human language."

Wuyou followed his words and said, "Don't dare to pretend to be Taoist, but if Lan Shao needs it, he can also find the little monk to cross the maze."

"Absolutely! Xiu'er, I finally found someone more handsome than you." Kang Jingwu was full of novelty about Wuyou. If this person didn't have mental problems, he might be a ghost.

Fu Junheng also smiled lightly.

"However, thank you, Young Master Fu, for your kindness."

Wuyou couldn't figure out what kind of connection he had with Fu Junheng, which was enough to describe their relationship as a defense.

Fu Junheng: "Just tell the truth, don't thank me."

Lan Xiu: ...What do you mean by telling the truth?Listen, is this fucking human?

Fu Junheng usually looks cold and difficult, but in fact it is really difficult to deal with. Most of the time, he keeps his voice silent, but if he speaks out, he is definitely at the level of a king, and he will not pay for his life if he chokes to death.

Lan Xiu knew that she was no match, so she could only swallow her words obediently.

Seeing that Wuyou's table was full of delicacies without even moving a chopstick, Lan Xiu kept eating steamed buns and drinking porridge, Lan Xiu couldn't stand it any longer, and said, "Since you don't like meat dishes, why do you ask me to order so much?"

But Wuyou said: "I am the host today, so naturally I want to let the guests enjoy themselves."

"Okay, Director Kang didn't ask you to lose weight, so wait until you become a monk before giving up meat. Look at your waist, it's as thin as a wicker, it's really a willow waist!"

Lan Xiu deliberately turned her head and glanced at Wuyou's slender waist, which was somewhat teasing and frivolous.

Wuyou didn't feel annoyed, he just asked, "Does Young Master Lan want to compete with me?"

Kang Jingwu immediately booed: "Xiu'er, don't be cowardly! Hurry up!"

Lan Xiu: ...

"Some people seem to be strong, but in fact they are like paper tigers, vulnerable to a single blow." Wuyou looked at Lan Xiu with a half-smile, his peachy eyes were shining brightly. Lan Shao pays too much attention to appearance."

The corner of Lan Xiu's mouth twitched, and Kang Jingwu was already laughing madly, "Xiu'er is like this. Men like to look at their waists."

Lan Xiu: ...

Wuyou also imitated Lan Xiu's way of looking at him before, glanced at Lan Xiu's waist, and said thoughtfully: "But Lan Shao's waist doesn't look very good either."

Lan Xiu: ...

Fu Junheng, who didn't talk much, nodded in agreement: "Indeed."

"Hahahaha, Xiu'er, you have today!" Kang Jingwu laughed out loud.

"End of friends." Lan Xiu got up, as if she was going to leave the table angrily.

Kang Jingwu hurriedly grabbed him, and Wuyou said calmly, "I speak frankly, if there is any offense, please also invite Lan Shaohaihan."

Lan Xiu was just putting on a show, and didn't really intend to leave.

After laughing for a while, Fu Junheng asked the waiter to add a few more dishes.Wuyou estimated that this meal might bring him back to before liberation.

When the waiter served the dishes, Fu Junheng said to Wuyou: "These are all vegetarian dishes, without meat."

Wuyou tasted them one by one, these vegetarian dishes are very well prepared, light and delicious, no less than the vegetarian meals in the previous temple, and the names of the dishes are also very elegant.

On the way, Fu Junheng went out to answer a phone call. Lan Xiu was a chatty talker, and he was the only one who talked the most nonsense during the meeting. He also asked about the source of Wuyou's kung fu and the strange things that happened to him.

Lan Xiu didn't say much when Wuyou saw the tricks, but everyone had a good time eating the meal.

After the meal, worry-free to check out.

The waiter typed up a long list, worry-free thinking about who to ask if he didn't have that much money for settlement.

Probably he can only find Kang Jingwu, after all, he can still use the balance payment.

"Hello, there are 980 eight in total."

Wuyou was full of suspicion, even if that table of food was placed in the most ordinary restaurant, it would still cost about the same price.But the most famous private kitchen in Jiangcheng in front of me is definitely not so low.

"Did you make a mistake?" Wuyou asked.

The clerk was gentle and patient, and did the calculation again, "That's right, Mr. Fu is our honorable VIP member, with a [-]% discount card, all purchases are [-]% off."

Wuyou remembered that Fu Junheng went out to answer the phone halfway, and he understood somewhat in his heart that the discount might be more than [-] percent.

"Then thank you very much!"

"You're welcome, if you want to thank Mr. Fu, please thank Mr. Fu!"

After Wuyou settled the bill, the waiter said again: "My store is currently holding an event, and all consumers have a chance to draw a lottery. Sir, please draw a lottery."

Wuyou pressed the lottery machine casually, "Congratulations sir, it's the second prize, a consumer card from the People's Mall."

The waiter gave Wuyou a consumption card, and Wuyou smiled lightly, "It turns out that my luck is so good."

Wuyou turned and left, the waiter looked at his back with envy.

Kang Jingwu and the three were waiting for Wuyou in the corridor, Lan Xiu wondered: "Hey, is it really Wuyou's treat? Does he have so much money to pay?"

Kang Jingwu: "The entire advance payment received today is still barely enough."

"You are really not human, you will make people poor with one meal."

"Isn't this the meal you ordered the most? Good guy pretending to be a fart now."

"I didn't think he was so poor that he could only eat steamed buns, so I kindly asked him to eat meat, but he really only eats vegetarian food." Lan Xiu complained, "It's as if you didn't eat. I'll go and see that kid, Maybe now I'm scared of the bill and regret it."

"No, he's here." Fu Junheng who was watching with folded arms said something.

Worry-free approached, and handed the consumption card to Fu Junheng, "Today's meal was honored by Fu Shao, which saved me a lot of money. This is a prize drawn, and the lunch is a little of my heart."

Fu Junheng didn't answer, but said softly: "I don't go shopping, so it's useless."

Lan Xiu clicked her tongue and glanced at the two curiously, "Did Young Master Fu save you money?"

Worriless: "Exactly."

"What prize do I want to see?" Lan Xiu took the card in Wuyou's hand, "It turned out to be the black gold shopping card of the People's Supermarket, tsk tsk tsk, Brother Fu really deserves to be the legend of Jiangcheng, this trick... I am willing to bow down."

Kang Jingwu said: "The People's Mall is not worthy of Mr. Fu's honorable status. Since you got it from Xiaoyou, it is your fortune. Take it, it's a transfer fortune, don't give it up to others."

Wuyou thought for a while, took back the card, and thanked Fu Junheng.

Coming out of Shenyuan, the hot weather that lasted for more than ten days finally changed.The sun was gone, the clouds were thick, the sky was windy, and the trees on the side of the street were blown to this side.

"How?" Lan Xiu asked.

"I'm going to start the machine here, and I still have a lot of things to do, so don't look for me if you have nothing to do recently." Kang Jingwu said.

"Tsk, busy man. Where's Brother Fu?"

"back office."

"You guys are really boring." Lan Xiu couldn't find her accomplice, so she shifted her gaze to Wuyou, raised her eyebrows and said, "Xiao Wuyou, are you going to play with brother?"

Fu Junheng gave Lan Xiu a sideways glance, his eyes were filled with emotion, but nothing could be seen.

With a worry-free smile, "What does Young Master Lan plan to take me to play with?"

"What do you want to play? My brother can satisfy you. For example, go to the bar to watch handsome men and beautiful women, go to the dance floor to dance, go to the Internet cafe to play games...anything is fine." Lan Xiu carried his usual indecency.

He knew that he would probably be rejected, but he couldn't help but want to tease Wuyou, and even wondered what it would be like to play Wuyou, who was cold, abstinent, old-fashioned and fun.

Wuyou chuckled lightly and said, "It's a pity that I'm not interested in what Lan Shao said, why don't Lan Shao go to chant sutras with me, chant sutras can soothe the mind and calm the mind."

Lan Xiu: ...

"Hahaha, Xiu'er, you go with Xiaoyou!"

Just imagining the scene of a flower butterfly like Lan Xiu eating vegetarian food and praying to Buddha is enough to make people look forward to it.

"Forget it, I still have a lot of unrequited ties. It is more reliable for you to find Fu Shao to chant sutras together. He has no desires and desires, and has already transcended himself. Hurry up and summon him to become a monk. He will definitely be the next eminent monk." Lan Xiu hurriedly shirk.

Fu Junheng left without giving Lan Xiu a look.

When passing by Wuyou's side, Fu Junheng said: "Get in the car, I'll give you a ride."

Wuyou didn't meet him at all, "Then there will be a lot of trouble."

Walking halfway, the sky began to rain heavily, and the rain curtain seemed to separate the inside and outside of the car into two worlds.

"Recently, Fu Shao has made rescues many times, and Wuyou is very grateful, but I don't know why Fu Shao has helped him so many times?" Wuyou asked very directly and calmly, and he spoke directly because he had doubts in his heart.

It fit his character very well.

Fu Junheng said: "Then what do you think is the reason?"

"It is precisely because I can't figure it out that I asked Fu Shao to explain my doubts."

Fu Junheng snorted lightly, "Don't think about it if you don't understand it, just bear it. I still want to live well, and I won't do anything to you."

Wuyou was stunned for a moment, then laughed, "I am a Buddha who is merciful, and I will never commit any crimes."

Because it was raining heavily, Fu Junheng drove Wuyou to the old town of Chengxikou, and tried his best to deliver Wuyou to his house through the alley.

Unexpectedly, before reaching the door of Wuyou's house, I saw a group of people squatting under the eaves of Wuyou's house in the distance, and some people were holding their mobile phones to take pictures everywhere.

"Is that your home?" Fu Junheng asked.

"Yeah." Wuyou felt a little helpless, "I didn't expect that I am so popular now, and everyone in the world wants to make friends."

"They just want to rub your heat." Fu Junheng reminded ruthlessly.

"Oh, so I still have this kind of value, I didn't know it."

Fu Junheng: ...

"Let's stop here, and I will go back by myself for the rest of the way."

"You still want to go back?" Fu Junheng frowned, and didn't open the door for him. "These people have bad intentions, and they will do anything to gain attention. Find another place to live."