Interstellar - Kindergarten's Little Aquaman

Fuck, it's too f*cking, Yue Heling feels that this poor kid can't control it!

Picking up the back of the neck, he threw it directly out of the room, "You are already this old, go to sleep by yourself!"

Yue Xiaolu, who was thrown out of the bedroom barefoot, shrugged, her immature face was full of helplessness and connivance: "Okay~" Who made Dad angry from embarrassment?

"Good night, Dad."

In the bedroom, the more Yue Heling thought about it, the more embarrassed he became, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this poor kid was playing tricks on him as a father.

I was actually caught out!

Yue Heling, who felt that the more he lived, the more he went back, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became: "This poor kid!" He wanted to spank his ass.

Then there was some subtle worry: "Does he know something?"

"Hey," I always feel that Lu Lu actually knows in his heart that he pretends to be stupid just to cooperate with his father.

Will the deer be angry?Would you be unhappy with hiding it from yourself?

Yue Heling started to worry again, and then felt that Lu Lu was not such a person.

If he really cares, no one can stop him.What's more, the little guy has a hot temper. Thinking of this, Yue Heling thought of what his sister-in-law said when she communicated with her mother.

"Hmph." Yin Yang said angrily that Lu Lu didn't respect the elders.

Just her, too?

His mother is already very impatient, because her most precious little grandson cannot stay with her because of this daughter-in-law and her sister.

What the mother said inside and outside the meaning was that she wanted their family to move out. The sister-in-law couldn't believe it, and asked her mother, should the eldest grandson also move out of the old house?

This time, the mother was ruthless and didn't look at her eldest grandson's face again.

Anyway, my grandson has already been admitted to the military academy and will live in the school from now on, so: "Yes, we will move out together!" Anyway, let the grandson come back for dinner on weekends, and the room is the same.

Yue Heling heard that his sister-in-law was still making trouble these days, and his elder brother had warned her about the previous incident.

This time, the sister-in-law directly proposed separation, and the eldest nephew directly applied for school holiday training.

Fortunately, his nephew, San Guanzheng, felt ashamed of Lu Lu because of this incident, so he was too embarrassed to chat with Lu Lu.

Hey, Yue Heling is a bit regretful, after all, they are brothers of the same clan, although there is a big difference in age, but because of the elders' affairs, the relationship between the two parties is estranged, which is really a pity.

The next day, Yue Heling picked up Lu Lu who was drowsy and still wanted to stay in bed, according to the old rules, hugged him to brush his teeth and wash his face.

The child can do well at night, but every time he wakes up early, he will pretend that he can't do anything.

"It's inconvenient for your grandma to communicate with you these two days. Lulu will occasionally send messages to grandma and grandpa?" He said, wiping the cub inside and out with a towel.

Dulu was dissatisfied, "Is that woman annoying again?"

"She is your aunt." Yue Heling sighed softly.

The child in his arms woke up instantly, with one kind, do you think I am three years old?

Yue Heling wiped him again shamelessly, "The poor kid is only five years old, why pretend to be an adult?"

"All right," the little guy in his arms shrugged, "Father can do whatever he wants." He then raised his head and kissed his father's cheek, "But she's not ashamed, she'll sue at her age .I'm only five years old, so I won't sue."

Yue Heling didn't believe this, the whole family was the one who would sue the most.

"Don't think I don't know about the things you conspired with the second brother!" Lu Lu grabbed Lu Lu's cheek.

Yue Xiaolu was actually quite unconvinced in his heart, after all, he really felt in his heart that this woman might not even be able to live if she were left in his previous life.

But in this life, he is no longer the same person as in the previous life. For him now, his father is a war hero, a great hero who protects the universe, and his Yue family is the guardian of "public order and good customs".

In other words, the second uncle is just a little bit bad, just a little bit.

Compared with his previous life, it was nothing.

Lu Lu rinsed his mouth, then wiped the mouthwash on his father's shoulder, and "hummed" twice, as if he was very angry at what his father refused to do.

"She and that woman are trying to rob me, but you, a father, still..." Enforce the law so impartially?No, it's not right, the word is wrong, "Anyway you!" Hey.

The Yue family is really a good person, Lulu sighed, grandparents are good people, uncles, uncles and aunts are also good people, and father is a good person, so, so he will be a good person in this life.

"Why are children sighing?" Yue Heling felt a little guilty, "Dad didn't protect Lu Lu well." He lowered his head and kissed, "It's Dad's fault."

"It's not my father's fault, it's my fault that there are too many bad people outside." And his father is the best and most upright person in the world.

"Hey, in the future when Lulu grows up, Lulu will protect Dad."

Yue Heling's heart was swollen and hot when he was told by the serious expression of the little guy in his arms.

Naturally, there is also a trace of laughter and pride, "Okay!" Hug up, "Dad will protect Dad when Lulu grows up." He said and kissed the cheek, "But now Lulu is going to change into kindergarten clothes." Said Then he took off his naked body for Zai'er.

Yue Xiaolu: ...This makes me very angry.

"I change it myself, I change it myself!" I don't want my father to take it off.

Today, Yue Heling personally sent the cubs to the kindergarten, but when she opened the door, she saw some fluffy and flying cuties.

Helpless, they were all packed in the car and sent together.

The little guys were still restrained in the car, so the little tiger excitedly kept poking its head at the deer, but the deer lying flat and sucking.

Yue Heling looked at it and didn't say anything, instead he was a little dumbfounded, "Don't suck your head, or you will be bald."

Seeing that Lulu's father didn't object, the little tiger immediately rubbed his head against Lulu even more excitedly, "Googoo~ No, Lulu won't be bald, and bald Lulu is also the cutest."

Getting excited, she lay down on Lulu's body, pawed at Lulu's hand, and let him touch his belly.

Yue Heling couldn't laugh or cry from the front rear car mirror. The orcs were enthusiastic, and the cubs of the orcs were even more enthusiastic, and they didn't know how to control them at all.

Lulu has already gone from resisting to lying down and sucking casually, and it only took a few days.

While getting off the car to greet the little ones to enter the kindergarten, he also handed two lunch boxes to the teacher and asked her to warm them up a little. "It was made for him by Uncle Zhang, who took care of Lulu since he was a child. He just needs to be heated up. This kid is picky." "

Teacher Molly smiled embarrassingly, knowing it well.

Although Lu Lu ate obediently yesterday, she didn't eat much. She also suspected that this might not be Lu Lu's normal appetite.

Now it seems that it is indeed too unpalatable, and he can't eat it.

Yue Xiaolu waved goodbye to her father at the door, "Dad, I sent a message to Uncle Zhang, and you will fetch food for me today."

"Got it, got it." The little guy would skip him and order directly with Uncle Zhang.

This is not a good sign, after all, Lu Lu is very picky about food, and he likes to eat crispy, fried, meat, and vegetables.

Mingming named him Lulu, why doesn't he like vegetables at all?

Thinking of Yue Heling's headache this time, he went to the barracks to find Uncle Zhang first, and asked the little guy what he ordered behind his back.

Uncle Zhang was also distressed, because he received more than a dozen prey today, more than a dozen, a full dozen, each of which weighed about fifty catties.

"I don't know who threw it at my door this early in the morning." Uncle Zhang had a headache, "These things have to be dealt with as soon as possible. I'll find a car and send them to the slaughterhouse?"

"Give it up." Yue Heling glanced at the severed throats of those prey and knew what was going on.

"General, do you want to check the monitoring? This..." Uncle Zhang sighed, "These should cost a lot of money, and I will send the money to others."

"No, it was delivered with plain rice some time ago." Yue Heling patted him on the shoulder with a smile, "How do you feel? The wolf cubs you raised will bring you prey."

If this taste is really a bunch of dogs, he will definitely be happy and proud to death.

But Uncle Zhang knew in his heart that the opponent was an orc.

It wasn't his dog at all, and he immediately felt very delicate, "I'll go and send them back!"

Before Yue Heling had time to persuade her, she saw a dog poking its head out of the corner, sobbing aggrievedly, and cautiously came over: "Do you really dislike us so much?"

That end is Snow Wolf, the whitest and most beautiful, and it is also the end that Uncle Zhang likes to secretly treat him.

"You, it's just right for you to come, just drag it back." Now that Uncle Zhang saw the white wolf, he thought of the young man's vigorous figure, and his vigorous body when he said loudly that he liked him.

Immediately, he was so ashamed that he hurriedly told him to leave.

"I don't!" The little white wolf was quite stubborn, "I will bring you prey every day from now on!"

As he spoke, he carefully rubbed his head against Uncle Zhang's hand, "I want to eat the food you cooked for me... I couldn't eat anything last night, I don't like anything that wasn't made by you."

Heh, Yue Heling can also say this.His Uncle Zhang's cooking is among the best in the main star of the Blue Star Empire.

"Our wolves are loyal to our partners, and we will hand over our wages. We will listen to you in everything from now on." The little white wolf hurriedly took out his microcomputer and showed him his graduation certificate, education background, and work history. , "Look, I am super good, and I will definitely be very good in the future."

"I don't want to watch it!" Uncle Zhang pushed away the wolf cub with a micro-brain in his mouth in a hurry and at a loss, "I still have something to eat in the back kitchen, so hurry up and leave after eating!" He wanted to send him away quickly .

"Wow, woof, woof~" The little white wolf immediately flicked its tail, followed Uncle Zhang's buttocks with his ears pricked up, ate meat buns and some other dishes, and lay down on the ground to rub his belly when he was full.

"You can do whatever you want, woof woof." Sticking out her tongue and showing her belly, she was still shaking her balls shamelessly, "This is okay, this is okay~"

Yue Heling immediately narrowed his eyes, grabbed the wolf cub by the back of the neck and dragged him out of the cafeteria, his lips were tightly pressed together, although he didn't say anything, he looked at him unkindly.

Little White Wolf originally wanted to quibble, but it was wrong to fight for a chance for himself.

But when he saw the general of the Blue Star Empire staring at him with an unfriendly expression, he thought about the relationship between Uncle Zhang and the general, and immediately clenching his tail and sticking his head into the window, "Tomorrow, I'll come back tomorrow! "

After finishing speaking, he ran forward and looked back at the kitchen reluctantly, hoping that Uncle Zhang could not bear to look back at himself.

It's a pity that Uncle Zhang has never been out of the cafeteria until he can't see the cafeteria.

"Oh..." Little White Wolf shook his head, feeling very sad.

But, but he won't give up.

He knew that the Blue Stars would be hard to chase, and no matter what the result was, he didn't want him to regret it in the future.

In the dining room, after Yue Heling watched the white wolf go away, he reluctantly went back to find Uncle Zhang who directed the intelligent robot to deal with the prey.

He knew that Uncle Zhang was uncomfortable, so he didn't ask about the orc, but asked Lu Lu directly: "What did the little guy ask Uncle Zhang to cook?"

"Sweet and sour pork ribs, steak strips in tomato sauce, and braised pork, and I want a bone soup, which has more meat on the bones." When Lu Lu was mentioned, Uncle Zhang couldn't help but bring a happy smile on his face, "The little guy's appetite Still as good as it gets."

Well, what a fart! "Uncle Zhang, you cook one whole meat dish for him a day, and then prepare two half meat dishes, and three vegetables." Yue Heling would never allow that brat to eat only meat.

"But Lulu wants to eat..." Uncle Zhang is introverted, the more he likes someone, the less he will refuse.

The bastard Yue Xiaolu grasped this point. When he was in the main star of the Blue Star Empire, he asked Uncle Zhang to secretly give him a small talk every three days.

"No, you also know that children can't control their eating, so they like to stare at what they like, and don't even touch what they don't like." Yue Heling said without doubt: "They all eat meat, he doesn't even eat vegetables, How can you do it without eating?"

Uncle Zhang sighed in his heart, but he also knew that his words made sense, "Okay, today I will make sweet and sour pork ribs for him, and then I will make bone soup, drink more bone soup, stew it with white radish and black fungus, and the deer and deer will also eat it." I like to eat." Uncle Zhang said while looking at the prey, "These are good meat, I will see if there is any fishy smell later, if it is not heavy, I will make something delicious for the little guy."

After saying this, he looked at Yue Heling again: "You have lost a lot of weight after arriving here, I will cook now, and I will ask Xinghe to send it to you later, drink more soup and make up for it."

Yue Heling didn't refuse this time, and returned to the office to deal with the official documents for a while, and arranged for the next month's training, as well as the task of cooperating with other advanced civilizations to suppress interstellar pirates.

It seemed that he had just started working not long ago, and when it was lunch time, Rong Xinghe brought him half a pot of bone soup, "Uncle Zhang asked you to cook some beef yourself. It's low in fat and high in protein, and it's the most suitable for us to eat after a lot of training." After finishing speaking, he said: Put the things down, and the intelligent robot behind him helped put them on the table beside him, "I'm going to eat a big pot of rice ~ Uncle Zhang made a few dishes today that are very good."

Uncle Zhang's skills are amazing~ Now the officers in the legion heard that the wolf cubs next door are still trying to trick their chef, so they plan to go to the next door to trouble them this afternoon.

Rong Xinghe decided to take a closer look, to make sure that they were looking for trouble, not just a sheep.

Yue Heling shook his head and let them go, but he just picked up his chopsticks and planned to have lunch.

The office was pushed away again, Yue Heling didn't look up, "What? Go find the orc Ma...en?" He raised his head, his heart skipped a beat, and then lowered his eyes, "Why are you here?"

"Return your lunch box," Lintbol just made an excuse casually, last night he wanted to ask how the child was doing.

I don't know why, but I was a little worried, "Did the child get bullied yesterday?"

"No, Lulu is very smart." When mentioning the child, Yue Heling smiled a little more on his face, "I never let myself be wronged, and yesterday I even sucked big cats and kittens." Speaking from the drawer He found a pair of chopsticks, "Try Uncle Zhang's craftsmanship."

Lintbol did not refuse, "He also made the spicy chicken last night?"

"En." Yue Heling gave it so smoothly, and actually regretted it in his heart.

"The taste is good, and the bones are also very crisp." Lin Teboer's pertinent evaluation, by the way, imitated Yueheling beef.

But the people around him didn't know why they suddenly laughed, "Lu Lu also thinks that the bones are very crispy, and they become brittle when bitten. Every time I eat this, I don't bother to spit out the bones."

what can i saySure enough, they are father and son?

But as soon as the words were out of his mouth, Yue Heling felt a little regretful, feeling that he shouldn't have mentioned too many deer things in front of him.

The author has something to say:

Little White Wolf: Do you really not want to touch it?

One more time tonight, at eight o'clock~

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