Writer saves the world

It is not the first time for Ji Guoyuan to be politely removed from the group chat by his partner while talking to someone, but Ji Guoyuan is the first person to be removed from the group chat together. A rare occurrence.

After all, there is no group chat with three people where two people are kicked out of the group...

The genius swordsman scratched his cheek, and explained to Oda Sakunosuke with a good temper: "Tanjuro was not like this before..."

I think when they first started working together, Kamado Tanjuro was such a gentle, gentle and good-tempered person, even if he said something wrong, he would just sigh helplessly, and would ask him out for a walk when he was not on a mission, and listen patiently He tried to express his thoughts with inarticulate words, and also tried to teach him some principles of worldly wisdom.

Ji Guoyuan didn't realize at all that Zaomen Tanjuro gradually became irritable in the process of teaching him to read air, and gradually went from getting started to giving up like a parent helping a child with homework.

The children of Zaomen’s family are all born little suns, and their emotional intelligence is very high when they leave the factory. For the first time, I doubted my level of education.

And Ji Kunienichi continued to explain to Sakunosuke Oda: "I think Tanjuro may be unacceptable in this world. He was always in a bad mood when he was on a mission, and sometimes he didn't want to listen to me."

Oda Sakunosuke nodded understandingly and said: "Unacclimatized is very uncomfortable. I also experienced it when I went abroad before. I almost went to the hospital when I vomited what I ate."

After Oda Sakunosuke finished speaking, he thought about it again, and thoughtfully said: "Then let me prepare some digestible porridge for Mr. Tanjuro for lunch. Do you have any taboos?"

"I can do it all." Ji Guoyuan said that he could eat everything and feed himself well, even his wife's charred cookies--"I thought I went to hell again just after one bite. "

Ji Guoyuan said, thinking that he had said a very good one-liner to ease the atmosphere, so he watched Oda Sakunosuke's reaction expectantly.

"Is that so...haha..."

Although Oda Sakunosuke has no love experience, but he intuitively felt that if Mrs. Jiguo heard this sentence, Jiguo Yuanyi might really go to hell again.

Oda Sakunosuke thought about it, and reviewed his conversation with Ji Guoyuan, and suddenly understood why Ji Guoyuan had a sense of familiarity that he couldn't describe—Jiguniyuan's state was not so much a Not being able to read the air is more like not being able to understand people's hearts. In some places, it is subtly similar to Erye Tingming.

That being the case—

"I read a very good book before." Oda Sakunosuke grabbed Ji Kuni's hand and invited, "Would you like to read it together?"

He spoke earnestly and sincerely. A good shot hit the weak link of Tsukuni Enichi. A genius born with weak feelings is not good at rejecting innocent requests and invitations. Being held by Oda Sakunosuke is like being pinched. Like a big cat at the back of its neck, it stiffened involuntarily.

"Yes, yes."

"Then sit in the living room for a while, and I'll get the book." Oda Sakunosuke brought tea and snacks to Ji Guoyuan, and was about to go to Erye Tingming's room to get the "Social Law of the Monkey City" that he had put in for a long time .

Based on Oda Sakunosuke's understanding of Futaba Tingming, there is a high probability that Futaba Tingming only turned two pages of the book symbolically.

Oda Sakunosuke walked halfway, just passing the door of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and suddenly remembered that Ji Guoyuan had mentioned Kamado Tanjuro as a heroic father who raised six children, so he knocked on Akutagawa Ryunosuke Akutagawa brothers and sisters were entrusted with the responsibility of entertaining Kamado Tanjuro.

Anyway, Tanjuro Kamado is also a guest, so it's not good to leave him in the room without even a cup of tea.And in the future, everyone will live under the same roof for a period of time. Oda Sakunosuke can see that Tanjuro Kamado and Ji Kunenichi are people with blood on their hands. Nakahara Chuya has a big heart, don't worry, but Ryunosuke Akutagawa It is likely to be stressful, so you have to find an excuse to let them meet and get acquainted.

Oda Sakunosuke made the tea and put it on the tray for Ryunosuke Akutagawa to hold it, and cut another portion of yokan and handed it to Gin Akutagawa who extended his little hand to him, "Okay, let's go like this."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke put on a serious face and nodded vigorously, "I will work hard."

With [task] this carrot caught in front of his eyes, his stress response to strangers is much smaller, and he only thinks about how to do his first task well in Naruto, so as to make himself more valuable Some.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was well supported by Oda Sakunosuke during this time, he was fed and clothed, and from time to time, Nakahara Nakaya forcibly shared snacks for him, his face looked a little bloody, and he also grew a little flesh , and then you can get started pinching.

Oda Sakunosuke couldn't help but pinched his cheeks twice first, seeing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's whole body tensed up as if he was about to go to the battlefield, he couldn't help laughing and said: "It's okay, Mr. Tanjuro is not a bad person, and there are several in his family." If you really don't know how to talk to him, just smile at him."

"After all, our Ryunosuke is so cute." He pinched Akutagawa Ryunosuke's cheek, pulled up a grimace-like smile, and continued, "If he bullies you, call me, we won't let him Stay at home."

Ryunosuke Akutagawa's cheeks were hot from being pinched by Oda Sakunosuke, and he blinked incomprehensibly.

Bully……

What constitutes bullying?

Akutagawa Ryunosuke thought that his previous experience could not be used as a criterion for judging, but he still pretended to understand and nodded, put on Akutagawa Gin, who was like a small tail, and straightened his back to show that he was not nervous at all. .

Not scared, not scared, he didn't feel scared at all...

Akutagawa Ryunosuke tried his best to ignore his beating heart, and resisted the urge to drop the tray and run away with his sister in his arms.

They had been living here for several days, and it was not a bad place to be shady, and his intuition told him that there was no danger, and it was a safe haven for them to stay in peace.

But no matter how hard Akutagawa Ryunosuke cheered himself up, some horror stories that he had heard in the slums couldn't help but come up in his head. The rumors that made many children in the slums dare not sleep at night, at least More than half the credibility.

The guest's room is at the end of the corridor, with the same wooden door as the room they lived in, but there is a cute cartoon door plate on the door of their room, and Zhong Yuanzhong also volunteered to write the names of the brothers and sisters on it.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa looked up at the doorknob that he had to stand on tiptoe to open, and at the tea tray that he had to hold firmly with both hands. After a while, a small corner appeared from the hem of his clothes, and he touched the door tentatively, Only then did I use my strength to try to knock——

One second before the corner of the clothes hit the door, the door suddenly opened from the inside, and the corner of the clothes flew into the air. The inertia dragged Akutagawa Ryunosuke forward, and the tea on the tray was about to come out of his hands, screaming He subconsciously closed his eyes.

--"Are you OK?"

There was no imagined crackling sound of things falling to the ground, nor the pain of falling to the ground, a big hand picked him up lightly.Because Ryunosuke Akutagawa closed his eyes, he missed the thrilling scene where his head almost hit an axe.

He opened his eyes and found that he was being held in the arms of a man with one hand, the tray was held in the other hand, and only a few drops of tea were spilled from the teapot.

Obviously he is here to entertain guests... Akutagawa Ryunosuke couldn't help but blushed, his mind was blanked out in an instant as he was planning the opening remarks all the way, and he could only stammer: "Please, please let me go... Sorry, I'm sorry ,excuse me……"

As he spoke, he kicked his legs without confidence, trying to let the guest put him down. This posture, which was like holding a child, made him extremely embarrassed, as if he was a coquettish coquette.

"It's okay, you're not very heavy, my youngest daughter is much heavier than you." Kamado Tanjuro weighed the weight of Akutagawa Ryunosuke, put down the tray with tea on his hand, and hid it at the door Akutagawa Gin beside him beckoned, "Do you want to come over?"

Such a thin, round-eyed little girl with pigtails reminded him of his own daughter's appearance when she was a child. Looking back now, life at that time was really difficult. There was a lack of supplies and no money, and the children couldn't eat. As far as nutritious things are concerned, Nezuko and Hanako were both skinny and small when they were young, and they have no idea that they will be such beautiful beauties in the future.

When Akutagawa Ryunosuke almost fell, Akutagawa Gin obeyed her brother's instruction and hid behind the door. She clearly saw an ax lying on the ground, which was sharp and frighteningly polished.

But she saw Kamado Tanjuro hugging her brother again, the kind of posture she had only seen secretly in the distance, like a father holding a child, Akutagawa Gin bit his lip and watched nervously behind the door, as if hiding The cat in the grass looked at the cat food, eager and vigilant, and the slightest disturbance would scare her away.

Tanjuro Kamado was not in a hurry, he sat down and waited, and then stroked Ryunosuke Akutagawa's hair very smoothly.

Surprisingly, only the lower half of the two temples are white, hanging on both sides of the cheeks like the ears of some small animal...

Tanjuro Kamado pinched Ryunosuke Akutagawa's temple hair and rubbed it, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration.

By the way, it is the lop-eared rabbit that he saw in the Chujiang Hall before. It is said that it is a new breed imported from abroad. It is also such a small and cute rabbit with lopped ears. It is so good that he wants to take it home. went.

Kamado Tanjuro has a good relationship with animals, and all kinds of animals can live in harmony with him, but he has no special preference for animals. He considers keeping pets more because he wants to adjust his wife's life at home.

Since other children in the family entered reincarnation a few years ago and were reincarnated to other good families, Tanjiro and Nezuko were independent and did not live with them. Although Aoizhi didn’t say anything, she still showed loneliness from time to time If you can raise something to distract your attention at home, maybe you will feel less lonely.

This is the method that Kamado Tanjuro came up with following the national anthem, and he is planning to put it into action.

Zamon Tanjuro was thinking about adding a bushi to his family, he stroked Ryunosuke Akutagawa's hair with his hand, and forcibly patted Ryunosuke Akutagawa who was struggling with deep-fried hair, without saying a word With her head down, she was red from the tips of her ears to the base of her neck.

Well, it seems very comfortable...

Akutagawa Gin looked a little hot, and couldn't help but dawdled out from behind the door, holding the yokan in front of Kamado Tanjuro.

"Thank you... Is it for me?" Kamado Tanjuro took a bite out of a piece of yokan, stroked Akutagawa Gin's hair in admiration, and took the little girl into his arms and sat there, one on the left and one on the right. The feeling of hugging the cub was the same as when his children were still around.

It is already a rare gift for him to be able to reunite with his family in hell and spend a period of happy time with his wife around his knees, but the memory of being killed by a ghost is too painful for children. It was an unbearable and terrifying nightmare. If keeping the children by his side meant making them suffer such pain, he would rather choose to let them go and let them forget.

The reincarnation of life and death is the truth in the world. When it's time to let go, the harder you hold on, the more you won't be able to keep anything.

Tanjuro Kamado chatted with Gin Akutagawa with a smile, and told the names of their siblings from the little girl's mouth, and fed the two cubs with yokan until their cheeks swelled.

No cub can resist the temptation of delicious sweets. A child like Ryunosuke Akutagawa who insists that he doesn't like it, his eyes are shining when he eats yokan.

It's so cute.

Kamado Tanjuro happily bonded with the cub, fully healing the damage that Enichi*2 had done to him just now.

The guests from Hell here had a tea party at Naruya, and Tingming Erye happened to be in Hell over there, drinking the tasteless faint sake while listening to the introduction (cao) of Ghost Lantern Introduction (Cao) The two jailers who lived in his house.

This time it was really a chance encounter. Erye Tingming went out to get Nakhara Chuya’s medicine for recuperating his body from Bai Ze in Taoyuan Township. If there is time, he will go to the bookstore in Heaven to see if there are any new flavors of food. It can be developed, and the whole itinerary does not contain any hell components.

But I didn't expect that as soon as he walked into the door of Bai Ze's store, he bumped into the ghost lamp. I don't know what the ghost lamp and Bai Ze had quarreled with before. After all, Erye Tingming took the medicine and even the gate of the Tianguo Bookstore was closed. I didn't see it, so I was dragged by the ghost lamp to drink in hell.

"There is nothing to see in the bookstore in Heaven." Ghost Lantern cast a sidelong glance at Erye Tingming and asked, "Do you think any great writer can go to Heaven?"

What kind of virtue is that group of writers, shouldn't you know better than me?

"This..." Erye Tingming ran through the lives of literary giants quickly in his mind, and sighed helplessly, "You are right."

He even had to say that some guys may go to heaven and want to go to hell.For a writer who relies on passion and fanaticism to stimulate his nerves, a place as peaceful and peaceful as heaven, without any worldly desires, can be said to be another form of hell.

never mind.Erye Tingming tried his best to ignore the illusion that he was also subtly criticized for being murdered, and told the ghost lamp not to digress, and then talked about the two jailers he sent. , Recently, I have raised another Akutagawa Ryunosuke who is easy to blow up. If the person sent has a strange personality and really doesn't get along with the family, it will be a headache.

Ghost Lantern thought about the characters of Zaomen Tanjuro and Ji Guoyuanyi, shook his wine glass and replied, "Probably not, although those two people have a lot of troubles, but they are quite easy to get along with."

Especially Kamado Tanjuro, as he took over Ji Guoyuan, who had been returned by several partners, successfully organized an ice-breaking meeting between Tomioka Yoshiyuki and his colleagues, and even talked a few words about life with Tong Mo in Abi Hell Such a man, the ghost lamp can't think of who else he can't get along with.