After wearing the book, I redeemed the Holy Father and the hero

Hearing Gu Hanzhou's teasing, Ji Anche's cheeks instantly turned red.

He hastily pushed Gu Hanzhou away, turned around and fled in a panic.

The heart beats like a drum.

A secret liking gushes from a crack in the heart.

Can't tell who is hooking.who.

Ji Anche ran all the way back to the playground, he returned to the corner where the Buddhist scriptures were placed, and walked to the classroom with the Buddhist scriptures.

The repressed liking in my heart is restless, and I can't wait to announce this liking to the world.

If it is announced, the existing mode of getting along will be completely disrupted.

Ji Anche has never liked anyone, let alone been in a relationship, so she doesn't know how to deal with this relationship.

The most important question right now is, does Xiaozhou like him?

Serious psychological problems make the hero very eager to be intimate with others.Doctors say this psychological symptom is pathological.

Due to the distorted childhood and poor growth environment, the hero has never experienced a normal attachment relationship.

Can the male lead distinguish between closeness and dependence between friends and what is a physiological reaction?

Thoughts are like complicated and disordered balls of wool, which can't be clearly understood.

Ji Anche's head hurt from thinking about it, but he still couldn't figure it out.

It's too complicated, [-] times more complicated than a math problem like a conic section.

But he knew that it was useless to run away blindly.

Since he can't figure it out, he can ask other people.

After all, the authorities are obsessed, and bystanders are clear.

Ji Anche was on the school forum, and the registered netizen was nicknamed [Zhu Che Lao Dun].

Posted a post in the anonymous section.

[Excuse me, how do you know if a person likes you? ]

[Supplement: My relationship with A is much closer than ordinary friends, almost a couple but not a couple.I like him but don't quite know how he feels about me. ]

Someone will reply soon -

[The dream of all girls in the school: Is the person you like a boy or a girl]

[Traveling: boys. ]

[The dream of all girls in the school: Boys are so simple.Give him a small gift that shows your heart, and make it for him.Love Bento, show him care and love, and try to make him feel your heart.No boy can resist this gentle offensive! (violence)]

[Zhuche Lawton: Thank you! ]

[The dream of all girls in the school: In fact, there is a more direct way, anyway, your current relationship is so close.It's secret, you just pounce on it and hook it.Just lure him and see if he responds to you.]

Ji Anche: "..."

This method is really simple, crude and effective.

[Zhuche Laoton: May I ask how to tick.lead? ]

[The dream of all girls in the school: Sister, you are so innocent, hook.Wouldn't you even be able to quote?Let's be honest!Or jump steel.Guan Wu seduced him!This post will not be blocked by administrator No. 3.Don't close it.post, we are just discussing scientifically and rationally]

Ji Anche's face turned red instantly.

On the surface, he can speak flirtatious words, but he is actually a pure-hearted elementary school chick in his heart, and he has never seen such an extraordinary thing.

[The dream of all girls in the school: If you do this, that boy can bear it, and there is no reaction at all.Then I advise you, girl, you should give up as soon as possible. ]

[Zhuche Lawton: Why? ]

[The dream of girls in the whole school: The answer is very simple.Either he's not good at that, or he doesn't feel anything for you.There are only two possibilities, you choose one.]

After answering the questions, [Girls' Dream of the Whole School] means that Li Xiangwen went offline refreshed.

Hee hee, today is another day of enthusiastically helping classmates!

Turning off the forum, Ji Anche was completely dumbfounded.

He is obviously fierce, how could he do such a shameful thing.

But do.Love bento, or a small gift is still possible.

Noon.

Ji Anche specifically told the hero not to eat in the school cafeteria.He prepared a surprise lunch for the hero.

Ji Anche had never tried cooking before, and the first time he made a hearty bento, he almost blew up the kitchen.

After a lot of hard work, a special bento with love is finally out of the pot.

Ji Anche came to the rooftop with a bento box with love, placed it in front of Gu Hanzhou, and said with a smile, "Xiaozhou, this is a surprise from me."

Although the appearance of Love Bento is not satisfactory, but the hero is so smart, he should be able to appreciate his hard work.

Ji Anche propped his chin, and raised the corners of his lips expectantly: "Are you satisfied after taking a look?"

The outermost layer of the love bento is black and sticky, like black paint that has not yet solidified. The rice and fried eggs are obviously burnt, giving off a weird and terrible smell.

Seeing the black unknown object, Gu Hanzhou fell into a daze after a long time, and asked silently, "Brother, did I do something wrong recently?"

Ji Anche: "No, why do you ask that?"

Gu Hanzhou looked confused: "Then why did brother want to poison me to death?"

"?????!"

Ji Anche became angry from embarrassment, "Forget about poisoning you to death!"

He turned to leave with the lunch box in his arms, and found a random corner.

Hmph, the hero doesn't want to eat, so he can eat it himself!

Ji Anche took out the spoon, and tasted the heart bento by himself.

His face instantly turned purple, as if he had been poisoned.

After a second, Ji Anche quickly ran to the trash can.

vomit! !

I just vomited everything I ate.

Returning to the dining table, Ji Anche didn't believe in evil, picking up the dark bento with love.

He couldn't believe that the food he cooked was really that bad, so he took another bite.

In the mouth, the burnt taste and bitter taste are mixed together, accompanied by a strange sweet taste, and every taste bud in the mouth is desperately resisting this taste.

It's terrible.

I have never tasted such a bad meal in my life.

Ten seconds later.

Ji Anche sprinted to the trash can again.

vomit! ! !

Li Xiangwen walked up to the rooftop with a basketball in his arms. He pinched his nose and frowned and asked, "Damn it, Brother Che, are you eating shit? It smells so weird."

Ji Anche smiled: "Do you want to come and taste it?"

Li Xiangwen shook his head desperately, desperate to survive, "No need, I just finished eating. I'm not interested in such heavy-tasting food!"

Just as Ji Anche was about to throw the lunch box in his hand into the trash can, it was suddenly taken away by someone.

Gu Hanzhou took the lunch box in his hand and smiled lightly: "I want to eat the food cooked by my brother. Even if my brother wants me to die, then I will admit it."

Ji Anche sneered, pretending to be angry and said, "It's late."

He snatched the lunch box and threw it mercilessly into the trash can.

After eating this kind of thing, I probably have to go to the hospital for gastric lavage.

Li Xiangwen threw the basketball on the ground, "Brother Che, let's go to the haunted house this weekend. There is a new haunted house adventure store in the north of the city, and it's very popular!"

Haunted house?It is impossible to go in this life.

Don't ask, just not interested.

Ji Anche refused indifferently, "I'm not interested in those, I just like to study."

Li Xiangwen yelled softly and pretentiously: "Brother Che, why don't you go with me, otherwise I'll be lonely by myself. Lonely~"

"The name of the haunted house is [All the Way to the West]. This name is really appropriate. All the way to the west, it fits the style of a haunted house."

Hearing the name of the haunted house, Ji Anche was slightly taken aback.

[All the way to the west] This haunted house is a very important plot point in the original book.

At that time, the hero had been bullied on campus.The plot point of the haunted house is the high outbreak of campus bullying.tide.

In the haunted house, the hero was injected by Ouyang Wei.Taking muscle relaxants, locked in a coffin in the deepest part of the haunted house.The place of Wan Tombs is very remote, and there are a hundred coffins. It is a particularly terrifying scenic spot, and few people dare to go there.

None of the staff at the haunted house would have expected that someone would be locked in a coffin.

It was a long time later that the staff found the male protagonist who passed out in the coffin.

Recalling this incident in the original book, the veins on Ji Anche's forehead tensed up.He gritted his teeth and thought: This time, I must avenge the hero!

If Ouyang Wei dares to be unfavorable to the hero again, let Ouyang Wei also experience the feeling of being locked in a coffin.

In other words, he hasn't seen Ouyang Wei for a long time.

Ouyang Wei, the villain, has been jumping around for a long time in the plot of the original book, bullying the hero for 10,000+ words.Now why there is no movement for such a long time, can't it be planning some big conspiracy.

Li Xiangwen asked: "Brother Che, are you going to the haunted house?"

Ji Anche chuckled, "Go."

Ji Anche's fists were creaking, and the smile on his lips became brighter, "I'm going to take revenge."

Li Xiangwen swallowed his saliva, and suddenly realized: "As expected of me, Brother Che, it turns out that Brother Che bought the Buddhist scriptures because he had already anticipated what happened today."

Ji Anche asked puzzledly, "What?"

What is the relationship between buying Buddhist scriptures and going to a haunted house?

Li Xiangwen stared and said excitedly: "Brother Che bought Buddhist scriptures, isn't it to fight ghosts for [-] rounds?! Or use Buddha's light to purify all ghosts."

The corners of Ji Anche's lips curled up, "Li Xiangwen."

Li Xiangwen cupped his fists and bowed, "The minister is here!"

Ji Anche smiled joyfully, "I want to save you first."

Li Xiangwen: "...huh."

There were five people who finally decided to go to the haunted house.

Ji Anche, Gu Hanzhou, Li Xiangwen, Tong Xiaotao and her best friend Yu Dongling.

Come to the haunted house.

On the plaque outside the haunted house, there are four big blood-red characters [All the way to the west], and a bloody bloody palm print is painted beside it.

After they paid the fee, they walked into the haunted house.

The staff of the haunted house introduced: "The script you take is [marrying the bride]. As long as you find out the reason for the bride's death and get the final key, you will be successful in breaking through the level."

Li Xiangwen was gearing up excitedly, "Let's get started, I can't help but want to show off my glory."

"A show of glory?"

Tong Xiaotao couldn't help reminding: "Li Xiangwen, can you stop using idioms indiscriminately."

"Let's go."

Ji Anche pushed open the mysterious door and walked into the horror world.

At the beginning, it was a narrow corridor that could only allow one person to pass through. There was no light in the corridor, and at the end was bottomless darkness.

They lined up, shoulder to shoulder and walked forward.

Gu Hanzhou walked in the front, followed by Ji Anche.

A weird and sharp nursery rhyme floats in the air, "Marry the bride ~ Marry the bride ~"

"Carrying the sedan chair~Going to the West~"

"Up~West~Heaven~hehe~"

The two girls shivered, "This nursery rhyme sounds so scary."

Ji Anche swallowed in fear, his scalp tingled with fear, and tried to divert his attention: "Xiaozhou, let me ask you a question. Do you know the conditions for the application of L'Hopital's law?"

Gu Hanzhou: "Derivate the numerator and denominator separately, and then find the limit, so as to determine the value of the undetermined form."

Gu Hanzhou's voice was clear and bright, with the youthful tenderness unique to teenagers, suppressing the sense of fear brought to him by horror nursery rhymes.

Ji Anche took a deep breath, feeling less scared than when she first came in.

Next to him, Li Xiangwen couldn't help admiringly said: "Brother Che is so hardworking, he didn't forget to study even when he was playing haunted house adventure. No wonder he got No.1 in the exam."

Li Xiangwen yelled towards the dark place in front of him: "Is there any beautiful Miss Sadako? Let's have a chat. I am handsome and have a good voice and eight-pack abs."

Tong Xiaotao couldn't help laughing out loud, "Eight pack? You're lying to ghosts, even ghosts don't believe it."

Li Xiangwen said angrily: "Isn't it okay to have an eight-pack invisible abs?"

Tong Xiaotao sneered: "Tsk, there are invisible wings before, and invisible abdominal muscles first."

Listening to the bickering between the two, Ji Anche curled up her knuckles nervously.

Gu Hanzhou took his palm, leaned into his ear, and promised: "Brother, don't be afraid, I will protect you."

There was a warm touch in the palm of his hand. Hearing what the hero said, Ji Anche suddenly felt overwhelmed with security.

On the TV, a long-haired woman in a blood-red wedding dress was shown, grooming herself in the mirror.

The woman's cheeks are slightly powdered, her appearance is beautiful, and her every move reveals the reserved and tenderness of a lady in Jiangnan's boudoir.

At the beginning, it was a normal costume beauty drama, and the back was combed, and suddenly the hair fell out.

Grass, head off? ? ?

The woman's head was slowly broken from the neck, and the headless woman put her head on her knees and continued to comb her hair. The scene was bloody and weird.

Ji Anche swallowed hard, trying to suppress the conditioned reflex of wanting to smash the TV.

It's fake!It's all fake! ! !

Suddenly, the headless woman on TV stopped combing her hair.

Ji Anche's heart rose tightly.

The headless girl slowly evoked a treacherous smile at them.

then,

The headless woman lifted her head from her arms.

Like throwing a hydrangea, he threw that long-haired head towards them.

Suddenly, a real spherical object came out from behind the old TV and threw it straight at Ji Anche. ? ? ?Damn, are the special effects so realistic? ! ! !

Seeing that the unknown object was about to hit him in the face, Ji Anche almost flew out of fright.

When I was extremely frightened, the soles of my feet seemed to be firmly nailed to the floor, and my body froze and couldn't move at all.

Ji Anche stared wide-eyed, watching helplessly, the blood-red spherical object wrapped in black hair was getting closer... getting closer...

At the very moment, Gu Hanzhou grabbed his waist and held him in his arms.

The red-blooded head hit the wall, making a muffled sound.

Then it rebounded to the ground and rolled down to Tong Xiaotao's feet.

Tong Xiaotao was so frightened that she jumped three feet high and screamed in fear, "Ahhhhh what the hell is that!!!!"

Li Xiangwen: "It's okay, it's just a human head."

Is the head okay? ? ?

Tong Xiaotao was going crazy.

Next to her, Yu Dongling patted her on the shoulder and comforted her: "That human head is fake, just a fake head made of props. It is impossible for the owner of the haunted house to use a real human head. In that case, the cost of construction is too high, and the boss will have to pay for it to death." .”

The cost of God TM is too high.

Tong Xiaotao was somehow comforted.

She took a breath and looked at Ji Anche in front of her.

That head flew directly towards Brother Che just now, so I don't know what happened to Brother Che.

After seeing the scene in front of her, Tong Xiaotao was caught off guard and was stuffed with dog food.

Gu Hanzhou wrapped his arms around Brother Che's waist, hugged Brother Che in his arms, and gently patted the young man's trembling back with his right hand, his movements were indescribably gentle.

Brother Che's face was buried in Gu Shen's arms, and the exposed white ears were slightly red.

Gu Hanzhou looked at Brother Che with loving eyes, as if intoxicated by the Milky Way.

Hiccup, full.

The dog food is well fed.

Others come to the haunted house to explore, they come to fall in love!

Tong Xiaotao was very excited, "Woooooooooooooooooo sweet!!!"

Yu Dongling covered her heart and said with emotion: "Diabetes is about to happen, these two people are really a match made in heaven."

Tong Xiaotao nodded frantically, and agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, a perfect match with a fairy match. Don't worry about CP forever!"

"Based on my years of experience playing haunted houses, the clue should be in that head."

Li Xiangwen stared at the bloody head, and couldn't help but feel apprehensive, "Who... who is going to remove that head?"

The head was made very realistically, with black long straight hair, blood red lips and eyes, even the whites of the gloomy eyes. The outer layer of the skin was made of rubber. At first glance, it was almost the same as the real thing.

With three big boys here, it is impossible for a girl to dismantle them.

Ji Anche's face paled, and he took the initiative to say, "I'll go."

Although he was a little scared, he didn't dare to go seeing Li Xiangwen.

As an older brother, he couldn't let Xiao Zhou take that terrible head off.

"Brother, let me dismantle it. I'm not afraid of these."

After saying this, Gu Hanzhou walked directly towards the blood-red head on the ground, and picked up a knife hanging on the wall.

Stabbed the sharp blade into the skull, and directly tore the blood-red head from the middle.

The cotton wool in the rubber head fell out.The iron key hidden in the skull also fell to the ground.

The crispness of the action stunned everyone.

There was silence in the air.

Even Ji Anche was startled for five or six seconds.

He keenly noticed that the Gu Hanzhou just now seemed to be different from usual, more dark and brutal.

Li Xiangwen asked in shock: "Fuck, did Gu Shen used to be a gangster, like a killer?"

Perhaps because he realized that this sentence was too naive, Li Xiangwen quickly corrected it: "Hahaha, I'm just kidding, Gu Shen don't take it to heart."

Gu Hanzhou ignored him and walked towards Ji Anche.

With crooked eyebrows and a smile, he handed the iron key he found to Ji Anche, and said softly, "Brother, I found a clue."

"Xiaozhou is awesome." Ji Anche took the iron key, and the display on the key was [Congratulations to the player for successfully passing the level!Press the fifth brick on the right to enter the next level. ]

Gu Hanzhou hugged Ji Anche, leaned close to his ear, and said softly and coquettishly, "Brother, I was so scared just now."

"That blood-red head is too scary. I'm still out of breath and my heart is pounding."

Beside, Tong Xiaotao accidentally heard Gu Hanzhou's words, and her expression suddenly became indescribable.

Gu Shen, where is your arrogance and indifference? !

Besides, who just chopped off that head without even blinking an eye? !Is it a lie to say that I am afraid now!

Ji Anche thought the hero was really scared, held his hand, and tried to comfort him: "Xiaozhou, don't be afraid, those things are fake, we have to believe in science! Don't be feudal and superstitious!"

Gu Hanzhou lowered his brows and looked pale: "Brother, I'm still very scared."

Ji Anche leaned over to hug him, and softly comforted him: "Close your eyes and try to forget what happened just now."

"Brother, can you kiss me?"

Gu Hanzhou's eyes were full of dependence and obsession, and he behaved obediently and docilely.Nan: "Brother kisses me, and I won't be afraid anymore."

Ji Anche quickly took a look around and found that no one noticed their abnormality, so he was relieved.

His cheeks were slightly red, and he whispered: "Wait until there is no one else, and then..."

Gu Hanzhou raised the corners of his lips, "Okay."

Then there is a fork, and the two teams need to separate to find clues.

Ji Anche and Gu Hanzhou formed a group.

The rest are another group.

After they agreed to find the clues, they would gather at the original place.

Go to a secluded place where no one is around.

Ji Anche held the male lead's palm, interlocked his fingers, and asked worriedly, "Xiaozhou, are you still afraid?"

Gu Hanzhou nodded lightly, and said with frowning eyebrows, "I'm very scared."

Thinking of the male lead's request just now, Ji Anche's cheeks were slightly flushed, and hesitantly asked, "What, what should I do?"

Gu Hanzhou's eyes were clear and yearning, and he said frankly, "Can I kiss my brother?"

"I like my brother so much, I don't have to be afraid to kiss my brother."

Ji Anche's lips.Petal pressed it gently, and asked with flushed cheeks, "Is this okay?"

"Brother, it's not enough." With pitiful eyes, Gu Hanzhou put his arms around the boy's slender waist and buried him in the neck of the boy, "I'm timid, but I'm still very scared."

Ji Anche's Adam's apple rolled up and down, and his heart throbbed.move.

With a blushing face, he approached the corner of Gu Hanzhou's lips and kissed him lightly, "How about this?"

"It's still not enough." Gu Hanzhou kissed his lips fiercely.Prying open the teenager's teeth, "Brother, let me do it."

After an unknown amount of time, there were suddenly loud footsteps outside.

Ji Anche realized that Li Xiangwen and the others should be back.

Panting, he pushed the male lead away, his face blushing, and reminded: "They're back."

"It's okay, don't worry about them." Gu Hanzhou's eyelashes were wet.Moist, dark eyes full of starlight, and want to stick to him and continue to kiss him.

Ji Anche still had reason, and quickly pushed away the clingy male lead.

The first reaction in his mind was to find a place to hide quickly.

His eyes touched the wardrobe in the corner. The wardrobe is two meters high and should be able to accommodate two people.

Ji Anche grabbed the male lead's wrist, first stuffed the male lead into the closet, and then hurriedly followed in.

They hid in the wardrobe one second, and Li Xiangwen opened the door and walked in the next second.

Ji Anche leaned against the closet door and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

It was only when he hid in that he suddenly reacted.

They don't need to hide at all, just go out and say hello to Li Xiangwen and the others.

Now that I got out of the closet in front of so many people, I couldn't explain it clearly.

Ji Anche sighed sadly, leaning back against the cold wardrobe.

Inside the wardrobe.

Gu Hanzhou put his arms around his waist and leaned over to kiss him again.

Ji Anche wanted to avoid the hero, but the space in the closet was too narrow.

If it struggles violently, it will inevitably make a loud noise, and it is easy for outsiders to detect abnormalities.

Gu Hanzhou didn't know what to do.ground ground.Grinding his lips.

tongue.Tip sweep allergies.Sensual palate.The ends of Ji Anche's eyes were filled with boiling water mist, and his heart was beating wildly.Jump.

Outside the closet was the noise of Li Xiangwen.

Li Xiangwen asked suspiciously: "Didn't we agree to meet at this place? Where did Brother Che and the others go? Why haven't they come back yet?"

Tong Xiaotao guessed casually out of boredom: "I don't know, Brother Che may have eloped with Gu Shen, or they are secretly doing bad things."

Li Xiangwen asked suspiciously: "What bad thing did they do? Are they looking for clues behind our backs?"

Tong Xiaotao glanced at him and sighed, "You straight man doesn't understand."

Li Xiangwen asked curiously: "Xiaotao, please explain, anyway, I have nothing to do now."

Just bored, Tong Xiaotao opened a post on the forum interface and handed the phone to Li Xiangwen, "Brother, you can read it for yourself. This is a novel written by Yu Dongling and me. Remember not to tell it."

5 minutes passed.

After reading the content of the forum post, Li Xiangwen felt that all three views had been subverted, and shouted in shock: "Fuck, fuck, you guys dare to write a novel about Brother Che and God Gu on the forum!!! You guys Have you eaten the guts of the ambitious leopard?"

Tong Xiaotao frowned and scolded: "Li Xiangwen, please keep your voice down! If Brother Che hears it, you will be finished."

Li Xiangwen was so shocked that his whole brain went numb, he lowered his voice and whispered: "If they see these shameless novels, you two will really die!"

Tong Xiaotao blinked slyly, "The forum is anonymous, as long as you don't tell outside, no one will know."

in the closet.

Ji Anche's earlobe was reddish: "..."

Thank you, both parties already know.

The author has something to say:

Online search for the CP names of Che Zai and Xiao Gu! ! !Red envelopes will be given to the selected babies!

Note: "L'Hopital's Law: Differentiate the numerator and denominator separately, and then find the limit, so as to determine the undetermined value." From the network.