Midsummer Lemon Ice

There were fifteen oysters on a plate, four of them ate two each, and Lin Qiao killed six by himself.

There was only the last single seedling left on the plate, Lin Qiao glanced around quietly, Lan He was still talking about the strange things he encountered during the live broadcast, and the cameras were all on him, no one should care what he was doing.

The chopsticks quietly stretched out to the last oyster, and suddenly it was snatched by a hand, and replaced with a bunch of red willow mutton, which fell on his plate.

"If you eat too much of this stuff, you will get angry." Jiang Yu whispered to him, "I'm afraid you won't be able to sleep at night and think about doing something else."

Lin Qiao realized that he was implying some kind of vehicle driving activity, and his cheeks turned red all of a sudden, wishing he could jump 30 meters away from him, and then curse a pervert.

He went to talk with Lan He, and he still cared about how many oysters he ate, he hated it to death.

Lin Qiao pursed his lips tightly, his eyes were about to dig a hole in Jiang Yu's face, the resentful little eyes were especially vivid and cute.It was only two days ago that Jiang Yu realized that Lin Qiao looked strange, but in fact, the expression on his face changed very richly and amusingly, so he couldn't help but take a second look.It doesn't matter if you look at it. The photographer observed the movement on their side. Lin Qiao was too frightened to move when he saw the red dot. I heard that the post-editing editors of these reality shows are very good. What if he and Jiang Yu Lin Qiao thought it was terrible to cut out a kindness and hatred.

This distraction didn't matter, Lan He realized that he might be a bit too ostentatious, although this is a reality show that works hard to get the camera, but sometimes acting too hard will not please the audience, so he still needs to restrain himself.He quickly had an idea, shifted his gaze to Lin Qiao, and said with a smile: "I found that Lin Qiao didn't talk much, and just ate."

After he finished speaking, Lin Qiao was so embarrassed that everyone saw the six oyster shells stacked on his plate!

If Jiang Yu hadn't stopped him, he would have eaten the last oyster before destroying the evidence!

Under the influence of too much regret and embarrassing anger, Lin Qiao's facial features were almost distorted. He forced himself together, and smiled at Lan He with an ugly smile: "You guys talk, I'll just listen."

"Lin Qiao's personality is not very cheerful." March Rabbit took the initiative to grab his shoulders, took a pair of chicken wings from the grill and put them on his plate, "We are the youngest of Qiao Qiao here, everyone takes care of him a little."

Lan He was actually about the same age as Lin Qiao, so he was a little unhappy seeing this, but he didn't say anything.Jiang Yu beckoned to the waiter to bring over the order tablet, and ordered eight oysters first: "Eat two more oysters for each person, and Lin Qiao will not eat it."

Lin Qiao hurriedly said, "I won't eat."

The barbecue on the table was already full, and Jiang Yu ordered another catty of red willow mutton, served with shrimp and other ingredients, and finally ordered ice powder for everyone as dessert.

"Is there anything else you want to eat?"

"Do you eat kidneys?" March Hare said loudly, "I think the kidneys of this shop are highly rated."

Lan He and Mona shook their heads, Jiang Yu flipped through the list of dishes and said, "It's worth eating once. I'll order a bunch for you."

"Two skewers, two skewers, Lin Qiao and I will eat."

Lin Qiao's face was already blushing, and he didn't dare to meet Jiang Yu's teasing gaze, so he lowered his head and started pretending to be an ostrich.Jiang Yu looked away after appreciating his embarrassment enough, and said slowly, "Lin Qiao, do you want to eat?"

Lin Qiao's voice was very small, but it sounded like a very playful determination: "Don't eat!!!"

"Then I'll order a bunch?"

"Okay, okay." March Hare said with regret, "I'll just taste it."

None of them drank alcohol, and the atmosphere was driven by March Rabbit, an old man from the Northeast, and Lan He. Afterwards, when Lin Qiao was full, he tried to insert a few topics, trying not to appear so out of place.They chatted until the ice powder came up. The ice powder rubbed by hand is brownish yellow, filled with dried fruit and white glutinous balls, plus a little glutinous rice cakes stained with soybean powder. One bite is infinitely satisfying. It is really a wonderful way to cool off in summer. good things.

Several people stopped talking, and were busy bowing their heads to meet fans.Lin Qiao's mind was full of the big oysters that cost 20 yuan each. After thinking about it for a long time, he still felt embarrassed, and quietly said to Jiang Yu: "Team Jiang, let me transfer some money for you, it will cost you too much."

"Need not."

"No, I'll transfer it to you."

"It's really unnecessary." Jiang Yu said, looking at him, and said with a smile, "You won't keep thinking about this, will you?"

"……Um."

"Don't take it to heart, this meal is nothing to me."

Lin Qiao whispered, "Your money didn't come from the wind."

"But there is still a difference between whether it is easy to earn or not." Jiang Yu couldn't help but want to rub his head again, "You can eat whatever you want, and I won't let you eat for free. I will find you when I get back to the dormitory."

Lin Qiao's uneasy heart finally settled down, and he sat on the chair and waited obediently for everyone to finish eating the ice powder.The group ate this meal from seven o'clock to nine o'clock, and finally returned to the base from the store in a mighty way.Standing downstairs, you can see that the training room is brightly lit, only their room is dark, as if mocking them for not working hard.Mona seemed a little restless, and suggested that they should go to the fifth row for a while, but Jiang Yu firmly said no, and agreed with them to announce the disbandment after they gathered in the training room at nine o'clock tomorrow.

Lin Qiao went back to the dormitory with him. He couldn't stand the smell of barbecue on his body, so he hurried into the bathroom to take a shower as soon as he entered the door.While touching the shampoo, I heard someone knock on the door, and when Lin Qiao came out after wiping his hair, he saw Jiang Yu leaning against the door talking to Lan He.

"Done?" Jiang Yu heard the sound of the door opening, turned to him and said, "Let's go to the game, we'll be in the third row later."

Now that there is no camera following them, Blue River's expression immediately becomes unsightly.After all, this is an opportunity to double row with Jiangyu, who has only played five rows before. When he goes back to live broadcast, he can boast his entire live broadcast career. He, Blue River, is a support who has been personally guided by Ember God, and he is fundamentally better than other support anchors. One level higher!

Lin Qiao was stared at by Lan He's unfriendly eyes, and he was also confused. He couldn't figure out what Jiang Yu would do with Lan He and himself.

In the rare free evening time, he was going to find a corner in the cafeteria to chat with ASH.

Lin Qiao and Lan He looked at each other, Jiang Yu frowned slightly, looking impatient.

"Three rows are fine too." Lan He put it away when he saw it, and said so, trying to squeeze his body in through the crack of the door, "Then I'll go back after the fight."

Jiang Yu stretched out his long legs, and his tall body stood in front of him: "Go back to the dormitory and lie down to rest, we will open team mics then."

"This……"

Lin Qiao just didn't want to have one more person in the room, he and Jiang Yu stood on the same front, and began to act stupidly and dumbfoundedly.Seeing that Lin Qiao didn't make a sound to help him, Lan He didn't dare to face Jiang Yu directly, so he heyed embarrassingly, turned and left their dormitory.

When walking, the sneakers almost made the sound of leather boots.

"You open a room to pull him. After I take a shower, I'll go to Zhuxia to borrow a number, and you pull me again." Jiang Yu closed the door and said to Lin Qiao, "You teach him how to play a shooter, and I'll grab it for you two." Location."

Lin Qiao was dumbfounded: "Didn't you take him?"

"I will have a rhythm with him in double row, and some words cannot be spread outside. We are in three rows, and it is more appropriate for you to take him." Jiang Yu hardly gave him a chance to refute, "I don't think your homepage is the national uniform Ma Ke Well, this level is enough to teach him. Work hard."

Lin Qiao was so shocked by his shamelessness and righteousness that he could only express his anger with his own expression.

Jiang Yu calmly threw out his trump card: "Practice for two hours every night, and watch Coco after the game."

After all, after eating his six big oysters, Blue River's level is also closely related to their team's performance, and there is also the temptation of Princess Coco's beauty, so even though he was very unhappy, he obediently opened the game and waited for Blue River. online.After about 15 minutes, Jiang Yu came out, and then Chen Youwei knocked on the door with two photographers, and took a snap of them.

Lin Qiao was still in a daze, so he heard Jiang Yu ask Chen Youwei, "Xiaoyu's team is still in the fifth row?"

"They weren't resting when I first came here."

"Tsk." Jiang Yu sighed, and said, "Are you ready?"

"That's fine, Team Jiang."

So Jiang Yu lay on the bed, cleared his throat and said, "Both Mona and the March Hare played well."

Lin Qiao: "???"

"Lan He is really not good at it." Jiang Yu said slowly, "He needs to practice more."

Lin Qiao: "???"

He didn't understand what he was doing, and Jiang Yu knew it well.Blue River's situation is indeed worse than he imagined. Anyway, he has to be taken to work overtime for practice, and he must not be a free worker. He has to call the camera crew to explain clearly, and share the credit for the credit, and wait for the final program to air. Let the audience know when you come.

Lin Qiao started the game inexplicably like this, and even surprised Lan He when he chose the shooter.No matter how crazy the antecedents are, after entering the game, you still have to play seriously. Lin Qiao gave full play to his research on Jiangyu in the past few years, and seriously told Lan He the approximate rhythm and time point and the movement that Jiangyu will most likely choose. , taught him step by step how to "protect" his own shooter in actual combat.

Although Lan He's little calculations were all in vain, after all, they still had to rely on hard power to fight the game. If he lost, he would definitely be scolded to death, no matter how many shots he had, it was useless.In desperation, he could only seriously fight Lin Qiao, and Jiang Yu only occasionally mentioned a few words in the middle, and most of the time, Lin Qiao was still talking.

Aside from the operation, his development ideas and team fighting ideas are very clear, and he can tell him what he is going to do next in a way that Blue River can understand, and what Blue River should do as an assistant to keep up his movements.Blue River gradually got involved in the game, and the effect was quite good. Lin Qiao reckoned that if he continued to practice like this, Blue River might be able to barely keep up with their rhythm before the game.

They fought until around 11:30, and Blue River hurriedly logged off after saying that he wanted to review the game and reflect on it.As the room was disbanded and the camera team also fled, Lin Qiao ran out of bed and drank a whole glass of water, finally feeling a bit more comfortable in his throat.

"Thanks for your hard work."

"It's okay." Lin Qiao wanted to pretend to be more reserved, but he couldn't help the throbbing in his heart. He ran to him and said, "Where's Coco?"

"Here." Jiang Yu said and handed him the tablet, "Ke Ke, did you have fun today?"

"Hey!"

Lin Qiao moved his face closer to the screen, feeling like a lewd and wretched uncle: "Ke Ke, do you remember me?"

"Hey!"

The beautiful and dignified cute puppy is sitting on the floor, smiling at the camera with his trademark angelic smile.Lin Qiao found that he had no resistance to Cocoa at all, and was almost reluctant to return the tablet to Jiangyu.

Half an hour of happy time was fleeting, and Lin Qiao's stomach gurgled a few times, feeling a little painful.

Probably because he ate too much chili noodles at the barbecue at night and felt diarrhea. Lin Qiao got off Jiangyu's bed and went to the toilet to squat for a long time without getting out. cold sweat.

Lin Qiao felt something was wrong intuitively, and immediately rushed out of the bathroom, but after looking around in a daze, he found that he seemed to have only one person to ask for help.

"Jiang, Jiangyu..."

"Lin Qiao?! Lin Qiao!"

Lin Qiao was sent to the hospital that night and was diagnosed with acute appendicitis.

The author says:

It's pathetic but let him get stabbed (no)