The daily life of the raccoon cat

"Brat, let me find it easier!" Zhang Yuanshan held his saber in his hand, looked at the little boy who was full of food and drink and fell on the chair, with a belly as big as a ball, and wanted to get out of the sheath and teach this little boy The truth of being a human being.

"Yo, it's my brother." Zhang Luyao patted his round belly, his face full of satisfaction, his eyelids slightly raised, and he was very flat, "I have been waiting at the gate for a long time, and I thought you were ashamed , dare not come to see me."

The other students lost their souls in shock the moment Master Zhang broke in through the window. However, even though they were out of their wits, their physical instincts were still there. They stood respectfully against the wall one by one, waiting for Master Zhang's review.The pursuit of Changfeng Sword Qi is too unforgettable.

However, this time Mr. Zhang just ignored them and went directly to the new elementary school boy. Looking at the elementary school boy who was arrogantly sitting with his legs crossed, everyone could only sweat for him in the bottom of their hearts, life and death At the critical moment, I don't care about the friendship between my classmates, so I can only die as a fellow daoist.

When the elementary school boy yelled "brother", everyone was really shocked.

Zhang Yuanshan gently caressed his forehead, suppressing the throbbing blue veins. He is an old man, and he is more than 700 years old. The family naturally loves him very much. The whole family's sweetheart, sweetheart, is eight years old if he wants the stars but not the moon. He has never even touched a sword, and his whole body is soft, like a meat dumpling, without the demeanor of a descendant of the Zhang family.

Think about when I was three years old when I was enlightened, I practiced Sanjiu in winter, and I practiced Sanfu in summer. When I was eight years old, I danced with a long sword vigorously.

Seeing his little brother continue to be pampered, sooner or later he will be turned into a little trash who can't stand his shoulders or lift his hands.Zhang Yuanshan drew his long sword and convinced others with his physical strength. He directly slipped Zhang Luyao from Zhangjiati to Longyuan Port, and put him under his nose to watch him, and he must not let him grow crooked.

As a result, if I didn't pay attention, the little boy wandered away and disappeared.

Zhang Yuanshan looked around the scene, the cups and plates were messed up, one can imagine what kind of gluttonous feast it was just now.Looking at the students who were honestly hiding at the foot of the wall, Zhang Yuanshan was shaken by his choice for the first time.

Is it really the right choice to bring my younger brother to Yongyeon Port?I can't put him on my belt and carry him with me all the time, so as not to get in touch with these brats, I haven't learned any good things, and I have learned bad habits one by one.

Locked by Master Zhang's eyes, the big guy straightened his back even more, trying to be meticulous.

Seeing Master Zhang staring at the crab shells on the table, Chu Yi understood, "Master Zhang, have you eaten yet?"

"together."

Zhang Yuanshan, who received the cooking invitation, paused while holding the sword hilt. Since Jun Shuyu and the little cat came back from a long trip, he would receive cooking invitations from the little boy every three days, and most of the time it was the little boy. Maozizi delivered the meals directly to the door, and his portion was indispensable every time.

These little guys don't eat alone, they know how to respect their teachers if they have delicious food, and they are not out of manners, thinking of this, Zhang Yuanshan's expression eased a bit.

At the first glance, he saw Mr. Zhang's complexion warmed up, not as black as the bottom of a pot when he just entered the room, and thought, no one can refuse the delicious attack, not even the ruthless sword cultivator.

Thinking about it this way, he ran to the small kitchen and served the freshly cooked crab roe porridge, while the other friends also cleaned up the messy scene on the first day of the new year.

When the wind blows, the water rushes away, and the stains disappear without a trace.

Zhang Yuanshan looked at the students skillfully manipulating spells to clean up, and couldn't help but sighed. He had lived for more than 700 years and had never seen anyone use spells like this. Tiandao would sigh when he saw it.

"Master, please take a seat."

Lang Yueming graciously moved Mrs. Zhang to the seat, Huang Qi arranged the bowls and chopsticks, and Jun Jiusi served porridge and vegetables.

Looking at the attentive students, Zhang Yuanshan picked up a small porcelain white bowl, golden crab oil floated on the thick rice porridge, the snow-white crab meat was looming, the entrance was smooth and delicious, and the crab roe powder was glutinous and delicious. The meat is tender and sweet.

Well, it tastes good, just right for this damp and cold autumn.After eating a bowl of crab roe porridge, Zhang Yuanshan felt a little better, and his brows relaxed.

Looking at the shining eyes of the students, Zhang Yuanshan said, "In the next class, I will show you a new sword intent."

"Spring Wind Turns into Rain Sword." Zhang Yuanshan rarely showed emotion, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth, this is the sword intent he just realized not long ago, let the youngsters open their eyes and see it.

"..." Thank you so much Mr. Zhang, the students are all faceless.

"By the way, Mr. Zhang, is Zhang Luyao your younger brother? This year's freshman?" The first day of junior high school still kept asking.

"Yes." Zhang Yuanshan nodded.

"Then how many new students are there this year? How many? The dormitory will not be able to live in it." The students were curious.

Hearing this, Zhang Yuanshan paused, "Not many, just four, the dormitory is enough."

Zhang Yuanshan felt a little heavy when he mentioned the issue of college enrollment.

This year there are only four freshmen, two of them are cultivators, one is a younger brother who was dragged by himself, and the other is an aborigine from Longyuan Port. Both parents are mortals. The children have spiritual talents, so they entered the school nearby.Two demon cultivators, one from Eternal Night City and one from Xikan City.

Ever since Jun Shuyu and the Alliance had a falling out, embarrassing the Overwatch Council, and taking full control of Longyuan Port, the Renxiu Alliance began to impose sanctions and blockades on Longyuan Port, not only the blockade of various resources and materials , It cut off the student source of the college and blocked the delivery of students.

Thinking about the development of the college, Zhang Yuanshan feels heavy, but the students don't know anything about it, everyone is delighted with the arrival of new students, they have been upgraded to senior seniors!

The first day of junior high school clapped their hands and suggested, "Let's have another seafood feast when the freshmen enter school!"

"The weather is getting cooler, which is the time when crabs are the most fat and fleshy. It's a good time to eat crabs."

"It's time to have a porridge bottom seafood hot pot!"

The initiative of the first day of junior high school was unanimously approved, and even Zhang Yuanshan was slightly looking forward to it.

Longyuan Port is happy to welcome new students. It is a light campus comedy, and Lanyue Cliff across the bay is an [-] o'clock family ethics drama.

Since he thought that Bai Jiaojiao was dead and the last trace of his wife Ashu had disappeared, Bai Xingyun fell into a state of depression, soaked in wine jars all day, got drunk, and let Mrs. Anglerfish do whatever she wanted. Furious, he just turned a deaf ear to it, and handed over all the affairs management of Lanyue Cliff to his deputy.

The longing and love for the deceased wife are like old wine in the old altar, which will become fresh after a long time, making people intoxicated.

Until Bai Xingyun met a beautiful girl at the seaside, she took the shape of a mirage, but she had a pair of eyes exactly like A Shu, watery and bright like a moon under the sea, clear and pure.This must be because Ah Shu couldn't bear to live alone in this world, and she reincarnated and came back to find herself.

Ever since, there was the "merman king taking concubines" who created a precedent in the history of the monster clan, but Mrs. Anglerfish is not easy to provoke. From the moment he was the ugly monkfish demon, he was already insane.

Bai Xingyun married Meijiao Niang, but he didn't live the sweet life he imagined. Mrs. Anglerfish had just finished her roar, and the entire city lord's mansion was in chaos like a tornado passing by.The concubine of the mirage again had tears in her eyes, crying.

As soon as he saw that pair of eyes that were exactly the same as those of his dead wife stained with tears, that little boy of Bai Xingyun felt so badly tortured, but Mrs. Angler Fish couldn't help it. I have to endure that crazy woman for a day.

Bai Xingyun, who was in a depressed mood, was wandering aimlessly in the city lord's mansion with a wine jar in his hand. From a distance, he saw a few guards and servants bumping into each other, and they didn't know what to say when they got together.

It didn't take Bai Xingyun to concentrate on listening, just a few words fell into his ears.

"Hey, have you heard that the second shrimp raised two fish, two black gold fish, but gave birth to a red gold fish!"

"Ahaha, even goldfish don't obey women these days." A teasing laugh sounded.

In an instant, a strong murderous intent surged into the sky, Bai Xingyun swung out his palm, and the shrimp soldiers and crab generals who were laughing wretchedly just a second ago immediately fell to the ground, wailing all over the place.

"Who is it?!" Bai Xingyun's killing intent was raging, and the two black goldfish gave birth to a red goldfish. Isn't this alluding to him and Ashu?

Although Bai Xingyun was still questioning who spread the rumors, he already knew in his heart that apart from the monkfish demon, there would be no other person who would dare to be so bold.Besides, those who knew about that incident back then had already been chopped up and fed to Gun.

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals didn't know why the city lord suddenly became furious, and each of them shook like a sieve, and fell to the ground, not daring to move.

The only little shrimp soldier raised his head tremblingly, and tremblingly said, "It's not nonsense, it's a fish raised by Mr. Xia's family. There were two black fish in one tank, and a red gold fish was born somehow."

"There are really no other fish!" After finishing speaking, the little shrimp soldier huddled up, but when he thought of the shiny spirit stone, he raised his head bravely and continued, "Later, the second shrimp didn't believe in evil. , I went to find a spell, a spell that can identify blood parent-child relationship."

"The red fish is really the biological fish of the black fish!"

Speaking of this, another guard also raised his head, quickly glanced at the shrimp soldier, and said, "This is actually very normal. Similar incidents have happened in all ethnic groups. The tall pea and the tall pea gave birth to the short pea, with double eyelids and double eyelids." The eyelids gave birth to single eyelids, the golden-haired tiger demon gave birth to white-haired cubs, Xia Lao Er and Xia Lao Ba are ignorant, so they are bluffing. Damn it, I disturbed the city lord, and I ask the city lord to punish him."

"Please punish the city master." The shrimp soldiers and crab generals knelt in a row.

Bai Xingyun didn't care about the punishment anymore, he only had one sentence in his mind, "This is really normal, it's just that I don't have the knowledge to make a fuss."