The daily life of the raccoon cat

"Do you think Mr. Jun is prejudiced against me?" Lang Yueming lay on the long table in the cafeteria, propped his head and asked his busy friends.

"Why do you have to ask me if I understand when every class is about to end?" Lang Yueming felt that his IQ was being doubted.

On the first day of the junior high school, holding a large kitchen knife, he raised the knife and cut the sweet potatoes with a "click click". Hearing the words, he kept working in his hand, "Do you want to hear the truth?"

Fifteen on the side sneered, "Brother, he knows what he knows, but he just doesn't want to admit it. You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep."

Fifteen turned his head, bared his teeth and said to Lang Yueming, "Because as long as you understand it, the whole class must understand it."

"Ahhh~" Lang Yueming covered her head, her personality as a top student could not be guaranteed after all, and her nature as a scumbag was clearly exposed in front of her friends.

"I don't want to, but as soon as Mr. Jun opens his mouth, my eyelids can't be controlled, and I want to sleep." Mr. Jun's voice is like a light rain in the middle of the night, and the rain hits plantains to lull people to sleep.

"Who told you not to sleep at night, unable to wake up in the morning, sleepy all day." Shiwu mercilessly revealed the mystery of Lang Yueming's sleepiness.

"Aren't you dozing off?" Lang Yueming looked at the friends who still had the energy to help with work, full of puzzlement.

It's not time for lunch yet, and there are no classes, only the first graders in the cafeteria are helping Grandma Hua with work.After all, Grandma Hua was getting old, and she was responsible for the meals of a dozen students by herself, and she was busy for a long time just preparing the ingredients.

So the first graders would come to the back kitchen to help whenever they had time. Anyway, they had a lot of free time, and these jobs were not difficult, and they were all things they were used to doing in the village.

So, after having a regular dishwasher, Grandma Hua added a few side dish workers.

"This old lady Hua is really a bitch. I don't know how to be grateful for helping her work, and I still have to pick and choose." Lang Yueming curled her lips and looked at Chu Yi who was bigger than him. With a big kitchen knife, he peeled the sweet potatoes with a thud, fighting against injustice.

Originally, the astragalus wind blade can be done with one roll and two clicks. Grandma Hua agrees, and everyone must do it by themselves, saying that only in this way can you appreciate the characteristics and essence of the ingredients, and you can maximize the deliciousness of the ingredients in cooking .

Regarding these words, Lang Yueming didn't believe a single word, and didn't take it seriously at all.Helpless, the friends believed it, especially on the first day of junior high school, they simply carried out Granny Hua's words as if they were an imperial decree.

"At first, I thought that Grandma Hua's cooking was so delicious because of the high-quality ingredients." Said the reason on the first day of junior high school.

"Actually not, the ingredients are all common ingredients, and Lingdao is just ordinary Lingdao, but the food made by Grandma Hua is even more delicious than mine." Regarding this, the first day of the junior high school was not convinced, as a big foodie As a member of the country, he cannot tolerate being surpassed in the professional field.

Academic performance can be bad, but it is absolutely not allowed to be surpassed in food!On the first day of junior high school, when the competition was about to explode, I put in all my energy, and whenever I had free time, I went to the back kitchen, helping with the work, and secretly observing Grandma Hua's cooking.

And after handling the ingredients by myself in the past few days, I really felt something in the first day of junior high school.There are no two identical potatoes in the world, even if they are both potatoes, they must be different. For example, potatoes with high starch content are suitable for making mashed potatoes, which are glutinous and sweet; potatoes with low starch content are suitable for shredding and stir-frying. , crisp and pleasant.

Only by touching and understanding the ingredients with your own hands, can you make the best judgment and choose the most suitable cooking method.

Asking for a roll of Astragalus wind blade is indeed convenient and efficient, but the food made is always not so interesting.

The saying of literature and art is that there is no soul, which is probably the difference between assembly line products and craftsman handicrafts.I thought so on the first day of the junior high school.

The pile of peeled sweet potatoes was as high as a person, and the first day of the junior high school finally put down the big kitchen knife in his hand.Before I could take a breather and rest, Grandma Hua gave me a new instruction, "Peel the green radishes, cut them into half-palm height, and don't remove the corners."

On the first day of junior high school, he picked up the big kitchen knife again and looked at his chubby hand, "Is it half the height of your palm, or half the height of mine?"

Grandma Hua glanced at the chubby hands of the first year of junior high school, "Your palm is high."

"This is the soup base." Grandma Hua brought a bucket of amber liquid. "It is the soup base of dried small fish that has been soaked for a day. Remember to only take the clear part of the floating surface for cooking."

First day: "Yes!"

"It needs to be stewed for two hours. Keep an eye on the fire. Don't boil it, otherwise it will be overcooked."

"Yes!"

On the first day of junior high school after understanding the instructions, he sat on the small round pier, holding a kitchen knife and continuing to chop radishes.

Lang Yueming rolled his eyes at the sky, this is completely a wish to fight and a wish to suffer, he can't control it anymore.

"Hello!" Outside the door, Qiu Xiaosi probed his head, and said to Lang Yueming, "Did you finish the homework assigned by Master Jun yesterday?"

Lang Yueming shook her head, "No, isn't it due in class this afternoon?"

"It's already noon!" Qiu Xiaosi knew that he shouldn't have come to ask Lang Yueming what fantasies he still had about him.

Qiu Xiaosi asked Jun Jiusi, who was helping to peel the radish together, and cut a big green radish as thick as an arm into a finger-sized carrot, "Did you finish your homework?"

There are more than a dozen classmates, and Qiu Xiaosi is also familiar with Lang Yueming. After all, they copied each other's exams. Unfortunately, this "comrade-in-arms" is not reliable, so I have to ask other people. Jun Jiusi has a soft face. A good target to start with.

Jun Jiusi didn't expect to be named suddenly, and nodded blankly, "I wrote it."

Qiu Xiaosi: "Lend me to copy."

Jun Jiusi: "I wrote it blindly."

Qiu Xiaosi: "It's okay."

After getting Jun Jiusi's homework, Qiu Xiaosi sat on the long table in the cafeteria and copied it.

Lang Yueming leaned forward, looked at Jun Jiusi's densely written homework, and poked Qiu Xiaosi's arm, "Please copy less, leave a few paragraphs for me to copy." Then he ran back to the dormitory to get it. own homework.

"Oh, it's not good to copy homework." Jun Jiusi muttered in a low voice.

Qiu Xiaosi said nonchalantly, "I am the man who wants to become the strongest alchemist. The homework assigned by Mr. Jun has nothing to do with alchemy. It is a waste of my time, a delay of my future, and a stumbling block on the road to success."

"Huh?" Bai Yin was dozing off on the long bench, and when he heard someone talking in a daze, he interjected with his eyes wide open, "The man who became the strongest alchemist, do you want to marry an alchemist as his bride?" ? Do you want the strongest one?"

"That's not it!" Qiu Xiaosi jumped, "I am going to become the strongest alchemist myself!"

"But the homework assigned by the master is also closely related to alchemy." On the first day of the junior high school, he put down the big carrot in his hand.

"My lord asked us to write an essay on natural water, don't you need water for alchemy?"

Chuyi said, "I need water for farming and cooking. Long-running water, rapid-flowing water, thousand-mile water, spring rain water, well flower water, Ganlan water, all kinds of water have different performances and functions. of."

"As far as I know, different elixirs require different water." The first day of the junior high school scratched his fingers and recalled, "Like Qingfeng Pill, you need to use countercurrent water. For Huanyang Dan, you need to use Ganlan water, raise the water in the container thousands of times with a spoon, and when there are a lot of small drops of water in the container, you will make Ganlan water, remove alkali and weight , sweet and light, has the effect of removing yin and returning yang. Another example..."

I wanted to give another example on the first day of junior high school, but was interrupted by a "click". Qiu Xiaosi stood up in shock, and the pen in his hand fell to the ground and splashed a splash of ink.

"Well, where do you know all this?" Qiu Xiaosi stared at the first day of the junior high school.

Scratching their heads on the first day of the new year, "A book on alchemy seems to be called "A Thousand and One Possibilities of the Fryer." This was recorded in the stone box phonograph they bought back at the summer market that year.

When I listened to this book in the first day of junior high school, I didn’t take it seriously. I thought that the upstream water and the downstream water are all water. If the water in the basin is raised thousands of times, wouldn’t it be water?Isn't it H20?

After careful consideration on the first day of junior high school, it should be that the minerals rich in various waters are different, resulting in different characteristics and functions. Just like negative ion water, the high oxygen content, the high activity of water, and the high activity of water in some chemical reactions. Change is different.

"What?" Qiu Xiaosi was a little disappointed. The title of the book mentioned in the first day of junior high school was not a serious classic.

However, the method of making Ganlan water has long been lost, and Huanyang Dan has become a legendary panacea.Their Qiu family exhausted all means, and they couldn't find Ganlan water even in Shangqiongbi and Huangquan. How could Qiu Xiaosi not be shocked when the production process was told so lightly.

"Do you want to see it?" On the first day of the junior high school, he remembered the stone boxes piled up in the storage bag, and he and Huang Qi listened to them all.

"Is it possible?" Qiu Xiaosi's voice trembled, and he couldn't believe that such a great thing happened to him. Although the title of the book sounds unreliable, there is a method of making Ganlan water in it!

Chu nodded, "Of course, but..."

Qiu Xiaosi's heart skipped a beat all of a sudden, he wondered what kind of request this little cat monster would like to make?Promise with your body?

On the first day of the junior high school, he pointed to Qiu Xiaosi's homework book, "But you have to do the homework yourself."

"Okay!" Qiu Xiaosi closed Jun Jiusi's homework book, this was the obstacle and stumbling block on his way to success.

When Lang Yueming dug out the homework from under the bed board in the dormitory, and returned to the copying site, he found that his brother, the second last in the class, was writing hard and earnestly doing his homework.

"Brother, you abandoned me!" Lang Yueming was shocked.

Qiu Xiaosi: "The strongest alchemist, never copy homework!"

Lang Yueming: "..." Seeing your upright face, I almost believed it!

Lang Yueming looked around the audience, wondering, "What happened just now?" After only a few steps, the world suddenly changed.

On the first day of the new year, he said mischievously, "Benefactor, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, turn around and be right."

Lang Yueming: "Are you trying to persuade me to drop out of school early and go home?"

First day of junior high school: "..." No!Wake up!I want to advise you to reform yourself, to be a new person, don't waste your time, it's never too late to start studying.