The daily life of the raccoon cat

"Daddy, Mommy, I'm going out!" On the first day of junior high school, as usual, I greeted my parents and went out.

"He just left?" Hu Pi looked at the back of his eldest son bouncing and running out of the house, his face full of disbelief.

Mother Lihua: "I don't seem to remember anything on the first day of junior high school."

Last night, the husband and wife had seen the power of a little drunk. The eldest son, who usually couldn't even climb a cat climbing frame, turned into a flying mouse after being drunk. .

In the first day of junior high school when I became a cat, I couldn’t walk easily. After drinking, my waist didn’t hurt anymore, and my legs didn’t feel sore anymore. He rushed to the roof and sang loudly to the sky.

For a while, "I am a wolf from the north", "It is not absurd for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep".

For a while, "I am a fish, and the air in the water is your narrow-mindedness and bad temper".

There is no "I am a cat" after singing and singing.

Hearing that, the tiger skin father was very worried. Did the cub suffer from hysteria, sometimes thought he was a wolf, sometimes thought he was a fish, he was a cat!

Little Mao Shiwu wished he could burrow his little head into the ground, so as to block the big brother's magic voice from piercing his ears.Just hold a concert on the roof and let the cat sleep.

Singing and singing on the first day of junior high school, I fell asleep by myself, sleeping so hard that my stomach heaved and fell.Tiger skin father, Lihua mother, and cat boy Shiwu couldn't fall asleep. As soon as they closed their eyes, their ears were full of magical music from the first grade of junior high school, and the lingering sound lingered endlessly.

The tiger skin tossed and turned, unable to sleep, stretched out its claws to poke the wife next door, "Oh, isn't it absurd for a wolf to fall in love with a sheep?"

Lihua ignored the tiger skin, closed her eyes, and tried her best to eliminate her son's terrible magic sound brainwashing from her mind.

Seeing his wife ignoring him, Hu Pi stared at the beam with his big eyes, wondering what he was thinking.

After being quiet for a while, Hupi moved closer to Lihua and whispered to his ear, "Alas, can a wolf have cubs if it falls in love with a sheep?"

"Shut up!" Lihua finally couldn't take it anymore, she slapped Hupi's mouth, finally fell asleep for a while, and was awakened by her stupid husband with stupid questions.

Now Lihua couldn't sleep anymore, her mind was uncontrollably twisted by the tiger's skin, this wolf fell in love with sheep, can it have cubs?

In this way, the drunken first day of junior high school had a good night's sleep and got up early, refreshed, but the little cat, the tiger skin father, and the pear flower mother were more and more depressed, with a drowsy head.

On the first day of junior high school when I walked out of the house facing the rising sun, I walked cheerfully and lightly to gather with my friends. I was thinking about what to play and eat today. I suddenly stopped and looked at my friends not far away in shock.

"What's wrong with you guys!" Chuyi rushed forward, furious.

"Who bullied you!" The big cat's eyes were burning with anger, and the friends looked extremely miserable. Huang Qi's mouth was swollen like a big steamed bun, and it was still red and glistening, and her big pair of shiny hair was pulled It's like a dog gnawed on it, several pieces of baldness, the small pair is even worse, the two eyes are swollen like red peaches, and the big round dog's eyes have now become a narrow slit, which is so swollen that you can't open it. opened!There was even a fist-sized tumor swollen on his head, which looked like he had been beaten.

The first day of junior high school was so angry that the hair on his head stood on end, damn it, who is it!Who is it!How dare he bully the furry children under his nose!

"It's okay, it's okay!" The friends shook their heads again and again.

Chu Xiaopang crossed his arms and said angrily, "Don't be afraid, we must never bow our heads to the dark and evil forces. He bullies us once, and there will be a second time. Only by fighting back hard can the opponent restrain himself! Do not place your hope in the kindness and kindness of your enemies!"

On the first day of the new year, everyone was encouraged to name the dark and evil forces. Unexpectedly, all the friends bowed their heads and shrank their necks like quails.

It seems that the opponent must be very strong to scare the hairy kids so much. The first day of the junior high school said again, "Even if we can't beat the opponent, we are not strong enough, but we can outsmart them!"

On the first day of the new year, you must ask the name of the big villain, thinking, even if you can't beat them now, you will have to avenge your little friends when you become stronger, first ask the enemy clearly, and write down this hatred.

"Oh." Huang Qi faltered, "No one bullied me, I ate too much exploding lantern fruit, and my mouth was swollen from spicy food."

The truth is, after the drunken Huang Qi came home, she had to drag her father, Huang Xuan, to give him a lecture. From the days and nights when I lived with Jianxiu, to the Buddha cultivator I chased after in those years, babbling, Huang Xuan, who was talking non-stop, was dizzy and dizzy, so he stuffed Huang Qi with lantern fruit chili sauce into his mouth, which swollen Huang Qi's mouth and made him unable to speak.

Da Shuang also said, "I drank too much yesterday, and I accidentally fell."

Xiao Shuang quickly agreed, "Me too, me too, I accidentally fell!"

On the first day of junior high school, he looked at the two suspiciously. What happened to them? One fell bald, and the other had swollen eyes?

In fact, the injuries on the big and small doubles were caused by the mixed doubles played by my parents.The two drunken brothers returned home with steps that their relatives did not recognize, and performed a "Song of Ice and Fire" to their parents. Everywhere they looked at the house, they were all baptized by a wave of ice and fire.

If you go to the house of Xiao Shuang and Xiao Shuang on the first day of the new year, you will know that their beating is not wronged at all - the whole house has been turned into ruins, the house has been burned to ruins, the yard is a piece of scorched earth, and the big peaches at the door The tree, half scorched black by fire, half frozen and withered.In short, it is the kindness of their parents that the two brothers can still stand alive.

I had to ask again on the first day of the new year, but Huang Qi asked first, "You came home drunk yesterday, are you okay?"

"Huh?" The big cat eyes blinked, full of innocence, "Drunk? How could I be drunk? I never drink!" He is not yet an adult, how can he drink? !

"..." These are the speechless little friends. They were the most drunk yesterday on the first day of the Ming Dynasty, and they turned their faces and refused to admit it.

"We drank fruit wine yesterday!" Xiao Shuang reminded.

"Is there?" Scratching his head on the first day of junior high school, "Didn't we go back to our respective homes after eating rice cakes?" Regarding the memory of wine, I don't remember at all on the first day of junior high school, and it was completely fragmented.

After digging through the storage bag, I found that there was really a jar of fruit wine missing. Only then did I become dubious on the first day of the junior high school, could it be that I really drank?

"Hey, where is Silver?"

The big guys have been chatting in place for a long time, look at the sun, it is almost noon, and there is no shadow of Baiyin yet.

"Don't drink too much and still sleep."

"Come on, let's go to Bai Yin's house."

So the cubs shifted their positions and set off towards Baiyin's house.Along the way, the big guys also discussed the taste of fruit wine. Although they were beaten badly, the fruit wine was mixed with maple leaf honey and some ice cubes.

"Hey, what's that?" Chuyi squinted his eyes and pointed in the direction of Baiyin's house not far away.

The friends who were discussing enthusiastically stopped and looked in the direction of Chuyi's fingers.

I saw a large group of unknown creatures hanging under the golden apricot tree of Baiyin's house, dangling in mid-air.

"Old bacon from Baiyin's house?" Huang Qi guessed.

"It's not winter yet." The best time to smoke bacon is after the first snow in winter.

"Ah!" Xiao Shuang screamed, "It's Baiyin!"

Otherwise, the person who understands you best is often your "enemy". Normally, Baiyin and Xiaoshuang would not fight each other, and would always try to avoid each other, but at this time, it was Xiaoshuang who was the first to recognize the hanged man. The lump on the tree is exactly silver.

The cubs sprinted forward, and as they got closer to Baiyin's house, everyone could clearly see Baiyin's situation at this time—eyes closed, tied up and hung from a tree, even the big dog's mouth was tied into a It looks like a triangular zongzi.

Xiao Shuang shouted, "Baiyin!"

The bound Baiyin stood up with his ears trembling, opened his eyes, and saw the little friends, the blue eyes raised a layer of mist, he was so wronged that he was about to cry, that appearance, even Xiao Shuang looked at it Distressed for 1 minute.

Several shot at the same time, a cluster of flames, a slug of ice cut the hanging rope, and huge thick-leaved grass grew suddenly, forming a big soft bed. The moment the silver fell, the soft wind lifted him up like a giant hand. Hold on, and land slowly.

On the first day of the lunar new year, he stepped forward to untie the rope for Bai Yin, "What's the matter?"

Before the words fell, Baiyin's big mouth opened wide as soon as it was free, and howled dryly, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ~"

Bai Yin was howling and rolling on the ground, "Grandma doesn't love me anymore, she hit me!"

The few onlookers remembered the big shiny iron rod that Baiyin's mother always held in her hand, and thought, your mother doesn't beat you every day or two, it's normal, why are you just rolling around now?

"Grandma doesn't love me anymore, she tied me up and hung me up!"

In the first grade of junior high school, a few nods and hung them up like rice dumplings, which is indeed too much.

However, the big guys soon felt that Baiyin's fucking actions were not too much, and now they wanted to tie up Baiyin and gag him at the same time.

The big black-and-white dog lay on the ground and rolled, kicking up dust, howling dryly with its mouth wide open, and the sound was loud.

Xiao Shuang couldn't stand it any longer, "Don't cry, man, don't care about such trivial matters and love for children!"

Bai Yin paused, glanced at Xiao Shuang, frowned at the two white eyebrows on his forehead, and cried, "Xiao Shuang, I knew you loved me. You are usually fierce, but in fact, you love me so much with your knife mouth and bean curd heart. Bar!"

After finishing speaking, the big dog put its head on the small shoulders and rubbed it affectionately, "I love you too~"

"Ouch~" Xiao Shuang vomited, but she didn't vomit after drinking, but was nauseated by Bai Yin.

"Stay away from me!" Xiao Shuang screamed and pushed Bai Yin's dog's head away.

"Come on, come on~" Bai Yin chased Xiao Shuang for a kiss.

"Could it be that he is still drunk and not sober?" Huang Qi worried in a low voice.

Da Shuang: "Why don't you tie him up?"

The first day of junior high school: ...what can he do, he is just a weak, pitiful and helpless kitten, he can only try to reduce the sense of existence, and don't be caught up by Baiyin's loving kiss.