[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

Xiao Xiangxiang: "..."

——Want to fart?

Xiao Xiangxiang hummed in extreme dissatisfaction, but she knew that her master was there, so she didn't break free from the leash and had fun freely.

"Don't hum." Yan Ying warned Xiao Xiangxiang: "You must remain elegant and be the most beautiful pig princess."

"Hum hum hum~"

"Indeed, you look 'small and dainty' and you are a good material for roast suckling pig. You can't blame the villagers for looking at you with the eyes of ingredients."

Lin Yunshen: "..."

The discourse on educating the pig daughter continues.

"Xiao Xiangxiang, do you want to exchange meat with the villagers at noon today? Pork belly or pure lean meat. For lean meat, I remember that there are spring onions in the field, pull some shreds to make shredded pork with Beijing sauce. For pork belly, braised in soy sauce The meat is pretty good."

Xiao Xiangxiang: "Hmph~"

"I didn't talk about eating you. I have raised you for several months, and I have developed feelings for you." Yan Ying said with a smile: "So next, Xiao Xiangxiang, you are free to move around. I heard that there are rabbits in this village, so I will Catch a rabbit and bring it back."

After finishing speaking, under Lin Yun's dark eyes, Yan Ying untied the leash.Xiao Xiangxiang ran towards the mountains and forests as if she understood Yan Ying's words.

Lin Yunshen was dumbfounded, and just about to say something, for example, when boasting that Yan Ying had an idea, Yan Ying jumped on Lin Yunshen's back in a few steps.

"Carry me back, I can't walk anymore!"

It was sweet, like stretched cotton candy, which made the tips of Lin Yunshen's ears turn red unconsciously.

"Meow~~~" Doudou yawned helplessly, but nimbly got down from Lin Yunshen's shoulder, and then, like a little clever ghost, slowly followed behind Lin Yunshen and Yan Ying, and walked back on catwalks residence.

Xiao Xiangxiang came back around noon, not only the pink bow on her tail was still there, but even the pink top hat on her head was still there.There was also a rabbit weighing more than two catties in his mouth, which caused all the guests, including the crew, to exclaim.

[Xiao Xiangxiang is really capable.It turns out that my Samoyed is not smart enough, because it lacks an owner who is lazy and relies on pets. 】

[God is so delicious and lazy to be raised by pets, 2333, I can only say that Xiao Xiangxiang, the princess of the pig world, is unlucky. 】

[Speaking of how old Xiao Xiangxiang is, Meier Ying said that she has been raising it for several months, but why has she not grown up? Could it be that the news that Xiao Xiangxiang grew into a big fat pig after raising it for a while is false? 】

[It's true, but I feel that other people who raise small fragrant pigs must buy stringed ones. 】

[God, what kind of skewers, domestic big fat pigs skewered with Parmesan pigs? 】

[2333, I don't know how the skewered little pig tastes?I really want to try it. 】

[Same as upstairs, sucking.jpg.I really want to have a taste. 】

[No, why do you talk about eating well? Count me in, 2333. Anyway, I think the operation of compatriots who raise Xiao Xiangxiang and eat Xiao Xiangxiang is really fascinating! 】

[Otherwise, it’s called Xiaozuojing, don’t forget the scene where Ying Meier asked Lin Yunshen to recite it, which made all Lin fans explode. 】

[What is the explosion? Explosion, my childhood sweetheart, who is in love with a concubine, no true fan can stop it.It's not like I said that a shy boy like Lin Yunshen is suitable for a delicate and playful girl. 】

The eight guests who gathered for lunch didn't know about the commotion in the live broadcast room.However, due to yesterday's 'accident', all the guests were very restrained, except Yan Ying.How can a small work be called a small work if it is not good.

She cooks the meal, so she enjoys the service of her elder brother and bamboo horse with peace of mind.Then her best friend also served her vegetables and soup, and even rushed to wash the dishes after eating.

"While I was cooking, you and Zhou Porridge were fighting. The work of washing dishes should be left to the men." Yan Ying directly refused to let Tian Mi do the dishes, and looked at Liu Jian and Lei Zun people.

Liu Jian still saw the opportunity, and said directly: "Let me wash the dishes. Today's tasks are quite easy."

It's easy. They are not asked to weed and fertilize today. Instead, they are asked to bring their pets and learn from the old man in the village. No, they are fishing together.

How should I put it, the five male guests are all scumbags, the difference is only the most scumbag and more scumbags.

This scumbag is not a scumbag man or a scumbag, but a scumbag with scumbag skills...

Lin Yunshen will not talk about it, but Yan Jin, he is the standard for what he does, No. 1 for eating and drinking.fishing?Fishing him is about the same.

Anyway, Yan Jin fought hard all morning, except for complaining about Lin Yunshen who spent an hour around Yan Ying, he caught a river fish the size of a thumb.Fortunately, there is Wang Boyi, the bottom person who was tragically overturned, otherwise Yan Jin would be the bottom one.

... There is only one problem, that thumb-sized river fish, the puppet cat named Doudou raised by Lin Yunshen, doesn't even bother to look at it, and just circles around Xiao Xiangxiang.

It's not that she is greedy for Xiao Xiangxiang's body, but that Xiao Xiangxiang, as a little pig, has mastered the skill of catching fish.Take Xiao Xiangxiang and Yan Jin to compare, catching countless river fish the size of a thumb in minutes.Doudou loves fish the most, so she naturally circles around Xiao Xiangxiang.

And just for a while, I don't know what kind of agreement Xiao Xiangxiang and Doudou reached.

Doudou went out with Xiao Xiangxiang, and when Yan Ying ordered Yan Jin and Lin Yunshen to follow her to do five and three questions, Doudou followed Xiao Xiangxiang back.To be exact, it was Doudou meowing in front of her, while Xiao Xiangxiang dragged the plastic net filled with fish and walked out with enchanting steps with all four limbs.

Seeing this scene, Yan Ying burst out laughing.

Yan Jin and Lin Yunshen couldn't hold back either, and laughed.

Then Tian Mi, Zhou Porridge, and even Liu Jian and Lei Zun all laughed, but Wang Boyi had a gloomy face, as if everyone owed him 80.

Most of it is completely related to the overturning of the human settings.

But it's not caused by myself. I don't know what kind of personality I have, but I want to set up a personality that is completely opposite to my own personality.In the past, how many bonuses were earned by relying on inspirational and dedicated people, but now that the people are overturned, the degree of backlash will be suffered.

But to be honest, the program team is quite wicked.

Just because of Wang Boyi's inconsistency, he won't be abused.But who mistakenly thought that the way of recording and broadcasting was adopted, and they abused their pets in private.So... oh well, it is only a talent who can turn Teddy, who is always on the move, into trembling and peeing when he sees strangers.

Regarding Wang Boyi's current appearance, everyone avoided talking about it, anyway, the one-week recording time passed quickly.In the next issue, Yan Ying will not participate.Yan Jin was already urging.

As a good sister who supports her brother's efforts to become a well-known director, Yan Ying made a very serious decision. In the next four days of recording, she began to use her own computer to start writing the script.It can be regarded as a change of pattern, warming up for Yan Jin's next web drama.

As mentioned earlier, as Yan Jin's screenwriter, Yan Ying's writing this time is about horror.

Related to religion, the theme comes from the story of "Judas betrayed Jesus for thirty silver coins".It tells the story of a European-Chinese half-race who was approached by a demon because of a silver coin.There are [-] episodes in the whole play, and the plots of Jiji are compact and interlocking.

Liu Jian and Lei Zun made fun of it unintentionally, and they were astonished when they saw it, and they all pushed themselves to Yan Jin one after another to play one of the roles.

It stands to reason that Liu Jian and Lei Zun are both big names. Hearing that they took the initiative to invite a play, a new director who has just directed a play should be ecstatic no matter what.But Yan Jin disagreed, pointing to the male pig's feet that appeared in the script of the first episode, and said plausibly.

"Ouhua, do you see it? This is tailor-made for me."

Well, it's shameless to have a smelly takeaway.

Liu Jian and Lei Zunqi were speechless.After a while, Liu Jian suddenly said: "Well, I remember that Lin Yunshen is also of mixed race. Are you sure... well, the role of Father Vergara was tailor-made for you by sister Yan Ying?"

Yan Jin: "???"

Yan Jin suddenly turned his head to look at Yan Ying who was brushing and grooming Xiao Xiangxiang.

Yan Ying: "Why? As a director, you still want to grab the role?"

Yan Jin: "..."

Yan Jin wiped his face, and said in a very speechless voice: "All right, I misunderstood."

"It's not that you misunderstood." Yan Ying thought about it, tilted her head and smiled brightly at Yan Jin: "It has something to do with appearance, and it has more to do with dreams. Brother, haven't you been desperately trying to become a director, so I I have to tailor a role for Brother Yunshen."

"...you are really my own sister."

Yan Jin coldly glanced at Tian Mi and Tian Mi, whose snickering turned into a bright smile, and accidentally affected Zhou Porridge at the side.

Zhou Porridge was not very timid, but when he received Yan Jin's cold stare, his face turned pale with fright.

"That..." Zhou Congee said nervously, "Director Yan, I don't know if I have...

Before he finished speaking, he heard a 'bang', and Wang Boyi came out with a mask on and pushing the suitcase.Although the mask covered most of his face, it could still be seen that Wang Boyi's delicate and slightly girly face was straight.

There was a cold aura all over his body, and his posture should be in a situation of rage.

It can be said that in the first episode of the program, several guests whose personalities are very close to their own personalities have more or less benefited, only Wang Boyi.Because of the showmanship of City A Satellite TV, his star career has been bleak, and it is very likely that he will be depressed for a while.

But this is what he asked for. He obviously likes to abuse animals, but he came to participate in the variety show "Traveling with Pets" exclusively filmed by City A Satellite TV.Knowing that the "Traveling with Pets" program group has a lot of show operations, but they don't take precautions and try to maintain their own personality.

Now that the human setting has collapsed, and it has been boycotted by caring people from the Cat and Dog Love Association and passers-by audience who love pets, who is to blame.It's not just him to blame.

However, since it was the fifth day, there were three more days before the recording of the program would end.Therefore, the other seven guests maintained a friendly attitude towards Wang Boyi's early departure.Except for Yan Ying...

Yan Ying imitated Xiao Xiangxiang's humming, and said something strangely.

"I still want to eat my Xiaoxiangxiang's meat, heh, now I've got my retribution!"

Tian Mi, Zhou Porridge, Yan Jin, and Lin Yunshen four guys... at the same time, Liu Jian kept laughing awkwardly, and Lei Zun rarely spoke to smooth things over.Judging by Wang Boyi's face, I'm afraid he will hit someone in the next moment.

In fact, Wang Boyi had such a plan, but Wang Boyi still had a deep impression of his weak chicken image, so even though he was about to be irritable and about to smoke, Wang Boyi still endured it and left the program group with an angry image The small village where it is located.