[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

In the world of novels, the hero is a crazy critic, but there are actually many.The early abuse novels were not exactly like this. No matter what kind of heroine, gentle and sweet or lively and cheerful, the male protagonist abused me thousands of times. I treat the male protagonist like first love.

"The President Is Paranoid" is a neurotic novel, except for the title and the male protagonist's snake spirit disease, everything else is fine.At least the heroine is the real Little White Flower, not a derogatory term.It's that the heroine's personality is really gentle, and she's the weak first love on campus.

She looks bland, but she is actually the goddess of otaku respected by the majority of otaku.

It can be said that Zhou Congee has a very good audience.Without the paranoid president, the crazy male protagonist, Zhou Congee would have become a popular female star with his own efforts. On the contrary, the paranoid president, the crazy male protagonist, is the stumbling block to the success of this female pig's foot.

Because of him, the heroine was depressed for a while, and almost had a mental problem. If it weren't for Arita Mi and Yan Jin who wanted to avenge her best friend/sister and kept encouraging her to fight against the evil forces, the heroine Zhou Congee would have won Stockholm Syndrome, and crazy criticism of the male protagonist HE.

Yan Ying didn't have any opinion on Zhou Congee, the heroine, even though Zhou Congee was the real Xiaobaihua type, and was almost driven out of her mind by the crazy criticism of the heroine, so she wanted to ask for help.You must know that Yan Ying's death was purely due to the relationship between her best friend and the crazy male lead that lasted only half a year.

Like the day when the big guy went to Yan's house to eat hot pot, it was actually the beginning when Tian Mi met the crazy male lead and became his girlfriend.It was this encounter, and after the madly criticized male lead Tanzhi Tian Mi reported that he was admitted to the Academy of Film and Television Arts, he began to approach him purposefully.

As for Tian Mi, perhaps because she was dazzled by the status of the heir to a wealthy family, she started dating the crazy hero within a few days.

It is estimated that it was this smooth sailing that made the crazy male protagonist quickly reveal his true nature, revealing his snake spirit disease attributes without a doubt.Tian Mi was considered sober in the world, she was able to stop her losses in time, and she didn't suffer any further harm, at least she wasn't directly tortured into severe depression like the heroine Zhou Porridge.

Tian Mi was really not to blame for Yan Ying's death in her previous life.

It was purely her bad luck that she was killed 'by mistake' when she hit the 'breakup scene'.

After Yan Ying gave Xiao Xiangxiang a bath, she took Xiao Xiangxiang out for a stroll.It can be said that both Yan Ying and Xiao Xiangxiang are beautiful scenery in the community.Residents in the community have cats, dogs, and turtles, but no pigs.

Xiao Xiangxiang ate the elixir that enlightened the spirit beasts in the world of cultivating immortals. Not to mention her high IQ, but at least she had the IQ of a seven or eight-year-old child.Raising Xiao Xiangxiang is really equivalent to raising a daughter. With Xiao Xiangxiang around, not only Yan Ying, but even Yan Jin's life is particularly fulfilling.

Soon, a week passed, and it was time to record the show.

According to the brief script given by the crew in advance, Yan Ying brought Lin Yunshen's unique Erha to her home last night.And Yan Jin, in order to let Erha and Xiao Xiangxiang develop a relationship, actually put Erha's kennel next to the pigsty where Xiao Xiangxiang slept.

So the next day, when the assistant director of the program team led the cameramen to the door, they encountered a scene where Erha was fighting with Little Xiangzhu, and was beaten helplessly by Little Xiangzhu.

"..."

"???"

"Hey, Lao Lin, your dog son is really useless." Yan Jin took advantage of the chaos to call Lin Yunshen's BB: "Even my sister's little Xiangxiang can't beat him."

Lin Yunshen: "...it's not a human, but you are really a dog."

"Hey, how do you talk? I made it fight for Xiao Xiangxiang?"

Yan Jin talked nonsense, so he almost hit his face regardless of the camera.Anyway, it just means one thing, your dog son is useless, he loses even in fights with pigs, what kind of world famous dog is he.

"Brother, hurry up and pack your luggage."

Yan Ying was wearing a pink Pikachu-style one-piece pajamas, and jumped out of the bathroom with her toothbrush in her mouth.

"Don't forget Xiao Xiangxiang's clothes and her trough."

Yan Jin made an 'oKK' gesture and went to pack his luggage.I don't care about Xiao Xiangxiang who has been bullying Gouzi.Xiao Xiangxiang is smart and understands the truth that enough is enough.No, just after Yan Jin finished cleaning up, Xiao Xiangxiang also finished teaching the dogs who occupied her territory.

"Hmph~~~Hmph~"

Xiao Xiangxiang raised her pig's hoof in a vicious way, and then moved her limbs and swung her fat buttocks. The short distance should be very enchanting.

"Humph."

Xiao Xiangxiang stopped at the door of the room. Under the camera, she could clearly see Xiao Xiangxiang stretching out her two front hooves and knocking on the door.

"What are you doing? Mom is changing clothes."

Changed into a very refreshing outfit, Yan Ying in a T-shirt and jeans walked out of the room.She glanced at Xiao Xiangxiang, then tied the large dog leash to Xiao Xiangxiang, and changed Xiao Xiangxiang into a set of pink homemade clothes, and then a pink top hat with the same black and white pattern circled one by one There is also a pink bow tied at the tip of the hoop's tail.

Dressed up very nicely.

Once Xiao Xiangxiang was dressed up, she was simply standing on the ceiling of the pig world.

Especially in the case of Erha who can't demolish the house, and can only bark and can't "ooohoooooo" for comparison, the photography team who came to Yan's house to shoot basically gave Xiaoxiang the main shots fragrant.

Then Yan Ying led Xiao Xiangxiang, Yan Jin led Erha, got into the van provided by the play crew, and drove to the destination.

In the car, the program team members began to introduce the destination of the program.As expected, it was in a remote and backward village with a very beautiful scenery.People in the village rise and fall from day to day, and the pace of life is not as fast as that of the city, but a kind of comfort of "seeing Nanshan leisurely".

"This is a living subsidy of 100 yuan per day provided by our program group. The seven guests participating in the program should make good use of it to arrange their lives..."

After arriving at the destination, the director announced the rules, Tian Mi and Yan Ying looked at each other, and Tian Mi raised her hand to speak.

"What about... the food expenses for pets? It won't be included in the living allowance!"

The director nodded viciously: "Tian Mi is right. Owners should arrange their time reasonably. You can use your free time to help the villagers earn money to support their pets."

"Did you hear that?" Yan Ying turned to Xiao Xiangxiang in a low voice, emphasizing again. "You are already a mature pig, you must learn to raise your mother!"

Xiao Xiangxiang tapped her two hooves lightly, expressing that she understood and would behave well and take care of her mother.

Yan Ying smiled in satisfaction, and leaned lazily on Tian Mi's body.At this time, the director had finished talking nonsense and signaled the guests to move freely.

Since the guests were not all present and were tired from the car, they sat on the sofa and chatted with each other during free time.

"Didn't you say seven guests, we already have seven people, who else will come later?"

The seven guests were brother and sister Yan Ying and Yan Jin, newcomers Xiaohua Tianmi and Lin Yunshen, newcomer Zhou Porridge promoted by Star Entertainment, national track and field athlete Liu Jian, and talented actor Lei Zun.Everyone was sitting together chatting, and the show crew actually said that there were still guests who hadn't come, so that's a bit of a problem...

Yan Ying showed no scruples, and fully demonstrated her true qualities, poking Lin Yunshen with her hand, and said very bluntly. "I remembered a sentence."

Lin Yunshen: "???"

"The bamboo horse can't beat the sky." Yan Ying said even more bluntly: "The person who came here must have a relationship with you!"

Lin Yunshen was full of black lines.

"Say nonsense." Lin Yunshen yelled, "I'm still single, where did I get my girlfriend from?"

"It might be her boyfriend." As Yan Ying's best friend, Tian Mi did her part to help Yan Ying stab Lin Yunshen a few times.

"Don't talk nonsense, I will get angry if you talk nonsense again."

Lin Yun gave Tian Mi a deep look, and then faced Yan Ying who was looking for trouble, and immediately softened his momentum. "Little ancestor, don't forget that we are recording a program now, let's talk about things when we go back."

Yan Ying squinted at him.

After a while, Yan Jin came over and interrupted forcefully: "Pay attention to your image, Lao Lin."

Lin Yunshen: "..." This dog brother is really good enough to guard against thieves!

Lin Yunshen wiped his face and didn't bother to pay attention to Yan Jin.

"I regret it." Yan Jin squeezed over unwillingly and said, "I should borrow the cat from you."

Lin Yunshen: "..."

Tian Mi: "..."

Yan Ying: "..."

"Why don't you buy a turtle?" Yan Ying rolled her eyes: "In this way you can become the most eye-catching cub on this show."

"Keeping turtles doesn't suit my temperament."

Yan Jinchou's shameless words made Zhou Porridge, Liu Jian, and Lei Zun who listened to their noise all smile heartily.At this moment, the No.8 guest who was airborne came, and it was Boyi, the first-line fresh meat king.

The facial features are exquisite and monstrous, as soon as they meet each other, they feel that the air is much more motherly.

"Let everyone wait anxiously."

It was very polite, and he apologized directly when he came up.

Zhou Porridge quickly waved his hand, "There is no rush, we were chatting earlier."

At this time, Xiao Xiangxiang made a 'humming' sound to indicate that she was urgent to urinate, so Yan Ying shouted a word of impoliteness, and ran outside with Xiao Xiangxiang, letting Xiao Xiangxiang find a place to solve her physiological needs by herself.

When Xiao Xiangxiang finished peeing and Yan Ying led her back, the groups had already been divided.

That is to say, starting tomorrow, the two groups of players will compete.Yan Ying, Tian Mi, Yan Jin, and Lin Yunshen were grouped together, Zhou Porridge, Liu Jian, Lei Zun, and Wang Boyi were grouped together.Nothing else, just pay attention to equality between men and women.