[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

"It should be like this." Ji Yanzhi smiled and said to Sikong Shu on the other end of the phone: "However, your cousin Yang Yang said that he is an amateur and participated in the recording of "Romantic Travel" column."

"That's it. Then I have to tell him to work hard." Si Kongshu didn't care whether Ji Yanzhi on the other end of the phone could see it, after hanging up the phone gently, she called Yang Yang.

Ji Yanzhi was stunned for a moment, shrugged his shoulders, and put the phone in his trousers pocket indifferently when the blind tone of 'beep' came from the phone.

Yan Ying finished her phone call early and started cooking again.It was very slow and gentle, but the speed at which the food was reduced still amazed the members of the program team who were watching this side.

However, the reservedness of being a star made them reluctant to greet each other proactively, and only talked politely without losing embarrassment.

The overlord, Wen Renzheng, and the object of his pursuit, the little queen Gong Wei, arrived.Including the 'expert' Yang Yang, a total of eight people introduced themselves to the camera in the restaurant.At the same time, Peach Jam carrying the 'Interstellar Live Broadcasting System' began to introduce the luxury cruise ship 'Lady Liberty' known throughout the entire Aquamarine B-213 by 'wearing earphones' facing the virtual screen.

Peach Jam is a person from Planet Aquamarine A-015, somehow bound by the 'interstellar live broadcast system', and has no less than ten 'survival live broadcasts'.

This interstellar jump, coming to the planet B-213 with Shuilanxing, is the [-]th live broadcast of survival.As long as she passes this time, she will be able to retire honorably and live in the planet of the 'Interstellar Broadcasting System'.

Peach Jam is very looking forward to it, so it showed a [-]% higher enthusiasm than before, and broadcast live anytime, anywhere.

The confident peach sauce didn't know that this "survival live broadcast" was unprecedentedly tragic, and as the "host", she could not use the audience's rewards to buy props needed for "survival", including water and food You have to find your own way to get the necessities...

That's why Peach Jam Zhejian Shensha was on the No.19 "Survival Live Broadcast", and finally the "Interstellar Live Broadcast System" was bound with Shang Doudou, who has done all kinds of ugly things in order to survive, and opened a new interstellar live broadcast.

Judging from the fact that Peach Jam died on the No.19 'Survival Live Broadcast', it is estimated that Shang Doudou also ended up like this. When he was about to leave the 'Interstellar Live Broadcast System', he broke down and fell into the sand.

This blatant conspiracy is also a conspiracy that makes Yan Ying feel disgusted as soon as she analyzes it.

After turning the whole Shui Lanxing upside down, he patted his ass and left.You are amazing with extraterrestrial technology, but my mother’s system was made by the agent of Heaven—Su Qingzhi, Mr. Su himself. Although 438 is very useless, at least it will not harm people, and then harm the world.

"I'm going to get some snacks!" Yan Ying deliberately said loudly to Ji Yanzhi: "In case you are hungry and don't want to go out of your room to have a midnight snack at the dessert house when you are spraying pesticides at night."

Ji Yanzhi also said loudly: "Okay, I'll go buy some wine."

The restaurant drinks and meals are free, and the drinks are free, which refers to general drinks. If the retail price of drinks is more than a hundred, they will be charged.For example, high-purity liquor such as Wuliangye and Moutai.

"Burning knives and red X Erguotou are good." Yan Ying commanded: "Take some of these two."

Burning knives and red X Erguotou are not expensive, ranging from a few dollars to tens of dollars.If tourists want it, the waiter in the restaurant will provide one for free. If they want more, they have to pay for it.And Ji Yanzhi's purpose is obviously not for buying, but for the purpose of buying, to check how many kinds of wine are in the wine rack where the wine is stored.

Liquor can be used to clean wounds. Although the taste is ecstasy, it can replace disinfectants.As for red wine, it can be used with meals or in cooking, both white wine and red wine are useful.

Ji Yanzhi glanced around casually, took a bottle of Moutai casually, and asked the waiter to ask for burning knives and red X Erguotou.

"Thanks to 800 yuan."

"Top Moutai?" Ji Yanzhi looked at the Moutai in his hand: "It's quite cheap."

This is irony, I don't know if the waiter heard it, but the smile on his face remained unchanged.

"Thanks for your patronage!"

Ji Yanzhi took out his bank card and scanned the QR code to pay.He held the Moutai he bought, the burning knife and the red X Erguotou as a gift, and waved to Yan Ying who was going to get some dim sum.

Yan Ying returned to the room with an 'okk' gesture, and happily walked in front, one after the other, back to the room.

On the first night, the sea was calm and the luxury cruise ship 'Statue of Liberty' was sailing on the high seas, brightly lit.The tourists on the luxury cruise ship had various carnivals, and there were people in the entertainment facilities on the fifth and sixth floors all night.In the early morning of the next day, just after dawn, a loud bang was heard, and the heavy-drafted "Statue of Liberty" hit the rocks.

In an instant, the tens of meters thick bottom of the ship was torn apart, and sea water seeped in.In an instant, the luxury cruise ship 'Statue of Liberty' began to tilt and sink at a super fast speed.

"Walk."

Ji Yanzhi immediately opened the window of the boat and pulled Yan Ying into the sea.

But it was too late, and then it was too late, at the moment when the two of them "jumped into the sea to commit suicide", the sea water stood upright over [-] meters high, directly submerging the luxury cruise ship "Statue of Liberty" sinking at an extremely fast speed.At the same time, a white light flashed, and Ji Yanzhi and Yan Ying, who were swimming in the sea, suddenly lost consciousness, and when they regained consciousness in the next second, they were already on the beach.

The hiking bag is still there, carried by Ji Yanzhi and Yan Ying.

Ji Yanzhi's expression was indifferent, he pursed his thin lips tightly and said nothing.On the contrary, Yan Ying brushed her long wet hair, and looked left and right with deep eyes.

"Welcome to the interstellar live broadcast room, the content of this live broadcast: Desert Island Survival."

The mechanical sound suddenly sounded above everyone's heads, and everyone looked up at the sky when they heard the sound.

The blue sky, which was supposed to be clear and cloudless, suddenly became pitch black.A piece of white cloth appeared in the middle section, and a series of data were continuously drawn across it.

All of this was so weird that everyone seemed to have lost their ability to speak, unable to speak.

"what happened?"

The director of the "Romantic Travel" column group panicked.

"Where's my camera? My..."

[A total of 1300 survivors participated in the "Desert Island Survival Live Streaming" this time, and will later join the Gamma Galaxy, Alpha Galaxy, X Galaxy, A-Galaxy, B-Galaxy... major webcast platforms.Finally, I would like to remind the survivors who participated in the "Desert Island Survival Live Broadcast" that interstellar live broadcast rooms are everywhere. In the next year, you will struggle to survive in the land abandoned by the gods. Try to survive, survivors, yours! Every move will be seen through the interstellar live broadcast room for intelligent life in the entire universe. ]

[...The next countdown will be countdown, ten, nine, eight... three, two, one, zero, the interstellar live broadcast room has connected to all major galaxies, thank you for watching, work hard, survivors. 】

The moment the mechanical sound disappeared, the curtain on the sky suddenly dissipated and scattered into pieces, lighting up the entire deserted island like stars.

Yan Ying silently looked away, even without Ji Yanzhi's reminder, she could guess that the stars are the live ball, so that everyone here can be broadcast live all the time.

"Land Abandoned by God? Interesting."

At the same time, live broadcast rooms with the title 'Planet Observation Log—Planet Shuilan B-213, Survival on a Deserted Island' appeared around the planet Shuilanxing B-213.And it is mandatory to watch, whether it is TV, online platforms, billboards in roadside squares, or mobile phones, you can only watch the interstellar live broadcast room.

[Hey, isn't this the "Romantic Travel" program group? Look at the bald director Liu, he is really embarrassed. 】

[No, no, director Liu is okay, look at that woman with colorful hair, crying bitterly like a dead parent. 】

[This is Peach Jam from Planet A_015 of Shuilanxing. It has successfully conducted 19 live broadcasts of survival, and this is No.19.Poor Peach Jam, who definitely doesn’t know about the No.[-] survival game, the interstellar broadcast room will not provide any help to the anchor. 】

[Upstairs, your words are so strange, are you from Earth? 】

[I am a seahorse orc from planet J-1001 in the Gamma galaxy, and planet Shuilan star B-213 has a beautiful blue sky and clear sea water. I don’t know if the seafood is good or not. 】

[...Seahorse orc?Is that what I mean?Ahhhhh, what is the water blue star B-213 planet, we are the earth, the earth! ! ! 】

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[Sure enough, people from weak and small planets always like to make a fuss.On the above, labor and management warn you not to swipe the screen, and then swipe the screen, as the captain of the Zerg, I must apply to the commander to attack the planet B-213 of the water blue star. 】

All of a sudden, the barrage popped up in the interstellar live broadcast room, which caused a lot of confusion.

The tension between countries is high, and they have made many phone calls, and they all focus on the interstellar live broadcast room that cannot be turned off and is mandatory to watch, secretly speculating whether this is the beginning of aliens' invasion of the earth.

At the same time, people on the deserted island began to make a mess.Ji Yanzhi and Yan Ying stood back to back, attacking and defending together.

Others, especially the "Romantic Travel" program recording team, were completely out of shape.The bald director Liu was looking for his electronic equipment everywhere, the two assistant directors were out of their minds, and even the staff forgot to comfort them.The three idols of the hot baby group hugged and trembled, in stark contrast to Gong Wei and Wen Renzhenghe who pretended to be calm and comforted each other.

"Brother Huo, what should we do?" King of Rock and Roll asked Kung Fu superstar Huo Qixing.