[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

"Tell me, other people's backyards are full of charms, but your backyard, Brother Emperor, is full of demons, monsters, sprites and monsters."

Yan Ying shook her head, her expression was so indescribable.

While the emperor was furious, his expression was quite indescribable, full of bitterness.

"Yingying, your emperor's elder brother is suffering."

After the bitterness, the emperor began to act stupid again.

That was really ugly, so stupid that Yan Ying didn't know what to say.Anyway, the disgust was all over his face, it was bright and glaring.

The emperor was irritated, and his whole heart felt as if soaked in lemons, and his heart was so sad.

"Yingying, how can you laugh at me."

"Heh, why don't you make people laugh when you're stupid? You really are an emperor, so overbearing!" Yan Ying was so angry that she didn't even bother to roll her eyelids.

The emperor was really thick-skinned, and immediately giggled.

"Good Yingying, just promise the emperor's brother. The emperor's brother will make you a princess and build you a princess mansion."

Yan Ying: "..."

— Nausea factor nine.

Yan Ying touched the goosebumps on her arms, they were densely packed, showing how greasy and crooked the emperor's pleading words were.

If it weren't for the fact that the emperor's surname was Ji, she would have...

"That's impossible." Yan Ying reiterated: "I'm just the princess. Even if the emperor's brother makes me a princess, I'm not qualified to interfere with the emperor's brother's harem rights. This is not to shirk responsibility, but... Brother emperor, you have to understand that you are the king of a country, you are the lord of the Forbidden City, if you want to control it, how can the harem be like that?"

To put it bluntly, even the emperor is lazy.

Not only are you lazy in state affairs, everything needs the Eight Sage Kings, the pillar of the Great Qin Dynasty, but even in private matters... you are paralyzed, you are the emperor, and all the women in the harem depend on you to live. If you are really determined, you will not be able to deal with those people A woman who has lost her mind?

Even if you are lazy, you feel that life is just like that, just muddle along.

To tell the truth, it is really thanks to the eight virtuous kings that Daqin did not perish due to this stinking virtue.

Her poor father is about to be forced into a model worker by his incompetent nephew. He still doesn't receive a salary and is the kind who does practical things!

Yan Ying lowered her eyes, and said after a while: "Brother Emperor, can you stand up for a while?"

——Take out your thick-skinned spirit, and use what you used to deal with me to deal with those Yingyingyanyans in your harem!

Thinking of this, Yan Ying couldn't hold back, and rolled her eyes again.

The emperor fell into deep thought, and the surroundings suddenly became quiet.

Ji Yi had already gone out, and came in with a fruit plate after a while.There are more than a dozen small tangerines in the fruit plate, small, no different from the sugar tangerines cultivated in later generations.Yan Ying took one, peeled off the skin carefully, and ate small petals.

Somewhat sour, not very sweet.But it is a rare fruit in this era, so Yan Ying simply opened the honey jar and dipped the citrus petals in the honey to eat.

As soon as the emperor looked back and saw...

"Your way of eating oranges is very unique." The emperor laughed loudly: "Like me, I like to eat them with soy sauce."

Ji Yi: "..."

Yan Ying: "..."

——Call me weird, don’t you!

Yan Ying rolled her eyes again, and groaned: "Eat fruit and dip it in honey, it's delicious when it's sweet."

Emperor: "I think dipping in soy sauce is good. It's sour, salty and occasionally sweet, just like life."

Yan Ying: "..."

I don't think it's obvious, but..."That's the portrayal of your life, Brother Emperor!"

The emperor nodded, and his mood became visibly depressed again.

But Yan Ying knew that the emperor was pretending, he was such a virtuous person, no, after pretending for a while, seeing that Yan Ying didn't respond, the emperor reluctantly accepted the depression.

"If you can't keep the child, then you can't keep it." The emperor said seriously: "But I just had a miscarriage, I'm afraid it's not easy to move, so let Mrs. Chun stay in the eight virtuous prince's mansion and go back to the palace after confinement."

Yan Ying glanced at him coldly. "It's okay for people to live here, but I don't have the spare time to enlighten Mrs. Chun. If she can't think about it, she will hang herself to save herself. Is it bad luck?"

The emperor was stunned for a moment, and said again: "Yingying said it's a problem, then when I go back to the palace, I should bring Mrs. Chun with me."

Yan Ying didn't say anything else, but took a look at the sky.Today is completely dark, as a cousin, even if you don't like the emperor's innocence, it is impossible to drive him out at this time.

"Set the meal." Yan Ying turned to look at the emperor: "What does the emperor's brother want to eat?"

Emperor: "Actually, I'm not very picky about food."

Yan Ying: "Oh."

Emperor: "A pair of roasted pig's trotters, and a roasted chicken, by the way, the famous dish 'Through my black hair and your hand'. Ouch, the ancestor's name is so unique, when will I be able to achieve such a state? high!"

Yan Ying: "..."

——It's confirmed, the founding king of the Great Qin Empire, called Ji Yun, must be Lao Ji!

—Through your hand through my black hair.

——Kelp stewed trotters!

——It’s really you, Lao Ji!

Yan Ying suddenly didn't want to vomit, and ordered the cook in the kitchen to cook the dishes ordered by the emperor.A full table, 46 dishes, or to see the emperor's presence, only to make an exception.

Eunuch Zhang, who was serving beside the emperor, had a distressed look on his face.

There are only a few dishes, and none of them seem to be as exquisite as the imperial meal.

Oh, the princess is so pitiful!

Yan Ying: "..."

Leng Buding met Eunuch Zhang's eyes, and Yan Ying immediately shivered.

This, could it be that the emperor is abnormal, and the people serving him are also mentally ill...

Yan Ying was speechless for a while, and then said: "Although these dishes are not as exquisite as imperial dishes, they taste very good."

"Then you should have a good taste."

Perhaps the foodie attribute has a long history, like Yan Ying and Lao Ji, are authentic foodies.If possible, never treat your own mouth badly.However, compared to Yan Ying who likes to pick and choose, Lao Ji is a rough man anyway, as long as it is edible, he will never refuse anyone who comes.

Like stinky tofu, Yan Ying especially likes to eat it.

Coincidentally, there were a few pieces of stinky tofu that smelled stinky and tasted delicious in the middle of the table.

Yan Ying stretched out her hand and put the fried stinky tofu in front of her, wrapped in a layer of crushed peanut and sesame seeds. Although there was no chili noodles, it was still delicious.Yan Ying almost took one bite at a time, defying the emperor's curious eyes, she ate up a plate of fried stinky tofu.

The emperor: "..." As expected, she was a real cousin, and she didn't even think about giving her first cousin a taste.

The emperor grabbed the roasted pig's trotter and bit it down fiercely in grief and anger. It was really delicious, and then he couldn't stop at all.

Soon the wolf-eating emperor and Yan Ying, who was eating gracefully, were full.The leftovers were taken away, while Yan Ying and the emperor each held a cup of tea, drank lazily, and talked about how to clean up the harem.

The emperor brought up this topic again, which means that he has given up his mind not to ask Yan Ying to join the army, but to discuss with Yan Ying how to clean up the demons and ghosts in the harem.

Yan Ying is right in saying that there is never a problem that the emperor cannot solve, the difference is only whether he wants to or not.As for those unscrupulous idiots in the harem who have been pampered to the point that they even forgot how to cover up, they are full of problems...

No, the next day, when the emperor returned to the Forbidden City, he simply threw the evidence on the faces of the imperial concubine, the two concubines, the four concubines, and the seven concubines, scaring the dozen or so people into a panic. dare not come out.

"For the sake of your respective families, all of you will be sent to the cold palace."

When the emperor had a cold face, he was particularly imposing.So when announcing the fate of one imperial concubine, two imperial concubines, four concubines, and seven concubines, the emperor kept his face cold throughout.The effect was obvious, the ten or so concubines were all dumbfounded, and it was almost half a beat before they thought of begging for mercy.

It's too late, the powerful father-in-laws have already come in, dragging the concubines, who usually show off their power and persecute others, out of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, regardless of the huge amount of money they spent on specially raising their incomparably delicate skin, He took them rudely into a desolate cold palace full of ruins.

In an instant, choking whimpers sounded one after another.

Among them, the imperial concubine who ascended the throne of empress with the title of "the most hopeful" cried the most.

"The emperor is so ruthless, he actually disregarded the relationship between husband and wife for several years, and didn't even give me a chance to defend himself, and sent me to the cold palace directly."

The sound was heart-piercing, so shrill.only……

Husband and wife?

Have it?

The emperor did not establish a queen, and the position of the imperial concubine was said to be a deputy queen, but she was not actually a concubine. Why did the imperial concubine think that she was the emperor's wife, and kept talking about the relationship between husband and wife?

Is it true that the emperor is so naive and stupid that he can't see the essence of femme fatale?

To put it bluntly, it just depends on whether the emperor wants to deal with it.

If you don't want to deal with it, the imperial concubine will be fine, and continue to suppress other concubines arrogantly; if you want to deal with it, you will end up in the cold palace now.

Obviously, Yan Ying's words, and the fact that Chun Guiren had a miscarriage less than a day after leaving the palace to protect her pregnancy deeply stimulated the emperor.The emperor, who felt that he could no longer pamper him, rose up just once, and not only met the divergent eyes of the surviving concubines in the harem, but also the civil and military officials...

However, their focus is obviously no longer on the same channel as the emperor.When the civil and military officials were directly in court, they jointly wrote a letter for the emperor to be the queen.

"A country cannot last forever without a king. Similarly, a harem cannot live without a queen." Zhou Yushi said generously: "If a house is not taken care of by a mistress, it will be in chaos. The reason why Concubine Ming, Concubine Li and others dared to blatantly persecute the Dragon Heir, leaving Lord Long Live childless, is because there is no empress in the harem."

Emperor: "From Zhou Aiqing's point of view, it seems that the empress of the palace is described as a clay sculpture of a Bodhisattva. As long as the empress of the palace is there, all ghosts, ghosts, ghosts and sprites will not dare to appear?"

Zhao Shangshu echoed: "Long Live Lord, Mr. Zhou is very right."

"I didn't ask you." The emperor said angrily, "What I mean is that I will think about it carefully."

Zhou Yushi, Zhao Shangshu and other civil and military officials looked at each other, thinking that what the emperor said was evasion.

So Zhou Yushi said again: "May I ask how long Long Live Lord plans to think?"

"How long can you think about it?" The emperor replied angrily: "Naturally, I think about it clearly, that's when I think about it."

Civil and military officials: "..."

"That's right." The emperor decisively changed the subject and said, "I remember that the Eighth Emperor Uncle went to the Jianghuai area to investigate the case, and it has been two months. Why hasn't there been any news?"