[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

"What is his purpose?" Yan Ying said: "No matter what you do, there is a purpose. The iron shoe thief reappeared after 15 years. His purpose must be beyond people's imagination."

Gong Jiu: "For example..."

"For example..." Yan Ying took a deep breath, pretending to be deep and said: "I feel that Playboy didn't die in his hands 15 years ago, it was a failure, a failure that must be erased, so even after 15 years, everything will be forgotten Under the circumstances, I still choose to appear. Just to eliminate the failure."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Hua Manlou chuckled, "That makes sense."

Gong Jiu pouted, obviously not very happy.Not to Yan Ying, but to Hua Man Lou, to be precise, to Yan Ying's attention other than him.

Gong Jiu was very angry and very angry.

And the way he gets angry is childish.

Sighing in his nose, he turned around and left.

Yan Ying was speechless, so she followed her like a young daughter-in-law before turning away.

Lu Xiaofeng clasped his arms around his chest, shook his head and sighed miraculously for a long while. "Sure enough, girls who are capable are all famous and beautiful."

Hua Manlou: "You shouldn't have said that to me."

"Just forgot."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled indifferently, and then talked to Hua Manlou for a while.It wasn't until the night became more hazy that most of the guests had fallen asleep again, that Lu Xiaofeng took his leave and went back to the guest room to rest.

Did not rest very well.

Let's put it this way, one night passed, and Wu Daxia, who didn't show up in the commotion last night, died, and was murdered quietly just like in the original plot. The scene of the crime left the unique mark of the iron shoe thief.

Peach Blossom Castle suddenly became commotion.

Who, who, who killed Wu Daxia?

Could it be that the iron shoe thief is really not dead, the murderer is the iron shoe thief.

In order to investigate the cause of Wu Daxia's death, the six-door police officer Jin Jiuling insisted on blocking the scene.

After the investigation, the clues vaguely point to the beautiful woman from the Western Regions and the maverick Prince Taiping.

"I admit, I did it." Gong Jiu smiled brightly, happily taking the blame on himself.

Yan Ying was speechless, very speechless.

"Shut up, you." Yan Ying said angrily, "Why are there no clues pointing to me? Obviously, I am the one who is good at using Gu poison!"

Lu Xiaofeng: "Actually, what is most likely is actually the least likely. In the same way, what is least likely is most likely."

"Master Lu is talking about tongue twisters?" Gong Jiudao: "I don't seem to understand, Mr. Lu might as well explain it carefully."

Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng really told Gong Jiu all the meanings he wanted to express in detail.But, besides the unimportant ailment of Lu Chi, Gong Jiu also doesn't understand numbers very well.

Let's put it this way, if you ask Gong Jiu, if seventeen out of one hundred people die, how many people are left?Maybe Gong Jiu will really find a hundred people, kill seventeen, and then count the remaining people before he can answer.

Lu Xiaofeng said a lot, Gong Jiu was dizzy and only understood one meaning.The Iron Shoes Bandit was hiding among the guests who came to celebrate Hua Ruling's birthday.

"Obviously." Gong Jiu said angrily, "This son's cousin said this before."

Yan Ying ate snacks in silence, ignoring Gong Jiu who despised Lu Xiaofeng's strengths because of her own weaknesses.

Lu Xiaofeng: "Girl Gu Immortal is intelligent, few people can match her."

Gong Jiu sneered, causing Yan Ying to stare.

Gong Jiu kept his mouth shut, and Hua Manlou said at this time: "Hua didn't say that he remembered all the guests who came and went, but he also remembered seven or eight. Among them, the iron shoe thief was the least likely. Doctor Song."

Yan Ying: "Song Miracle Doctor? Since he is called a Miracle Doctor, have you ever heard of someone he saved?"

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head hesitantly: "In terms of reputation alone, it seems that Song Miracle Doctor is not as famous as Gu Immortal girl."

Gong Jiu: "It means that his medical skills are not good, and you are not as outstanding as your cousin."

Yan Ying: "Actually, the reason why I'm famous is because of the good publicity. Not to mention, my cousin's emperor's cousin has made me go back to the palace to see a doctor many times."

"He asked you to see a doctor?" Gong Jiu's voice became high. "There is something wrong with him. There are so many imperial physicians in the palace who don't use them, so why bother you?"

Yan Ying: "..."

——If Emperor Wanli knew that you disliked him and had something wrong with him, he would definitely give you a first-class meal.

Yan Ying wiped away the non-existent sweat stains on her forehead, ignored Gong Jiu who was probably convulsed again, and started chatting with Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou about Miracle Doctor Song.In the end, the three of them unanimously decided to find a good way to test Miracle Doctor Song.

Then, without going into details about the trial process, it is almost the same as the original plot anyway.In the end, when strange things happened in Peach Blossom Castle, it was determined that Doctor Song was the iron shoe thief.Because of an absurd dream of the head of the country, the iron shoe thief tried several times to steal the Bohai Jade Buddha entrusted by the King of Bohai to Hua Ruling, but he missed a few moves and died at the hands of Master Kuzhi.

At this point, the story of the iron shoe thief came to an end.As the eldest son, although Gong Jiu often forgets his identity as the eldest son of Prince Taiping, he still remembers the critical moments.

No, when he was about to leave Peach Blossom Castle, Gong Jiu specially learned Yan Ying's yin and yang way of speaking, and connoted a handful of Hua Ruling, which made Hua Ruling rush to entrust the King of Bohai to him to keep the Bohai Jade Buddha It was handed over to Emperor Wanli for safekeeping, and the euphemistic name is: Only the real dragon emperor is eligible to own the treasures of heaven, material and earth.

Gong Jiu: "..."

Yan Ying: "..."

Gong Jiu was very angry, and immediately ran into the palace angrily, opened Emperor Wanli's private treasury in front of Emperor Wanli, picked, picked, picked, and finally chose a pink... apron?

Wait, a pink bellyband?

How did the bellyband appear in the personal private treasury of Emperor Wanli?

Gong Jiu held her pink bellyband and shook it.

"Hey, the emperor's cousin's hobbies are quite unique. He actually kept the apron, or the pink apron, in his private treasury." Full of ridicule, he only wanted to give Emperor Wanli a thumbs up.

Emperor Wanli's black line: "I don't know, Xiao Jiuxin?"

Certainly not.

Gong Jiu smiled, and carefully looked at the pink bellyband in his hand, and found it was brand new, so he stuffed it into his sleeve.

Emperor Wanli: "..."

"Go back to my cousin." Gong Jiu smiled: "The pink color matches my cousin best."

Emperor Wanli: "..."

"Xiao Jiu, you can't just give girls things casually." Emperor Wanli, who had come back to his senses, talked to Gong Jiu in the tone of a close brother: "Xiao Jiu, believe your emperor's brother, you give Miss Yan Ying this thing. , she will definitely drive you from the upper street to the lower street with a riding whip."

Emperor Wanli didn't know, if he didn't say so, maybe Gong Jiu would hesitate.But as soon as he said that, Gong Jiu...began to get excited, and even fantasized about Yan Ying holding a whip and driving him from the street to the street.

It was... so exciting.

Gong Jiu grinned, his tiger teeth sparkling.

"Thank you cousin for reminding me." Gong Jiu said very happily: "I got my wish, Xiao Jiu will definitely bring good wine to drink with my cousin."

After all, Gong Jiuyang left the Forbidden City.

Emperor Wanli fell into contemplation for a long while, asking around quietly.

"Xiao Jiu, what does this mean?"

They looked at each other left and right, and shook their heads, saying they didn't know.

"Young lady, how can you be a thief."

Emperor Wanli uttered a mantra, and suddenly realized that it seemed impossible to say this sentence in this occasion, not to mention that if Gong Jiu was a thief, then according to the relationship between the relatives of the nine clans, wouldn't he, the Son of Heaven, also be a thief?

So Emperor Wanli changed his way of speaking and began to admire Yan Ying's beauty. It's a pity that Gong Jiu fell in love with Yan Ying.

Left and right guards: "..."

"But I heard that Ms. Yan Ying looks very similar to the deceased former Princess Taiping. Hey, do you think... Xiao Jiu..." Emperor Wanli rubbed his chin and spoke from the bottom of his heart.

"Did Xiaojiu treat Ms. Yan Ying as her mother?"

Left and right guards: "..."

***

Gong Jiu, who was about to anger Yan Ying and asked Yan Ying to give him a loving twitch, sneezed three times in a row.

"Some people must be slandering this son."

Gong Jiu rubbed his nose, and the next moment he was almost hit in the face by a vase falling head-on.

"Get lost, old lady." Yan Yingzhong roared angrily.

Gong Jiu: "...I haven't given you a gift yet."

"No." Yan Ying folded her arms around her chest, leaning against the doorway, and said angrily, "Your gifts have always been aimed at making money. I don't want to be angry."

Gong Jiu: "This time it's a good thing, I got it from my cousin's private treasury."

Yan Ying looked at Gong Jiu suspiciously, but remained silent.

Gong Jiu hurried up and brought out the so-called 'treasure' from the emperor's private treasury.

Yan Ying: "..."

Yan Ying looked at Gong Jiu in shock, unable to believe it.

"You said this thing...was taken out of the emperor's private treasury?"

——Holy shit, what kind of strange creatures are the emperors of the Ming Dynasty!

Yan Ying was dumbfounded and fell into deep memories.

At this time, Gong Jiu made another unexpected move.

He didn't know where to find a whip and stuffed it into Yan Ying's hand.

"Cousin, I know you are very angry, just hit me." The tone was deep, with undisguised joy.

Yan Ying: "???"

——Why are you not surprised by this scene?

Yan Ying drooped her eyes and looked at the ground sadly, but she didn't look at Gong Jiu.

"Quick... hit me with a whip." Gong Jiu said urgently.Just thinking about the picture of her dripping blood made Gong Jiu fall ill on the spot.

Yan Ying: "..."

"Cousin!" Seeing that she was not moving, Gong Jiu was stunned for a moment, and said dumbly, "Cousin, don't you love me anymore?"

paralysis!To love you is to whip you with a horsewhip.

Yan Ying rolled her eyes frantically, and finally couldn't help raising her hand, and stuffed a Gu worm into the mouth of Gong Jiu, who had fallen ill again.

"Hey, there are many ways to make you feel pain." Yan Yingxiao, after all, chose to perish in perversion with Gong Jiu, the shivering M.