[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!

Yan Ying wanted to laugh, but in fact, she really couldn't help laughing.

Big trotters.

Yan Ying's first reaction was to refer to the smelly man.

The second reaction is that the Empress Dowager Zhou is very trendy;

The third reaction is, if you eat such a greasy meal, aren't you afraid of high blood pressure?

"It's not that eating meat is bad for a smile, it's just that the combination of meat and vegetables is responsible for the body." In order to hide her smile, Yan Ying squeezed a palace fan to cover her mouth.It was so perfunctory that Zhu Jianshen still found an obvious smile from her foxy moves.

Zhu Jianshen actually wanted to laugh too.

The problem is, that's his own mother, and life is full of rural atmosphere, and that's also his own mother, so you can't put your dislike on the surface.

"The queen mother, she just likes this one." Zhu Jianshen said helplessly: "As the emperor, the biological mother has become the empress dowager, and she has a little hobby. Can I still cheat the biological mother in food for the sake of a few big pig's hooves?"

Yan Ying: "Yes, I know Dalang's intentions."

After a pause, Yan Ying said again: "I just say that because the big pig's trotters are very greasy, and it's really bad for the body."

Zhu Jianshen: "If the queen mother wants to leave the palace and go to Wanfo Temple to pray for blessings, she can go. I hope that the vegetarian dishes at the Wanfo Temple will allow the queen mother to stay for a longer period of time, at least not to return to the palace in a hurry every other day."

Yan Ying was taken aback when she heard the words, then said uncertainly, "Probably not."

No wonder!

In fact, the Empress Dowager Zhou regretted it on the first day she went out of the palace to pray at the Wanfo Temple.The prosperity of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple is inseparable from the good craftsmanship of the chefs.But for the Empress Dowager Zhou, who can never leave her meals without big pig's trotters, and who has kept her filial piety for Ming Yingzong for a year, it seems that her parents have died. No matter how delicious vegetarian food is, it is not meat.

Eating vegetarian food and thinking of staying in Wanfo Temple for a month, didn't the Empress Dowager Zhou regret her death?

That's right, if you regret your death, you have to stay in the Ten Thousand Buddhas Temple for a full month, otherwise, returning to the palace will be the result of being with Empress Dowager Qian, eating fast and chanting Buddha a little bit.

When the Empress Dowager Zhou remembered that this was specially ordered by Zhu Jianshen before leaving the palace, she felt sad for a while.

Hey, since my son became the emperor and secured his position, he has become cold-blooded and ruthless day by day.In the past, the emperor's son could still listen to her quietly, but now, he just got impatient and walked away after listening for a while.

And also asked her not to cause trouble to Wan Shi who was in charge of palace affairs.

"What does it mean to cause trouble?" Back in the meditation room, the Empress Dowager Zhou was still extremely aggrieved. "Isn't the Ai family just wanting a pair of auspicious luck and joy? Why doesn't the Wan family understand? Obviously the Ai family wants to let her go and let her be the queen."

Caier, Kuer: ...

——Thank you, your old man’s patience, the imperial concubine, oh, no, she gave birth to a pair of auspicious ones, and the empress who is sure to be the current queen does not want to bear it at all. What kind of drama will happen.

Hua'er wiped away the tears from her mouth, and complimented: "Empress Dowager, one month is very fast."

Empress Dowager Zhou: "The Ai family now understands what it means to live like a year."

Cai'er, Ku'er: ... No, no, no, it's just because the big pig's trotters you like are not provided in the temple at all.

Cao'er sighed: "Empress Dowager, why don't Cao'er go to the master chef who is in charge of the spoon to discuss and make some Yong Tau Foo that tastes like big pig's trotters."

Empress Dowager Zhou had nothing to say now, because she would cry if she said too much.

Or the tears she asked for in exchange.

Woohoo, the emperor is not filial.Why don't you know how to persuade her.

The more she thought about it, the Empress Dowager Zhou began to cry again, and the four maids who served her looked at each other in blank dismay. In the end, they all lowered their heads, allowing the Empress Dowager Zhou to play every day.

No way, this is one of the few entertainments for widows.

If they didn't even care about Yan Ying, they wouldn't dare to care about them as servants.No, the news reached the Forbidden City, and Yan Ying, who controlled the entire harem, had six small black dots printed on her forehead.

"???" Yan Ying said speechlessly, "Our empress dowager has reached menopause, right?"

Cai He: "Uh, empress, it's hard for a servant to answer."

"Is there anything difficult to answer." Yan Ying gave a 'heh', and continued to be angry: "But I didn't expect that our empress dowager would have so many dramas because of the big pig's hooves."

Caihe couldn't keep his composure now, he almost laughed out loud.

Just at this time, Caiju came in and said that the crown prince and princess woke up at the same time.Yan Ying didn't have the time to worry about the obvious problem with her brain, the Empress Dowager Zhou was either singing a monkey show or on the way to sing a monkey show every day, she just smiled and was hugged by Zhu Youkai and Zhu Linglin.

Human cubs are the cutest creatures in the world. As long as they babble with their mouths, they will feel better.

No, the more Yan Ying teases the two children, the better her mood will be. Even the Empress Dowager Zhou is a weird and funny comparison, and Zhu Jianshen has inherited this miraculously, so she didn't think about it deeply.

After a while, Zhu Jianshen came to Kunning Palace to report ahead of time.

He was only 19 years old, and he will still be a child in later generations, but he has already become a father.

He usually looks steady, but in front of Yan Ying, he will still reveal his true nature.

"Sister Zhen, the child really looks like you." Zhu Jianshen said happily.

It's very interesting, Zhu Youkai, who was canonized as the crown prince at birth, doesn't look very much like Zhu Jianshen, but looks [-]% like Yan Ying.As for the daughter Zhu Linglin, she is [-]% like Zhu Jianshen.

It's not that Yan Ying dislikes Zhu Jianshen.

It is mainly their ancestor Zhu Yuanzhang who established the Ming Dynasty. He has a shoehorn face.Although it has been genetically improved by generations of outstanding women, but, you have to believe that there is a phenomenon of atavism.

For example, Zhu Jianshen's father, and Zhu Jianshen himself.

It’s not that Zhu Jianshen hid Zhu Yuanzhang’s shoehorn face after several generations, but that Zhu Jianshen has a handsome appearance, but besides his stuttering problem, he has a little facial incongruity, such as a little big and small eyes, ah, no, yes One eye with single eyelid and one eye with double eyelid.

Of course, Yan Ying's favorite is his pear dimple, she smiled slightly, it was simply...

Anyway, Yan Ying thinks her little man is very pleasing to the eye, but Yan Ying feels particularly bad about her daughter's appearance.

I always feel that if my daughter is not a princess, it will be difficult to marry in the future.

Thinking of this, Yan Ying sighed slightly. "Yes, the crown prince looks like a concubine, but the eldest princess looks like a big man."

"It feels a little sour." Zhu Jianshen thought about it, feeling that he should be sad, and hurriedly said: "Sister Zhen is beautiful and beautiful, so it's great to be like Sister Zhen."

"It's not bad to look like Dalang."

Yan Ying pursed her lips and smiled, and asked the left and right attendants to carry the child down to rest.

After playing with both of them for so long, the child yawned.

In the evening, not long after dinner, Yan Ying started talking about Empress Dowager Qian.

Because nothing happened, and Empress Dowager Qian kept her own place, so she finished speaking with a few words.Turning to the Sichuan-Shu Yanjingwei earthquake.

As mentioned earlier, the late Ming Dynasty was the Little Ice Age.

The Little Ice Age began in the 13th century, peaked in the 17th century, and finally slowed down about 200 years ago.At its peak, famine raged across northern Europe.

Some believe that half the population of Norway and Sweden died in the famine.At the same time, ice and snow are spreading all over the world: parts of Ethiopia are covered with snow, crops in China are not harvested, and the surface of Lake Superior is beginning to freeze...

In other words, the Little Ice Age was a global phenomenon.

It lasted for several centuries, and the Ming Dynasty just caught up, and it reached its peak in the late Ming Dynasty.

As for the present, now in December of the first year of Chenghua in 1465 AD, from the beginning of the first year of Chenghua, the drought in Shaanxi, and the current earthquake in Sichuan and Sichuan are all reflections of the coming peak of the Little Ice Age.

Let’s not talk about other things, anyway, Yan Ying is keenly aware that the winter last year was extremely cold, if Zhu Jianshen hadn’t been diligent in governing and loving the people in her subtle transformation, in just one winter, many old people in Daming would have froze to death. Weak women and children.

But even so, when it was snowing heavily, it was reported that the houses were crushed by the snow, and countless people were frozen to death and injured.

In other words, the empress dowagers of the two palaces ate the Vegetarian Buddha in the Buddhist Hall of the Compassionate Ning Palace and the Wanfo Temple outside the palace respectively. Apart from stretching their claws randomly and being cleaned up quickly and accurately by Yan Ying, they also gained their reputation.

Well, Empress Dowager Qian should have thought so. As for Empress Dowager Zhou, who is so stubborn, she was probably trying to save herself from steaming steamed buns.

Yan Ying wiped away the crocodile tears from secretly laughing, and told Zhu Jianshen her plans for tomorrow.

"My concubine plans to go out of the palace and set up porridge sheds in the guards of the capital to serve porridge." Yan Ying paused, and then said: "As for the Sichuan and Shu Yanjing Wei Dilong turning around, Da Lang should send a hard-working imperial envoy to arrange disaster relief. .”

"I just pardoned the world because of the birth of auspiciousness, but it didn't take long before Yanjingwei turned over on the spot." When he said this, Zhu Jianshen couldn't help gnashing his teeth. "If I hadn't had a sudden idea and shifted the matter to my father's ruthlessness to the emperor's uncle (Emperor Ming Jing Zhu Qiyu), maybe I would have to condemn myself, saying that I caused the natural disaster because of my lack of virtue."

Another way is to say that the state-owned traitors are the reason for the continuous natural disasters.And there is no one else who is called a treacherous concubine except Yan Ying, an 'old' concubine.Many times, selfish kings will choose the last one.Push all the responsibility on Concubine Ai, let her die in infamy.

But Zhu Jianshen never thought of choosing this kind of choice at all. He would rather choose to sin against himself than let his beloved sister Zhen die of infamy.

Fortunately, a good idea is very important, even if he cheated his dead father, Zhu Jianshen, who chose to prove Ming Jing Emperor Zhu Qiyu, deeply felt that he was an ordinary little genius.

Whoops, he's really smart.Must ask for a hug!