[Quick Transmigration] Heard I'm a bad woman!
Chapter 24 The deformation meter is being staged next door
Not to mention Wang Kaicheng's family, relatives and friends gather together to "hahaha" lively, let's talk about Yan Ying's side...
Yan Ying is the heroine, and the center should revolve around her.
And MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter" can be called the turning point of the original owner's fate. The original owner never thought of becoming famous by a show that relies on the exchange of children's lives between the two families as a selling point, but the original owner relied on MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter" After walking out of the mountain, although the ending can be called miserable, at least the original owner of Fugui Jinhua has enjoyed it.
Moreover, the fate of the original owner, the current Yan Ying cannot pry into it.
It can only be said that Yan Ying had a premonition somewhere, and Yan Ying subconsciously chose to hide away during the hot filming of "XX Deformation Meter", when the heat was high, and she also thought that "XX Deformation Meter" should be over in Xiaxi Village. Only then did it reappear.
Now Yan Ying is actually very regretful, especially when Wang Kaicheng, the bum, came to ask for her phone number, saying that he wanted to keep in touch; then He Yating and Lu Jiaren, who had no social relations at all, also came to ask for her phone number.
Well, in this case, if you don't want to give them all, or give them all, and only give one or two things, Yan Ying's emotional intelligence can't do it at all.
Even if she knew she would regret it, Yan Ying...
What the hell, the more I think about it, the sadder it becomes. Yan Ying really wants to cry, especially the moment she received the 'harassment'.
Yan Ying looked at the phone that kept ringing non-stop, speechless to depressed, it was a quick process.Then depression turns into rage, and the process is faster.But when the phone was picked up, the indifferent and ruthless voice that wanted to show instantly turned into a sweet broadcast voice.
"The customer you dialed is busy, please try again later."
Then decisively hung up the phone and turned off the phone.When the guy on the other end of the phone called again, another female voice reminded him that the phone had been turned off.
"Isn't that the solution?"
At this moment, Yan Ying felt that she had already stood at the pinnacle of her life. She was speechless, depressed, and irritable. They were all gone, and some were just incomparably happy.
Yan Ying admired herself so much that she decided to go to the town tomorrow to deactivate her current mobile phone number and apply for a new one.
Thinking of this, Yan Ying hummed a weird song and walked into the kitchen.After worrying about it for a while, she starved to death.After eating the meal, go to sleep and go back to sleep.So it's better to be alone, and you can do whatever you want.
On the other side, Cousin Ji, who dialed the number with Wang Kaicheng's mobile phone, fell into deep thought.
Afterwards, Ji Qingzhang threw the phone back to Wang Kaicheng. "I did not answer."
"Miss Fairy must know that I didn't call, so she didn't answer."
Wang Kaicheng spoke confidently, causing Ji Qingzhang to look at him coldly.
"No, I thought you were stupid. I didn't want to deal with idiots, so I pretended to be customer service and hung up the phone."
Ji Qingzhe's words pointed directly at the center of the problem, piercing Wang Kaicheng's little heart full of holes.
Wang Kaicheng clutched his chest weakly, pointing at Ji Qingxuan with trembling fingers. "You, you, you, do you still love my good cousin?"
Ji Qingzhen retorted decisively: "No, I have always only liked smart people, and I have no feelings for idiots."
Wang Kaicheng watched silently, and after a long while, said quietly: "Anyway, you just despise me for being stupid."
Ji Qingzhang: "Now I finally have self-knowledge."
Wang Kaicheng said 'hehe' twice: "Even if you dislike me again, it won't change the fact that I am your cousin."
"It's such a sad thing."
Ji Qing sneered, fully expressing his contempt for Wang Kaicheng and his crushing in terms of IQ.
However, no matter how hard he is crushed, Wang Kaicheng's IQ cannot increase.In addition to being 'robbed' of his mobile phone, the furious Wang Kaicheng unilaterally declared his feud with Ji Qingxuan.
"Why should I stay at your house?" Wang Kaicheng whispered. "It's because of you that Miss Fairy ignores me."
——People don't want to talk to you all the time, okay?
Wang Kaicheng had lost his basic self-knowledge at this time, and Ji Qingzhang was too lazy to talk to the idiot, so he just looked away silently, and turned on the TV the next moment, and ZY TV's "News Network" just happened to be broadcast.
Ji Qingzhang watched it with relish, and Wang Kaicheng didn't make any more fuss, and watched it together.However, according to Wang Kaicheng's stupid and cute character, he lost interest within a few minutes and yawned aside.
Soon the half-hour "News Network" came to an end.Ji Qingzhang glanced at Wang Kaicheng who was extremely bored, and immediately changed the channel to MG Satellite TV.
Wang Kaicheng's spirit suddenly became excited.
After a few minutes of commercial time, "XX Deformation Meter" began to play.The opening narration, which is already too familiar, sounds, and in the picture, a bus is driving fast on the highway.
Unlike the live broadcast, where you can only watch one side selectively, the post-production staff of the "XX Deformation Meter" program group took the bus with three urban children to Xiaxi Village, and the bus drove Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua brothers and sisters out. The pictures of parents going to the city in the countryside were edited together.
Wang Kaicheng watched intently, making a 'tsk tsk' sound from time to time.
"I remember that on the way, He Yating and Lu Jiaren, the plastic cousins, had an argument. Why did the editing behind the scenes edit this out?" Wang Kaicheng said wisely. "It's not to create a greater conflict effect. As for He Yating's bad temper, tsk, in fact, there will be conflicts all the time whether it is edited or not."
Ji Qingzhe glanced at Wang Kaicheng again, and soon, in about a second, he looked away again.
Wang Kaicheng didn't feel it, and was still staring at the TV intently.
At this time, the picture on the TV screen has shown two opposite big buses arriving at their destinations respectively.
The bus bound for Xiaxi Village stopped at the entrance of the village at the same time as the opening remarks came to an end.Wang Kaicheng, with his colorful hair, got out of the bus first.The image of the colorful golden pheasant provoked the villagers of Xiaxi Village who gathered at the entrance of the village consciously to see the surprise, whispering and discussing.
At the same time, Yan Ying was called by Mrs. Wang's family next door to watch TV at the old village head's house.
There are other villagers from Xiaxi Village at the old village head's house.The crowded and small living room definitely couldn't fit in. The old village head simply asked his sons to move the widescreen TV and put it in the yard. It was so lively that everyone gathered together to watch it Very happy.
"At the beginning, I said that there are many exotic flowers in the city. We ordinary people had better not enter the city easily, or we would be tricked. It is our Cuihua (Aunt Wang) who has the means to take the young ladies and gentlemen from the city. , it can be cured submissively."
The person who spoke was Mrs. Wang's old relative, and she didn't call her eldest sister on weekdays, but Cuihua Cuihua.
Sometimes Aunt Wang gets angry, and sometimes she doesn't bother to pay attention.But at this time, Aunt Wang was undoubtedly happy. While staring at the TV screen intently, she replied cheerfully: "Oh, there is no way to do this. I usually take Xiaoshu Xiaohua like this. And I am also a program team So what the director requested, let me treat the colorful golden pheasant, the bull devil king, and the man with glasses as little trees and flowers."
The old village head's wife laughed loudly.
Because at this time, the colorful chicken just happened to be placed, bah, Wang Kaicheng got off the bus first, and flirted with colorful hair coquettishly.
This scene was so funny that all the people watching the show burst into laughter, including Yan Ying, who couldn't help but laugh.I know that Wang Kaicheng is stupid from beginning to end, the key is that he has no self-knowledge and is so narcissistic that he thinks that the image he appears is the most handsome in the universe.
Look at this mentally retarded operation, it makes people feel out of their wits.
"Keep watching, keep watching."
The old village head's wife stopped laughing and yelled at everyone to be quiet and continue to stare at the TV screen.
At this time, the show had already broadcast until Yan Ying appeared, and the post-stage staff mischievously gave five-cent special effects to the three urban children who had received a critical attack on their face value--'stared at the dog' four big ones, with lightning Special effects of the Song typeface.
The villagers started talking again.
"I used to think that our Xiaxi village is outstanding, and it's easy to produce beautiful women. Look at us, Yan Ying, who is as beautiful as a fairy on weekdays. I didn't expect to be on TV. She is more beautiful than many big stars."
"That's right, she is prettier than some big stars. Like the filming of "Four Beauties" in the last audition, look at the four beauties who were selected to play the four beauties, one by one ugly. Especially Concubine Yang, that actress is as fat as a bird ball."
"Don't insult the ball, the ball is as round as Tiao Linlin?" Wang Xiaohua interrupted suddenly, causing many women and sisters-in-law to look sideways.
"Little Hua, you have to be serious about studying." An old woman said earnestly, "Don't follow the kids in the city to chase after stars. The best way out for us rural kids is to study."
Yan Ying is the heroine, and the center should revolve around her.
And MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter" can be called the turning point of the original owner's fate. The original owner never thought of becoming famous by a show that relies on the exchange of children's lives between the two families as a selling point, but the original owner relied on MG Satellite TV's "XX Deformation Meter" After walking out of the mountain, although the ending can be called miserable, at least the original owner of Fugui Jinhua has enjoyed it.
Moreover, the fate of the original owner, the current Yan Ying cannot pry into it.
It can only be said that Yan Ying had a premonition somewhere, and Yan Ying subconsciously chose to hide away during the hot filming of "XX Deformation Meter", when the heat was high, and she also thought that "XX Deformation Meter" should be over in Xiaxi Village. Only then did it reappear.
Now Yan Ying is actually very regretful, especially when Wang Kaicheng, the bum, came to ask for her phone number, saying that he wanted to keep in touch; then He Yating and Lu Jiaren, who had no social relations at all, also came to ask for her phone number.
Well, in this case, if you don't want to give them all, or give them all, and only give one or two things, Yan Ying's emotional intelligence can't do it at all.
Even if she knew she would regret it, Yan Ying...
What the hell, the more I think about it, the sadder it becomes. Yan Ying really wants to cry, especially the moment she received the 'harassment'.
Yan Ying looked at the phone that kept ringing non-stop, speechless to depressed, it was a quick process.Then depression turns into rage, and the process is faster.But when the phone was picked up, the indifferent and ruthless voice that wanted to show instantly turned into a sweet broadcast voice.
"The customer you dialed is busy, please try again later."
Then decisively hung up the phone and turned off the phone.When the guy on the other end of the phone called again, another female voice reminded him that the phone had been turned off.
"Isn't that the solution?"
At this moment, Yan Ying felt that she had already stood at the pinnacle of her life. She was speechless, depressed, and irritable. They were all gone, and some were just incomparably happy.
Yan Ying admired herself so much that she decided to go to the town tomorrow to deactivate her current mobile phone number and apply for a new one.
Thinking of this, Yan Ying hummed a weird song and walked into the kitchen.After worrying about it for a while, she starved to death.After eating the meal, go to sleep and go back to sleep.So it's better to be alone, and you can do whatever you want.
On the other side, Cousin Ji, who dialed the number with Wang Kaicheng's mobile phone, fell into deep thought.
Afterwards, Ji Qingzhang threw the phone back to Wang Kaicheng. "I did not answer."
"Miss Fairy must know that I didn't call, so she didn't answer."
Wang Kaicheng spoke confidently, causing Ji Qingzhang to look at him coldly.
"No, I thought you were stupid. I didn't want to deal with idiots, so I pretended to be customer service and hung up the phone."
Ji Qingzhe's words pointed directly at the center of the problem, piercing Wang Kaicheng's little heart full of holes.
Wang Kaicheng clutched his chest weakly, pointing at Ji Qingxuan with trembling fingers. "You, you, you, do you still love my good cousin?"
Ji Qingzhen retorted decisively: "No, I have always only liked smart people, and I have no feelings for idiots."
Wang Kaicheng watched silently, and after a long while, said quietly: "Anyway, you just despise me for being stupid."
Ji Qingzhang: "Now I finally have self-knowledge."
Wang Kaicheng said 'hehe' twice: "Even if you dislike me again, it won't change the fact that I am your cousin."
"It's such a sad thing."
Ji Qing sneered, fully expressing his contempt for Wang Kaicheng and his crushing in terms of IQ.
However, no matter how hard he is crushed, Wang Kaicheng's IQ cannot increase.In addition to being 'robbed' of his mobile phone, the furious Wang Kaicheng unilaterally declared his feud with Ji Qingxuan.
"Why should I stay at your house?" Wang Kaicheng whispered. "It's because of you that Miss Fairy ignores me."
——People don't want to talk to you all the time, okay?
Wang Kaicheng had lost his basic self-knowledge at this time, and Ji Qingzhang was too lazy to talk to the idiot, so he just looked away silently, and turned on the TV the next moment, and ZY TV's "News Network" just happened to be broadcast.
Ji Qingzhang watched it with relish, and Wang Kaicheng didn't make any more fuss, and watched it together.However, according to Wang Kaicheng's stupid and cute character, he lost interest within a few minutes and yawned aside.
Soon the half-hour "News Network" came to an end.Ji Qingzhang glanced at Wang Kaicheng who was extremely bored, and immediately changed the channel to MG Satellite TV.
Wang Kaicheng's spirit suddenly became excited.
After a few minutes of commercial time, "XX Deformation Meter" began to play.The opening narration, which is already too familiar, sounds, and in the picture, a bus is driving fast on the highway.
Unlike the live broadcast, where you can only watch one side selectively, the post-production staff of the "XX Deformation Meter" program group took the bus with three urban children to Xiaxi Village, and the bus drove Wang Xiaoshu and Wang Xiaohua brothers and sisters out. The pictures of parents going to the city in the countryside were edited together.
Wang Kaicheng watched intently, making a 'tsk tsk' sound from time to time.
"I remember that on the way, He Yating and Lu Jiaren, the plastic cousins, had an argument. Why did the editing behind the scenes edit this out?" Wang Kaicheng said wisely. "It's not to create a greater conflict effect. As for He Yating's bad temper, tsk, in fact, there will be conflicts all the time whether it is edited or not."
Ji Qingzhe glanced at Wang Kaicheng again, and soon, in about a second, he looked away again.
Wang Kaicheng didn't feel it, and was still staring at the TV intently.
At this time, the picture on the TV screen has shown two opposite big buses arriving at their destinations respectively.
The bus bound for Xiaxi Village stopped at the entrance of the village at the same time as the opening remarks came to an end.Wang Kaicheng, with his colorful hair, got out of the bus first.The image of the colorful golden pheasant provoked the villagers of Xiaxi Village who gathered at the entrance of the village consciously to see the surprise, whispering and discussing.
At the same time, Yan Ying was called by Mrs. Wang's family next door to watch TV at the old village head's house.
There are other villagers from Xiaxi Village at the old village head's house.The crowded and small living room definitely couldn't fit in. The old village head simply asked his sons to move the widescreen TV and put it in the yard. It was so lively that everyone gathered together to watch it Very happy.
"At the beginning, I said that there are many exotic flowers in the city. We ordinary people had better not enter the city easily, or we would be tricked. It is our Cuihua (Aunt Wang) who has the means to take the young ladies and gentlemen from the city. , it can be cured submissively."
The person who spoke was Mrs. Wang's old relative, and she didn't call her eldest sister on weekdays, but Cuihua Cuihua.
Sometimes Aunt Wang gets angry, and sometimes she doesn't bother to pay attention.But at this time, Aunt Wang was undoubtedly happy. While staring at the TV screen intently, she replied cheerfully: "Oh, there is no way to do this. I usually take Xiaoshu Xiaohua like this. And I am also a program team So what the director requested, let me treat the colorful golden pheasant, the bull devil king, and the man with glasses as little trees and flowers."
The old village head's wife laughed loudly.
Because at this time, the colorful chicken just happened to be placed, bah, Wang Kaicheng got off the bus first, and flirted with colorful hair coquettishly.
This scene was so funny that all the people watching the show burst into laughter, including Yan Ying, who couldn't help but laugh.I know that Wang Kaicheng is stupid from beginning to end, the key is that he has no self-knowledge and is so narcissistic that he thinks that the image he appears is the most handsome in the universe.
Look at this mentally retarded operation, it makes people feel out of their wits.
"Keep watching, keep watching."
The old village head's wife stopped laughing and yelled at everyone to be quiet and continue to stare at the TV screen.
At this time, the show had already broadcast until Yan Ying appeared, and the post-stage staff mischievously gave five-cent special effects to the three urban children who had received a critical attack on their face value--'stared at the dog' four big ones, with lightning Special effects of the Song typeface.
The villagers started talking again.
"I used to think that our Xiaxi village is outstanding, and it's easy to produce beautiful women. Look at us, Yan Ying, who is as beautiful as a fairy on weekdays. I didn't expect to be on TV. She is more beautiful than many big stars."
"That's right, she is prettier than some big stars. Like the filming of "Four Beauties" in the last audition, look at the four beauties who were selected to play the four beauties, one by one ugly. Especially Concubine Yang, that actress is as fat as a bird ball."
"Don't insult the ball, the ball is as round as Tiao Linlin?" Wang Xiaohua interrupted suddenly, causing many women and sisters-in-law to look sideways.
"Little Hua, you have to be serious about studying." An old woman said earnestly, "Don't follow the kids in the city to chase after stars. The best way out for us rural kids is to study."
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