The golden and fresh minced mango flesh is dotted in the milky white whipped cream, which is divided by several layers of thin and soft dough.If you cut it a little with a fork, this piece of mille-feuille cake will exude a particularly strong sweet aroma hidden in the shell like a pearl hidden in it.

It looks beautiful and smells delicious too.

But this is my first time eating human food.

By the way, the fact that the "first drink" is drugged/drugged tea has made me deeply suspicious of these essentials for human survival.

I picked up a little bit of white cream on the cake with a fork, and carefully licked it with my tongue—hey, why did that young lady turn away with her nose covered in a silly smile?

Although the only human here reacts strangely to my eating, but... Cake Sai Gao~

I picked out another piece of mango with a fork and took a bite.

Compared with the cream with only monotonous milk sweetness, this sweet and sour mango is obviously more delicious!

If you become a human being, is it possible that you can eat such delicious food every day?

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Although I don't know why the little people in the bubble want to modify my body like this, but at least now, I already have a shell and personality that are almost exactly the same as human beings.In addition to the fact that the essence of the soul is somewhat different, I can also be regarded as half a human being?

World destruction or something, the possibility fluctuates too much, let's not mention it for now, after all, my goal is just to get the [book].

If you think about it on the bright side, maybe there will be a kind person tomorrow who will personally deliver the [book] to your door?

So the most important thing right now is the mango cake in front of me.

Facing the Mango Melaleuca that was about to emit golden light, I said yes, I really can——

That Miss Nan acted like a model refugee at the scene of a fire drill.He tightly covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief, his eyes wandered in search of escape routes in the smoke, and his voice sounded dry, "You seem to like it very much, do you want me to send some more from the store?"

"no need."

In fact, I really want to tell her, "I can eat another [-]! Please add the same amount to the panji over there, thank you!", but I am afraid that I will eat too much, in case someone dislikes it How to get out.

If you want to live in human society, you must have currency in circulation.

And except for this suit and the fluffy rabbit sauce that appeared halfway and merged into one with the Bubbles, I was completely clean.

But maybe I can just go to that store and grab a cake?

Weizhuli Guanwei

Just when I was dreaming of a beautiful day when I would be surrounded by all kinds of mango products for three meals a day, a very familiar voice suddenly sounded in my ear,

"--enough."

"???"

"Sweets should be eaten in moderation, too much of these things will cause tooth decay," the mature male voice without any ups and downs suddenly paused for a moment in the middle of speaking.

Immediately afterwards, he changed his tone and tried to intimidate me—although it still sounded like a flat voice with no ups and downs, it was at least much more serious than before, "Extracting teeth is very painful. Your physical condition is not suitable for anesthesia, and... ..."

"I already know QAQ, so don't repeat it all the time, 【】"

I reflexively said that it sounds very well-behaved, but in fact I refuted it in someone's authentic tone with a bit of nonsense, "But think about it carefully, our profession is the mafia. For the mafia, Fear of pain is a shameful situation, right?"

"Then adapting to the pain is also an exercise in endurance, right?"

【】, who was supposed to sit next to me and work, should have hesitated to respond to me "Is that so?" after being dazed by me; or had seen through my tricks and directly responded with "That's not the case".

But at this time, as soon as my own voice fell, I habitually raised my head and tried to act coquettishly at [ ] next to me so that I could pass the test, but I only saw the lady in a suit named "Nan" on the opposite side.

There was a bit of bewilderment and bewilderment on her face, like a basin of ice water poured over from head to toe, making me drenched and chilled.

Just now, no one was talking to me at all.

All the tone of voice and dialogue words are false and warm self-hypnosis conjured up in my brain alone.

It's just pure auditory hallucinations.

The sense of loss of some very precious and important treasure, the sense of loss and dislocation, made me feel that the mango cake in my mouth was not tasty at all.

Meals are completely different from the common sense of human civilization that I [received] from the bubble.

In a moment full of enjoyment, it will make my mood go straight to hell.

Fortunately, I secretly looked forward to what it would be like to eat food for the first time after having a human body.

I silently pushed away the untouched cake in front of me.

The Mango Melaleuca, which I liked so much just now, looks so sweet and greasy now.Coupled with the depressing auditory hallucinations just now, I now feel that I have no appetite at all.

As soon as I put down the fork, I heard the disappointed voice of the young lady waiting at the door, "...don't you want to eat?"

"How come? The cake is delicious." I smiled at the little sister who was in charge of choosing the cake and looked obviously lonely. I tried to comfort her, "Thank you anyway, Miss Nan. I will eat them all later. of."

"You don't look like you like it very much, please don't embarrass yourself." The young lady who was obviously not comforted looked back at me seriously.Having said that, did I express my "dislike" emotion so clearly?

"After all, the reason why the leader asked me to bring you cakes is to cheer you up."

"... Dazai?"

Dazai who calls himself my friend...?

Perhaps it was the thoughtfulness that I learned from other people at this moment that moved me, and I suddenly felt that I was not as disgusted with him as before.

After all, all human beings in this world are equally sinful in my opinion, so in calculation, it is, in fact, not bad for Dazai... Is his name Dazai?

At this time, I noticed that Miss Nan's expression was suddenly a little bit "stopping desire" - it was the kind of white-haired boy who wanted to speak when he peeked at me before, and he seemed anxious to die, but he didn't speak when he was killed. subtle expression.

"..."

One is born, the second is cooked.

So I looked back at her calmly, and she was just like the white-haired boy before, with hesitant eyes averted.

After a while, Ms. Nan's mobile phone screen lit up several times - she finally couldn't find a reason to stay here and fish, so she had to stand up shyly.

When she was about to leave, she finally gritted her teeth and said as if dying:

"Sir, may I take the liberty to ask... about your relationship with the leader?"

"???"

When I was suddenly asked, I once again had a question mark on my face.

relationship?

Apart from being unilaterally touched by Dazai, saying that he is my "second friend who is about to die", do we have any other relationship?

Wait, so to say... really there are?

I rubbed my chin and recalled the way "common sense of human civilization" called this relationship, "Dazai will provide me with resources (referring to food) free of charge, and let me sleep on his bed. But speaking of it, he will Put medicine in my tea-"

…Why is Ms. Nan shocked me X, she looks like she even has to lean on the wall to stand still, low blood sugar?

"In this case, in a certain social environment of human beings, it should be called Bao—"

"Boom, boom, boom."

Just at this moment, there were three knocks on the door, which were neither light nor heavy, interrupting my words.

Then came Dazai's lazy voice that sounded like he hadn't woken up, "Xiao Nan, isn't Jing Jun's feeding time over yet?"

"Yes, leader." Miss Nan changed her funny posture just now, and bowed deeply towards the door without looking sideways. "This subordinate has completed your order."

"That's great. Then I'll come in~"

Following these slightly frivolous words, the door of the lounge was pushed open.

The author has something to say:

There is another update today—Tian Tianxing is not short——

Does anyone want to watch the body of the If line forum?I will go to the group to vote in a while, and of course it is the same for cuties who leave messages directly in this chapter.

But remember, no matter Zaijing Zhongjing or what kind of Beijing, don’t buy CP shares, I guarantee you will lose everything QAQ

感谢在2020-06-1317:52:36~2020-06-1412:59:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 piece of fruit and Fangfeng;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:花狐56瓶;小孚30瓶;四月一日君寻20瓶;V.moki5瓶;与世无争2瓶;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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