……

"At first... then... but... there was no way... so... the result..."

"I see, you are Dulahan."

Spread in ancient Ireland, that is, the goblin in Celtic mythology—Durahan, the headless horseman, is an ominous symbol with a pot of blood to announce the imminent death to the dying. A mythical creature that gallops along the banks of a forest stream.

And this Dullahan in front of me is extremely miraculous...she actually lost her head.

"...Anyway, that's it."

Half an hour later, Celty, who had already opened his mouth completely, clenched his fists, made a zhijusoopo and punched him twice in the air, as if venting his frustration and dissatisfaction, "When I woke up, I found that I had amnesia, and my head hurt Gone, is there a headless horseman worse than me in this world QAQ』

Hey, it is really enviable that you can express your emotions directly with kaomoji.

In this way, since there are emojis, there is no need to move the muscles on the face to make expressions, and it doesn't matter whether there is a head or not.

Ah no, it seems that she still can't eat mangoes.

...that's really pathetic.

"It sounds miserable." I recalled what I knew about mythical creatures. "It stands to reason that the weakness of all intelligent life lies in the head. But Dullahan is indeed a special case. "

"Do you usually lose your sanity suddenly? For example, short-term intermittent amnesia? Or abnormal pain in your body?"

She denied this one by one, but Kishitani Shilla interjected with a recording pen (?) next to her, "Selty's behavior is almost the same as that of a normal person. If I have to say it, I can't kiss. It's a shame— —

"...or can't control your explosive emotions?"

"It's true what you say,"

The secret doctor who was beaten up serially continued to intervene in our conversation persistently, "Certi often dealt devastating blows to my courtship, is this considered emotional out of control? Although this pain is also the part of [love] between us Part of it, but it's still too much..."

I moved away from him silently.

Hey, this is also a pervert... Sure enough, these underground black doctors who wear white coats every day have some psychological problems, such as the so-and-so who is not well-known in our port Mafia.

However, Celty calmly ignored the delusional speech over there, "There will be no emotions beyond the range of normal human beings.And I feel that everything is within the controllable range.』

"It seems that the head is not the dominant point of your body system to a large extent."

"But what I'm worried about is if the head is destroyed..."

When she was typing this passage, she deliberately turned around so that Shilla Kishitani couldn't see it—the secret doctor was staring at me now, almost bursting into flames, the man's pathetic jealousy tsk tsk tsk.

Dullahan's fingers curled up helplessly, even though she had no face to express, I could sense her fear and uneasiness.

— "I shall die. 』

"..."

...it is.

The phone vibrated twice, it was a message from Odasaku, the first message was asking me why I haven't returned to the hotel yet... Eh, it's almost twelve o'clock? ?Have I talked to Celty for so long?

"I'm not quite sure if Dullahan's head is the fatal weakness, but if you don't keep a part of your body by your side, you still don't feel at ease?"

I got up and straightened my clothes.

"If it is not thrown away casually by others, there should be news about the rewards on the black market. In addition to smuggled goods and underground auctions, the port mafia also has more contacts in this regard."

"I'll keep an eye out for you."

"Thank you (≧▽≦)"

"The relationship between Shen Haijun and Celty is too good..."

Kishitani Shilla suddenly said, staring at me with resentment and blackness...still jealous, "You guys just met today, why did your relationship suddenly become so good!"

"Selty and I have been together for 20 years!" He gave me another look when he said this,

"According to this progress, we should register for marriage tomorrow, Serti!"

Looking at it this way, Kishitani Shilla's expression now is a bit similar to Dazai's expression when he sometimes found me and Mr. Nakaya going out for a racing car without him?

So Dazai was jealous of me then?Are you still eating Mr. Nakaya's vinegar?Or do you feel that you are excluded again, so the glass heart is broken?

"……Good Relationship?"

Because I thought of Dazai, who would puff up his face in displeasure after being deliberately excluded, and mutter behind his back and start making dolls, I suddenly felt a desire to bully the person in front of me.

"Of course it's because I hit it off with Serti and I hit it off. My childhood sweethearts can't beat the Heavenly Descendants. Long time doesn't mean everything, Dr. Kishitani."

I turned to Celty, "Right? We're a little bit closer, aren't we?"

"Cy, Celty! Is what he said true?"

Dullahan, who lost his head, began to type.

If Celti had a head now, I think she rolled her eyes hard.

"Kyo, please don't bully Silla, and please don't use such strange words."

"So you can see that she didn't deny it..." I wanted to add more words, but who knew that the phone in my pocket vibrated one after another, so I was forced to end this session.

Turn on the phone......... Gan.

"Doctor Kishitani, I'm going to trouble you again this time."

As the saying goes, if you have a quick talk, pay for the crematorium.

I looked at Kishitani with relief written all over his face. He probably decided to let me bleed a lot. Silla suddenly began to feel sorry for his wallet.

"My colleague just rescued a trafficked person near here."

Immediately, Kishitani Shilla complained.

"Are you really a member of the Communist Party?"

"..."

I decided to ignore his words and turned my attention back to the phone, where the photo that Oda Saku had just sent me was displayed on the screen.

"This is……?"

·

"It's exactly the same as the child sent over earlier."

I looked at the red-haired boy who had just been sent over by Oda Saku and fell into a coma, and for a moment I even thought of Yinglan's twins, "It's like a clone."

Compared with the former, who was covered in bruises and not yet out of danger, the children who were sent later had both eyes and limbs intact.

Only an anesthesia bomb was shot near the thigh, and it was the needle type that hurt the least.The most serious wounds are probably only the worn skin on the hands and feet after being tied up with ropes.

"The person who kidnapped him confessed that he was a subordinate of a company called Yagiri Pharmaceutical." Oda Saku stood aside with his arms folded.

Although he was as expressionless as usual, but at this moment his aura became extraordinarily solemn.

It's no wonder that Odasaku has adopted so many orphans, and he must be especially displeased with the suffering of children.

"I seem to know this company...?"

I recalled the information about Mafia’s partners at the port that my elder sister forced me to memorize in those years. “It seems to be a relatively well-known pharmaceutical company in the Kanto region. It even got online with the Feng family a few years ago.”

"However, the stock price has fallen sharply recently, and the capital chain of daily operations has also broken. I heard that there are already overseas companies planning to acquire them...so is it a small trouble to ignore?"

Hey~ This way I don't have to worry about someone daring to come to my door to make trouble.

After the work here is over, I will directly bring the dogs and children I picked up back to Yokohama.

I can be their guardian, buy them nice clothes, and then take them to eat mango millefeuille and ride the Ferris wheel——

I thought Odasaku would at least ask about delivering the letter, but he seemed to have completely forgotten about it.

That's good, I don't have to make up a lie to deceive him on the spot, for example, this secret doctor is my friend... something like that.

He turned a blind eye to the messy and abnormal living room and the headless Serti. He rummaged through a pile of shredded furniture and found a relatively intact bar stool to sit on. .

Then I took an active part in my vision of the future, "You can let the people in the organization handle things like guardians for you. But children have to go to school, so you can't waste your youth idly all day long." .”

...Yeah, and go to school... go to school? ? ?

go to school! ! !

I just discovered this!I actually picked up two (although I picked up only one with my own hands) children who can go to school!

Great!

"Then go to school with Oda Writer's Yusuke! They can sit and have lunch together! After school together! If you break the school rules, you'll be called a parent! You'll confess your love on the rooftop! Oh, yes, you can also participate in club activities together!"

When I said this, I suddenly thought of the Yinglan tour that just ended a few days ago, "Ah, of course the club activities in the host department are still exempt."

I feel that children will be slaughtered...or circularized?

"That's not bad."

Odasaku continued to encourage me earnestly.Suddenly, a PDA stretched out in front of me:

"No, a normal 12-year-old student will not start a relationship. This falls within the scope of puppy love." 』

...Eh, is that so?But I read in those light novels and manga, middle school students fall in love quite early?

Before I could ask my question, the PDA was taken back, and when it appeared in front of my eyes in the next second, the information on it had been updated:

"And breaking the school rules is not advisable!Don't set up bad values ​​for minors!What if they grow up and run to break the traffic rules! 』

Another phantom flash, this time there is only one sentence on the screen of the PDA—but the font is bolded for some reason:

"The traffic police are scary! ! !It is an existence as terrifying as aliens! ! ! 』

"..."

Leaving aside the aliens, are the traffic police so scary?

When Mr. Nakaya took me to race the locomotive, the traffic police would indeed chase me.But with his gravity control, we usually don't take the usual way at this time.

"How to establish good values?"

"It can't be helped, after all, we are ourselves."

"..._(:з"∠)_"

"Speaking of which, the dream of my eldest son in the future is to become a member of Mafia at the port."

"Really? ! 』

"Hey, Kosuke?"

"Yeah." Odasaku looked distressed, "I hope it's not because of my relationship that he thinks the mafia is a cool job."

"So that's it. Is this to establish good values ​​for children?" I felt that my mood was a little dignified.

Hey, have I already fallen into the predicament of thinking about the future work of my children with other parents before I bring them home?Being a parent is hard work.

Thinking about it this way, over the past few years, my eldest sister has taught Mr. Nakaya, who was born in Leibo Street, and me, who grew up as a murder weapon, into the current state of being in the hall and on the battlefield... Sigh.

After this task is over, let's go out shopping with her a few more times.

"It's not easy to mix in this line of work. It's better to go to school. If you really want to become a mafia, can you work as a clerical job after graduating from university?"

Speaking of this, I couldn't help but want to complain, "It is said that there is a real shortage of clerks in the organization, so we militants have to follow part-time jobs. The high-level people are fine, and the people below are forced to bury them in the office all day long." , The action team has come to me to complain about this several times...why?"

Odasaku probably also thought of the number of documents stacked up to crush a person alive, he shivered - this is something no matter how terrible the enemy is.

"No way, our organization is not legal." He said, "With such conditions, no matter how generous the salary is, there is no way to recruit fresh graduates, right?"

"..."

It's "Permit for Opening of Special Ability" again... I really want to go directly to the Special Ability Secret Service Section one day, grab one from their section chief and forget it.

But that's what I'm thinking about.

Leaving aside whether the stolen certificate is legal or not, if the port mafia dared to openly attack the Supernatural Secret Service Division under the Ministry of the Interior, the military and police would definitely send [Hound Dog] over directly, right?

Forget it, anyway, the leader will definitely have a solution.

Seeing that we stopped talking, Celty also changed the topic tacitly, "It's been a long time, I'm going to see Silla. 』

As if the unique tacit understanding between the two of them, Kishitani Shilla's figure also appeared at the door.He nimbly jumped over the wreckage on the ground,

"The child sent over from behind has already woken up, do you want to go see him?"

The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Director No. [-]: ...

Director No. [-]: ………

Director No. [-]: I think——

Producer(?): No, you don't want to.

So the director No. [-] started throwing (?) rolling and committing suicide, messed up the upstairs office, and sent a self-portrait to scare Lori: I’m going, I’m going, I’m going to Odasaku and Kyokun are in Tokyo, I want to go too Play--

Producer: ... (Plant)

Producer: Well, how about I call one of them back to accompany you^^

This should be a small sand sculpture theater?

Maybe it's because I just woke up and my mind is not so clear... let's make do with it QAQ

感谢在2020-05-1020:45:28~2020-05-1117:11:50期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: the eight-legged sea fairy drank Guda soup angrily, and one meow in the soup;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Guda soup for the eight-legged sea fairy; 10 bottles for the crematorium; 1 leaf = Ichiyo [-] bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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