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I stared blankly at Tsurumigawa who was quietly flowing in front of me, trying to think about how things had come to this point.

……

What kind of reaction should I have when I see Dazai suddenly appear in front of me, and I have to face all his whims and whims, as well as his coldness and potential murder under his smile?

Shock?fear?Accept fate?relieved?What should come is finally here?

Don't ask, just ask.

But before I had PTSD, that guy laughed and drove an ordinary car like a combination of a crazy mouse and a bumper car, and then evolved it into the ultimate version, relying on himself as a gangster in Yokohama The rampant rampage on the street caused countless screams from innocent passers-by.

Immediately, I lost the slightest bit of bright and sad mood. Apart from being busy saving the "Last Supper" in the back seat that I hadn't even eaten, I was crazily swearing at Dazai in the driver's seat and being laughed at by him. Vocabulary is scarce.

"Idiot, idiot, big idiot! There is a car ahead!!"

"Nineteen 22 Eleven. That's enough, can you change the word, Mr. Jing? You sound like Zhong Ye, and you don't even have the qualifications to listen to the wind."

"Really? I can talk, and I can be like Chuya first!" I bit my tongue!

I saw him turn the steering wheel suddenly, and his nimble fingers fluttered skillfully between the handbrake and the gear, like butterflies playing flowers. I really don't know whether he is good at driving or not. Amidst the angry curses, he flicked his tail and slid sideways, narrowly avoiding a catastrophe.

At the same time, my head was in close contact with the window glass "enthusiasm" due to inertia, causing both of them to make an unusually heavy sound.

"Dazai——!"

"Don't cry, Jingjun, this progress is too fast."

I have always understood his nonsense, but not understanding does not prevent me from retorting: "I didn't cry!"

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt my back was empty. After about one or two seconds of weightlessness, the tire hit the ground heavily. At the same time, I was severely strangled by the seat belt, and I felt that I was smashed from the shoulder blades to the ribs.

Then I heard Dazai say, "We're here."

In the end, I scolded him viciously in my heart, and climbed out of the car with a good body and honesty.

——Yes, I am cowardly again.

It's normal to be cowardly, except for Mr. Nakaya, I haven't seen anyone who hasn't been cowardly after facing Dazai head-on.

By the way, although Mr. Nakaya is not cowardly, he is bullied all day long. Dazai often persecutes his alcohol, cigarettes, cars, game consoles, etc... cars?

It was about idols, so I had to rekindle my courage to face him: "Mr. Dazai, where did this car come from?"

"Hey, has it been discovered? As expected of a loyal fan of Chuya, he hasn't driven it once after buying it. By the way, Jingjun, can you stop lying on the back of the car?"

So you paint his car this way and smash it like that?

I selectively ignored what he said later, and I was a little afraid to take a closer look at the tragic condition of the car.Dazai, on the other hand, knocked his hands and said to himself: "Naka ​​should also thank me, so that the whole car suddenly has the feeling of post-modern art."

As he said that he threw something in his hand, I subconsciously reached out to pick it up.

It's a hamburger.

This can have... I peeled off the sticker on the package and started to eat silently. The beef burger was a little cold but still delicious. Of course, it may be because I haven’t eaten anything today.

"I was poisoned." Dazai said suddenly.

"Cough cough cough-"

"Kidding."

I rolled my eyes vaguely.

Something entered my stomach, and I felt a little more relaxed than before when my nerves were tense. In addition, after Dazai threw me a hamburger, he automatically took two steps back, and there was a car in the middle, which was considered safe for me. distance.So I ate my hamburger while looking around subconsciously.

It's the riverside where the conflict happened last time...!

The food in my mouth instantly lost its taste.

He didn't mean to--

"Relax Jingjun, I won't do anything to you, don't be shy like a rich lady."

Dazai made a sudden noise, which scared me so much that the hamburger almost fell to the ground.

But he didn’t look at me, he just sat cross-legged on the bench by the river, holding a hamburger in his hand, as if he wanted to use his life to concentrate on eating the hamburger, or concentrate on choking himself to death with the hamburger.Holding the hamburger in one hand, he ate it with big mouthfuls, while bending his knuckles in the other, he rapped on the seat beside him like a joke.

I struggled for a while, and felt that I could hide for a while, but I couldn't hide forever. If I couldn't meet him, I would just keep avoiding him. But now that I have been tricked out by Dazai, I might as well behave decently, so I followed him and sat down.

He politely poured a glass of happy water and handed it over.

Fuck!He, He De, He Neng, Xiaosheng... I quickly put down the burger, took the cup with both hands, and whispered thank you, but inadvertently touched his fingers that were colder than the drink.

...Is Dazai not in good health?

The beef burger is delicious, but it is also unbearable to eat dry.I drink Coke with a cup in my hand. The cool and stimulating carbonated drink and the slightly greasy junk food are a perfect match...

"Can't you tell me?"

"..." I almost choked out!

I moved to the side and swallowed the Coke in my mouth with difficulty.Happiness water that can't bring happiness can't get soul.jpg

Dazai was silent, and suddenly he dropped the hamburger, propped up the chair with one hand, and leaned over quickly with his upper body:

"I want to know~ Hey, tell others?"

After speaking, she still tilted her head, softly blinking her iris-colored eyes.

It's like meeting a wild cat in a street corner park that everyone says is fierce, but it's the only one that will get close to you. , and even took the initiative to play with your meat pad, it would be inhuman not to take it home and spoil it to heaven——

If you haven't seen it went up to the tree to dig out the bird's nest yesterday, casually bit off the necks of the baby birds that were waiting to be fed one by one in front of you, and brought the remaining survivors back to the nest, with a heart-pounding If you play with the pink meat pad until you die.

It's not that I heard it's very fierce, it's that I face its sinister and cruel side.

"...That's disgusting, Dazai-san."

Even so, this person's voice is too suitable for acting like a baby, right?If you don't know what kind of person he is, you can't control it, what's going on, me?And why does this action look familiar to me?

Dazai elongated his voice with disappointment on his face, "Eh—— isn't it cute?"

"Not at all." I said against my conscience, and in order to avoid impulsively pinching my face, I silently opened a distance.

Cute is cute, but when you think that this cliff is made on purpose, you don’t feel it at all. Goodbye by manual.jpg

I even heard him whispering beside him: "I thought you liked this type."

——So Dazai, don’t you think about it, it’s actually your own problem? !Even if I like cute things, it's not your turn!

"Why?! Isn't Osamu Dazai cute?"

"It's not a question of whether he's cute, he's a very rare question... eh?"

Did I just spit it out?

"...This statement is too much, Mr. Jing."

"Yes, I'm sorry...not right!"

Why do I have to discuss with Dazai that he is not cute?Is he a high school girl from where?And I somehow apologized? !

but--

Gaggling, coquettish rolling and so on, he wants me to relax a little, right?

The effect is really remarkable, as worthy of Osamu Dazai who made all the villains of Mafia in the port bow their heads and bowed down with his worrying tricks.

So this guy's supernatural ability is actually not a [disqualification in the world], but an omnipotent wishing machine, right?Basically, you can do whatever you want, and it is a weapon of cause and effect.And my distorted consciousness is just right for Xiaoan's class, so I definitely went to the wrong set!

"Oh, is Jing Jun an otaku?"

"... Whether I am an otaku is none of your business?!"

By the way, where did he see it?Don't tell me it's microexpression psychology?How can psychology have such an effect, you people, don't demonize psychology.

I scratched my hair a little irritably:

"...You won't believe me when I tell you."

Moreover, those who are threatening and coquettish, will be angry only to hear this answer that is not an answer after wasting a long time.

The wrist was suddenly grabbed.

Warmth came from the neck, Dazai lowered his head and buried it on my shoulder, I couldn't see what kind of expression he had on his face now, but because of my own movements, the fragmented strands of hair softly ran across the sensitive neck Wo, it was so itchy that I couldn't help but move my neck.

I heard Dazai whispering in my ear.

"So the answer is...'no answer'...?"

"!!!"

I struggled subconsciously, but I was grabbed even harder, and I seemed to hear the whine of being roughly treated from my wrist bone.

"Tell me, Jing-jun. Since it's a failed experience, it doesn't matter if you tell me? I won't do such useless work."

"..."

"Say it~"

"Need I tell you?" I asked back, "Don't you already know that?"

"Eh?"

Dazai looked up at me suspiciously.

Taking this opportunity, I gave Dazai a headbutt with all my strength, and then tried to kick him in the stomach.

I thought it was going to be a waste of effort, but who knew that he backed up with the strength of my kick, dexterously supported the back of the bench and jumped over the curved iron handrails, and landed lightly, coupled with the fact that he didn't know where he did it. The slim black hoodie that came over really looked like a black cat that brought bad luck.

In addition, he kept rubbing his head while peeking here, which was also subtly like a cat washing its face.

But I don't love this one anymore.

"I already know the answer is "no answer", why continue to ask! Don't you have super effective mind reading skills, why don't you just guess it all yourself?!"

Dazai immediately opened his eyes in amazement and read, "Is this the style of Jing Jun's complaints? I thought it was that of a robot."

He even impromptuly imitated a passage in a robot tone on the spot, "If, she, does not return to, the original life, I, absolutely, will revenge, you."

This, this seems to be the cruel words I said to him when we first met that day? !It's just a certain sentence on a certain day four months ago, how can this guy still remember?And at that time, I obviously thought I was very touching and handsome, why did I become so, so ashamed when I said it from Dazai's mouth!

Thinking about it this way, this guy hasn't changed at all since he first met him!Still so bad!

I silently clenched my fists while taking deep breaths, telling myself that the world is beautiful, don't be irritable, the point is that you can't beat the person opposite——

"Look, we are not on the same level in this respect." Dazai stopped the performance, handed me a box of chicken wings, and said in a brisk voice:

"I don't care, the way of torture is not only physical torture, but Jingjun will cry when he is bullied."

"..."

Varied……!

I looked at him in astonishment.I don't know if it's the preferential treatment given to him by the soft sunshine under the clouds, Dazai, who is not wearing a suit today, also has gentle eyebrows and eyes that are rare to see on weekdays, coupled with a purposely slowed down voice... But his words are sharper than knives .

"The operation of different abilities and the will to kill are all professional, but the physical skills are terrible. The general army and mercenaries pay more attention to the individual combat ability of soldiers, and they will not indulge you like this. Only illegal organizations need to control you. Weakness is the only way to cultivate a...killing weapon since childhood?"

"In addition, based on Jingjun's usual accent, diction, as well as the manner and smell when meeting, plus the preference of ordering food when stealing food without telling Oda, it is a black hand from Europe, um, Italy. The party's pampered young master."

"There are so many loopholes in the weekdays without covering up, or you can't cover up, that is, there is no need to learn these tricks;

In addition, your usual combat mode [being trained] must bring an assistant, but the assistant is not only an assistant, but more importantly, it must be to supervise Jingjun.

The Boss of the family is the guardian of Jingjun.Presumably he must be a very autocratic and exceptional hegemon in terms of command and force, so that no subordinates will dare to conceal him, or in other words, they will need to use tricks to conceal him. "

all hit.

"This is the most obvious part that can be seen at a glance. Of course, although it is a little suspicious. But the rest, is Jing-chan sure you want people to continue to say it?"

But for the last sentence, he deliberately said it in that malicious and coquettish tone.

……

……

It's like the shell of my body has been peeled off layer by layer, not only shame and fear... but also feeling so cold.

Enough is enough, stop talking.

·

- "He destroyed the world."

Seeing Shen Haijing shrunk into a ball and said this sentence in a voice that was almost choked up, Osamu Dazai, who thought that his method of extracting confessions was already very gentle, did not show the slightest expression of fear or shock.

This is not pretending to be calm, it is just destroying the world, this behavior is not beyond his expectations.It's not that he can't do it alone, it's just that it's a little more troublesome to do, and it takes a little longer time and energy.

So there's nothing to be afraid of either.

If this is the case, it can explain why the port mafia can't find out Jingjun's origin no matter what.After all, the other party is an alien from a destroyed world, a visitor from another world, or is it better to say the little prince of the rose planet?

If destroying the world is the answer, isn't it too boring?

It's better to listen to what method the other party used to travel to this world.

Osamu Dazai sat down on the bench boredly, ready to pour himself another cup of Coke to thank him for today's hard work.

Forget it, he also broke one of Chuya's cars anyway, so it wouldn't be a loss if he could see the stupid angry face of the slug.As for the way Jingjun is crying, just treat it as entertainment time this afternoon, and it's quite novel to hear the process of other people's world being destroyed occasionally.

"As you said, that adult is my caretaker."

"He has a very terrifying special ability, that is, he can see other parallel worlds."

A few drops of Coke spilled out of Osamu Dazai's hand, he blinked and took a big gulp.

parallel world?Definition of peeping?degree?Travel through time?Number of times limit?Range limitation?Does it have anything to do with Jingjun coming to this world?

This answer is much more interesting than the previous one.

The brain that seems to have been gifted by the gods, which is different from ordinary people, has already begun to plan, calculate and speculate.But Osamu Dazai knew that what he should do now was to carefully absorb the clues provided by Fukami Kyo.Even if the child's expression is not clear, or there are errors, those words are still the only place where information can be obtained at present.

Only with intelligence can we start thinking, find out weaknesses, win, and finally solve problems.

—and back to this rotten and oxidized world.

……

[You who chose to get up at eight o'clock picked up the lottery ticket after going out]

【You who chose to get up at 08:30, got into a car accident after going out】

The choice of branches like an otome game happens in everyone's life all the time. If the butterfly effect is added, the worlds of the two will lead to different endings like branches, which is a theoretical parallel world.

"The limit of his ability is—"

"Eight trillion."

……

……

It was terrible.Osamu Dazai thought.

Even if a person does not eat or drink without any physiological needs, it will take more than 2000 centuries just to count to this number.

He simply gave up immediate thinking, and planned to savor this sumptuous meal one night when he was insomnia.

"Although not all parallel worlds were destroyed, he did do this more than once."

"War, plague, hunger."

"The monetary system collapses, the magnetic field reverses, the planetary rotation ceases, and gravity recedes."

"Assembled the exiled stars, attracted unspeakable unknown monsters, created the Great Flood of Genesis, and burned the entire planet."

"Destruction of order, destruction of humanity... the destruction of the world."

Osamu Dazai stared at the expression of Fukami-kyo, without any micro-expression research, it was so simple and clear at a glance, it was the most direct fear of death in the face of purely human beings.

He probably knew what to say next.

"That person spied all the possibilities, all the known endings, and finally chose to destroy the world. A person stayed quietly on the deserted earth, and fell into a state of losing five senses, reason, will, and personality,' The state of nothing' is just waiting for the annihilation of one's own flesh/body."

"Even with this method of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, it didn't get you, or the answer you want."

"The answer, is 'there is no answer.'"

"There is nothing worth dying for..."

He didn't continue talking.Nostalgia, fear, confusion, coldness and various complex emotions fluctuated and stirred in those light gray eyes, flickering and flickering together into a more familiar look for Osamu Dazai.

Even though he was covered in blood, he still anxiously tried to rely on some powerful existence to protect himself.

what is this?The people you kill will cry.

So those guys with supernatural powers really have more or less flaws in their personalities... Well, he himself has no right to talk about others.

"Although it sounds like a gimmick from a disaster movie... and I can't explain it more clearly. And it stands to reason that as long as there are parallel worlds, there will be infinite possibilities... There will be a savior who resisted the tyrant Appear, if this is the case—"

"enough."

Osamu Dazai interrupted him directly.Although Jing Jun's words are full of doubts, it should be something that this idiot himself has not discovered.If you want to get information, there are better ways, such as pouring alcohol and pouring alcohol, there is no need to drive people to a dead end the first time.

... more or less a companion.

"……enough?"

Shen Haijing muttered to himself, he weakly showed the expression of self-condemnation that the mafia should not have, like a potted plant that has been damaged by hailstones on the balcony. Despite the storm, it is still a poisonous flower to the touch, with a wonderful sense of fragility.

"It's too scary, scarier than a ghost story, I can't listen to it anymore QAQ, will Jingjun sleep with me tonight?"... Oh, it's easy to say.

Osamu Dazai is proficient in showing off his cuteness. This trick is usually more effective when dealing with those women. Who knows that Jing Jun's taste is so strange. Sure enough, I should tell my eldest sister to keep him away from Mr. Mori. All right?

"…………………"

"what happened?"

"...It's so fake, Mr. Dazai."

"Hey——how is this—that's destroying the world! Anyway, let me be scared too. Seriously, what kind of monster does Jing Jun imagine me to be in his heart?" Osamu Dazai complained half-truthfully. , By the way, arrange the pastimes in my mind.

——After all, it was hard to abduct him.

The powerful senior leaders of the militant faction often receive business trips from Mr. Mori, such as Chuya.

And Jing Jun is still recovering, but just in case, he deliberately said in front of the two of them ["As compensation, Zhong also included my report and documents for next month"] With such a request, the idea of ​​using this hat to control fans will definitely take the initiative to stay in the port Mafia to work overtime, thus preventing the possibility of him going to play with those new friends.

It also saves him from going straight to Sister Hongye to apply for stationing abroad... Although the possibility is unlikely, the character of the eldest sister will not agree.

At the same time, as the adjutant, Oda Saku accidentally mentioned that the parent visit day of his children is also within this month.

Given Jingjun's strange preference for children, he will definitely be given a holiday.

Then the execution time of the two self-pocketed traitors caught earlier can also be postponed, just to pay off the Hongye sister who is too protective.

On the same day, I took the opportunity to go to the torture team to help out and entered the building. Originally, the eldest sister Nakaya Odasaku was not there, so I could go to the office and arrest people directly...

Speaking of elder sister, in order to prevent him, should we arrange four people, and they all have guns.

Temporary changes to plans are made in a split second.

Make a call to ask your subordinates to arrange to send documents with a suitable workload, so as to delay Jingjun's lunch time;

Adjusting the elevator is just a small trick of the hand.Stopping at the [-]th floor just allows Jing Jun to report a letter to the eldest sister, otherwise it will be bad if the eldest sister really gets angry.

But when Dazai saw the torn coat, he knew that the elevator operation was unsuccessful.

It's a little unexpected that such a deceitful Jingjun didn't fall for the trick. He originally planned to record some videos and save them for future use...

Go to Zhongye’s garage—no way, his own cars are basically black—decorate and drive the car downstairs to the cadre building;

Then he intercepted the takeaway from the fast food restaurant brother, and casually put on a hat to cover his hair, pretending to be afraid of squatting on the ground to prevent him from discovering his figure, and waiting for someone to come to trick him into the car.

After completing the above steps, congratulations to the player Osamu Dazai for successfully catching an SSR-level salted fish king deep-sea whale (?).

Also got very interesting information.

In order to make this beautiful day even better, let’s take Jingjun to see the world of adults now. I heard that ordinary people get drunk very quickly for the first time?

Dazai Osamu, who is still thinking about which store's hostess is more beautiful, does not know what he is about to face.

……

Ozaki · Did not receive any warning message · Reserve team instructor sent a message saying that Mr. Jing skipped work at [-]:[-] p.m. and didn't go home. When he went home to scold the baby, he found that the child was missing. He didn't bring his mobile phone. "What did you say, together with Dazai Leaving?!" Right now, the Ministry of Information can only quickly locate the chip. Hongye said.

——The slave’s knife has been sharpened^^

No matter how arrogant and exhaustive the person is, there is an unexpected branch called "surprise" waiting for you-the you who have lost hope and interest in the world.

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The author has something to say:

Author: Surprise! ! ! !

Jingjiang: I turned out to be really my own woo woo woo thank you thank you I am so touched I will send you a mango!

Hongye: That's great, Jing.Dazai, you are also very moved, right?

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【Heavenly Good Reincarnation】

The original partner is not in good health. I forgot where I saw this. Remember to remind me of the little cutie who has seen it.

I promise you the analysis of the original match of Beijing Sauce, those who don’t want to read it can skip it directly.

Da Zai has already analyzed almost the same before, so let's talk about the original match first.

Looking at Jump for so many years, I have never seen a villain with a more grand background than him. Even as a (relatively) villain, my villain has the head of Hisoka Kamui (Gintama) on the wall. [I really want to write reverse wear] These top bosses with first-class personal charm, violent aesthetics and matryoshka technology, nothing they can do can compare with Bailan Jesso.

If there is an ultimate boss in my mind, it is only the smiling white flower biting the marshmallow.

[This product is very popular in the European and American circles, but it seems to be average in China? 】

——Do you want to destroy the world too?There are eight trillion here~

Bai Lan's ability [Parallel World] is set to "Peeping", emmmm is a bit confusing, but if he can bring Ghost back, set it to free travel.

As mentioned in the text, no matter what time he wakes up, he can clearly see the development of his left foot and right foot first. To him, life is completely like a virtual game. Everyone is an NPC. I will attack you I'm happy, I don't feel sorry for killing you.

All kinds of gold finger skills are full, my friends are full of levels, I am also desperately strong, and I still have money_(:з」∠)_Official manga The whitewashed protagonist group "the strongest single-player combat ability ", and at the same time it can cure various difficult and miscellaneous diseases, it can be said to be the causal weapon itself, the real cheat book.

The only reason I want to say I will lose is to be slow [here @名叫不住土豪P]

Although he is an American engineering college student [Xueba], he is no worse than Mr. Da Zai Tuo who possesses talent.

The latter is an idea, the former is a personal experience.

From a psychological point of view:

Like Tuo Tai, Bai Lan joined the group of "The World Is So Boring".

This is what Bailan and Dazai have in common.

The current progress of the article is here.

Then Bai Lan and Mr. Tuo joined the small group of "The World Is So Boring: Destroying the World Squad".

By the way, in the original novel, Dazai has withdrawn from the group, so it’s better to be on the side of the good guy [Fat Dao]

He is the guardian of Adopting Jing, and he has a great influence on that little sick girl. His ability, personality, three views and hobbies are all created by this master, and the knife is also his fault. It has nothing to do with the author. 【Looking at the sky and whistling

But maybe only after the episode, Jing will really meet Bai Lan himself, and it has to be a white flower after being rescued by Youni, otherwise it will be too cruel really [You still have the face to say

As for what Baizhazha did to Jingjiang?

I wrote it

By the way, I'm still hesitating about what to do with Oda Tsukuru... Why should I write the fucking fanfic if he's dead, just go to the original book and eat it!

But if you don't die... I'm a little sorry for the two of them, both Oda Saku and Dazai are sorry [kneeling]

I want to find a dual method to come out...

The first volume [When I Finally Met You] is over here, thank you all the cuties for your comments, I really really like chatting with you, Sahua~

感谢在2020-03-3012:00:00~2020-03-3112:00:00期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of ash in the snow; 1 bottle of big cute;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!