Sweat dripped down his cheeks, his body throbbed and convulsed, as if he was in a hot hell.

I couldn’t make a sound even when I opened my mouth, my throat was blocked by the fire, and my abdomen was burning. I could only reach out to others for help in vain. If there was a little rain, it would be the best consolation for me at this time.

Fortunately, there are reliable companions who will save me in time in this dire situation——

……

"Boss, please have a glass of Coke Zero... Well, less ice."

Odasaku-san tapped lightly on the bar counter with his index finger, and then gave me a very serious expression.

"If you can't eat spicy food, don't order spicy curry. If you can't eat it, you will waste curry rice. This is an extremely bad habit, understand?"

"Yeah!" I looked at the cool and bubbling happy water in his hand (why is it zero-degree QAQ) and nodded desperately.

As long as you are willing to give me happy water now, you can do whatever you want.

"Be serious." He handed over the cup helplessly.

At the moment when the nectar was about to fall, a bandaged hand stretched out halfway and cut off the source of my life-saving, and then the owner of the hand gulped it down very readily. People also exhaled loudly on purpose:

"Ah—thank you Odasaku, this is really bad weather."

The person who came here was Osamu Dazai, a specialty of the port mafia, the most vicious combination "Double Black".

The specific ingredients are 90.00% Nine’s Conspiracy and [-]% Bandage. Please don’t be nervous if you experience side effects such as backstab, fainting, anger, and heart attacks after eating. After all, you haven’t fallen to the ruins like the enemies of Mafia in the port. If you die in a different place, everything will be fine.perhaps.

Without thinking about it, I grabbed the knife on the side of the plate and swung it back. The other party quickly blocked it with the cup of happy water. The two of them refused to let the other. The iron and glass rubbed against each other, and the whole restaurant was immediately surrounded by extremely harsh noises. filled with noise.

"Isn't the weather very hot, Mr. Dazai, why don't you go to the morgue to cool off now?" My mouth was dry and hot, and my other hand picked up a filling of "Spicy! Dokidoki Heartbeat Curry!" He pointed at the hateful face and slapped it hard.

"Although the morgue is indeed the place of my dreams, it's a pity that Jingjun still can't achieve this."

I repeat, this man is very vicious.The best way not to be angry with him is to ignore him, but if you ignore him, he will find faults until you talk to him, such as now.

"After all, you are so weak."

Compared to me who just finished rehabilitation, Dazai's Taijutsu is indeed superior.He sneered, and his figure cleverly avoided the spicy curry. While turning around, he hooked his foot on the high stool and pulled it out. The stool was pulled down, and my whole body immediately lost my center of gravity, and I was about to fall straight down .

——and was caught by Odasaku-san.

The mature man completely ignored the two-sided pecking, and put his arms on his face to help me up, and finally added: "Boss, have another Coke Zero, less ice."

"……thanks."

"Odasaku, your child is going too far." Dazai took the table knife from my hand and began to play with it. The bright silver light twirled around his fingertips flexibly, but no matter how you looked at it, it seemed that he would die in the next second. He looked like he was about to poke him, "How can I call him his superior, isn't this behavior too rude?"

I have to say that although this person's character is rotten to the bone, his appearance is still of a super-class level.Thinking about it like this, I suddenly found that everyone in the high-level positions of Mafia at the port is good-looking. Needless to say, Mr. Nakaya’s good looks, the eldest sister is also a classical beauty with outstanding temperament, and the leader looks like a beast in clothes and a gentle scum. After all, what are we? Is it the mafia or the idol who made his debut in a package?

"Mr. Dazai, you have no right to criticize others when it comes to being rude." I retorted, "And suing the parents is quite disrespectful."

"King-kun is a member of the martial arts faction, right? So it's more or less under the control of me, a worthless leader, who is directly under the guerrilla captain~" Dazai pointed his cheek with his index finger and pretended to be thinking, his malicious and cute tone was a bit subtle Ke, bah, subtly disgusted, "In this case, it's okay to let Jingjun work overtime until he died from overwork."

"Really? It means that if I get rid of you here, I can get rid of the strange fake boss once and for all, right?" I pushed back unceremoniously.

The boy in front of me raised his false and frivolous deceitful smile, suddenly turned the knife in his hand, and stabbed it directly at my eyes.

"!!"

I closed my eyes reflexively to dodge, only to find that he didn't really poke me at all, but just used enough realistic fake moves to get the skin off me.

"I don't trust others too much, Jing-kun. Even if it's a fake boss, I'm so sad." ——and also made a very embarrassing speech.

I suddenly became angry, and as soon as I grabbed the fork, my wrist was pinned down.

It was Mr. Odasaku. He lightly pinched a certain part of the inside of his wrist. I only felt numbness in my fingers. I involuntarily let go of my hand, and the fork fell to the counter with a clang.

"King, that's too rude."

Mr. Odasaku, did you just casually side with that bandage monster and say something very sad? !

I turned my head back in disbelief, but the man continued to accuse me without being affected by his gaze, "Food is not a toy, and curry rice is innocent anyway. And this kind of behavior is also causing trouble for the boss, please go yourself Clean up the floor."

...No, it's not about the food, is it?

I stood up straight from his arms listlessly, and glared at a certain villain's proud bastard, but he didn't feel complacent for too long, because Mr. Odasaku said again immediately.

"The next time you encounter such a situation, you'll have to support the counter and kick across. Dazai probably won't be able to hide in this way, and you can also avoid wasting food."

"really?"

"However, your upper arm muscles are too weak." He squeezed my arm, "You must first recover your body. Dazai has no accomplishments in martial arts. As long as Jing works hard, he will be able to defeat him one day." of."

Now it was Dazai's turn to be impatient, he knocked on the cup dissatisfied and said loudly: "Hey Odasaku, this is your best friend, right?!"

"Yes."

Mr. Odasaku looked back in a daze, as if he hadn't fallen into the self-consciousness of the Shura field.

"So you're teaching him how to hit me?"

"...Because Dazai doesn't need to teach?" He hesitated, "Didn't you already win?"

Dazai was satisfied again.

With a sneer, I glanced at that smug face, and took the cleaning tool from the boss.

Don't be complacent, it's just Osamu Dazai, it doesn't matter if you've known each other for a long time, childhood sweethearts can't compare to heaven, this is the supreme truth proved by countless game animations and light novels.

……

Three months have passed since the Dragon Head War ended.

As the only winner of this struggle, the "Yokohama Port Mafia" became famous throughout Japan.The Rikusu Club in Tokyo, the Huajiu Club in Fukuoka, and even the veteran Sendo and Kasanoda groups in Kanto who are about to go ashore have all come to say hello.

However, the Japanese society is quite advocating the inheritance from father to son. Even at the grassroots level of the port Mafia, there are newcomers who follow this tradition and are active.

However, the scope of our leader's defense is young girls under the age of 12, so we don't have a "young master" here... Dazai?Isn't that completely finished, let alone Yokohama, this country is going to be finished.

Fortunately, the chief seems to have no interest in titles like "the ruler of the Kanto region". Instead, he is committed to expanding economically, politically and other aspects, and seems to want to deeply root his blood in Yokohama.

To be honest, it's much more difficult to make a fuss and make a fuss than a simple act of violence.Besides, this approach can be said to be a kind of idiotic behavior towards Yokohama. "The dark night in Yokohama will be controlled by the port mafia." My" What's the difference?

After the young girl control, the attributes of the leader have become more and more complicated.

I heard from my elder sister that the Superpower Special Affairs Section couldn't sit still at first. Recently, the asset review under the name of the port Mafia has become more and more stringent.

Thanks to them, I have to appease the business managers who have lost business. Mafia, a port that was understaffed to rebuild after the war, was immediately stretched. Even if I want to go out to eat curry with Odasaku Overtime, speaking of it, even Dazai met for the first time in these three months...

"Ah, by the way, Mr. Mori summoned Mr. Jing's message. I have nothing to do today so I sent it to you. Look~"

"Say something like this sooner!"

I give him a supercilious look, Osamu Dazai!

All in all, I ate two mouthfuls of spicy curry rice and a glass of happy water for lunch, and I feel bad when I have an empty stomach.

But looking at Mr. Odasaku who was in the middle of the meal and contacting the driver to pick him up, he hesitated again.

After all, besides eating curry, Mr. Oda Saku also wanted to take the opportunity to visit the children he had adopted before.After all, he has been working overtime with me for a long time, and occasionally I heard him talking on the phone with the children, and those little ghosts also miss him as a guardian.

"Since the leader only summoned me alone, Mr. Odasaku will be on standby here first, and the mobile phone must be kept open at all times."

Mr. Odasaku was a little surprised, "Is it okay to be alone? You were attacked by the enemy just last week, so now is the dangerous period."

That's right, the hatred of the remnants of the Takase Society has been driven to death by me, and I don't know when the intelligence department will find out which sewer these remnants of the defeated generals are hiding in. It's enough to sit on a Ferris wheel and have no peace.

However, when I think that Ms. Suzuki can live a happy life that ordinary people should have with peace of mind from now on, I don't think it's a bad thing.

"Usually this is enough." I pulled out the ornament hanging around my neck.

After being attacked last time, the logistics department specially equipped me with a miniature portable oxygen tank. I heard that I bought it from a doctor who is good at the research of this kind of very useful weapon device. *Half a palm-length metal product, without decompression or a mask, can directly inhale oxygen for about 10 minutes by biting the air port, and 10 minutes can already do a lot of things for me.

……

All the way was unimpeded, and the guards symbolically asked me to hand over my personal gun and dagger.Although everyone knows that the knife that Mr. Nakaya gave me is useless in my hands except for peeling apples occasionally, and even peeling apples occasionally, but rules are rules.

The majesty of the leader must not be offended.

"Little Jing—"

I was hugged as soon as I entered the door, it was Alice.

Alice sauce with a swimming ring on her back, wearing a white dead pool, and flowing blonde hair tied into twin ponytails.

"Good afternoon, Miss Alice."

No matter how many times I want to say, what kind of peerless treasure is the supernatural power of the leader?Did he save the galaxy in his previous life?Even if Alice's character is set by that middle-aged uncle, cuteness is justice.What's wrong with uncle, can't uncle have dreams?If I also have such a lovely younger sister, I will definitely dedicate all the best things in the world to her——

Alice shook my hand back and forth, blinking her blue eyes and acting cutely: "I want to play the one from last time, let me play Xiaojing."

The "that" she said was that Alice wanted to go to the beach a few days ago, but the leader was too busy to leave, and the two had a big (unilateral) quarrel, just in time for me to report to the mission with my eldest sister.

[V] is my sea, a sea where everything can be born and everything can be buried, so it is no problem to be a sea where a little girl can swim and play happily.

Under the mournful eyes of the leader who looked at this side from behind the desk from time to time, I played sea rafting with Alice for a whole afternoon, and successfully upgraded from "Xiaojing is so nice~" to "I like Xiaojing the most—" , and successfully heard the sound of the pen breaking in the leader's hand.

So... Alice, did you premeditate your outfit today?

"..."

I made a "shh" gesture to her, patted Alice on the head to make her behave, and took a few steps forward with my hands behind my back to bow to the man in a white medical coat.

"leader."

Under normal circumstances, the leader treats me like a kind daddy next door, and comes over to touch his head with a smile when we meet. After all, he can be kind to people like Dazai, at least I have never seen him get angry at anyone: " Long time no see, Jingjun, how is your body?"

"It's close to the level of normal people."

Mr. Nakaya left me a long list before his business trip, saying that I only need to follow the above training plan every day, and when he comes back, I will be a tough guy who can rub Dazai on the ground... But I can't even make time to eat curry and Cos/mosClock, so I don't have time to do this.

"In that case, maybe Mr. Jing can try this job."

The leader handed me a letter, with thick Chinese characters handwritten on paper embellished with gold leaf.

"Since the first generation, a certain chaebol who has been in contact with our port mafia has sent us an invitation letter to their family's new general hospital in Tokyo, which will officially open today."

"How about taking a look instead of me? Although our influence in Tokyo will not be the same as in Yokohama, this mission is not dangerous. It's just eating and drinking with big shots. By the way, I can give you a two-day vacation. Think of it as rewarding Jing Jun for working overtime every day during this period of hard work."

"Follow your will."

The leader of my family is actually an angel, right?

"Ah," he seemed to have suddenly remembered something good, clapped his hands and said happily, "Miss Suzuki Shizuko who made Jingjun and the port mafia acquainted is also in Tokyo, how about taking this opportunity to visit her?"

"------"

I suddenly looked up and stared at him, and my mind suddenly became confused.

The leader looked back at me with a constant smile.

Slowly, I bowed my head again and saluted him.

"Yes."

I retract my foreword.

How can there be such a narrow-minded angel in the world.

……

Logically speaking, you can leave after accepting the mission.However, with the status of a senior member, it is quite a rare opportunity to meet the leader directly like this, so I hesitated for a moment and decided to ask.

"Boss, I have a question."

"Ok?"

"Well, when will Mr. Chuya come back? It's been three months, and even Mr. Dazai has time to tease me today. Why hasn't Mr. Chuya come back yet? Chief, do you give Mr. Chuya too much work? ? He’s still in the puberty stage, so what if he doesn’t grow taller if he stays up all night? Even Dazai, that bastard, is taller than Chuya-san now—sorry, boss.”

The leader's inclusive smile was almost unstoppable. After shutting me up with his eyes, he got up from behind the table with a book in his hand, walked up to me, and knocked on me.

"Pay attention to manners, Jingjun. Also, this is no longer a problem."

"Hmm." This time it's all about beating your head with a book. Whether it's Mr. Odasaku or the leader, why do you all prefer Dazai? Men are big pigs, especially you dirty adult men!

I found out that the chief didn't answer any of my questions about Mr. Chuya.Forget it, he actually punished his conscientious poor subordinates?At this time, the real angel spoke: "Hey, Hayashi Taro, Xiaojing is going to Tokyo on a business trip? Now?"

At this moment, I witnessed how an unfathomable, majestic and loving leader transformed into a perverted and idiotic middle-aged good-for-nothing uncle.

"That's right, Alice-chan, but it's okay, Dad, I will continue to play with Alice-chan~ If that's the case, please try this swimsuit!!"

You got hit in the heart by the swimming ring, boss.

"Whoa, whoa—Rintaro is an idiot! Idiot!"

Alice ran into the next room angrily, and the door was slammed shut with a loud noise.

I looked at the leader who was petrified on the spot with pity.

Dad, the important thing is not who plays with Alice, but that she simply wants to play in the water.

But thinking about it this way, even if Alice hates the leader of the Young Girl Control, he can still see his supernatural powers at any time.And I, Shen Haijing, a great but humble Chinese chef, today is also a day when I can't even see the brim of my idol's hat.

Thinking about it this way...life...is really gloomy...

The author has something to say:

Jing-chan: I can’t see Mr. Nakaya, my life is gloomy.

Author: Life is gloomy?I cut my own leg, did I say anything? [Of course I said

*This small oxygen tank is the [push glasses] in the coffin of Conan Cyanbi

Needless to say, Su Nanhui [This article only uses Su Nanhui as the background, without its superimposed dejing formation]

[Whether it is chestnut or millet, the textual research party is going to die]

Hua Jiuhui is also very famous, Hakata tonkotsu ramen.

The remaining two are Yinglan's, and they will not appear in the background for the sake of fluent reading [should be

Oda Saku may become the biggest winner in this chapter...?

Ok, now we can start thinking about how to rescue him.

To be honest, the death of Oda Tsukuru will be the key point to further shape the character, whether to die or not is still under consideration [Of course not, you scumbag

If you don't die... emmm... unless Jing-chan also defected with Dazai [Be an individual

But that's impossible! Look up the title of the book——

For Schrödinger's Oda work, let's start planning! 【Take out the matryoshka.jpg

Finally decided to write two outlines【hair loss

[Friend tweet, she is so cute~]

"Happy Daily Struggle of Slaughtering"

Author: Liu Zhe

One-sentence introduction: Dazai's unrequited love history, isn't it sweet?

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