I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

It was a boy in civilian clothes who looked like Fran.

"Well——you're so cute——I thought there wasn't a child as cute as Fran——"

The short but submissive brown hair set off the boy's fair skin, and the fiery red pupils were clear and bright, but the eyes that looked at Yanmao were not very friendly.

"Ju Si, who is this woman?"

"I'm only 19 years old, the word woman is too early. ’ Yanmao thought to himself.

The boy's voice was childish and mature. Unlike Fran's flat tone, his tone was streamlined, expressing his displeasure straightforwardly.

"I'll explain to you later...don't call me by my name directly!"

"Team, captain——!!!" Immediately, another person screamed and rushed into the conference room. Yanmao took a closer look, and was surprised to find that there was a little fragrant pig hanging on the man's chest. To be precise, it was the The pig clung to the clothes on the man's chest.

The pig was shiny black all over. Even though it was a pig, it looked very dignified wearing a golden coat, and the exposed teeth were all white. The possibility of someone brushing its teeth could not be ruled out.

"Fancy! You're here too! Quick, get me the papaya!" The man turned to the beautiful child and begged for mercy.

Yanmao listened to the conversation, his mind running at high speed.

『It seems that this pig called... quince is the pet of Fancy, who is as cute as Fran. Fancy seems to have a high status. If he was an ordinary player, the bitten tragic mafia would have killed this stupid pig with a single shot.This little pig has a bad temper, but... I'm pretty good with food animals. 』

Fancy was about to make a move, but found that the dazed woman had already stepped forward.

Yanmao ignored the prison temple's restraining eyes, and walked forward pointlessly.I have been making meat dishes by myself for so many years, what kind of pigs have I never seen?Have you ever been bitten by a pig?I can escape from the wild boar's mouth, this kind of domestic pig is afraid of a fart~

Passion Lan Shou Squad

"Actually, my brain wasn't caught by a door, but kicked by a horse. 』

"I seem to have forgotten that when I escaped from the mouth of that tusked wild boar last time, Xanxus' box weapon was also nearby. 』

"Pig, pig, I believe your sharp teeth are only for scaring people, not for biting people, just like I feel safe when I pick up a kitchen knife. 』

Yanmao is now so entangled in her heart that her lungs hurt, and even her bronchi hurts.

Animals are actually very spiritual. For example, this pig named papaya knows very well in his heart that he can eat just like his name.Therefore, it immediately and very sensitively discovered the strange female organism in front of it, the grandson of the grandson of his grandfather's grandfather's brother's brother's child, a big wild boar with long tusks living in the Himalayas.

Pigs have to bow their heads before the chef.Papaya has always kept this sentence in mind.

So when Yanmao stretched out his hand and gently picked up the groin of the papaya's neck, the papaya immediately let go obediently.

"A pig who knows current affairs is a good pig." 』Yanmao twitched the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, forming a smiling angle.

Carrying the pig, turning around, Yanmao handed the papaya to Fancy. Fancy took the papaya in a daze, and hugged it in her arms. Without the arrogance just now, she just stood there blankly, pulling the papaya's ears measuredly with one hand, as a sign of punishment.

Yanmao looked at the shivering pig, and shook his head helplessly, "No way, all edible creatures are afraid of me." 』╮╭

The saved mafia uncle stared at Yanmao for a long time with a frozen face, and after confirming the news that the girl had officially joined the Lanshou team at the prison temple, he rushed out of the conference room at an incredible speed . Three minutes later, all the mafia uncles who got the news gathered at the door of the conference room, wanting to see the "cute, kind, innocent, petite, with tiger teeth on the left and dimples on the right, courageous, resourceful, fearless and fearless" in the mouth of the pig-bitten man. What about the invincible girl?Then, more and more people gathered. Except for those who had no choice but to be on duty outside the gate, a bunch of mafia uncles in the Lanshou branch headquarters were excited to spy on the young girl Yanmao.

In fact, the passionate Lanshou team members have been waiting for a long time for the arrival of a female creature.

"'Cute, Shiny, Simple and Petite', ah——finally I have a decent woman~"

"'When she smiles, she has canine teeth on the left and dimples on the right', ah——although she is not smiling now, you can imagine how wonderful that expression is when you see her face~"

"'Be courageous, resourceful, fearless, fearless and invincible', ah - I heard that she saved Ito from papaya's bloody mouth, wow~"

There was constant yelling outside the door, Yan Mao looked at the passionate black suit men at the door, swallowed his saliva, turned around, tried to look expressionless, and said in a straight line: "Prison Temple Lord, in fact, your subordinate Go crazy."

"No..." Prison Temple felt a deep sense of powerlessness hit him, how would he tell this 19-year-old girl, "No, they're not crazy, they're just too excited to see women." 』

"Mr. Prison Temple, why do I feel that they are looking at me...uh, like looking at the Virgin..."

"En..." The corner of Prison Temple's mouth twitched slightly, "They didn't see you as the Virgin Mary, but directly regarded you as the Virgin Mary!" 』

"Prison Temple Lord, I feel that my spine is in a panic."

"...you will get used to it." Prison Temple replied, suddenly thinking of the 15-year-old period full of joy and complaints.

Clearing his throat, Prison Temple's voice was mature and majestic: ""Bala, blah, blah"... that's it, Yanmao has now been assigned to Lanshou's team, so go back quickly if you understand! "

"Yes!" The uncles answered energetically, but their footsteps were sticky and unmovable. They looked back at Yanmao three times a step, reluctant to part.

"Don't worry about it, they're just...uh,..." Prison Temple tried its best to cover up for his subordinates, trying to establish a good impression in Yanmao's heart and build a bridge of future friendship, but he couldn't find anything that sounded like it. Also normal adjectives to explain the actions of subordinates.But "they're just lonely" or "they're just more excited to see women" or something, no matter how you think about it, people will intuitively think of perverts.

"No need to explain, I wasn't frightened." Yanmao waved his hand, signaling the prison temple to stop talking, with a slight smile on the corner of his mouth.

——"This lively atmosphere, isn't it a bit too much like Valian's idle guy? 』

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By the time Yan Mao calmed down and suppressed the messy feeling in her heart, she had already sat in the car of the prison temple again.

"Where are we going?" Yanmao asked.

"Didn't I explain it to you just now!" Prison Temple rolled his eyes, although he was complaining, he still answered the question, "Go to where you live."

"Oh——" Yanmao nodded clearly, then followed up as if he suddenly remembered something, "I don't have money or anything, so the rent is up to you, Mr. Prison Temple."

"The rent... that house is a vacant house in the property under Peng Ge's name, so..."

"So it's free, right?" Yanmao eagerly took the words of the prison temple, and after getting an affirmative answer, she smiled brightly, but there was no smile in her golden pupils.

"It's strange, I can't be happy... I can't be happy after knowing that I can survive in a world other than Valia..."

The car stopped, and Yanmao, who had traveled many places in one day and blew the cool wind from the skylight above his head many times, felt very tired and wanted to rush into the small two-story Japanese-style building in front of him and release Own.

After receiving the key handed over by the prison temple, after repeatedly confirming that there is no second key in the prison temple, and repeatedly assuring the prison temple that she will definitely remember that someone will pick her up for training at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, she wandered into the house, The two-story plus courtyard has an area of ​​[-] square meters, but she is the only one - the house.

Night had just fallen, and the lights had just come on, but Yanmao had already crawled into the bed, buried her head deeply in the quilt, and the suffocation from the lack of oxygen made her temporarily forget that indescribable mood.

The room, no, the whole house has a frightening dead feeling, which makes people hesitate, and makes people's thoughts start to spread quietly but without warning.

"Before going to bed, Miss Luce would scent my room with lavender while twisting her ass. 』

"When I wake up, I will see three small knives with patterns stuck in the pillow, which will not hurt me in front of my eyes. 』

"When I wake up, I can see a lot of people. 』

『Fran will draw a long voice and say, "Senior Yanmao—" It is obviously only a day later than myself. 』

"..."

"Bastard boss, what should I do... I seem to regard Varya as my family..."

"Am I slow..."

"...The longing that started five days after I left. 』

"Being able to smell the smell of lavender before going to bed has become a life......"

"It can't be erased. 』

"Sure enough, I still need to make a phone call and ask the long-haired combat captain to send someone to pick me up..." Yanmao said to himself, and turned over, "Forget about this kind of thinking... I still don't want to lose my mind Better."

"If you run back at this time, you will die."

Lord Yushou

Yanmao felt that he had a strange dream.In the dream, there was a loud and ugly doorbell, and the phone kept ringing.She couldn't help but wonder, is the world less civilized than the high-ranking Valia officials?