I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

Dallying and refusing to stand out, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and do it by himself.

"Hey! That damn girl over there! Of course you are safe so far away from us! You have to walk within our attack range—for example, five meters away from us!"

"You stinky woman—" the prison temple got angry and wanted to teach the fat woman a lesson, but Gang Ji hurriedly stopped him.

"Damn woman! 』

Yan Mao narrowed his eyes and looked at Cloe, but his mouth was talking to Xanxus: "Hey, Boss, did you hear that?"

Xanxus closed his eyes and did not open them, completely unresponsive.Yanmao could even hear the slightly concealed sneers of others.That's right, other mafia gangs don't like Pengo Lie but dare not speak out for a long time.If you make a fool of yourself, then Penger will make a fool of yourself.Compared with them waiting for this opportunity, this scene of Peng Lie's embarrassment has been waiting for a long time.

"Cut, I knew it. 』

"Go back to Valia after the banquet. The appetizer for dinner is Lasagna, the main meal is Parmaham and Culash, the wine is Canyonroad, and the dessert is Tiarmisu." After looking at Xanxus who still didn't respond, Yanmao gritted his teeth and continued, " At [-]pm I'll have supper ready. Carbonara with Chianti."

Yanmao's crisp voice echoed in the venue.Peng Lie was stunned, they almost forgot that Yanmao was a chef.

Xanxus opened his eyes and moved his eyes to look at Yanmao, but he still didn't get up.

Yanmao's originally clear eyes gradually blurred.Vodka has a lot of stamina, so the longer it takes, the worse it will be for Yanmao.

"Okay okay I surrender. 』

Sighing, with a compromising expression, Yanmao spoke again: "Starting tomorrow, three meals a day plus supper for three consecutive weeks, a total of 84 meals, the meat dishes will not be repeated, and will definitely not spend half an hour every morning Explain why it is not good to eat meat in the morning."

Xanxus closed his eyes again.

"you are vicious. 』

Yanmao took a deep breath, and said again: "Okay, add one month. 120 meals a month will not be repeated, and there will be no morning chatter for a month. —— Well, I will try my best to never talk nonsense before you eat breakfast."

"Humph."

With a soft snort, Xanxus stood up, looked down at Yanmao with the height difference, and said coldly: "It's rubbish." Then he stepped up and strode towards the shocked leader of the Dwight family. keep up.

Seeing that man with a terrifying expression on his face, a shiny ring on his hand, a man with a pistol on his waist under his coat looming as he walked, striding towards him, the people standing beside Dominic quickly retreated, Dominic hurriedly yelled: "Stop! Stop! Just go there! Miss Yanmao, you have won the bet!"

Xanxus stopped slowly, turned around and glanced at Yan Mao, Yan Mao answered clearly: "Yes." Then Xanxus turned around and sat back on the sofa.He crossed his legs, closed his eyes, and began to doze off again.

"Since the leader of Dominic said so," Bai Lan came out of nowhere, cast a look at Yanmao, then turned to look at Dominic with a smile, "then, tomorrow the Dwight family should take the initiative to form an alliance with Peng Lie right?"

Dominic remained silent for a while, clearly wanting to deny it.

"What's the matter, Chief Dominic, have you forgotten?" Bai Lan continued to smile, "It doesn't matter, as long as I and those around me remember it. Everyone will testify for you."

For some reason, Dominic suddenly felt that the smiling and friendly man in front of him exuded a terrifying aura, and the light flashed in his lavender eyes made people tremble, and he stammered unconsciously: "No, no Yes. Of course I remember. Tomorrow, tomorrow, the Dwight family will propose an alliance with the Vongola family."

Bai Lan nodded in satisfaction: "That's good."

The turmoil was finally over, Gangji felt relieved, turned his head slightly and said softly to Jingzi, "Take Yanmao to the lounge later, Jingzi."

Jingzi nodded in understanding: "Oh, I know."

Prison Temple stood aside blankly, the words Yanmao said to Xanxus repeatedly echoing in his mind, "Go back to Valia after the banquet is over", let out a breath slowly, and his mind went blank.

"Falcon~"

The [-]-pound Cloe posted it again, but Prison Temple had lost all reason to treat her kindly. He frowned impatiently and tried to suppress his anger. He coldly spit out a few words: "Go away, ugly woman." , left the dazed Cloe and walked to the lounge alone.

The Last Vongola Ball

Entering the lounge, Yanmao hadn't come yet.Prison Temple took a deep breath of the air that didn't smell of hateful cosmetics, and fell down on the sofa, feeling a very bad premonition, which was more annoying than knowing that Yanmao had to go back to Valia.

There was a clear sound of footsteps in the corridor outside the door, the stiletto heeled shoes on the prison temple's feet could never make the sound, and the double accents alternated rhythmically.

Realizing that it was Jingzi and Yanmao, Guisi didn't know how to react and face it. As the footsteps approached, he subconsciously rolled off the sofa and hid behind him.In the next second, the door was opened, and then the sound of the sofa collapsing was heard. Without looking at the prison temple, one could tell that it was Yanmao and Jingzi who were sitting on the double sofa opposite.

Sitting down with the wobbly Yanmao, Jingzi handed over the hangover tea, looked at Yanmao worriedly and said, "Yanmao sauce, drink this cup of hangover tea obediently, it will make you feel better if you spit it out. "

Yanmao looked at a full glass of sober tea and waved his hand: "I'm already full after three glasses of vodka, and I can't drink any more."

"I have to drink it." Jingzi took the teacup forward again, "The dance should be over soon after what happened just now, it's better to rest before that, do you want to eat something?"

"So I'm already full." Yanmao reiterated, looked at Jingzi's expression and accepted the teacup resignedly, looked at the Yingying water to wake up a little, took a sip under Jingzi's attention, swallowed, and remained silent , and turned to look at Jingzi, "If there is nothing to do next... Ms. Jingzi can stay here too."

Nodding knowingly, Jingzi got up and closed the door lightly, sat down again, suddenly remembered that before entering the lounge, Xanxus glanced at Yanmao and Yanmao replied "yes", so he asked: "Just now Xanxus looked at Yanmao. Cat sauce, what do you want to say?"

"The bastard Boss reminded me that the beef for dinner should be raw, and the red wine should be sprinkled with salt."

"Eh?! Really?"

"Of course it was a joke."

"..."

"The bastard Boss is reminding me not to think about running away."

Looking at Jingzi, Yanmao turned his eyes to the cup in his hand, and his face in the water became very strange.She kept Kyoko, but didn't know how to speak.Carefully looking at her own small reflection in the tea at the rim of the cup, Yanmao focused as if she wanted to suck herself in. After a long time, her voice came: "Miss Jingzi..."

Stopping for a while, Yanmao was thinking deeply, thinking about how to say it, and then slowly asked: "Miss Jingzi, do you like the feeling of being drunk?"

"Do you feel drunk?" Jingzi repeated the question, understood a little bit, didn't answer directly, but asked back, "Does Yanmaojiang like it?"

Nodding heavily, Yan Mao moved a little too much because he was drunk, and his serious expression looked cute: "I like it."

"Then why?"

"Miss Jingzi won't understand the reason. Because Miss Jingzi is the leader's wife." Yanmao looked at Jingzi, drank the hangover tea in small sips, swallowed all the liquid in his mouth, and thought for a while before answering, " But I'm just a fighter with low combat effectiveness, a mafia living in a high-risk environment.

When the terrifying boss gives orders, you can’t yell assholes. When Captain Bell is in a good mood, you have to jump out and be a target. Sister Lu Si’s newly bought unfamiliar mask must be actively tried. When you are in a bad mood, you can't cover your ears when you are yelled at. When Uncle Levi is angry, you have to express your affection for him... Ms. Jingzi has never lived such a life.

But if I'm drunk,

It’s okay to call Boss a bastard, it’s okay to make faces to the combat captain and cover your ears, it’s okay to tell Uncle Levi that the boss’s orientation is normal, it’s okay to avoid Captain Bell’s attack every time, and it’s okay to watch Sister Luce’s face turn red It’s okay to laugh, it’s okay to cry, it’s okay to stick with someone for a long, long time, it’s okay to be anything...

If so, I'm really happy...

Well, I'm really... very happy. "

Nodding his head, as if he was satisfied with his speech, Yanmao finished his answer and began to drink tea in small sips.

Covering Yanmao's head with her hand, Jingzi thought about how to answer.

Originally bent over and squatting behind the sofa, Yusi hoped that Jingzi or Yan Mao would leave quickly, but after hearing this passage, he suddenly fell silent.

I feel like I understand Yanmao a little bit.

Although she doesn't know it.

But did something that could hurt her.

Without waiting for Jingzi to answer, Yanmao asked again: "Hey, Miss Jingzi, if one day Rabbit Ji has to marry another woman for the sake of the family—"

"Do you have to marry another woman..."