I'm not a bomb, so please don't throw me out

the kind in. "

"Wouldn't that be nice?" Issota's answer brought Tsunayoshi back to reality.

"Yeah, actually, I'm also looking forward to it." Yanmao's answer made Prison Temple continue to petrify.

"Are you going undercover?"

"Issota, you know too much."

"It's just a random guess. I want to go too~"

"Hey——! What!" Gang Ji was the first to react, and quickly waved his hands, "No, no, no!"

"Why?" Issota looked disappointed.

Yanmao looked at the embarrassed expression of his leader, and went straight to explain: "If I go alone, then if I die or get injured, it will be an internal problem of Vengley. But if you bring you, it will be about Gabrielone and The relationship between the two Pengele families is over."

Although it is almost like this, but from Yanmao's mouth, Gangji has a feeling of seeing through the world of mortals, and a feeling of "Yeah, ruthless and unwilling to be contaminated with more troubles, this is this world" arises spontaneously .

"Hey, Rabbit Ji." Yanmao tugged on Gangji's sleeve lightly to bring him back to his senses, "Let the two of us go together."

"You don't need to be responsible for whether she is hurt or not, of course you agree!"And it wasn't you who disagreed with this suggestion just now! ! ’ Tsunayoshi screamed inwardly.

"Well, isn't this very good, Gang." Yamamoto helped Yanmao speak, and Yanmao could only wag his tail to express his gratitude.

"not good at all! 』

"Oh——I also feel good to the limit!!"

"So it's not good at all! ! 』

"Haha, then it's settled like this, let's go to the interview tomorrow."

"Hello!I am the leader! 』

Gangji nodded decadently, and the black rabbit lost all momentum.

Seeing the excited faces of Yanmao and Issota, Tsuna could only silently remind him: "So don't forget that this is a mission of the mafia—"

Formal appointment

The next morning.

"Originally, the sun was shining and the spring was infinitely good, but it was almost dusk, ah bah, in short, it was a very beautiful morning..."

Yanmao sat in the back seat of that cool sports car in the prison temple without saying a word, silently concreting his resentment.

"Everything was destroyed by this bastard who only listened to Usagi Hime's orders... You must be dissatisfied with your desires, Mr. 』

Looking at Yanmao's expression, Prison Temple almost guessed what she was thinking, so he raised his hand——

Suddenly a chestnut was picked up on his head, and Yanmao imagined that his scalp was slowly protruding like Nohara-san, and then finally formed, the top was slightly red, and he turned his head with dissatisfaction, staring fiercely at the prison temple for ten seconds.

And then... no more.

She thinks she is not as good as Xiaoxin, and after being punched by her mother, she can continue to shamelessly tease that beautiful sister who doesn't like green peppers.Although Yanmao didn't know where he had provoked this untimely bomb around him again, it's better to obediently do less and make less mistakes.

『You don't need a reason for the menopausal syndrome's fried hair. 』Yanmao comforted himself like this.

After getting permission to perform the mission with Issota yesterday, Yanmao forgot that he was about to embark on the road of no return as soon as he went home as an undercover maid, until the doorbell was pressed by the prison temple this morning. !” It kept ringing until she remembered this incident.

"Yesterday, I really just had a spur of the moment senile depression attack really, so you should forget my slip of the tongue yesterday..."

『Issota must have been awake all night, and now she is sleeping under the shade of my brother. 』Yanmao's resentment gradually deepened.

Fancy, who was sitting alone in the passenger seat, was feeling uncomfortable. Through the reflector above his head, he saw a strange purple-black gas filling behind him. He tried his best to hold back himself and shouted at Prison Temple, "Is this really all right?" This woman's resentment has become concrete!!!" desire.

If he hadn't known that he would see Issota today, he wouldn't have come to see this woman off.

see off?Why not?

The car drove steadily into the intersection about 10 minutes away from the coffee shop, and prison temple got out of the car, holding Yan Mao firmly in his left hand who refused to get out of the car.

"..." Yan Mao said that he couldn't complain about his current situation.

Ignoring the surprised eyes of passers-by on the road, Prison Temple nonchalantly carried Yanmao by the collar and walked slowly towards the coffee shop with Fancy and a few subordinates hidden in the crowd.

"Mr. Zha Mao, can I yell 'robbery of a girl—' or something." Yanmao said very bored, she was not interested in such a stupid proposal and ended it with a question mark.

Sure enough, Guisi just waved his hand and gave the idiot a shudder without answering.

Answering an idiot's question would make him as much an idiot as this idiot.

Fancy looked at Yanmao who accepted the atrocities and the prison temple who committed the atrocities, and looked at the eyes of passersby on the road accusing the prison temple and sympathizing with Yanmao, and sighed, "The image of the prison temple, although I can understand it." You feel unhappy because I feel the same way, but you will be scolded by others...』

After finally walking to the entrance of the coffee shop, Ji Si put Yan Mao on the ground. When Yan Mao looked up, he saw that Issota was already waiting at the door of the coffee shop with an excited face, and finally regained consciousness.

"Fuck, I'm so excited to be a maid, even M doesn't have to be so obvious..."

Then the two entered the store for an interview and came out an hour later.Prison Temple and his subordinates stayed far away, only seeing the shop owner staying at the door to talk to the two of them. Through the bug installed on Yanmao's body, he learned that the content of the conversation was to arrive at the shop at 08:30 tomorrow morning, and it would be official after a day of trial. work.

As expected, the two men passed the interview smoothly.Because of the wiretapping device, Prison Temple knew the interview process of the two of them clearly, so his face didn't feel better.

The subordinates around him are silent, captain, calm down, it's time to take a break after putting on this stinky face for more than ten hours.

So, at full speed, Prison Temple sent the two of them to Pengelie's headquarters.It's impossible for two people to ask "Master 様~Are you Lucien-sama~" table by table after officially taking up the job.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who wants to call someone "Master" and add a curve symbol! ! !Prison Temple with a dark face sent the two to Pengelie's headquarters to carry out memory work on the enemy's data.

Gang Ji heard that both of them were admitted with soft smiles on his face. Seeing his Lanshou's expression, his eyelids twitched slightly, and he personally brought the two girls to his office. The materials have been prepared. alright.

——Yes, it’s just that Judaime-sama wants to take a break.

Yanmao looked at the information, not only the official profile, but also some more objective personality analysis of the intelligence officer himself, looking and watching, Yanmao's expression became more and more tangled.

"What's the matter Yanmao?" Gang Ji felt very strange seeing Yanmao's expression.

Looking up at Gangji, and then turning back to look at Issota who had withdrawn his attention from the information and looked at him, Yanmao read out some of Lucien's character traits: "Smiling on the face is suspected of having a dark belly. I like sweets, and every line must I ordered MarbleCheeseCake, one of the shop's signature desserts, but the cake was really delicious. It seems that I prefer girls who are a little bit dazed. Looking at that kind of cute object is like looking at a pet cat, but there is no obscenity. All the rings have been found to be an A-level big space ring, an A-level lightning property ring, and a B-level lightning property ring, but the only one that has been worn on the finger is the big space ring."

Glancing at everyone's gazes, Yanmao continued: "Leaving aside the fact that this intelligence officer has the attributes of a house girl and a corrupt woman and most of the information is useless, don't you think that the leader of Bertram is very similar to Bai Lan?"

After listening to Yan Mao's words, Gangji made a look of sudden realization: "No wonder I got goosebumps when I read the materials."

Prison Temple only felt that the head of the family was even more annoying.

Issota tried hard to search his mind for the memory of Bai Lan mentioned by Yanmao.

Fancy is more worried about Issota's situation.

"Since Mirufiore and Pengo Lie are allied families, it doesn't matter if you ask Bai Lan for help?" Yanmao looked forward, "I really want to see the scene where Bai Lan meets this Lucien."

"No!!" Prison Temple stopped him immediately, and after receiving the warning, accusation, ambiguous, and understanding eyes from Gangji, he immediately answered, "Peng Gelie can handle this kind of thing, there is no need to ask a secret agent." Rufiore to help."

"The momentum weakened immediately..." Yanmao secretly said to Issota from the side, and three seconds later, he resignedly touched the third bump on his head with a look of determination.

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At seven o'clock in the morning, the doorbell rang "Kill!" and Johnny II's special "Prison Temple Edition" You idiot still don't answer the phone! ! Under the double torment of "", Yanmao got up.Wearing pajamas, holding a pile of pig food and dog food, he ran to the living room and began to eat for his pets. When Si Jiang was licking the milk with a cheerful face, Prison Temple, who had been waiting outside the door for half an hour, kicked angrily. He entered the door, only to see Yanmao in pajamas choking on the spot, then immediately exited the room and closed the door before yelling "Hurry up!".Although Yanmao really wanted to run to Prison Temple and say, "I'm not ashamed, you're blushing." But due to safety concerns, he gave up.Go back to the room, change clothes, grab a lollipop and go out.

At eight o'clock, I arrived at the coffee shop with Issota almost.

Follow the deputy store manager to the changing room, half