i spent the summer in gotham

105.

Kan Luo and I were digging in the woods with a small shovel.

Tim, watching our brawl, tore open the bag of potato chips and crunched, "What are you doing?"

"Digging butterflies." I was sweating profusely.

"Digging butterfly larvae." Guan Luo was dripping with sweat.

Tim's expression was indescribable, "You know," he said carefully, "it's usually the larvae of earthworms and cicadas that live in the soil. The eggs of butterflies are usually on trees or rocks, and some butterflies survive the winter by migrating."

Guan Luo and I froze in place, "Is that so?"

"That's right." Tim looked at us with sympathetic eyes and said, "And in the rules of the borrowing race, you don't need to find live butterflies. Butterfly specimens or butterfly hairpins are fine."

"Ang?" I was dumbfounded.

"Ang?" Guan Luo was dumbfounded.

I'm sorry, it's the two of us holding back the average IQ of the Wayne family, woo woo woo.

106.

Dick was still struggling with whose photo to take, mainly because the pet contest was broadcast live, no matter whose photo he chose to post, it was likely to be seen by other people who followed the show.

So this photo is very important.It can be said that it determines the difficulty of Dick's future reunion and the amount of black history that the other party can get when he makes a new girlfriend.

Dick bit his fingers and said, "Barbara? Starfire? Sean? Bea? Cheyenne? Helena? Lori? Emily? Donna? Clancy?"

Tim sat on a stool in the lounge area, "I don't know why, but I really want to take a picture of this scene and send it to all his ex-girlfriends."

Connor said kindly, "Don't."

Tim tried to bargain, "I'll just record one minute."

Connor said straightly, "Don't."

Dick was still struggling while our side was making a fuss.

He finally made up his mind and made a call to his best friend, "Warley, buddy, I need your help. This is a once in a lifetime request."

107.

Xiao Krypton came back with a photo of the big white dog and the penguin in his mouth.

The gargoyle blesses the penguin. Seeing the messy hair on Xiao Krypton's body, he was beaten again.

What bad thoughts can Penguin have? Little Penguin just wants to make money. Why is everyone beating him up?

Stryker flew back after him, and as soon as Krypton landed, Titus ran up reservedly and barked at Krypton a few times.

Xiao Krypton nodded friendly, and the two dogs, one black and one white, walked side by side to the referee.

Stryker, the Kryptonian cat, lowered his body and meowed non-stop at the two dogs.

Xiao Krypton was at a loss, "Wow?"

Titus calmly said, "Wow."

Stryker was angry, "Meow!"

The orange cat jumped on the big white dog and exhaled at Titus. The big brother Titus tried to enlighten the cat, "Wow."

Xiao Krypton was puzzled, shook his body, and threw Stryker off.

Stryker was furious, and scratched his paw on the Kryptonian dog.

A melee ensues, with cats meowing, dogs jumping, and Titus growling.

Tim sat on the edge, eating popcorn with relish.

I poked my head over, "What are you looking at? You're so mesmerized."

"Shh," Tim made a silent gesture to me, "I'm watching an urban romance drama."

I had a complicated expression, "You are really becoming more and more wicked."

Tim shrugged. "I'm not German."

If you are an American, don't play Chinese memes!

108.

Jason tried his best, and even used Ah Fu's lamb chops to lure him to snatch a burger from Warren's mouth.

He wiped the sweat off his forehead, and looked at the fat hamburger in his hand with a gratified smile.

He took Warren and the burger to the referee's seat, and the referee pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "Unfortunately, sir, there is no hamburger embryo in your burger, so it doesn't count."

Jason argued, "But there are toasted egg whites instead of hamburger embryos!"

The referee shook his head, "A hamburger is incomplete without a hamburger embryo."

Jason slapped the table and stood up, "Are you looking down on fitness burgers!"

The referee not only patted harder than him, but even raised his leg to stand on the stool to make himself look taller than Jason. His face under the glasses was grim, "All fitness burgers are fucking cults!!"

Jason looked at the referee standing on the stool, "..."

Jason: "OK, fe."

109.

Xiao Qiao sneaked back and handed a stack of posters to Bat Bull who was quietly watching the Krypton cat-dog battle.

"Okay, I got it, quickly take it to the referee." The little boy blushed with embarrassment.

Damian knew at a glance that he had something to do. The little assassin, who knew his partner very well, jumped over with Xiao Qiao's head supported, and snatched the poster from Xiao Qiao's hand.

"Hey!" He ignored Xiao Qiao's angry roar and turned over the posters one by one.

Very normal Super English posters, not as good as Guan Luo's collection, at least there is no swimsuit in it.

Detective Damian narrowed his eyes. He glanced at Xiao Qiao who was suddenly nervous, and he suddenly shortened his body and pulled out a book from Xiao Qiao's hand behind his back. "The new issue of "Juvenile Jump," Damian said. Flipping through the manga, "Ah, there is a serialization of "JOJO" this week."

Xiao Qiao reluctantly leaned over, "Obviously I bought the manga first, why did you read it first?"

"Because I'm older than you."

"But I'm taller than you."

boom--

It was the sound of a human hand hitting a Kryptonian's head.

110.

Jason came back with a standard burger with a hamburger and sliced ​​cheese.

Tim and I were slumped in chairs like two salted fish when Warren walked by with his shoulders crouched.

Jason took two steps and stepped back, "Aren't you a contestant?"

"Yeah," I said, "we're looking for butterflies."

Jason endured it, with a complicated tone, "It won't be recognized if Tim changes his name to make up for it."

"No, I didn't look for it." I pointed to the front, "It's Can Luo looking for it."

Jason looked in the direction I pointed the way. Little Starfish was holding a small flower and standing in the palm of a beautiful sister with a butterfly hairpin. The scorching sun. Your eyes are so bright, they are like immortal stars that illuminate the night sky. When you smile, Barbatos, the master of the dark multiverse, will tremble for you."

"You are so cute." The young lady smiled and kissed Xiao Haixing, took the little flower in his hand, and handed him the butterfly hairpin.

"..." Jason turned to look at me with the expression of seeing the black mask kissing the red skull, "You taught him?"

I showed a look of praise, "No, he said it himself. The literary talent is really good, we won for sure!"

Jason: "...as long as you are happy."

Jason: "...Maybe, you guys share similar tastes."

Tim tore off the bag covering the popcorn bucket, "Forgive her, after all, Huaxia's starting point is not like Chaoyingmeiman, who likes to engage in large-scale psychological monologues."

111.

Little Krypton, Stryker, and Titus came to the judges' seat with names.

Bat Bull was holding a stack of Xinghuo posters, Guan Luo brought a butterfly hairpin, and Warren had a hamburger in front of him.

Biting her wings, there was a photo in front of her.

At this moment, everyone couldn't restrain their curiosity and stretched their necks to look over.

Who is it, who is it?

The ex-girlfriend that Dick missed so much that he was willing to show nostalgia on any possible TV show.

Several heads surrounded the city, and Dick looked away from the sidelines and whistled.

Caught off guard.

I see a tough face with exaggerated red lips and bright purple eyeshadow.

"WTF!" several exclaimed.

Although I have a pair of eyes that find beauty, but, that is, really——

Uh.

I looked at the woman's red hair in the photo, and said with difficulty, "At least the Dick redheads are well established."

"No, you don't know." Tim vicissitudes said, "You don't know anything."

Jason slowly lowered his hand covering his eyes, "This is Wally West, Kid Flash and The Flash."

Did any women ever play The Flash?

"He's male."

!!!

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I turned my head to look at my brother who gradually moved out of the field at some point, with a trembling voice, "Are you finally not letting go of men?"

112.

I know, I just know.

A man with a raised ass is not a good thing.

"Don't diverge your thinking to strange places, it's just a photo!"

113.

Given that we only handed things in within a few seconds of error.

In order, No.1 should be Dick, No.2 should be me, and No.3 should be Xiao Qiao.

It's not a big problem, the prizes we want are different, and we can exchange prizes.

The referee pushed his glasses, "No.1 in this game, Alfred the cat. No.2, Ace the dog. No.3, Hayley the dog."

stop?

Who are you talking about?

An uncle who had been on the fringes of the team and had no sense of presence, tore off the human skin mask on his face.

Alfred took the Alfred cat and Ace gracefully to the stage, standing among the cats, dogs and sluggish Dick dignifiedly took the No.1 bonus and pet toy set, with the retired Batdog and smart cat and The organizer took a group photo.

We standing under the stage: ...?

Only then did Damian realize, "Didn't it mean that a person can only bring one pet to the competition?"

"Oh, Master Damian," Afu pretended to be surprised, "I'm sorry I saw you just now, it's like this, Ace is actually registered to compete under the name of Master Bruce, I have consulted Master about his wishes, and he said yes. "

Ah, the breezy feeling of BKg.

A Fu raised his eyebrows and smirked, "Since the owner and guests are not at home in the manor today, I think I can relax and give myself a vacation today."

We flinched under the kind eyes of the old man, "Of course."

"Now," Ah Fu held Ace's dog leash and the cat bag containing Alfred's cat, "Can I leave, masters and ladies?"

We consciously and humbly step aside, "Of course, please."

The prize money wasted, woo woo.

114.

As expected of the man who raised Batman.

As expected of the man who taught Bat Dog.

As expected of a man who punched Superman in the head.

Boom.

115.

However, we still have benefits for Afu to win the award.

Ah Fu was not at home this morning, and no one was cooking at home, so he took out the No.1 bonus and found a restaurant that could accept pets for all of us to have a meal.

Great!

116.

In the middle of the meal, Dick got a phone call.

The male voice on the other side of the phone complained in grief and indignation, "Did you ask me to take pictures for you just to put them on the show?"

Dick murmured guiltily, "This is the only request I make once in my life."

"If I knew this is your 'once in a lifetime request', I would never help you." This time the voice was not on the phone.

The young man with red curly hair stood at the door of the restaurant, showing an unusually sunny smile, "Hi, good buddy."

Dick shuddered.