i spent the summer in gotham

1.

"Number 13, Li Cizhang."

I stepped forward following the sound of the horn, and took Feijian's driver's license from the uncle in the old man's vest.

The uncle held that end, and I held this end.

I pulled it, but it didn't move.

The uncle gave me an inscrutable look, "This is the fourth time, and I won't send it to you next time."

I said humbly, "Uncle Liu has worked hard, thank you Uncle Liu. Next time you play cards with my master, I will register for you."

Only then did Uncle Liu give me a satisfied look, and Shi Shiran let go.

I treasured the flying sword driver's license that came back to me for the fourth time.

On the first day of winter vacation, I, Li Cizhang, finally became a driver's license holder of Feijian again!

Great!

2.

On the first day of the holiday in Shushan, my fellow monks rushed out like huskies having a good time.

All kinds of flying swords, flying discs and flying carpets passed by the top of the mountain, and the fellows who had not obtained the flying sword's driver's license walked down the mountain with big bags on their backs.There were even more lively sports monks who cheered and pulled out their skateboards, stepped on them and headed straight to the foot of the mountain with their luggage.

All right, you are the hero of JUMP's fugitive campaign.

Aqiang and Meimei go home every winter vacation to celebrate the New Year.Ah Qiang is from Jiangnan, and Meimei lives in the three northeastern provinces. I went directly to the United States and ate and drank at my rich father's house.

Before leaving, Aqiang and Meimei held my hand affectionately, "Can we go to your house for Christmas?"

But yes, please stay away from my brothers, especially Jason, he is just a 180+ lb kid who loves to write about daddies!

You can guess what crooked ideas you are playing with your toes!

3.

I went to get my fourth flying sword driver's license before leaving, so that I could save a lot of airfare money.

During the summer vacation, my father gave me a lot of pocket money, but I couldn't hold back this semester, so I gave my wife two times of refining.I am still a poor dog with nothing left.

I figured it out, Edgeworth Flight can go directly to Wayne Manor, and save a taxi fare, perfect.

So I backhandedly refunded the plane ticket I bought before, pinched the concealment talisman, and found a perfect angle near the observatory and jumped down!

Due dragged a stream of light in the air.

I happily blew the wind for several hours and landed smoothly on the back hill of Wayne Manor.I happily rushed through the gate with my suitcase on my shoulders, and the little orange cat, Warren, was squatting on the table, meowing at me.

I waved to Ah Fu, "I'm home, isn't it soon!"

Ah Fu glanced behind me, then glanced again, he nodded, "It's really fast, welcome home, Miss Ci Zhang."

"However, Master Tim drove to the airport to pick you up, didn't you see him?"

……

Ah, I forgot.

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Will Angry Duck Detective assassinate me?

4.

Jason burst out laughing in the group, and all the chat boxes were swiped by his "hahahaha".

Without hesitation, he repeatedly stabbed his poor sister in the heart, "How faceless you are, Mr. Wayne went to pick you up in person, but you let him go."

He sent an emoji of Batman giving a thumbs up, "Excellent, I laughed so hard, please do it a few more times."

I curled up on the couch and whimpered, and Tim bubbled in the group, "I fell asleep in the car and just woke up."

He thought for a while, and comforted, "Actually, put the seat down and turn on the air conditioner, and I slept soundly."

Then you are a ghost if you don't sleep soundly.

Jason was silent for a long time, and then sent an emoji of Batman raising his middle finger.

"I came out to escape work." Tim said quietly, "Ah Fu will testify for me, it's not that I don't want to go to the company meeting."

Wow, unscrupulous boy, there is nothing left to do.

"It's just a bill of [-] million," Tim said proudly, "It's nothing compared to the precious family!"

One, one hundred million? !

Hurry up and go back to the meeting, I will use Duer to send you off!

Tim explained that the deal could be done even in his absence.

He said sadly and impatiently, "Don't come to me if you have nothing to do with a little money like [-] million."

"It's annoying."

"Did the executives grow up eating oatmeal, and I have to come here in person?"

Appeared, capitalists speak!

Jason sent a series of meaningless gibberish, and then a photo.

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Jason: "Look at that street light, isn't it pretty?"

Jason: "Wouldn't it be nice to hang a Timothy Drake-Wayne?"

Tim shut up, as quiet as a chicken.

Sure enough, to deal with capitalists, the people at the bottom need to take action in person.

6.

The winter vacation in Shushan is relatively early. When I arrived at the mansion today, Dick was working as a laborer in Bludhaven, and Damian was still in school, enjoying the campus life with Xiao Qiao.

In Gotham, apart from my dad and Alfred, there are only Tim and Jason who just came back.

Almost four months later, I saw Tim again.He took a catch-up sleep in the car, feeling refreshed, and even the dark circles under his eyes faded a lot.

I was shocked and pointed at him with trembling fingers, "You, you..."

Tim doesn't know so, "What's wrong with me?"

I widened my eyes, "Why did you grow taller, how did you grow taller, will you grow to the height of Timothy Duck?"

"Be polite, 178 is the normal height for a teenager my age!" Tim, who has grown by five centimeters in four months, justified.

Oh, so Dick, who is still spinning at 178 in his late thirties and still unable to break through the 180 mark, is not of normal height.

The height of the Wayne family gradually rolls inward, and the younger the age, the taller it is.Starting with Jason, Dick's younger brothers began to develop toward NBA ecstasy height one by one.

Dick loses by being born too early.

pity.

7.

Dick didn't know we were whispering about his height.

Haven has been relatively peaceful recently. After knowing that I came back, he packed up his things and planned to go back to Gotham for a while.

Dick didn't come back alone.

He also brought back a dog.

"This is Haley." Dick introduced us to the three-legged dog. "Be careful not to be bitten by her, she is fierce."

"No, she is Biting Wing, call her Biting Wing." Tim corrected, "Just like our non-real name principle, please call her by her code name."

I knew that the genius of Biting Wing must have been named by Tim.

"The only record of ferocious Bite Wing so far is to get Dick to go to the veterinarian once." Jason, who came back from the East End on a motorcycle, lay on the sofa and laughed, "I told you earlier, you don't have a dog relationship, Gray Mori."

As he said this, Titus was cradled on his left, Ace was in his right arm, Warren was milking his lap, and Alfred the cat was curled up on the back of the sofa behind him like an animal friend.

Dick felt taunted. "She was just being nice to Tim and Barbara, and Tim slipped on her for two hours!"

I waved to the puppy, "Come here, baby."

The three-legged puppy tilted its head, and the little head leaned over to sniff my hand.The fluffy little tail flicked up like a propeller.

Bitewing jumped onto my lap and let me rub her chin.

Jason sneered.Dick sighed in pain, "I lost."

Biting Yi, as the name suggests, biting Ye Yi, he gave Ye Yi a big gift package of rabies vaccine when he took off his gloves when they met for the first time.

Then again, Tim is a naming genius - except when it comes to giving himself a nickname.

8.

Bite Wing gets along well with the cats and dogs at home, and under the leadership of her eldest brother Titus, she quickly gets acquainted with other animals.

Dick is like an old dad watching his daughter grow up and go out and make friends. "I'm worried about her."

Jason couldn't stand it anymore, "What are you worried about? Are you worried that Ah Fu's dog food is so delicious that she will stretch herself out?"

"No," Dick said deeply, "I'm afraid the next time I see her, it will be in the Gotham papers."

Disabled dogs robbing zoos or something.

No one could have predicted the actions of the Extraordinary Animal Corps, no one.

9.

Damian came back in the afternoon. In my expectant eyes, the little boy did not grow taller, and still maintained the perfect standard of "the best Robin at 1.3 meters seven".

That's great, I thought I was the only one who didn't grow taller.

oh?you say dick

He is past his growth period.

10.

When Damian saw me, his green eyes blazed with genuine joy, as if I wasn't his sister, but a piece of cat grass in a cat's eyes.

He stopped me on my way to the bathroom.

Damian was hesitant, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence, "Can you..."

I looked at him lovingly, "Huh?"

"Can you..." Damian tried again and again, blushing, and finally asked with difficulty, "Can you go to my parent meeting?"

I was a little surprised, pointing at myself and said, "Me? Are you sure it's me?"

Da Mi couldn't install it anymore, and the child was so embarrassed that he scratched the ground with his toes, "Stop talking nonsense, I'll pay you, will you go?"

"go with!"

Why don't you go if you have money?

11.

Here I want to explain why Damian didn't find someone else to hold a parent-teacher meeting for him.

My dad, PASS first.It's impossible for Damian to let my father go and listen to the teacher's complaints, and he will ground himself naturally after he comes back.

Tim, PASS.Ivy League wits would brandish Damian's truancy sheet and unacceptable transcripts and mock him to death.

To be reasonable, Damian's grades are very good, and the knowledge taught in school is just child's play for him.But he couldn't stand it because he missed exams and classes, and there were more than one red cross on his report card.

Dick, PASS.Although the eldest brother asked Superman to help with homework when he was a child, he was admitted to Hudson University.This double-standard dog obviously often skipped homework and classes for night patrols when he was a child, but he still has to nag on Damian's behavior of skipping classes.

Damian said angrily, "I can get admitted to Hudson University now!"

Okay, okay, I know you are a top student, so let's step down.

There are only two choices left, one is Ah Fu and the other is Jason.

He had invited Ah Fu last time.Unfortunately, the old housekeeper happened to catch up with Damian helping Xiao Qiao cheat in the examination room.The two little boys stood together in the office to receive ideological education.

From then on, Ah Fu refused to deal with Damian's interview invitations from parents' associations and teachers.

"Idiot Kent!" Damian gritted his teeth.

After hearing that Tim knew about this, he went to collect the information of the invigilator overnight, trying to invite him to join the Young Justice League.

"How can the invigilator who can catch Kryptonians cheating not be a superpower?!"

Makes sense, I believe it.

Damian is even pushed to the point where he pretends to be his parent to talk to the teacher.

The teacher stared deeply at the 1.3-meter-seven little old man in front of him, including the insole at most 1.4 meters, wondering, "Wayne's parents...do you want to go to the hospital?"

12.

So the last time the teacher asked Damian's parents to come to the school for an interview, he went to Jason.

He thought Jason was the person in his family who understood him best.

Unexpectedly, after holding his absence form and report card, Jason trembled in the office.

"Who are you? I don't know any students who fail."

The angry motorcycle youth went straight to the Batcave after returning home, and slapped his report card in front of my father, "Don't let Damian go on patrol at night, his club activity score is zero, and he won't pass the exam if this continues University!"

My father, who stayed up late for three days in a row, was surrounded by little bats playing suona around his head, and he slumped in his seat, humming perfunctorily.

Seeing that Jason was about to grab his collar and yell at him, my dad was dazed and tried to persuade him, "I can donate a university."

Jason: "..."

Jason ::)

It is said that my father was knocked out and thrown on the bed, and he didn't even use the tranquilized coffee prepared by Ah Fu.