i spent the summer in gotham

842.

I think the key issue now is not that my bones are going to be put back by my powerful mother.

It's my awesome mom meeting my sweet dad.

My mother had a half-smile, her big fluffy tail swayed from side to side, tickling people's apex.

My dad looks at the sky and the earth, but he doesn't look at my mother. He looks very handsome pretending to be calm, but he looks embarrassed when he glances at my mother's tail from the corner of the eye.

My brothers who are keen on eating melons are online again, their heads are stacked by the plane door, and their eyes are almost shining with gold.

The little fan of Mrs. Guerrell Jeunet didn't know that his beloved wife was around, and he still put on his cool face.He patted me on the shoulder, "I brought you something."

He took out a box of desserts from Meimei's Warhammer, "Danish Danish, I picked strawberries and raisins for you."

I took the Danish pastry with a complicated expression.

Glenling Island belongs to Denmark. It turns out that they really went to Glenling Island after chasing Nine-Tails' avatar.

Meimei sighed, "It's too embarrassing to be tricked into Denmark by a fox. So the first thing I did was to find his clan uncle, so that even if auntie doesn't come, someone can take care of him."

I rushed over to Meimei and posted, "Meimei, you are so caring!"

Meimei separated the distance between us with one hand, while nodding perfunctorily, "Okay, okay," she changed the subject, "When are you going to give me your brothers' photobook?"

He was waiting for me here!

I leaned close to her ear to make sure that none of my melon-eating brothers could hear me, "OK, I'll find a place where no one is around and stuff it for you later."

This time I not only photographed my father, brother and brother, but also my dog, cat and cow.

843.

My mother and my father continued their stalemate.

Dick pulled me over by my collar, "The scene is too quiet, can you let them say a few words to ease the embarrassment?"

"What can I do about it? I'm also very embarrassed." I whispered, "Although one of them is my father and the other is my mother, they didn't raise me together. I don't know how they get along with each other at all. of."

"So why did they separate?" Jason asked.

The big fan of humanities began to imagine, "Maybe the old man thinks Gotham is too dangerous and not suitable for a simple person like your mother, so he proposed to break up for love and protect his lover by staying away. He doesn't know that your mother thinks the same way." , Cultivators in the world of cultivating immortals can't be with mortals, ah, this tragic love."

I:……

Although what you said is very mean, I still want to say that the world of cultivating immortals does not reject marrying mortals.Don't stereotype us!

844.

Tim put forward the second opinion, "Maybe it's because Bruce had too many ex-girlfriends, which triggered a murder case of jealousy. In the end, the heartbroken lover left and flew away, taking the child in his stomach and never seeing each other again in this life."

Dick choked up, "How could Bruce do this, he deserves that he can't see his child!"

Running around with the ball on the set, I said, "Thank you, he has seen it. Not only has he seen it, but he has also deposited a lot of money in his bank card."

Although what you said is very graphic, as if the content was deducted from an early romance novel about running with the ball, but I still have to say that my mother is not that little white flower.

You all forgot the scary scene of her cutting the Nine Tails with Duer just now, right?

Damian's eyes were glued to my mother's tail, and the focus of his gaze followed the big fluffy tail from left to right, right to left.

He coughed lightly and asked, "Do you have any brothers and sisters?"

I:? ? ?

Find out, my brothers and sisters are you, are you going to do orthopedics? ? ?

Damian added, "The one with the tail, and the ears."

Then go to hell, my ancestors not only have tails, but also ears.

845.

While we were talking nonsense, my mother took the initiative to break the deadlocked silence.

She grabbed her tail and stroked it twice, "Your eyes have been staring at it, do you want to touch it?"

My father said in a deep voice, "This has nothing to do with our business. Are there any requirements for the repairing site of the sword bone?"

My mother leaned over and carefully observed my father's expression without any sense of distance, "It's wrong to lie to people, you obviously want to touch him very much."

My father: "Sword bone..."

Before he finished speaking, my mother stuffed Damian's long-coveted big tail into my father's hand, "I'll show you, I've used a new hair conditioner." She said proudly, "Well, it feels good, doesn't it?"

My father subconsciously started to help her smooth the fur on her tail, and then realized that he stood stiffly in place, and said with difficulty, "Sword bone..."

My mother is not the character to listen to people at all. She said to herself, "I recently bought a comb used by the Queen of England to comb the hair of the Queen of England to comb the hair on the tail. I don't know if this can reduce the hair loss."

"Sword bone..."

"I really want Xiao Li to comb my hair. I'm going to die without my daughter to comb my hair."

"sword……"

"But there is one thing to say, Xiao Li's combing level is very good, quite like your demeanor back then."

My dad had veins popping out of his forehead, he couldn't bear it anymore, and said in the sweet voice that Baby Bruce used when meeting a supermodel, "So can we discuss the matter of repairing the sword bone?"

"Ang?" My mother looked at him blankly and surprised, "I'll take care of this matter, you don't have to worry about it."

My dad ::)

Hard, hard, fist hard.

What's going on, Bruce Wayne, you are expecting a leopard to talk to you, naive!

846.

A tragic reality lies before our eyes.

One-fifth of Wayne's mansion was knocked down by Nine Tails, and the bedrooms on the upper and lower floors were all uninhabitable.

Our whole family, plus all kinds of cats, dogs, cows, and my mother, Aqiang, and Meimei who came to help, all moved to live in a five-star hotel on the outskirts of Gotham.My father directly booked the upper and lower floors, and let us pick a room at will.

"Yeah!" Mimi rolled on my bed, "I'm going to be in the same bed as Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, and Tim Drake!"

"Your rounding is too strong." Ah Qiang said calmly.

In the next second, he couldn't hold back his composure, took out his mobile phone and frantically sent a message to his good wife Querelle Jeunet, "Ma'am, I'm on a business trip to Gotham again! Ma'am, do you have time to meet me =W =, I watched my wife's recent "Batman in Marvel" and "Love Vormir", my wife is amazing, I have a lot of rainbow farts to blow to my wife!"

I:? ?

I understand, you are not here to find me, you are here to take the opportunity to chase stars.

The friendship of the Shushan Law Enforcement Team is so fragile.

847.

The only person who actually cares about my situation is Dick.

Of course he cares, he is still immersed in his fantasy, thinking that Ah Qiang and I are having a puppy love behind his back.

Leaving aside the word "puppy love", I think if Ah Qiang really wants to enter Wayne's house, it's his good wife Jason who is more dangerous.

My father and mother didn't have time to pay attention to us this evening. They were discussing the matter of reshaping the sword bone.

Then I heard a knock on the door.As soon as the door was opened, Dick was dragging his family and standing at the door, with a reluctant Jason on his left arm and a bored Damian on his right arm, followed by Tim who came to join in the fun.

Dick smiled brightly at me, "Good evening, Xiaoci, it's been a long night, you must be lonely, it's okay, my brothers and sisters are here to accompany you."

Me: "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Dick stared sharply at Ah Qiang's butt, he pushed me away and squeezed in, "Xiaoci's friend is here too, we just happen to be playing together."

Ah Qiang didn't know Dick's outrageous thoughts. He recognized that this was the old brother who taught him to exercise his gluteus maximus last time. His cool face showed a slight expression, "Hello, we meet again."

While he was speaking, his fingers kept bombarding his beloved wife with news.

Jason's cell phone rang in his pocket.

Knowing the inside story, a few drops of cold sweat dripped from my forehead.

Jason's face was stiff, he coughed, "I'll go out for a while."

His mobile phone ding-dong played music following the movements of Ah Qiang's fingers, and even Tim showed a thoughtful expression on his face.

Jason stepped out of this suffocating room, he was about to escape from all this despair, a strong arm hooked his neck and pulled him back, "Come on, Jie, entertain guests more enthusiastically. "

"You're dead," Jason gritted his teeth, "Greyson."

Ah Qiang stopped sending messages, and said to himself, "Why can't I read all the messages I sent to my wife? Am I being too enthusiastic and scaring my wife?"

His wife was desperately grabbing Dick's hand, "Let go of me, Dick, fuck, I need to reply to someone else's message!"

Dick's gaze cut in like a silver knife blade, "You wouldn't—couldn't you secretly fall in love behind our backs?"

Me: ...does he only have love nerves in his head?

Jason was shy and embarrassed, "You dick head full of dicks!"

Tim said meaningfully, "Oh~ I see."

What do you understand, understanding too much is easy to be silenced, Duck Detective.

Meimei looked at Aqiang, then at Jason, then at Dick and Tim, lost in thought.

I have a bad premonition.In this room, apart from me, there are only the parties in the center of the vortex, the melon eaters around the vortex, and the vortex surfers who are fueling the flames.

If Meimei knew...

Jason, ma'am, I'm sorry!

I was the one who led the wolf into the house.

848.

Meimei grabbed the back collar of my clothes, pulled me aside and whispered.

My heart was pounding, I was afraid that she would show me a show on the spot in front of Ah Qiang.

Meimei's lips came and went, she looked at Jason and whispered to me.

"Do you mind if I become your sister-in-law and sister-in-law while being your little mother?"

"...Damian is not yet an adult, please let him go."