i spent the summer in gotham

743.

I gave up communicating with the little bat.

Anyway, it won't be long before he finds out that I have so many wives, so many that A Qiang, a gay friend, doesn't rank among me at all.

The more important thing now is that Jason's birthday is coming up.

To avoid a cake brawl on Tim's birthday.

I plan to make him a braised meat cake with my own hands.

I don't believe that you are willing to fight with the fragrant, soft and glutinous braised pork!

Braised pork is forever God!

744.

Just like last time on Tim's birthday, we'll be ganging up on Tim.

On Jason's birthday, we also built a small group early on that excluded Jason.

Tim was very thoughtful, he picked out the sacks for Jason early on, one in each of the seven colors, and lined up in front of us.

"Come on," he greeted me warmly, "choose a nicer sack for Jason."

I looked at the sacks spread out on the ground and fell silent for a while.

It was Tim's birthday when Jason and I went to his house with the sack to play kidnap.Seeing that he has held grudges against Jason for so long now, I couldn't help but feel a bit of panic.

First of all, let me make sure that my birthday is neither in summer vacation nor in winter vacation. At that time, I will either retreat in Shushan or hunt monsters in Huaxia.

Tim wouldn't go all the way to Shushan to deliver sacks to me, would he?

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745.

Ferry is very useful, especially convenient for transporting people.So this time it was me, and Tim, who was out for revenge, sneaked into Jason's safe house in the middle of the night.

In fact, apart from me, who has nowhere to go during the summer vacation, the only people who usually stay in the mansion are Afu, my father and Damian.Others, even in Gotham, prefer to spend the night in their safe houses.The only time they stayed at the mansion for a few nights was when the family was on night patrol and it was too late.

Tonight's night watch ended early, and Tim and I didn't start until after twelve o'clock.

We followed the procedure last time, stepping on the flying sword and landing on the windowsill of Jason's safe house.There was a strange and excited light in Tim's eyes. He took out the lockpicking tool from his gauntlet, and opened Jason's window silently.

We carefully step over Jason's precious potted plant and roll over to the ground.The room was quiet, and no sound could be heard. The room we turned into was the guest bedroom of the safe house, and a few clothes were randomly thrown on the bed.

Tim could tell it wasn't Jason's size at a glance, and he thought for a moment, "It's Roy Harper, you've seen it. He entered Gotham today."

"It's probably also for Jason's birthday," Tim said as he opened the door of the guest bedroom. "It's not a big problem. We invite him to kidnap together. Oh no, just leave Jason alone."

The intention of revenge has been directly stated!Don't you need to cover up?

"It's just that there are not many places above Duer. To save space, just stuff Jason into a sack and hang it under the flying sword." Tim said the scary words with a gentle expression.

"Please, restrain your expression, at least be a—"

My words got stuck in the middle, and the door that Tim pushed open stopped in the middle.

What unfolded in front of our eyes was a mess, tables, chairs and sofas that were overturned, half-eaten pizzas on the table were piled limply in boxes.The door, which was obviously violently kicked into the wall, was framed in the wall miserably. As the wind blew, it swayed and tried to support it a few times, and then fell down.

Me and Tim:  …

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the house was stolen! ! !

746.

At the same time that Tim and I had chosen the red sack and were going to the safe house to steal the big red bird.

Jason encountered two uninvited guests one after another.

The first uninvited guest was caught just as soon as he returned to the safe house.

With the sandwich Jason made this morning in his arms and a bag of milk in his mouth, Jason's good friend Roy squatted firmly in front of the refrigerator with a head full of red hair, trying to dig out more energy from it. Things to eat.

Hearing the sound coming from the door, Roy looked back blankly, and met Jason, whose fists were creaking at the door.He obviously didn't notice the blue veins that were throbbing happily on his friend's forehead, "Hey, Jay Bird, I'm here to give you a life!"

After a symbolic beating, the two opened a can of beer, sat on the sofa and chatted while drinking.

Roy had a history of drinking, but that was a long time ago, and now he's in control so well that Jason also has a few drinks with him now and then.

The second batch of uninvited guests appeared on the scene when the two were drunk.

The fierce girl kicked open the door of Jason's safe house, and the sound of the door panel hitting the wall shook the dust from the roof.

Jason almost choked on the wine, "Artemis?"

The Amazon female warrior tilted her head indifferently, "Catch up, not bad." She clapped her hands, "Bizaro."

The pale and weirdly strong man walked over like a hill, and gave Jason a small smile, "We're here to pick up the man, Hong."

"Wait, what do you mean by coming to pick you up?" No one answered Jason's words. The big Kryptonian clone obeyed Artemis' instructions, lifted Jason up and flew out of the door that was violently damaged by the female warrior. .

The female soldier looked around the room, clapped her hands and walked out.

It seems to have forgotten something, forget it, it should not be important.

She flicked her red ponytail and followed Bizarro out.

"Jay Bird?"

It was as if a confused question came from the room after the strong wind had passed, and a red head came out from under the sofa, "Why is the bed board in your house so hard?"

No one answered him, Roy's head hit the ground with a bang, and he fell into a heartless sleep again.

747.

We only picked up a sleeping Roy in Jason's messy safehouse.

According to Barbara's investigation results, the position on Jason's body is moving at a superhuman speed, twisted and crooked.

The good news is that Jason didn't send us a distress signal, and of course there may have been no chance to call for help.But that possibility was minimized when we pulled a Roy from under the couch.

Our only clue is the red head who has fallen asleep unconscious.

Dick growled on the phone, "Is he drinking again, is he drinking again, next time I'll send him straight to rehab!"

"It doesn't have to be," Tim said, "if you think three cans of beer is alcoholism, just ignore me."

The three of us were stepping on Duer, and the sack originally prepared for Jason happened to be filled with Roy.A drowsy red head protruded from the red sack, and Tim carried him on his back together with the sack.

Jason's positioning has lost signal, but fortunately he still has the fate card I gave him not long ago.The life card was not triggered, which means that his life is not in danger, and I just happened to be able to track his location through the life card.

Roy opened his eyes dizzily under the strong wind blowing at high altitude.

He looked down, the lights of the whole city were under his feet, and beside him were floating clouds in the night sky.

Roy is a veteran vigilante, he will not panic.

So he closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

What a terrible dream, when I was drunk, only Jie Niao's sofa was a little warm...

Where's Jason's sofa?

748.

"Where is this??? Am I going to be poured into a concrete pillar and sink into the bay???"

A scream so shrill that it would call all the superhuman heroes flying in the sky echoed in the night wind.

Tim said calmly, "As you can see, we are flying in the sky. The guy who is the driver is obviously not the type to obey the traffic rules. Be careful not to step on the wrong foot and fall."

"I heard you dissing me." I chased the life card Yujian and flew wildly. The life card showed that Jason's movement speed had reached the spaceship level, but my fourth flying sword subject three has not yet gone, Feng The master's temporary flight permit has also expired.

Technically, I'm driving without a license.

Still driving without a license with two passengers.

"Tim." I said seriously.

"Ah?" The people behind were still communicating with Barbara and the others via communication,

"I'm going to speed up."

Before the words were finished, our original speed approaching civil aviation suddenly increased again, and everything around us turned into invisible ribbons.A moving plane was easily passed by us, and our speed was so fast that the passengers on the plane thought we were a fleeting illusion.

"It's too fast, you haven't got your driver's license at all, the passengers on the plane have already spotted us!" Tim grabbed my clothes and opened his mouth, "Sure enough, my decision last time was right , if I use your flying sword again, I will be a duck—”

"No matter how you look at it, you are already a duck," I pointed out calmly, "Anyway, you haven't got the fourth certificate yet, so let's smash the can."

"Don't give up on yourself completely!"

"As for the passengers on the plane," I pondered for a moment, "Just blame Kong Kenan, I'll go to his Zhihu answer and like it tomorrow."

"This Kong Kenan has such a bad luck that he wants to take the blame for you every day!"

"Hey, don't worry about such trivial things."

At the end, Roy temporarily lost his ability to think. Everything in front of him was so bizarre that his brain was almost shut down because of alcohol.

Um?Why is it still in the sky.

Probably still dreaming.

Roy closed his eyes again.

749.

Jason in the Outlaw's spaceship.

"So something happened, and I want you to kidnap me suddenly." He rubbed his forehead with a headache, unbelievable that he, one of the most difficult problem children in the whole family, is actually the best talker among the outlaws, " My door was kicked over by you, and the potted plants haven't been watered yet!"

Did he forget something very important in red?

Forget it, since you can forget it, it means it's not important.

Artemis put one hand on his hip, "You don't realize it at all, right, you really don't necessarily remember it."

Jason's head was full of question marks, "What do you remember? It's been a long time since I hid in the toilet and sawed off people's heads. The last time I saw blood was dancing in front of the seaweed grave."

"What is the tomb of seaweed?" Artemis frowned, but quickly passed the question by herself, "Little guy, you don't remember at all, do you?"

Bizarro leaned over from the confused Jason, "We're here to pick up the boy Hong for his birthday!" The big clone held the Superman doll made by Jason in his hands, "Happy birthday to the boy Hong!"

"That's it." Artemis brushed the red hair on his shoulders, "Happy birthday."

At this point, Jason finally remembered what he had forgotten.

——Of course, he still didn't think of Roy who was lying under his sofa.

Today is his birthday, and Tim, a duck with a heart the size of a pinpoint, will definitely take a sack and Xiao Li to his safe house for kidnapping, and then happen to encounter the messy scene after the outlaw kidnapped him.

Maybe they'll think some villain has raided and is now chasing him in the Batplane.

Hey, isn't it, is this the plot of the heroine of a Mary Su girl manga?

Jason Todd, the outlaw, the breezy prodigal son of the Bat family, dripped a drop of cold sweat from his forehead.