i spent the summer in gotham

664.

Our lives lurking in the Marvel world are unpretentious, filled with the joys of ordinary families.

This happiness definitely does not mean that there are only a few of us children in the private group that are circulating on a large scale the emoji packs of Damian cats in cat maid outfits.

The loveless little black cat was forced to put on a pink and cute dress, lying on the cat climbing frame with dull eyes, and his whole body was filled with a decadent aura of "whatever he loves".

Damian still doesn't know that Damian Maomao is really "Damian", this is the only thing he doesn't get weird in the group.

Whenever we send Bruce's brick-moving emoticons in the group, we can get a thoughtful science popularization of Arabic swear words from Damian.

Say, thank you Damian.

Jason is a meme genius that no one in the family can match except for Stephanie who isn't here.

After all, the famous scene of Bruce in the worker's attire holding a box of lunch distributed by Stark Enterprises and sitting on the reinforced concrete pipe to eat was shot by him risking his life.

The matching words are matched by me.

"Down and out, family."

Three days later, Damian also started using this emoji.

Alas, down and out, pig daddy.

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The hot dog stand where Jason works has risen rapidly, and has become an Internet celebrity shop all the way.

His Jason's Secret Hot Sauce is such a hit that a hot dog smeared with it has been revered as a criminal hot dog on Twitter.

It's not how spicy Jason's secret hot sauce is. It's mainly the hot guy with French fries on the stand. The crime is mainly because the hot dog is delicious enough to be a crime.

Jason refused to admit that the beautiful body of the handsome guy could make people commit crimes.

Luo Po Dad, have you seen that our family's first Internet celebrity has appeared in our family!

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Jason worked hard to develop more types of hot dogs.

For example, the dark emperor hot dog. The sauce of this hot dog is based on the Chinese artifact Laoganma, and it is assisted by the Chinese specialty Wujiang mustard. It is widely acclaimed in Chinatown.

Another example is the magic green algae hot dog, seasoned seaweed sauce is spread on the sausage, and the top layer is spicy seaweed shreds and fried peanuts.

Both Dick and Tim and I refuse to taste this hot dog, don't ask why, just ask.

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A real wife cannot be stopped by anything to create.

In the first week after arriving in the Marvel world, I sneaked into AO3 and ate food from another world.Ah, happiness.

Just as I was digging into the granary like a little hamster, I came across a familiar name.

Querelle Jeunet.

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Is it who I think? ?

I clicked on my wife's page, and my wife just started posting recently, and the serialization is the first article of his account.

"Batman's Survival in Another World".

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The content of Chapter 1 is that Batman, who was shot by a mysterious ray in the cosmic war, wandered in another world. This is a strange and similar universe, with superheroes and alien invaders he doesn't know.

Batman is penniless, he wants to understand the development of the technology tree of this universe, so he made a decision.

A day later, Batman went to work at the post-war cleanup company under Stark Enterprises, and Iron Man would pay him for his daily labor of moving bricks.

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Are you planning to switch to non-fiction literature, madam?

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As it turned out, Jason was still Jason.

What is the nature of Madame Guerrell Jeunet?

Is it eating CP?

No, it's fighting power!

Batman lurked on Iron Man's construction site for a day, and encountered the Kiritas opening a wormhole on the construction site.

...Wait, why can't people think about opening a wormhole in the place where they were beaten violently to suffer the second beating?

This is where you fall and you have to get up, right?

Forget it, don't worry about these details.

In short, Batman showed his talents on the construction site, carrying steel bars on his feet and cement on his shoulders, defeating alien technology in a mortal way.

... If you don't understand, just ask, is there any inevitable connection between the way of mortals and reinforced concrete?

After the Avengers took over the battlefield, Batman raised his blue work uniform and quietly lurked in the shadows. The shadow behind him elongated in the light of the alley, revealing two bat ears faintly.

I:……

Understood, my wife has changed from a pure love of Jinjiang to a blood flow.

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Jason's main business and sideline business are very popular.

Dick was also doing well in the casino.

This moisturization refers to the fact that we have found that he has not wiped off the lipstick marks on his face for three consecutive nights.

Isn't it normal for the bunny girls' guardian to get a thank you kiss?

He is so innocent and authentic.

Jason: "Bah."

Me: "Hey."

Tim: "Tsk."

Damian: "Ouch."

Damn it, it was pretended by this man.

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"Actually, I met a girl at the casino last night," Dick said deeply. "She's very popular. Of course, she's so pretty after all."

"Cross-world love doesn't lead to good results!" Jason held a DC comic in his hand, "Look, Xiaohong and Li Qianhuan from the X-Men are in a relationship, and we don't even know that there is Li Qianhuan."

"Please don't talk about the syndicate," Tim said politely, "or I'll call the DC editorial department tomorrow and advise them to stay politically correct and give the Red Hood a fourth-love love story."

Jason raised his middle finger, "Curse you, it will be revealed in the plot tomorrow that it is actually a fetish. Coffee and winged cloak are your true love."

"Stop—" Dick cut into the topic, "The topic we're talking about is the good-looking girls in the casino, not the fourth love, the fifth love and the sixth love."

"I've made my point," Jason said, "There's no good fruit for a cross-publish relationship, Dickie Bird."

"Why do you all think that Dick fell in love with the girl at first sight, but it couldn't be that the girl fell in love with him at first sight, and he didn't know whether to accept the beautiful woman's arms and hugs to ask us for advice?" I asked.

"I don't know if you're talking for me or implying that I'm a scumbag," Dick said. "I just wanted to say she's beautiful with red hair."

We washed Dick's innocent expression with surprised eyes.

Oh, so the fetish is you.

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I remember that Black Widow seemed to be redheaded.

But there's no need for the black widow to go to the casino to tease the bunny girl flower protector.

perhaps?

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Tim was messing up the situation on Wall Street, and now his whole personality has changed drastically, like the Wolf of Wall Street walking out of the set of "Wall Street".

Although it's two movies, don't worry about the details.

All in all, Tim now stinks of money from his hair to his heels, and he doesn't fit in with this modest family.

Dick worries every day that his baby brother is going down the path of financial crime.

My dad's reaction to this was unusually flat.

"I said," he said calmly, "Of all people, Tim is the one who can destroy the world as quickly as he wants to."

God forbid, Batman's biggest certified villain is on my side.

Today is also a day that I hope Tim will not be blackened and be a good man.

Otherwise, many years later, Jason will write a biography "The Birds of Wall Street" for him, recording the life of financial tycoon Timothy Drake.

This biography will be made into a movie, and then he will win an award. As a result, Jason will gain both fame and fortune, and embark on the road of luxury and money.

Many years later, I will write a book "Becoming Jason Todd" to record Jason's life, and then make a movie and win an award. From then on, I will embark on the road of luxury.

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Ah Fu's dessert shop has become the second largest online celebrity shop in the neighborhood after Jason's food stall.

It is said that he had the idea of ​​selling his own waffles in the store, and he made a few samples to show the dessert shop owner.

The boss was silent for a long time, and told him with a smile on his face that the theme of this week's dessert shop is colorful donuts. I hope he can develop more donuts with various flavors. It would be even better if they can be linked with Jason's secret sauce up.

Ah Fu brought home his favorite work.

At the dinner table, we were as quiet as chickens facing the mushy objects on the table that were suspected to be relatives with mud faces.

I saw my dad pick up the fork resolutely and carefully pick up a small piece and put it into his mouth.

I swear I saw tears glistening in the corners of this hunk's eyes.

Dick closed his eyes, stuffed the mud-faced relative into his mouth at the speed of the Flash, and swallowed it quickly. If he could taste the taste, he would be a ghost. Dick smiled stiffly, "I'm done."

While eating, Jason tried his best to suppress his desire to retch, "Actually... vomit, it's okay-vomit."

Tim looked at the things on the plate for a long time, but in the end he didn't say anything not to eat. He piled up all the paste, wrapped it with a piece of toast, and poured condensed milk on the toast.He swallowed it without chewing it, and the hole in his throat might have been a wormhole opened by the Kiritas.

"I'm done." He said calmly.

Damian is young, but he already has the demeanor of an Oscar winner. He put on a dead face of divorced parents, and quietly ate up the mess.After eating, he pushed the plate away, grabbed the milk next to him and downed at least one liter. "It's okay." He said numbly.

Now it was only me left, Ah Fu looked at me with hopeful eyes.He has a faint smile on his face.

For many years, this has been a tradition in the Wayne family. Although the waffles made by Alfred are something that Titus would not even eat, we still have to keep a normal face and eat them.

After all, this is Ah Fu's favorite dessert.I had the pleasure of witnessing every step of the way as he made the waffles, and every step was flawless, every step was perfect.But the finished product is always surprising.

I even wondered if he was cursed by Mudface.

To say that this thing is paste is to flatter it.

I gaze lovingly at the bubbling goo on my plate and reach for my fork.

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I'm fine. I'm fine. I don't need gastric lavage.

People are still alive, thank you for your concern.

Ah Fu didn't see it either, he did a great job.

Li Cizhang, you really deserve to be the pride of Shushan!

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about my work.

In fact, my work is going very smoothly. Once I step on Du'er and pinch the concealment talisman, I am the fastest delivery boy in this area.

The only problem is that the frequency of heroes in this part of New York is too high, especially in Queens.

I stepped on the flying sword, holding the pizza box in my left hand and the fried chicken box in my right, unable to move.

Spider-Man and out-of-the-box villains were flying around above my head, under my arms, and under my feet, so I didn't have the slightest chance to sneak out.

Damn it, it's time for my meal delivery, and I won't be able to get the best employee award in another 3 minutes!

Excellent employees can get a safety helmet of the same style as Captain America!

I decided to step in slightly.

So I relied on not being able to see me on both sides, and when the little miscellaneous hair slipped past me, I stretched out a leg.

As I thought, the little miscellaneous hair tripped while moving at high speed, and rolled out more than ten meters away.

Spider-Man seized the opening and glued him into a cocoon on the wall with spider silk.

I hide my achievements and fame deeply, and I am preparing to leave silently like a master.

A few spider threads stuck to Due's sword.

"Who is there?"