i spent the summer in gotham

640.

The five of us met at the departure point.

I was nervous, Stephanie was laid-back, Barbara was poised, Jason was confident, Dick was calm.

Stephanie nudged me, "How's it going?"

I recalled the terrible scene at that time, and said awkwardly, "It's okay."

Stephanie patted me on the shoulder reassuringly, scavenged a large pile of papers from me and piled them on the table.

Barbara counted, "33, not bad."

The next one was Jason. He dug out two handfuls of papers from his trouser pocket and piled up a hill on the table.

We poked around and said, "Wow, there are 38."

Jason hugged his chest and hummed, I tore a piece of paper carefully to look at the name.jackson.

I tore another one, James.

Allen.Danny.Bennett.

……

I rummaged through the pile of notes for a while, and finally found a few notes with lip prints and hearts painted on them with lipstick.Unfortunately, there are only ten of them.

My head was full of question marks, "Why are they all men?"

Jason's body froze, and he said stiffly, "It's just a few men. Isn't it normal to have men's phone numbers? Stephanie also has all men's phone numbers."

I:……

All right, since you're going to be compared to Stephanie.

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Then there was Dick, pulling the stuffed note from his waistband, the note from the breast pocket of his shirt, the note from the purse on his hip...

We could see the veins on our foreheads throbbing.

Dick gathered them together hastily. "Count."

It's this look of winning the ticket that makes people super angry!

Jason counted it over and over again, wishing he could swallow the note on the spot and destroy the corpse.Dick always had that indifferent smile on his face.

42 sheets.

"I won, no objection?" Dick lay back comfortably, "Can I have a bottle of iced Coke for the winner?"

"Bah," Jason said angrily, "and Li and Barbara."

Sorry to disappoint your expectations, Jason.Dick did more than kill me.

"You haven't got the fruits of victory yet, golden boy," Barbara said, opening the handbag she carried with her, and the notes poured out like celestial flowers.

Dick's eyes widened, and Barbara snorted, "You're not the only heartthrob in the family."

Barbara, the number of notes, 43, narrowly won!

"Stop, stop." Dick stopped us who wanted to cheer and celebrate, "Then I will add more."

?

Dick lifted his floral shirt and shook it, and a few pieces of paper stuck between his shirt and his abs drifted down.

He picked up the note, "Well, there are five more."

He added, "There were actually a couple of notes from the boys, but they were a little flirtatious, so I threw their numbers in the bin."

Jason's face has become numb, "What kind of frivolity."

"The frivolity of handing me the room card directly."

……

All fans go away! !

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Only my note was left.

Everyone stared at me sharply, and I scratched my head in embarrassment, "Actually, I only need the phone numbers of five people."

"There are actually five!" Jason gasped.

"Five!" Dick was shocked.

"Yeah!" Stephanie put her arms around me, "You're going to be in a relationship, Cizhang!"

???

What do you mean what do you mean?

Didn't feel overrated at all! !

643.

I put the pitifully small note on the table.

Everyone looked at these five phone numbers with serious eyes, as if they could find an unlucky kid in it as my boyfriend.

I:……

Barbara took out her mobile phone, "Why don't I check the identity information of these people, at least take a look at what they look like first."

Are you serious?

"First remove those who are under 1.8 meters tall," Stephanie said, "Xiao Li is 1.7 meters tall, and boys over 1.8 meters tall are more suitable for him."

Dick and Tim are offended!

Did the dwarf eat your rice?

Isn't there Damian!

"Then I'll rule out a man with a sticky butt," Jason pointed out, "a man with a sticky butt will provoke frivolous men."

"Hey!" Dick said dissatisfied, "Then I will rule out those who satirize my brother every day, it's really sad."

Please, you two, be serious, it's obvious to point fingers at Sang Sang and scold Huai Huai.

644.

"You can't find satisfactory candidates in there." I said, "Because those are not hit-ups."

I met everyone's puzzled eyes and patiently explained, "It's from the Internet celebrity incubation company."

???

It's not my illusion, the doubt in their eyes is more obvious.

I smiled embarrassedly, "I happened to come across the registration site for the big eater competition on the way. Who can eat the most hot dogs within half an hour of the competition, the taste is so delicious, I couldn't hold back and signed up. "

"..."

"..."

"..."

Finally Jason broke the silence, "So how many did you eat?"

I scratched my face, "I didn't dare to eat too much in one sitting, so I ate 28 and got No.1."

This time Jason was silent. I think he might be envious of me. After all, he is a hot dog lover, but he will never be able to eat all the hot dogs in the store at once.

Stephanie took a deep breath, "Are you full?"

I patted my flat stomach, "Half full."

Dick wiped his face, "Fortunately Bruce has money."

What do you mean, don't say half and hide half of what you say.

"So Internet celebrity incubation company?" Barbara hesitated.

"They said they saw my potential and wanted to sign me to be a food anchor."

"..."

Silence once again swept the scene.

645.

When we got back, two horrible volleyball games had just come to an end.

Kashan, Tim, and Connor took Xiaobai, the three dogs and Timothy Duck to play in the sea.

Damian Maomao lay on the small table on the beach, lazily opened his eyelids and glanced at them.

A pair of sinister hands rushed from behind him, passed through his armpit and picked him up.

Xiao Qiao cheered happily, "Maomao, I got Maomao!"

"Be nice to our cat, Baby Joe." Damian said displeased.

Damian Maomao was about to struggle, and turned back with a ruthless soul-dispersing iron claw to teach those who disrespect the "tyrant of Gotham" a lesson.

When he heard Xiao Qiao's voice, Mao Mao calmed down unexpectedly, nestled in Xiao Qiao's arms obediently, and accepted the little boy's unskilled grooming.

"Double standard," said Jason, who had cat's claw marks on his arm.

"Sad." Dick said sadly with three scratches on the back of his hand.

I summed up the speeches of the two of them, "Raising for nothing."

I'm invulnerable, of course I won't leave cat scratch marks on my body, but it's so unfair that Timothy Duck will let it go!

646.

We spent a day on the island, and Mr. Kent took Xiao Qiao and Connor back first.

It is convenient to be able to fly, and I can also use Duer to fly back directly.

I have drained every value of the temporary permission given to me by the Peak Master, and it will soon expire.I made an appointment for the fourth flying sword subject three next month, and I swear that this time I will never revoke my flying sword driver's license for the fourth time.

We came here with the two helicopters arranged by Guochang, and we also used these two helicopters when we went back.

This time with Dick and my dad, Stephanie, Kassan and Barbara took the ducks and animals to another helicopter.

Damian Maomao refuses to take a helicopter with Timothy Yaya, he only wants to stay with Damian or Ah Fu.The group of cats and cats was on Ah Fu's lap, stretching out their pads unconsciously and stepping on the old man's thigh.

Oh hoo, cats step on milk.

Dick was flying the helicopter. He sat in the driver's seat and asked suspiciously, "Uh, have you seen Barbara's helicopter?"

Jason twisted in his seat, "No."

Tim took off the steam mask on his eyes, "I haven't seen it since just now."

Can you see ghosts?

My father said in a deep voice, "Can I contact them?"

The atmosphere suddenly became tense, and Dick clicked on the control panel for a long time, flustered.

A bad premonition welled up in my heart.

Dick sneered, "Bruce, we can't locate Gotham anymore. To be exact, there is no Gotham location in GPS."

I:"……"

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My dad tried it several times in disbelief, Tim went up and tried it a few times in disbelief, and Jason joined in the fun and tried it a few times.

Eventually we came to the conclusion that we were no longer in our original world.

There is no Gotham, Metropolis, Star City, or Central City in this world.

We could only find a place to land in the United States. This place was originally my father's secret base, but now there is only a wilderness.

Thanks for packing our normal clothes in our luggage, otherwise our group would have been out in swimsuits.

Alfred, Tim, Damian and Damian Maomao stayed in the helicopter while my dad, Dick, Jason and I went to explore the city.

We landed in New York, a world that seemed to be no different from ours except for a few fewer cities.

We were walking down the street and passed a big screen that was showing the news.

We who had been going forward turned back the same way.

The four of them stood blankly in front of the screen, looking at the screen as if Luthor looked at his own scalp in the mirror every morning.

In the news, the reporter reported the news with a smile on his face.

The Avengers wiped out another Hydra den, rescued several trapped mutant children, and now those children have been properly resettled.

This piece of news was so informative that we had no one to speak for a long time.

I heard Jason swallowing, "Fuck." His tone of swearing was dreamlike, "Iron Man is real."

"I'm dreaming." Dick fluttered, he pinched his face, "Captain America is real."

I waited for a while, but before my father could express his opinion, I looked at my father who was bowing his head in thought, "Aren't you going to make a statement about your cooking power?"

My dad: "...I like Black Widow."

648.

Good news, we figured out which world we're in.Not everyone has the opportunity to run into the comics they have seen since they were young.

Bad news, my dad's money, Ah Fu's money, all of us's money is useless.

In fact, it is also beneficial to be useless.

After all, my father is not as rich as Iron Man, so this can restore his dignity a little bit, and deceive ourselves and others that the prices in our two worlds are different.

"I heard it." My dad said quietly behind me.

"It's okay," Jason comforted me, "I'll stop him when he's about to hit you."

...Thank you, Jason, you are such a good brother to me.