i spent the summer in gotham
Chapter 146 Winter Vacation 56
484.
While Dick was facing a potential crisis, Damian and the girls wandered around the spirit animal activity area on the side peak of Shushan with Director Chunyan of the Veterinary Hospital.
The group of beast masters in the veterinary hospital, no matter what kind of animals they raise, is like raising pigs, so that all the animals you see are shiny, fat and strong.
Among this group of seemingly low-intelligence animals, a big black bear stands out.
This was supposed to be the hibernation season for black bears.Now the winter sun is just right, and the side peak grass is warm and bright. Perhaps because of the suitable weather, even the black bears climb out of the tree holes to bask in the sun, and sleepyly lean against the tree stump to take a nap.
Damian's heart was moved. The black bear's shiny hair, muscular physique and clean and fluffy pads, every detail tested Damian's willpower.
Stephanie is very familiar with Damian's look. This look means that Damian will start to fight with his powerful father for one more animal in the manor.
She poked Cassandra's waist. "Our little brother is about to start."
Damian walked over tensely, with a trace of apprehension on his face, as if he was a kid who was going to meet his sweetheart with a gift.
He sat down cross-legged in front of the black bear. The black bear raised his eyes lazily, and Damian pursed his lips tightly, "My house covers hundreds of hectares including the back mountain. Gotham is an island weather, but I can accompany you to find what you like. Hole in the tree. The animals that now live in my house are cats, dogs, and cows, as well as starfish, chipmunks, bread crabs, and Goliaths. I promise you won't feel lonely."
Stephanie's expression gradually became strange, "Is it my illusion, why do I feel like this is a marriage proposal?"
"It's a marriage proposal." Barbara nodded.
Humanized speechlessness and contempt appeared on the black bear's face. He stood up slowly, shook his head, "Yellow mouth kid."
Damian: "Huh?!"
Damian was shocked, "Why are you talking?"
After finishing his displeasure, Hei Xiong didn't bother to explain, and walked away with his hands behind his back, his plump back like an angry old man.
Damian rarely showed confusion on his face. He turned to look at Director Chunyan, "Isn't he a black bear?"
"Yes," Director Chunyan said kindly, "He Tuan is an old resident of Shushan. He is relatively old, and he could transform into a human form in the Tang Dynasty. But as a literati, his mentality is more lively, and he competes with children."
She comforted the sullen Damian, "It's okay, He Tuan stayed up late reading in the hibernating tree hole recently, and his eyesight has declined again. You can send him a pair of glasses, and he won't be angry."
Damian wondered, "Why do black bears need glasses?"
"Hey, these are all racial defects, there is no way to cure them," Director Chunyan knits a sweater for Xiaobai, "Old man Hao, who is a doctor and repairer, cured him, and he was obsessed with reading books by himself, lighting up the lamp in the middle of the night, and his eyes broke again. "
Director Chunyan lifted up the half-knitted sweater and looked at it, "Anyway, don't worry, this trick is absolutely effective. Before, there was a child on the mountain who got drunk and went crazy, and pulled He Tuan out of the tree hole where he hibernated. Give him a pair of glasses to coax him."
Stephanie licked her lips, "Isn't this senior the one I thought?"
Director Chunyan showed a clear smile, "It's that kid Li Cizhang."
"...It really is something she will do." Barbara affirmed.
485.
He Tuan is a cultural bear.
As early as the year when Emperor Wu initiated the palace examination, He Tuan was already a well-known master of Juren in ten miles and eight villages.
The thing he regretted the most in his life was that he was afraid that Zhong Kui would beat him out of the Luocheng Palace in Ziwei City. He said he was sick and didn't go to the palace examination, so he couldn't see China's only female emperor Wu Zhao.
"He" means "black" in the dialect of He Tuan's hometown. When he was a bear, his name was Heituan. After he transformed into a shape, he was picked up by an old scholar.The old scholar named him "Tuan"
, Tuan swayed straight up ninety thousand miles, so it was called He Tuan.The table word Wenxiang.
He Tuan is very satisfied with this culturally rich name, "He" and "Crane" have the same pronunciation, so that he will not forget the Miss Sandhill Crane that his hometown sent him out of the mountain.
It's a pity that a group of Mr. Baizi in the village called him He Zhuan after his name.He Tuan slapped three of them flying, twisted his buttocks and walked away very dignifiedly.Xiong doesn't care about uneducated people.
He Tuan was originally a hot-tempered old man with a bad temper. When he was studying with the old scholar, a bear could overwhelm a group of people.Those bunch of low-spirited and frail scholars are not as good as he can slap with a single slap.
Later, when he read a lot of books, He Tuan became a bookworm and a chronic person.
Books should be read slowly, knowledge should be learned slowly, and nothing should be rushed.All these were taught to He Tuan by the old scholar.
The old scholar had low ambitions in his life, and if he failed the exam, he stayed in the village to teach the next generation of students.He Tuan is the most promising one he has ever taught.
The slow-tempered old scholar even took a slow pace towards death. He only swallowed his breath after hearing the news of He Tuan's Zhongju, smiling contentedly in his sleep.
He Tuan didn't know until now, if the old scholar in the underworld knew, if he refused to go to the palace examination because he was afraid that Zhong Kui would throw the eldest black bear out, would he become impatient and come back with a cane to beat people.
He Tuan is a man of culture, and he doesn't think that his identity as a man of culture conflicts with his raging nature.He is not only a reasonable person, but also a simple and honest black bear.
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, He Tuan followed his instinct, took a different identity and was still called He Tuan, and went to university to study agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry and fishery.As a result, I fell in love with the literature class at first sight in the elective class, and I took the Chinese Department as a sophomore.
Wenhua Xiongxiong is a cynical youth, and the three most admired Chinese writers are Shen Congwen, Lu Xun and Zhang Ailing.He Tuan cited these three masters as idols on his literary journey, wishing he could take out their works and read them every day.
After graduation, He Tuan stayed at the school to teach.He can be seen from time to time on the university campus, his fat body moving forward clumsily step by step, with a messenger bag full of teaching materials on his waist, and a yellow and white scarf tied around his neck.
The only thing with a literati air all over her body is the pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose.Everyone knows that Teacher He Tuan is half blind without glasses.
In order to ask for the teacher's salary, the angry youth raised a sign at the school gate.Looking at the photos at that time, you can still see his heroic posture standing in the first row holding up the protest sign.Even halfway through because of being too emotional, He Tuan went to a toilet and returned back to his original shape as a black bear.
A passing school manager curiously came up to touch He Tuan's claws and pads, "It feels as real as it is. Bye bye."
He Tuan sneered, and stuck a bear's paw on the head of the school manager who owed money, "I beg your mother for your size, and give me the money!"
After being questioned countless times, He Tuan learned a new spell without a teacher.
He took off his black bear's head with a bang, revealing Teacher He Tuan's gentle and fat face, "It's just a doll costume." The childlike teacher He Tuan explained.
He later taught this spell to the young panda descendant Xiaobai, hoping that silly boy would not use it indiscriminately.
486.
Stephanie sneered, "This... Teacher He Tuan's life experience sounds quite legendary."
Director Chunyan was knitting a sweater, "He Tuan is still a good bear. Later, after retiring according to the length of human life, he didn't want to use He Tuan's identity to walk in the world, so he came to Shushan and helped us bring new disciples and opened a A wise animal. Occasionally, Shushan takes his place as a substitute for the meditation class."
Barbara commented objectively, "Xiaobai doesn't look like he brought it out by himself."
"Xiaobai is a simple child." Director Chunyan showed the kind expression of a grandma looking at her grandson again, "He Tuan also said that he is not suitable for learning, so we let the child grow up freely."
Director Chunyan ticked her needle, "Well, He Tuan is a cultural person. He reads a lot and is especially sentimental. He always hurts spring and autumn with a bear by his side. Last time he hid in a tree hole
I watched "The Three of Us" and secretly wiped my tears. After being discovered by Xiaobai, the child was frightened. He rolled all the way to me and asked if today's bamboo shoots were not fresh. "
Kashan thought about Xiaobai's shocked panda face, and asked, "So the word Huangkou Xiaoer was originally used by him to refer to Xiaobai, right?"
Director Chunyan: "Yes."
487.
Meimei and I are looking for a psychic who is hiding all over the mountain.
The situation is extremely urgent. After all, the psychic is an invisible heartthrob in the non-human world. He holds the group favorite script in his hand. Assuming a different book, this is the protagonist.
Meimei followed me and accompanied me to find someone, "Aren't you going to ask your father for help?"
I looked at my phone, "He's playing cards."
Meimei asked again, "Where are your brothers?"
I state the truth, "They're just gloating."
Meimei doesn't believe in heresy, "Where are your sisters?"
I sighed softly, "They just took out their mobile phones to record."
Meimei couldn't believe it, "Didn't you say that there is a little brother who loves his brother the most, and he doesn't help him?"
"Oh, you said Damian," I shook my head, "Dick is indeed his favorite brother, but compared with the animals he loves, Dick is nothing." He said, "After all, in Damian's world, humans and animals are reversed."
Meimei's expression is very difficult to describe in words, and her psychological complexity is hard to describe, "Your family is really a harmonious and friendly family."
I nodded, "Thank you for the compliment."
I am the only conscience in this family.
It is our duty to revive the glory of TTG.
488.
"Your brother, you don't want to raise Teacher He Tuan, do you?"
"Isn't that good? I hired a tutor to go back, Brother Heixiong, no, Teacher He Tuan has several doctorates!"
"..."
"why do not you talk?"
"Li Cizhang."
"Ok?"
"You are very ill."
While Dick was facing a potential crisis, Damian and the girls wandered around the spirit animal activity area on the side peak of Shushan with Director Chunyan of the Veterinary Hospital.
The group of beast masters in the veterinary hospital, no matter what kind of animals they raise, is like raising pigs, so that all the animals you see are shiny, fat and strong.
Among this group of seemingly low-intelligence animals, a big black bear stands out.
This was supposed to be the hibernation season for black bears.Now the winter sun is just right, and the side peak grass is warm and bright. Perhaps because of the suitable weather, even the black bears climb out of the tree holes to bask in the sun, and sleepyly lean against the tree stump to take a nap.
Damian's heart was moved. The black bear's shiny hair, muscular physique and clean and fluffy pads, every detail tested Damian's willpower.
Stephanie is very familiar with Damian's look. This look means that Damian will start to fight with his powerful father for one more animal in the manor.
She poked Cassandra's waist. "Our little brother is about to start."
Damian walked over tensely, with a trace of apprehension on his face, as if he was a kid who was going to meet his sweetheart with a gift.
He sat down cross-legged in front of the black bear. The black bear raised his eyes lazily, and Damian pursed his lips tightly, "My house covers hundreds of hectares including the back mountain. Gotham is an island weather, but I can accompany you to find what you like. Hole in the tree. The animals that now live in my house are cats, dogs, and cows, as well as starfish, chipmunks, bread crabs, and Goliaths. I promise you won't feel lonely."
Stephanie's expression gradually became strange, "Is it my illusion, why do I feel like this is a marriage proposal?"
"It's a marriage proposal." Barbara nodded.
Humanized speechlessness and contempt appeared on the black bear's face. He stood up slowly, shook his head, "Yellow mouth kid."
Damian: "Huh?!"
Damian was shocked, "Why are you talking?"
After finishing his displeasure, Hei Xiong didn't bother to explain, and walked away with his hands behind his back, his plump back like an angry old man.
Damian rarely showed confusion on his face. He turned to look at Director Chunyan, "Isn't he a black bear?"
"Yes," Director Chunyan said kindly, "He Tuan is an old resident of Shushan. He is relatively old, and he could transform into a human form in the Tang Dynasty. But as a literati, his mentality is more lively, and he competes with children."
She comforted the sullen Damian, "It's okay, He Tuan stayed up late reading in the hibernating tree hole recently, and his eyesight has declined again. You can send him a pair of glasses, and he won't be angry."
Damian wondered, "Why do black bears need glasses?"
"Hey, these are all racial defects, there is no way to cure them," Director Chunyan knits a sweater for Xiaobai, "Old man Hao, who is a doctor and repairer, cured him, and he was obsessed with reading books by himself, lighting up the lamp in the middle of the night, and his eyes broke again. "
Director Chunyan lifted up the half-knitted sweater and looked at it, "Anyway, don't worry, this trick is absolutely effective. Before, there was a child on the mountain who got drunk and went crazy, and pulled He Tuan out of the tree hole where he hibernated. Give him a pair of glasses to coax him."
Stephanie licked her lips, "Isn't this senior the one I thought?"
Director Chunyan showed a clear smile, "It's that kid Li Cizhang."
"...It really is something she will do." Barbara affirmed.
485.
He Tuan is a cultural bear.
As early as the year when Emperor Wu initiated the palace examination, He Tuan was already a well-known master of Juren in ten miles and eight villages.
The thing he regretted the most in his life was that he was afraid that Zhong Kui would beat him out of the Luocheng Palace in Ziwei City. He said he was sick and didn't go to the palace examination, so he couldn't see China's only female emperor Wu Zhao.
"He" means "black" in the dialect of He Tuan's hometown. When he was a bear, his name was Heituan. After he transformed into a shape, he was picked up by an old scholar.The old scholar named him "Tuan"
, Tuan swayed straight up ninety thousand miles, so it was called He Tuan.The table word Wenxiang.
He Tuan is very satisfied with this culturally rich name, "He" and "Crane" have the same pronunciation, so that he will not forget the Miss Sandhill Crane that his hometown sent him out of the mountain.
It's a pity that a group of Mr. Baizi in the village called him He Zhuan after his name.He Tuan slapped three of them flying, twisted his buttocks and walked away very dignifiedly.Xiong doesn't care about uneducated people.
He Tuan was originally a hot-tempered old man with a bad temper. When he was studying with the old scholar, a bear could overwhelm a group of people.Those bunch of low-spirited and frail scholars are not as good as he can slap with a single slap.
Later, when he read a lot of books, He Tuan became a bookworm and a chronic person.
Books should be read slowly, knowledge should be learned slowly, and nothing should be rushed.All these were taught to He Tuan by the old scholar.
The old scholar had low ambitions in his life, and if he failed the exam, he stayed in the village to teach the next generation of students.He Tuan is the most promising one he has ever taught.
The slow-tempered old scholar even took a slow pace towards death. He only swallowed his breath after hearing the news of He Tuan's Zhongju, smiling contentedly in his sleep.
He Tuan didn't know until now, if the old scholar in the underworld knew, if he refused to go to the palace examination because he was afraid that Zhong Kui would throw the eldest black bear out, would he become impatient and come back with a cane to beat people.
He Tuan is a man of culture, and he doesn't think that his identity as a man of culture conflicts with his raging nature.He is not only a reasonable person, but also a simple and honest black bear.
After the founding of the People's Republic of China, He Tuan followed his instinct, took a different identity and was still called He Tuan, and went to university to study agriculture, forestry, animal husbandry and fishery.As a result, I fell in love with the literature class at first sight in the elective class, and I took the Chinese Department as a sophomore.
Wenhua Xiongxiong is a cynical youth, and the three most admired Chinese writers are Shen Congwen, Lu Xun and Zhang Ailing.He Tuan cited these three masters as idols on his literary journey, wishing he could take out their works and read them every day.
After graduation, He Tuan stayed at the school to teach.He can be seen from time to time on the university campus, his fat body moving forward clumsily step by step, with a messenger bag full of teaching materials on his waist, and a yellow and white scarf tied around his neck.
The only thing with a literati air all over her body is the pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of her nose.Everyone knows that Teacher He Tuan is half blind without glasses.
In order to ask for the teacher's salary, the angry youth raised a sign at the school gate.Looking at the photos at that time, you can still see his heroic posture standing in the first row holding up the protest sign.Even halfway through because of being too emotional, He Tuan went to a toilet and returned back to his original shape as a black bear.
A passing school manager curiously came up to touch He Tuan's claws and pads, "It feels as real as it is. Bye bye."
He Tuan sneered, and stuck a bear's paw on the head of the school manager who owed money, "I beg your mother for your size, and give me the money!"
After being questioned countless times, He Tuan learned a new spell without a teacher.
He took off his black bear's head with a bang, revealing Teacher He Tuan's gentle and fat face, "It's just a doll costume." The childlike teacher He Tuan explained.
He later taught this spell to the young panda descendant Xiaobai, hoping that silly boy would not use it indiscriminately.
486.
Stephanie sneered, "This... Teacher He Tuan's life experience sounds quite legendary."
Director Chunyan was knitting a sweater, "He Tuan is still a good bear. Later, after retiring according to the length of human life, he didn't want to use He Tuan's identity to walk in the world, so he came to Shushan and helped us bring new disciples and opened a A wise animal. Occasionally, Shushan takes his place as a substitute for the meditation class."
Barbara commented objectively, "Xiaobai doesn't look like he brought it out by himself."
"Xiaobai is a simple child." Director Chunyan showed the kind expression of a grandma looking at her grandson again, "He Tuan also said that he is not suitable for learning, so we let the child grow up freely."
Director Chunyan ticked her needle, "Well, He Tuan is a cultural person. He reads a lot and is especially sentimental. He always hurts spring and autumn with a bear by his side. Last time he hid in a tree hole
I watched "The Three of Us" and secretly wiped my tears. After being discovered by Xiaobai, the child was frightened. He rolled all the way to me and asked if today's bamboo shoots were not fresh. "
Kashan thought about Xiaobai's shocked panda face, and asked, "So the word Huangkou Xiaoer was originally used by him to refer to Xiaobai, right?"
Director Chunyan: "Yes."
487.
Meimei and I are looking for a psychic who is hiding all over the mountain.
The situation is extremely urgent. After all, the psychic is an invisible heartthrob in the non-human world. He holds the group favorite script in his hand. Assuming a different book, this is the protagonist.
Meimei followed me and accompanied me to find someone, "Aren't you going to ask your father for help?"
I looked at my phone, "He's playing cards."
Meimei asked again, "Where are your brothers?"
I state the truth, "They're just gloating."
Meimei doesn't believe in heresy, "Where are your sisters?"
I sighed softly, "They just took out their mobile phones to record."
Meimei couldn't believe it, "Didn't you say that there is a little brother who loves his brother the most, and he doesn't help him?"
"Oh, you said Damian," I shook my head, "Dick is indeed his favorite brother, but compared with the animals he loves, Dick is nothing." He said, "After all, in Damian's world, humans and animals are reversed."
Meimei's expression is very difficult to describe in words, and her psychological complexity is hard to describe, "Your family is really a harmonious and friendly family."
I nodded, "Thank you for the compliment."
I am the only conscience in this family.
It is our duty to revive the glory of TTG.
488.
"Your brother, you don't want to raise Teacher He Tuan, do you?"
"Isn't that good? I hired a tutor to go back, Brother Heixiong, no, Teacher He Tuan has several doctorates!"
"..."
"why do not you talk?"
"Li Cizhang."
"Ok?"
"You are very ill."
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