i spent the summer in gotham

1.

Tony Stark, a well-known rich man in New York, playboy, philanthropist, but also the most important identity, Iron Man.

One second he was at the Avengers party watching Thor hook Banner's shoulder and brag, and the next second he was standing in a dark alley with a bottle of red wine that he had only taken a sip of. wine glass.

Tony is a mature adult, and a mature adult will not panic when encountering things he cannot understand.

Even if he was surrounded by grinning gangsters who were about to rob him.

Tony took a sip of red wine calmly, "The scenery is really nice tonight, isn't it?"

"It seems that your bodyguard is not around, Mr. Fat Sheep." The circle of hooligans gradually closed, completely surrounding Tony in the middle.

"How should I put it, I generally don't like things like bodyguards." Tony said, "It feels like being watched, you understand?"

He shook his red wine glass and swallowed lightly, "After all, I am a person who pays attention to the quality of life."

While he was speaking, before the person opposite him could react, he was caught off guard and poured the whole glass of red wine on the face of the bastard who was closest to him.

The crimson wine smeared into the gangster's eyes, causing a scream.Tony raised his right hand flat and made a gesture of getting ready to put on his armor.

2.

……

Nothing happened.There were no battle armors to be summoned, and no rescuers who fell from the sky.

3.

Because his expression was so serious that the gangsters who were about to attack him looked back in confusion, in case they were shot by the bodyguards of Fat Sheep.

They were disappointed by the result. There was nothing behind them, not to mention the shadow of the bodyguard, and there were no signs of bats that are common in Gotham.

The gangsters turned their heads angrily, "Are you kidding us?"

Tony smiled awkwardly, and compared several Wing Chun postures with his teeth and claws, "Hey, ha, hey, have you heard of Wing Chun, and Ip Man, he is a famous Wing Chun master in China."

The expressions of the gangsters turned from doubt to looking at the fool, "playing tricks." They showed Tony the dark muzzle of the gun and the bright dagger hidden in his waist, and surrounded him again.

From far to near, a star of red light shot out menacingly from the gap in the horns, and the sharp arrows burst into scattered sparks in the air, briefly casting a wall between Tony and the gangster.

The red shadow magic soldiers descended from the sky, the bow and arrows were drawn to the full, and only the sharp arrows pierced through the shoulders of the gangsters.

"I didn't mean to see blood here," Hong Ying defended himself while punching hard, "I hope Batpapa will forgive me."

The last gangster fell to the ground, and the red-haired young man tied all the gangsters to the street lamp, took out his phone and called the police, "Hello, hello, is this GCPD, there are a group of robbers here and I hope you can take them in."

Tony watched quietly as the young man processed everything, taking a peek at "GCPD" and his surroundings.

He carefully recalled what happened before he ended up in such a field.

Then he remembered that they were having a celebration dinner on Stark's private jet.On the way back to the Avengers base, the plane passed a group of islands.

OMG.

4.

Iron Man Tony Stark, an evil undercover agent sent by Marvel to DC, tried to lurk in Gotham to get the secret of Batman staying up late and not gaining weight.

Marvel Undercover is now facing his first problem of undercover career, he doesn't know which DC superhero the young man in front of him is.

No, no, he was sure he remembered, after all, this brother's position coincided with Hawkeye's so much.

Tony racked his brains. "Uh, thanks for your help, Eagle...Arrow...uh," he clapped his hands, "Arrow!"

The young man's happy face suddenly lost expression after he acted chivalrously, "He's green, do you think I'm green?"

Tony corrected himself, "Thank you, Red Arrow."

"I haven't been called 'Red Arrow' for many years," said the young man. "Don't you think this title is very uncreative, just like Gotham's mass-produced Batman, Batgirl, and Batwoman."

"Oh, I think so too," Tony agreed. "At least change the name to something other than Bat."

The two wise men shook hands solemnly.

"Anthony."

"arsenal."

5.

Before the GCPD police came to recover the criminals, the arsenal bent down and worked tirelessly to recover all kinds of arrows stuck in the ground and walls.

Even Tony was shocked by how diligent and thrifty he was in housekeeping, but Fei Jiu in their family was not so enlightened.

The arsenal twisted an arrow that had exploded, and looked it over with a sad face, "I'm afraid this arrow won't work, it costs dozens of knives."

He disassembled the arrowhead and checked the wiring inside, "Oh, it's almost blown up, I thought the arrowhead could blow up fireworks this time."

Tony glanced at it twice, "Try it, put gunpowder—" he pointed his finger, "put it in this position, and then connect a line here."

The arsenal crows like a rooster, "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

6.

The inventors fell in love at first sight, ah, bah, hit it off at first sight, and soon entered the necessary process of meeting each other and hooking each other up.

"You guys here are comparable to the Middle East." Tony said, "You know, there are no gangsters who dare to take a knife and rob a crazy person who is wearing a suit and a red wine glass in the middle of the night."

"Haven is still possible," Armory Depot gestured, "After all, Haiwen is so big, there is only a bird with a raised butt guarding it, and it is impossible for a human to be divided into two pieces like his butt."

Tony touched his pocket, great, no cash, his card has zero chance of being usable in Gotham.

Funny, he, Tony Stark, a man richer than Batman, will be short of money?

Tony smiled awkwardly and politely at the arsenal, "Do you have ten dollars on you, I can repair the arrow and return it."

7.

Tony is taken to a safe house in Gotham by the enthusiastic Arsenal.

Under normal circumstances, he would not start contacting the vigilantes of this world so soon, after all, there is not enough information to prove which parallel universe of DC this is.But he was lucky and ran into a vigilante directly, so he had to adapt to the situation at the scene.

Armory Kuroy hid on the balcony and called his good friend Red Hood, "Little Jay Bird, I found a very interesting person, wow, he is really the second genius after me!"

Red Hood was typing, "Who?"

"He said his name was Anthony," Roy said, "I would give him a third of the title of genius!"

Jason sneered, "I think he is willing to give you a third of the whiskey for your words. Are you going to drink again?"

Roy looked at the wine bottles on the table and flinched, "Wine that hasn't been drunk can't be counted as wine."

Jason was silent for a moment, savoring the deep meaning of this sentence.

A few seconds later, Jason flew into a rage, "You actually led people to my rental house to drink, Roy Harper, I'll strangle you right now and send you to a waste bath!"

Roy hung up the phone lightly and turned off the phone.

He met Tony's complicated gaze and explained, "It's okay, just wait a few minutes, Jaybird will be here soon."

In some ways, Roy is indeed a master fisherman.

8.

Jason kicked open the door of the safe house, and looked at the two people in the living room.

He immediately recognized the man in front of him who was sitting on the second-hand sofa that he bought back with great efforts.

For a moment, Jason thought that Roy had discovered Iron Man's identity, and deliberately lured him to come to discuss business.

Roy showed a bright dog-like smile, "You're back, Jay, come and meet the genius inventor Anthony!"

The crowbar that Jason had put back was pulled out again and held in his hand.

Sure enough, picking up Iron Man was nothing more than a mistake, in essence, he was still the dog begging for beating.

9.

After a while of flying around, the young and middle-aged people who were full of vitality sat down at both ends of the dining table.

The bottles of wine on the table were uncapped one by one, and the bottles became empty.

Under the influence of alcohol, Roy and Jason chatted sleepily, talking nonsense, talking about the reason why Roy came to Gotham.

"Oliver isn't a thing," he muttered angrily. "Dinah must have forgotten to wear her glasses the day she saw him."

"With all due respect, Dinah doesn't need glasses." Jason said politely, "Oliver is trash, so Bruce isn't a big trash."

"Let's go to the recycle bin and squat side by side!" Roy said with hatred, "No one will take non-recyclable garbage!"

Jason looked at Tony, who was sitting across from him with a glass of wine, and remembered that this rich man had had quite a few family conflicts.

He muttered, "The relationship between father and son is really difficult. How did you solve it?"

Tony shrugged, "Welcome to the seclusion mode?" He clicked his tongue a few times, "Or you can create an AI and let it solve the problem for you."

"The bat computer is equipped with AI," Jason said expressionlessly, "but the shape of the object resembles the owner, and the AI ​​is not much better. Brother Eyes is almost ready to conquer the earth."

"Hiss," Tony felt troubled, "It's hopeless, just wait for death."

The blue-eyed young man looked at him irritably.

Tony sighed, curled his lips, "For a father, the mouth is a decoration for kissing."

Roy grabbed Jason's shoulder and yelled loudly, "I prepared a special notebook for Oliver. He said that I would write down everything I said, and now two notebooks are full!"

Jason said blankly, "I remember three."

Tony shook his head, "My dad looks better than your two dads."

He took his first drink of the night, "But he's dead, you know."

The young people were silent.

The elder held his glass and pondered, "I sometimes wonder if things would have been different if I had said something to them earlier, or if they had told me earlier." He spun his glass, "But I guess, if they lived It's fine, and I can't open my mouth normally."

The only sound left on the court was the swallowing and breathing of drinks.

Tony smiled pretendingly and generously, "How to get along well with your parents, this knowledge, you still have something to learn."