i spent the summer in gotham

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After listening to the psychic tell the story, Dick's expression changed from sluggish to calm, and he asked, "It seems that you and Brother Zhengqi get along very well, don't you?"

The psychic showed pain on his face. If there was no other way, he would not sit here and confide his troubles to strangers, "The problem doesn't stop there."

The second time, the brother connected by the psychic medium spoke with a bit of a tongue, and his accent didn't sound very authentic.

With the previous experience, the psychic asked cautiously and politely, "Where are you from, the accent doesn't sound like Sichuan and Chongqing."

After a while, Brother Big Tongue said slowly, "Liaoning."

This accent sounds a little bit like Liaoning dialect, at least ninety percent like it.

The psychic asked cautiously, "How do I call you?"

"Varyag Kuznetsov," Brother Big Tongue said, "just call me Liaoning."

The psychic stayed where he was, and smashed half of the biscuits from the cafeteria in his hand to the ground.

As we all know, the aircraft carrier Liaoning was once a retired Soviet aircraft carrier.His predecessor was the Varyag, the second ship of the Admiral Kuznetsov-class aircraft carrier of the Soviet Navy.

The point is, the Russian word for a ship is "he", so the Liaoning ship is actually a ship's man, a little green among thousands of flowers, and has to wear women's clothes after coming to work in China.

The psychic feels as if he knows something extraordinary.

He didn't respond for a long time, and Liaoning suddenly got angry, "Do you still want to call me Varyag or Kuznetsov?"

"No no no no," the psychic explained in a panic, "I'm just surprised that the opposite is Big Brother Liaoning."

Ship girl lle, it is forbidden to flatter the house.

Nor do women's muscular men.

The psychic avoids the opposite sex. After all, he is a pure social fear. The opposite sex he has been in contact with since he was a child is not his grandma who dances the big god, the grandma who plays with bugs, or his mother who talks about it.

He can't wait to stay away from the enthusiastic and lively girls, and only dares to chat with Brother Liaoning and Brother Zhengqi every day.

After being frightened by the ship girls, it took a long time for the psychic to start working again.

This time it was a male voice. The psychic breathed a sigh of relief and asked, "You are?"

The voice said cheerfully, "I'm Dongfeng 21, nice to meet you!"

Boom, Boom, Boom.

The heart and lungs of the psychic stopped functioning.

He is just an ordinary and humble social fear psychic. He doesn't want to know so many state secrets. The psychic's thin shoulders are crushed by the pressure from the big universe.

Dick sympathized, "Oh, it was stressful."

Even so, these are just perfunctory words used to comfort people.Bruce has built no less than eight weapon depots under Gotham, and Dick and his team fly around on all kinds of arms and fighter planes every day and night.

Therefore, they are very used to such a high-risk life.

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Dick looked at the psychic pitifully, "Haven't you ever received a more normal contact, such as a tree or something?"

"I've tried my best." The psychic said in pain.

It was another practice, the psychic did it without hope, hoping that he could contact a friend who was as quiet, shy and gentle as himself.

The voice this time was indeed very mature and elegant, with the calmness of a nobleman, "Hi, I haven't met anyone who can talk to us for a long time. Forgive me for being a little excited and rude."

The psychic prayed in his heart, hoping that it was a tree, and he recognized the voice from a northern netizen.

The northern netizen smiled, "Sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, I am Sin Huai, you know, the second generation."

The psychic went into immediate cardiopulmonary arrest.

Emperor Sizong Chongzhen of the Ming Dynasty used an old locust tree with a crooked neck to hang himself, and named it "Sin locust tree". In 1971, the locust tree was cut down, and in 1981, a new small locust tree was transplanted to its original location. In 1996, the third generation of locust tree, more than 150 years old, replaced the second generation.

A tree indeed, but no ordinary tree at all.

How could this be the case, the psychic just wanted to live a peaceful life!

The psychic tugged at his hair in dismay, and Dick patted him on the shoulder comfortingly, "Then are you troubled by their identities?"

"No, that's not the problem." The psychic said numbly.

Psychics are the only human beings who have been able to communicate with them over the years, so all the netizens have started chatterboxes.Especially Liaoning, who lives among the royal sisters and soft sisters, competes with the otaku who live alone.

These two can't wait to chat with the psychic medium every day. If this is a certain Penguin software, these two will definitely compete for the position of the psychic medium.

This biscuit sandwich is very painful for psychics.

The energetic young man Dongfeng and the gentle elder brother Zuihuai can't help him at all except to listen to his complaints.The psychic can't wait to grab the ground with his head, so he can only be forced by Neptune every day.

For this reason, he has not had a good night's sleep for nearly a week.

"You said it earlier," Dick slapped his thigh, "I am an expert in solving this kind of problem!"

Tim casts a sidelong glance at Dick, who doesn't know.

Dick taught his water handling skills to the psychic, "Don't passively wait for them to come to you, you should take the initiative of the communication in your own hands, so how to communicate, what content to communicate, and the duration of the communication can all be determined by You are in control."

Dick hooked up with the psychic, "Go to them with a positive attitude, and use unique small gifts to enhance the relationship between you. Of course, this trick can be used for everyone. For example, if you invite a One person eats pizza and another person can be paired up on patrol."

Tim sneered.

He pushed Dick away and sat next to the psychic, "Don't listen to his nonsense, the chance of overturning is too high."

Tim made a really useful and constructive suggestion, "You can build a chat group, pull all the people you are connected into the group chat, and let them digest it internally."

"Look, the yang line is 1 and the yin line is 0, so you don't need to be sandwiched from now on." Tim followed the temptation, "and you, the leader of the group, just need to hide from it."

The psychic's eyes gleamed with anticipation.He saw hope for the future.

469.

A qualified water blowing group requires the following group members.

Brother Huang Tu, macho, cute girl, group encyclopedia, big guy in women's clothing, cute, pushy king, old people, second-hand youths and divers.

The members of the group of psychics have been collected almost.

Brother Huang Tu is the Aurora, the big brother who played the first shot of the October Revolution, the cruiser.The change of attributes began when the boys were filming love action movies on the Aurora, and the broken brother went to another extreme in despair.

The hunk fights, so I won't go into details for now.Mengmei is the younger sister of Liaoning, Shandong, and part of Liaoning transsexual elements.According to the Gintama law that a strong man turns into a cute girl, Shandong is cute and cheerful, full of cute girls.

The group encyclopedia is the third generation of sin locust tree, the tree is 180 years old, and the old crooked neck tree pspro.Because the main body is in the scenic spot, I close my eyes every day to rest my mind. Occasionally, the water group will popularize some unpopular knowledge for young people.

The big guy in women's clothing is the hunk Liaoning ship, because the women's clothing is irreplaceable, so let Zhengqi take the position of the hunk.It is very painful to be mixed among Yingying and Yanyan.At the same time, she is also a dedicated male mother who takes care of the small planes on her every day. She is a very good wife and mother.

Elderly people are Sin Huai 2.0, they are not very old, and their mentality is extremely Buddhist.The fun of this time is to ask the three generations of sinful locust trees for advice on health preservation skills, and the goal is to live like a thousand-year-old locust tree spirit.

The second-hand youth, Dongfeng 21, although he is not particularly naive, has a 2 in his name, and his age is suitable for young people, so he is forced to work.

Divers, psychics, and psychics finally got their wish and became a quiet and leisurely group leader.Unless there is a quarrel in the group, it is impossible to hear him speak.It's a pity that Liaoning and Zhengqi quarrel every day, so in fact he speaks every day.

The psychic chat group is short of several group members. I hope that the day he gathers all the group members, he can live the peaceful life he dreamed of.

470.

All things have animism, and the psychic shaman is responsible for communicating with all things. The psychic brother in Shushan is just a little bit biased towards the wavelength channel.

Well, more than a little bit.

Age is not a necessary element to meet the communication conditions of a psychic medium.The judging criteria, the psychic is also not clear.

Since his wifi was able to connect, he has become accustomed to the small chirping sound in his ears from time to time.Now, the ability of psychics to pretend they can't hear has improved a lot, and it can be called a masterpiece.

He was grateful that Tim had pushed Dick away, not because Dick was making physical contact with him, but because of the noise around Dick.He has an earache.

Chatting on Dick are two Kari sticks, and the Kari stick twins are two worrying mama sticks.

The medium's ears are full of their worries.

"Oh, Dick wears so little, will it be very cold, what should I do if I get old cold legs?"

"He may not be afraid of the cold. He wore less clothes when he was young. Their uniforms are good at keeping warm."

"I heard about the Batmobile, are they going to make a movie, when can we Dick make a movie, I also want to see myself on the big screen, hehe."

"If the filming is not good, it will be bad. I hope the screenwriter is willing to polish the script. "Titan" is fine."

After the Kaligun brothers muttered, the psychic tried to maintain his peaceful expression, and heard them start to persuade the third person to care about his body.

Listening to their conversation, the third person should be a portable handheld computer on Tim.

The handheld computer has its own name, the Redbird 20.Red Bird 20 has been working overtime since the psychic could hear his voice, and the crackling of the keyboard can be heard endlessly.

The Kali sticks worried, "Take a break, Red Bird, your host is about to overheat. Don't imitate your host."

Red Bird's voice revealed the hoarseness of overwork, "It's almost there, I'm almost successful."

The brother in the stick in Kari persuaded, "Don't rush for a while, take a break and continue."

Kari's younger brother said, "What the hell are you up to? You haven't chatted with us for a long time."

Red Bird instantly became excited and said excitedly, "I want to write a program by myself to realize the automatic operation of my functions, so that I don't have to work overtime in the future!"

psychic:……?

Brother Kaligun asked his question for him, "So you are working overtime now so that you don't have to work overtime?"

Red Bird: "..."

Red Bird: "Yes."