i spent the summer in gotham

385.

Since I woke up from the bed with the top of my head, my family members have always looked at me with indescribable eyes.

I asked them what was going on, and from their rare unanimity, I concluded that it was definitely not the right thing for me to stay on Earth.

"Apocalypse is too dangerous," Dick shook his head, "You should stop exploring and live on Earth."

My father was silent for a long time, and gave me an ice pack, "Cover the bag on the back of your head."

"You asked Roy?" Jason let out a ferocious smile, "He went back to soak in the waste water pool."

Tim stopped typing on the keyboard, "I said I didn't have the video, you wouldn't believe it. But Bruce bought all the video from me, so the video is not in my possession."

Damie stared at me steadily for a long time, "You should apologize to Killer Crocodile."

I was so confused by Monk Zhang Er, "Have you all decided to learn not to speak human language from the riddle man?"

Jason looked at me pityingly, "Forgetting is sometimes a gift from God."

Did the Riddler open a non-human language training class in Gotham? Why is everyone playing dumb today?

386.

"I also think it's better for you not to know what happened." Stephanie said sincerely, "The truth is always overwhelming."

You riddlers need a bang bang punch every single one of you.

Barbara sighed, "My advice is no alcohol, not even bonbons."

Cassan nodded along.

When they mentioned alcohol, I felt like Commissioner Gordon's heart skip a beat.

I probably understand what's going on because it's not the first time I've done this.

The last time I was tricked was hiding in the dormitory and eating wine lees secretly. At that time, Meimei hadn’t come to Shushan yet, and I lived alone, so no one discovered and stopped me in time.

I carried Du'er and rushed all the way to Xiaobai's bear den, and pulled Brother Black Bear Spirit out to sing him a lullaby.

Brother Black Bear Spirit: "You don't have to cry, big sister."

I thought for a moment with my clever little head, and then Du'er slammed into the ground between Brother Black Bear Spirit's legs, "Then sing me a song," I sat on the spot, holding Du'er's hand. On the hilt of the sword, "I want to listen to "Clanging Rose"!"

Xiaobai was woken up by a terrifying singing sound. This tone-deficient and unbearable howling of ghosts and wolves shocked the birds in the back mountain to flutter their wings and fly all over the mountain.

Xiaobai crawled out of his bear den covering his ears, and saw the old black bear spirit next door standing upright outside his den, singing loudly.

Xiaobai hesitated to speak, raging and not hibernating, he had a problem with his thinking.Of course, although pandas do not have the characteristic of hibernation, this does not prevent Xiaobai from sleeping late.

"Brother," Xiao Bai's bear hair stood on end, "Can you stop singing? I'm afraid. I'll have nightmares listening to you sing."

The black bear glared at him, "Do you think I think so, it must be your owner's fault!"

As soon as he stopped, the birds all over the mountain stopped flying, and the squirrels stopped running.A leg protruded from the warm tree hole where Brother Black Bear Jing used to hibernate, and kicked him, "Keep singing."

Brother's tears rolled in his eyes, "Not only did you rob me of my bed, you didn't let me sleep, you also forced me into prostitution and let me laugh and sing for you. Li Cizhang, you are too deceitful!"

Xiaobai: "...Brother, are you exaggerating?"

The black bear pinched Xiaobai's face, and said viciously, "Your brother, I am a black bear, and the black bear wants to hibernate!"

He pointed angrily at me who was sleeping soundly in the warm little tree hole, "Do you have the guts to go up and move her away, huh?"

Xiaobai calmly watched me turn over in the tree hole, kicked out a hole in the tree hole randomly, and the cold wind poured straight in.

Xiaobai found a stone at random and filled the gap I kicked.He found a solution to the problem with the panda's wit and wisdom, "I'll take you to sleep in her dormitory."

Brother Black Bear Spirit: ...

Brother Black Bear Spirit: "Okay."

Early the next morning, the senior sister opened the door of my dormitory and asked me to get up for morning exercises.

In the quilt of the little frog, there is a ball of furry black hair wriggling.The senior sister whose pupils were shaking carefully lifted the frog quilt, and found a big brother black bear sleeping like a doll in the place where I slept last night.

At that moment, there was a brainstorm in the senior sister's little head.

Why Xiaobai and Black Bear have such a good relationship, why Xiaobai is willing to go back to Shushan with me, why Brother Black Bear hibernates every winter, all questions have been answered.

there is only one truth!

Brother Black Bear Spirit is Li Cizhang, and Li Cizhang is Brother Black Bear Spirit!

The senior sister rushed out of my dormitory screaming, "Master, master!"

At the same time, I woke up sleepily in the straw pile, stepped into the gap in the tree hole, and got stuck in the ankle.

Hmm, why am I sleeping in a tree hole?

what happened yesterday?

387.

After the above-mentioned incident, since then I can't eat any alcoholic food in Shushan.

I haven't been drunk for many years, and I gradually forgot that my wine quality is on the same level as that of the wicked brother.

I gasp in horror, remembering Tim's meaningful line that my dad bought all the tapes.

I buried my face on the table, trying to ignore the tragic life in front of me.

Stephanie sighed, "On the bright side, at least you didn't rush to Arkham this time, throw the Riddler off his bed, and occupy his hospital bed."

I choked up and sobbed.

Barbara stroked my dog's head affectionately, "On the bright side, at least you have attracted the attention of a new beautiful sister."

"Beautiful sister?" I raised my head vigilantly, "Where is a beautiful sister?"

"You really don't remember." Barbara motioned me to look at my mobile phone address book, scrolling backwards one by one from top to bottom, and there was a new number marked "Pretty Girl".

The hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

Stephanie licked the protein bar, showing the air of a godfather smoking a cigar, "You pushed your dad three meters away because of his number, Bat Dad is very sad."

I shivered, "Who is she?"

Stephanie smiled slightly, "Catwoman, you've heard of it, right?"

388.

The string of phone numbers lay quietly in my mobile phone, and I naturally didn't have the guts to call them.

The pretty sister who gave me her phone number didn't contact me either.

But it didn't end there, the next day I was accosted by my new beautiful sister on the street.

The beautiful sister Ruyun's fluffy blond hair is tied into a ponytail, and a bow of a different color is tied on the left and right.

When she saw me, she bounced up to me, "Hello, I want to know how to get to Robinson Park?"

She bent down to look at me, her blue eyes blinked, and her curly blond hair hung down my dress, "Wow, look closely, you are so cute, I like you!"

Just ask for directions, why praise others for being cute, hehe.I rubbed the back of my head in a flutter, "Robinson Park is not far from here, go straight for 300 meters, turn left for 100 meters, turn right for 200 meters and you will be there!"

The beautiful sister warmly took my arm, "You come with me, I want to talk to you, we can chat, do you want ice cream?"

"I like strawberry vanilla chocolate," I said expectantly.

Although the beautiful sister fell in love with me at first sight and fell in love with me at first sight on the street, it must be my thing, no matter how I think about it, I am thinking of peaches.But now I'm poor and white, and I don't have any money left from selling Bentley because I sent Bixue to refine it.

Assuming that my sister is looking at my body, and I mean the liver, kidneys and heart, I can only say that I will be fine if the whole operating room blows up.

No matter what I thought, I made the money, so I confidently followed the beautiful sister to move forward.

The places we walk are getting more and more remote, there are fewer and fewer pedestrians, tall buildings and alleys are replaced by lush plants, and human traces are gradually replaced by natural creatures.

The beautiful sister jumped up and down, her eyebrows lit up, "My girlfriend is here to pick me up!"

girlfriend?I looked around and saw no one.

The beautiful sister jumped forward happily, "Xiao Pa, I brought a guest back, she is very cute, you will definitely like her!"

A green hand brushed away layers of leaves. The charming red-haired woman has green skin that is different from ordinary people. I didn't even notice her before she appeared. Her breath was completely integrated with the plants in the park.

girlfriend.My expression became serious, "This... Ms. Vine, have you paid the fine yet?"

The red-haired woman said calmly, "It's over."

Appeared, Gotham's first monster who honestly paid money after becoming a spirit!

389.

Poison Ivy and Harley are having an affair.But the poison ivy paid the fine, so I bless them and pray to myself that I didn't stalk the plants last night.

The reason they wanted to meet me was because Catwoman talked about the Bat's daughter and they were curious about it.

"Kassan is also my dad's daughter," I ate the ice cream, "Why didn't you tie Kassan?"

"We often come into contact with orphans." Harley lay on Poison Ivy's lap and looked at me with her chin. "Little Pa has been working with the Birds of Prey for a while, and she is very familiar with Batgirl."

The family's social network revolves around my father and Barbara, and basically there are no female superstars who don't get along with Barbara.

You ask Dick, he takes both sexes.

"Besides," Harry excitedly propped himself up from Poison Ivy's knee, "you are born of a bat, we thought you would be the same as that big and small one, a smile is worth thirty dollars, and a word is worth fifty dollars .”

I was in awe, "Is it too late for me to be serious?"

Harry sympathized, "It's late, but I heard that old guy Gordon is willing to pay you fifty bucks for staying away from the bat light."

Woohoo.Can I go to him and get the fifty dollars?

390.

Harley has been cooperating with my dad lately.

If the clown hadn't gotten into the cat's stomach, she would have beaten her ex-boyfriend violently with a rocket launcher.My dad can only beg her to leave a whole body for the clown.

"Is there anything better than seeing a rotten smelly ex-boyfriend in a bdsm relationship with another skull face?" Harley said. "I love novels."

I stared at the book "Desperate Love for Vormir Star" on her lap, and the smile on my face gradually froze.

Mrs. Querrell's autograph is on "Desperate Love for Vormir Star". It is said that this line is so chic that I can't see what is written in it. Jason practiced hard all night.

Harley hugged the book contentedly and sighed, "This book is really great, if I can meet the author, I will give her three kisses in one go!"

Jason's sad face appeared in my head, and I inhaled in horror, "That's okay, you already have a girlfriend!"

Why is everyone in this world a reader of Mrs. Guerrell-Genet? Is the wife so charming?

In order to protect Jason's secret identity, I decided to divert their attention, "You guys, do you want to eat bat?"

Even Poison Ivy cast her gaze.

Harry held his face and screamed, "There's still this CP!"

"Great!!"

Sure enough, it's not Gotham people who don't eat bats.

clown?He is from Vormir.