i spent the summer in gotham

347.

We ended up not sending Dick Lily to the Green Bathhouse for a bath.

Because of the good friendship between Jason Lily and Tim Lily, little Tim's debut is just around the corner.

If Dick Lily, who came back from the pool, beat up a little Jason, it would be too miserable if he beat up their little benefactor too.

We sat in a circle thinking.

Tim sighed, "What should we do when we have problems we can't solve?"

Jason continued, "Work hard to overcome difficulties and solve problems?"

"No," Tim slapped Jason on the head, "We should leave the problem to someone who can solve it."

He called Timothy, "Hi, duck, do you have a solution to the problem of mental retardation?"

Timothy: "First, I'm not a duck, and if I'm a duck then you are a duck. Second, who is retarded?"

348.

We stated the status of the matter to Timothy.

He thought for a moment on the other side of the phone screen, "In this case, I do have one, no, a group of people I can recommend to you." He twitched his facial muscles a few times as if he had a toothache, "But their behavior style Might be more, uh, special."

"It's okay," Dick said, "as long as it works, and who else does things better than Bruce?"

He quickly regretted this sentence.

Because the people invited by Timothy are the Teen Titans led by Robin Dick.

349.

"Who is this?" I asked. "Excuse me, she looks like a cloaked ghost."

Robin Dick, who was wearing Damian's hairstyle, slapped the table angrily, "Hey, how can you say that about Raven, she is clearly a living floating cloak!"

I gasp at the brilliant analogy, "You're right."

"Don't you think his legs are a little short?" Jason said. "I'm not being rude, but you see he's about as tall as Dick's waist."

"You can't just look at your legs," Robin Dick said. "I'll jump up and hit you on the head, and then I'll dance your ass on your back."

"Please wait until I change the photography mode to high-definition," Tim took out his phone, "If Jason's back is not wide enough by himself, do you want to add Damian?"

Jason and Damian hit Tim's head with two punches at the same time, they have a tacit understanding.

Dick Lily sat obediently on the sofa, Xinghuo was feeding him pastries, Xinghuo handed the cookie to his mouth, and he opened his mouth obediently.

"He's so cute." Xinghuo held his cheeks.

A raven like a living cloak floated over and handed a glass of juice with a straw to Dick Lily's mouth, "And, very obedient."

Beast Boy turned into a green cat and ran around Dick Lily and lay on his lap, "Now we have three Robins, we could do a movie called Robin vs Robin vs Robin Bing."

"Wait a minute," I scratched Dick's head, "Our one is not Robin anymore, and we have five Robins here, the name of the movie can only be "Robin Dick Vs Demented Robin Vs Nightwing" "."

Cyborg mused, "Sounds a bit of a mouthful."

"Then don't shoot," Damian said, "Anyway, Krypton and Ace's movies are about to be released, so it's better to save some ticket money."

Robin Dick fell to his knees and sobbed.

"Oh, he's so sad." Jason said, "Don't worry, boy, it's a good thing not to appear in the animated movie, look at the big one, not only can't even beat the Riddler, but now he has Lazarus syndrome In the later stage, visually, the treatment of the Assassin League has no effect."

"Oh." Robin Dick gnawed his hands, "Then let's stop taking pictures, let's take pictures of Alfred, the Batmobile and the Batbelt first."

350.

Dick smiled reluctantly, "Aren't we here to solve little Dick's brain problems?"

Sorry for getting too involved in the chat.

"So, do you have any constructive suggestions?" I was full of expectations.

Robin Dick put on a white coat and put a stethoscope on Dick Lily's forehead, "What happened to him before he became like this, poor boy, there are at least three catties of water in his head."

"Uh," Jason speculated, "he might have been hit on the head with a crowbar. Wow, that was a brutal beating, at least the level of a red hood beating Robin in long johns."

"Cough!" Tim clutched his chest, "My chest is hurting."

"Hold on, Tim!" Dick screamed. "You've already kicked Jason in the crotch."

"Oh yeah?" Tim retracted his hand. "I remember now, thank you Dick, I feel better."

Robin Dick highlighted in the medical record that kicking Jason Todd's crotch could cure Tim Drake's heartache, "Since this is the case, our treatment plan has been finalized."

He taped Dick Lily's eyelids open, and took a flashlight to shine on his eyeballs, "first exposed to the sun for three days, and dried the three catties of water in his brain. Then he shook the brain with a centrifuge, and finally hit his head with a crowbar." .”

I think this treatment plan sounds, isn't it a little bit, violent.

351.

The specific treatment process is not disclosed yet.

Anyway, the process was quite successful.Dick lily has fully recovered and can recite the nine-nine multiplication table in 10 minutes.

For some reason, the first thing he did when he woke up was to pick up his long stick and hit Robin Dick's head like a golf ball.

Hole in one!

Wow, was Dick this fierce before?

352.

Our mission was successfully completed, and before I left, I secretly handed Batman a cheat sheet.

"If you plan to find me and Damian in this world," I whispered, "this cheat sheet will help you. It is recommended to read it aloud three times and recite it."

"I don't need it," Batman said.

Then he hid the cheat sheet under his cloak.

353.

The rest happened after we left.

Batman found a breakfast shop in Huaxia, far away from Gotham.

A little girl is eating breakfast in a breakfast shop.On her table are fried dough sticks, tofu nao, soybean milk, glutinous rice chicken, sesame balls, mung bean water and soup noodles, hot dry noodles, cold noodles, wide noodles and cold noodles.

Batman suspects that Viking made her stomach, he has no proof.

He flipped through the cheat sheet and found a solution on the eighth line on page No.18.

He went to the supermarket next door to buy a can of Laoganma, sat across from the little girl, and pushed Laoganma in front of her, "Do you want to add some seasoning?"

"Wow, thank you Uncle." Ci Zhang Lily scooped up Laoganma nimbly and poured almost half of it into the noodle bowl.

She mixed the whole bowl of noodles with chopsticks, opened her ordinary mouth, and swallowed the noodles with chopsticks.

With chopsticks?

Lily's chewing was accompanied by a creepy crunching sound, one could almost imagine how the pair of chopsticks were crushed into pieces by her teeth.

She swept the food from the table with daunting speed, and looked up to see Batman's face when she was done eating.

The little girl's face brightened up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

She whistled, "Uncle, you are so handsome."

Batman: "...thank you."

Xiaocizhang shoved the half-empty Laoganma bottle back in front of Batman, and cleaned up all the empty bowls on the table at a speed where eight hands could be seen at the same time.

There was only a clean table in front of her and Batman.

Xiaocizhang took out a registration form under the table, "Then, sir, may I have your name?"

"Bruce Wayne."

"English name, how do you spell it?" Xiao Cizhang muttered, and wrote "No Way Four · Hey En" on the form.

"phone number?"

"What do you want a phone number for?"

Xiao Cizhang bit the penholder, "My mother is very beautiful, I can give you a chance to date my mother."

Xiaocizhang shook his head, "You can be my stepfather, and if you become my stepfather, you can be named Li!"

Batman was silent for a moment, then asked, "Where's your father?"

Ci Zhang Lily blinked, "My dad has become a star in the sky," she pointed to the sky outside the breakfast shop, "before he became a star in the sky, he went to Antarctica to dig for oil."

"...Where did you learn these words?"

"In the anime."

354.

After leaving Huaxia, Batman received a call.

There was a familiar voice on the phone, Li Shuwen seemed to be eating on the other end of the phone, the potato chips were crunching, "Hello, is that the gentleman who wants to apply for my daughter's stepfather?"

"...It's me." He thought she could at least recognize the name Bulu Si Heen.

"I won't recruit stepfather for the time being, thank you for your cooperation." Li Shuwen yawned lazily, "I won't recruit stepmother either."

The woman hung up the phone mercilessly, leaving Bruce on the phone to listen to the beeping busy signal.

355.

Woman, your name is Ruthless.

356.

After the small chapter, is his youngest son Damian.

It took Bruce a while to negotiate with Thalia.

Well, for a long time.

Say it again, woman, your name is Ruthless.

When Bruce took Damian Lily to the manor, Dick was teaching Jason Lily and Tim Lily basic physical training in the underground training room.

The three little carrots moved all the equipment out of the training room, and it was more like playing than training.

"Wow——" With a scream, Little Tim, the boy as small as a little squirrel, fell from the cable walkway hanging on the top.

Bruce's heart was about to jump out of his throat. When he rushed forward to catch the child, little Dick swung his hook and grabbed Tim by the collar from the air, like two hugging tightly. The monkeys together laughed and swung away.

The secret base echoed with the wild laughter of one, two, three children, except for Dick and Tim who were swinging on the ceiling, and a Jason who suddenly ejected from under the seat and hit Bruce's chest .

Ouch!

He is no longer young, so there is no way to catch a child's version of the cannonball with only a thin shirt on his chest-even when he is young.

Bruce tried to appear dignified, "As I said, you are not allowed to use the equipment in the training room without authorization, especially you, Dick, you have not been approved to resume training."

"Don't be so serious, Bruce." Little Dick laughed, and his eyes flicked to young Damian who was following Bruce. "A new, cute, little brother." He said in a somewhat sinister tone.

"A new dick toy." Little Jason yawned.

Little Tim sits next to him, "I bet he won't be listening to Bruce anytime soon because Dick is going to be his favorite brother."

"Did I say I liked Dick?" said Jason Jr. "I sure didn't."

Little Damian snorted, "A group of stupid, arrogant, and idle men." He looked at Batman disapprovingly, "It seems that your education method is not very successful."

Batman let out a sigh from his throat, and he had a feeling that his future life would not be too good.

He said that he didn't like raising children.