i spent the summer in gotham

308.

We knelt in a row in front of my dad, and in front of him lay Dick's red three-white-eyed black mask.

I admitted my mistake painfully, "We really tried our best, woohoo."

My dad looked at us with complicated expressions, and when I thought of him hanging upside down outside to eavesdrop on our conversation at some point, my heart beat wildly.

LEGO Bats and LEGO Jason scurry around on Black Mask's stumped arms, busily putting together the scrawny-looking man.

My father hesitated to speak, stopped and hesitated to speak, facing our five pairs of pitiful eyes, lowered his noble head, "You should at least report the situation to me as soon as possible."

I tried to quibble, "Because I was in a hurry to revive him, and I was in a hurry."

My father glanced at the scattered head, torso and limbs, and emphasized, "So you have been busy all night, and you just put him together."

Can others blame us for their sloppy looks?

This can only be blamed on his own aesthetic problems. If he had carved an Ultraman mask out of ebony, we have already brought him back to the Black Gate Prison.

Lego Jason interrupted my contemplation, "We're done." He said happily, "Should we add a uterus to him and send him a rag?"

My dad:?

Ah, ah, ah, don't say such outrageous things in front of father! !

309.

We went through a lot that night, but fortunately we finally sent the black mask to the black gate.

Intact, without any strange parts and organs added.

My dad is watching from the side, don't think about messy things!

But it didn't end there, my dad stared at the little, Lego version of himself.

Lego Bat has a serious expression, "Do you want to hear me sing?"

"No," my dad refused coldly, "I want to know why you came to our world."

Lego Bat looked at Lego Jason, "I came with Red Hood."

Lego Jason looked into the air, "I am, I was chasing...wait a minute," the little building block's expression froze, "I was chasing the clown, but I lost it."

"Damn it!" Lego Jason's little clamp thumped the ground, "If he doesn't stop his plot in time, my dad's night watch photobook will fall into the hands of that big devil!"

We just mentioned that half of the heart suddenly sank, and the electric switch was cut off by the phrase "Night Patrol Photo Album".

I rubbed my face, which was almost stiff because of the rapid expression changes, and asked for everyone, "What is the Night Watch photobook?"

Lego Jason raised his head in confusion, "The Night Watch photobook is a photobook, right?"

I tried to gesture, "I mean, what does the Joker want it for, does it have the power to indirectly control Batman?"

Jason speculated, "Or is it like the Death Note, what is drawn on it can affect reality?"

Tim's face was stern, "Can it suck Batman's soul and imprison his soul in that booklet?"

"How can you be so evil!" Lego Jason was shocked, "It's just a collection of photos from ordinary fans. My dad used this to sell the money back to blood, and there is Batman's autograph on it!"

……

Sorry, we are narrow minded.

It turns out that there is really a Batman who is so poor that he wants to sell his photobook to restore his blood?

"No," Lego Bat denied, "It's just to let more people see my handsome moment during the night watch. Batman, as Gotham's number one idol, should give fans some benefits."

It turns out that you still monitor and cut handsome photos of yourself?

310.

The point isn't that Robin takes pictures of Batman so that Tim from LEGO Worlds can get on the job.

The point is that the LEGO Joker holding the Batman Night Watch photobook is missing.

Although under the description of Lego Bat and Lego Jason, this clown seems to be a little cute, but he bears the name of a clown after all, and we dare not relax our vigilance at all.

But there are two Batmen here, my father and Lego Bat turned around at the same time, the black cloak and the small building block cloak flung out sharp arcs.

I asked blankly, "Where are they going?"

Tim concluded after a few seconds, "Wayne Manor."

311.

While we were rushing home from the edge of the city, a little green-headed Lego was having an amazing adventure in Wayne Manor.

The LEGO Joker, the number one villain of the DC LEGO Universe.

Well, it may not rank first among a bunch of alien Greek gods of darkness, but at least it must be in the top five, if not in the top ten.

Now he has finally arrived at the home of his old enemy in another world, of course, not to find the almighty great little bat from another world with a perky ass to see if there is a way to send himself back.

He still has a photo album of Little Bat Night Patrol on his body, what if he doesn't put it in the safe in the safe in time and is snatched away by the bad boy Red Hood, it is a customized version signed by Little Bat himself!

The LEGO minifigure rubs his hands together, and the paint on his face combines into a flamboyantly evil grin.He stood on the window sill of Wayne's mansion, put his hands on his waist and laughed imposingly, grabbed the curtain and slid down.

Today, he will be in Bat Bat's beloved baked lobster with cheese——

Top up with hot chili peppers! !

312.

In the darkness, there is an eye.

The eyes are big and bright, and they are half-closed sharply at the moment, "Look what I found?"

The scholar with eyes sighed, "A little bug that sneaked in. Don't they know that there is no insect allowed within Ah Fu's sight range?"

He took off the mini knitted sweater he was wearing and put on a red and green uniform, and the cape that fell on his head and covered his face was pulled behind him.

Stepping forward, he cast the shadow of a five-pointed star on the ground.

Hai Xing said to his orange companion, "Now is the time for justice! Come on, it's time to call our friends!"

The orange companion licked its paws, "Meow?"

313.

The little building block was on the corner of the table. "Now I'm going to make a disguise," he said, giggling evilly, "so that I can better invade."

The Lego villain snapped off the green hair brick on his head, and replaced it with the same black one.

He shot his face at the shiny gilt handle of the cabinet door, and adjusted the position of his hair in satisfaction.

The lurking game started, and a Coca-Cola bottle cap squirmed on the ground, like a red round-shelled cockroach.

The round-shell cockroach bumped into the table leg with a puff, rolled several times on the ground, and fell to the ground, empty.

Behind the table legs, a group of slightly raised rags was moving quickly. The rags wiped the ground, making the already shiny floor even more translucent.

A pair of building block feet protruded from under the rag, and the rectangular colorful building blocks moved out, moved to the bottom of the kitchen counter, and swished a rope to catch a grape in the glass bowl.

The building block man pulled the rope, and after confirming that it was stable, he climbed up with a humming hum.When he climbed a few steps, he would fall down due to slipping, and the small feet of the building blocks could not support on the smooth cabinet door.

He climbed so hard that the hidden bystanders couldn't help cheering him on.

Come on, little building blocks!

A trembling hand of building blocks climbed onto the countertop, followed by a figurine of building blocks lying flat on the table.The Lego Clown has already seen the dawn of hope.The English saucepan is just around the corner!

He pulled out a bottle of red chili sauce in his hair and smiled devilishly.

A claw that flew across the sky caught the chili sauce.

"Da da!" Guan Luo, the brave little starfish held up the chili sauce, "The righteous Robin once again thwarted the clown's plot and saved his favorite father!"

"Hey!" Lego Clown accuses with wide eyes, "Give me back the chili sauce, stinky starfish!"

"Slightly slightly slightly." Can Luo held up the chili sauce, "Catch me if you have the ability, green-headed building blocks!"

He took the chili sauce and jumped onto Warren who was squatting beside him.Warren bounced lightly and jumped a long way.

"Goodbye," Can Luo turned around and waved at the Lego Clown, "Come on!"

"Damn it!" The Lego Clown was so angry that he rolled on the ground, he stretched out his hand, pulled out the building blocks on the counter, and assembled them into a building block motorcycle.

The motorcycle beeped twice, and rushed out to catch up with Guan Luo and Warren.

Bricks and cats hop up and down Wayne Manor, knocking over Titus' kennel, flying over Alfred's cat climbing frame, climbing from Tom's tail to top of his head, and crushing Jerry mouse cake.The block bullets crackled all over Ace's nose.

So when Stephanie stepped into the mansion, she saw this scene.

A starfish holding chili sauce and riding a cat rushed to the front, followed by a steaming building block motorcycle.

Behind the motorcycle is an angry rat and blue and white British shorthair, and behind the combination of cat and mouse are two barking and snarling dogs.

Only Alfred the cat, lying calmly, steadily and gracefully on the cat climbing frame, flicked its tail boredly.

Stephanie pressed the Bluetooth headset on her left ear, "Is this what you said, the evil demon king who invaded the manor?"

She paused, tasted it twice, "I think our brother Haixing is more evil."

314.

The LEGO clown was caught in a tea glass and angrily thumped the glass, "This is personal imprisonment, I have the right to find a lawyer to sue you!"

"Oh, are you looking for a double-faced person, but he hasn't studied the Fa for many years." Stephanie sat on the sofa and sipped tea. "And he seems to be a judge. I misremembered and pretended I didn't say it."

"Hmph," the Lego clown sat down on the ground and accused, "You are so evil, what kind of family can raise such unreasonable and arrogant starfish!"

Guan Luo sat next to Stephanie and sipped tea, "I am Staro the Great Conqueror, and Staro the Conqueror doesn't need to be reasonable."

The LEGO Clown is incompetent and furious, rolling in the glass, "So all I love is the little bat, only the little bat is the best, you guys are not funny at all!"

"Oh, really?" Stephanie, a fangirl who secretly serialized Bat Bat Narcissus in private, pushed the non-existent glasses, "But your little bat doesn't have you in its heart."

She whispered demonically, "His best friend is Superman, his best partner is Robin, and his toughest enemies range from Iron Man next door to Darkseid from Apocalypse to Bane from Arkham, and you Which biscuit is it?"

"Little, little bat," Lego Clown's eyes welled up with tears, "I, I am the little bat..."

"No, you're not," Stephanie said politely, she took out her mobile phone, and showed the Lego Clown the tag on AO3, "Look, Batbu is as popular as five Batclowns, even Batwing Twice as many as you."

She shook her head regretfully, "Tsk tsk tsk, you can't."

Lego Clown's teardrops fell, "Woo, woo, I belong to the little bat," he choked up, "I'm the little bat's..." He finally couldn't continue, and burst into tears.

"I am the most difficult enemy of the little bat, you group of devils woo woo woo!!"

We rushed to Wayne Manor: ...

Stephanie the ruthless devil scratched the tea soup with a very ladylike gesture, "No, you're not, Superman is."

The Lego Clown cries louder.