i spent the summer in gotham

257.

It was afternoon when we left Smuggling to China, and the sky was heavy when we came back.

After dealing with my dad, Damian went straight to the cat room.

There are many small animals in the Wayne family members, and they all have their own activity areas.

Goliath stays in the underground cave all the year round, and the bat cow lives in the warehouse specially built for her after the manor. Titus and Ace have their own kennels, but they sleep in the living room with their kennels every night. By the fireplace.

Xiaobai lived in the warehouse next to the bat cow when he came here, so that he could run with the Chaofan pet group at night.Alfred the cat and Warren slept in their own cat room. When Warren didn't want to sleep in the cat room, he would sneak to Damian's room to rub the bed and sleep next to Damian's pillow.

In the cat room, there was only Alfred the cat, squinting and dozing off on the top of the cat climbing frame. Damian used to scratch the cat’s chin and started his life as a shit shoveler today.

Me and Dick, Jason, and Tim sat on the couch watching TV to digest our food.

Stephanie texted me, "We were shopping and we were going to call you, but you went out to play."

After finishing speaking, she sent a selfie of herself trying on clothes in the mirror.The beautiful blonde girl was wearing a caramel-colored long windbreaker with a black hooded sweater, a purple skirt, and Martin boots.

I immediately praised the venue and said, "It looks good, it looks like you have long legs and fair skin!"

Stephanie sent a "thumbs up to you from Batman" meme, adding, "Barbara bought several clothes, even Cassian got a new one. We also had new desserts together. "

Damn, I wasn't there when this kind of sisters got together, big mistake!

Isn’t posting with sisters more fun than singing happy birthday to Kong Kenan in Haidilao?

Stephanie sent me many more photos of the clothes they were trying on today.

Squinting my eyes warily, I noticed a men's bootie that was always in the picture.

The foot occasionally appeared in the reflection in the mirror, and occasionally in the selfies of the three sisters. I zoomed in on the photo and took a closer look at the bootie.

Who is this, who dares to steal my home while I'm away—!

"A younger brother, very polite and full of compliments," Stephanie said. "Barbara was giggling because of him."

What kind of green tea man is this, so what if he makes a laugh, I can also make Barbara laugh, and I can even carry a bag for Barbara!

Just when I was powerless and furious and was about to take Duer out, Damian came out of the cat room with a serious face, "Warren is gone."

258.

Generally speaking, it is normal to not see cats at home.

Wayne Manor is not only an old house, but also includes a large area of ​​wasteland that extends to the outskirts of Gotham City. The entire mountain range is Wayne's private land. Small animals can roll and play in the back mountain. It is common to see cats and dogs in the house.

But Damian said it was Alfred the cat who told him.

I don't ask why he can master such a magical skill, I can only praise him for being awesome.

"No one would steal a cat to Wayne Manor," I wondered, "not to mention that he could steal Warren from Alfred Cat, Titus, Ace and Bat Bull, Just say that the orange cat he stole is an element devouring beast, we are thinking about saving him from the cat belly universe."

Tim twirled his coffee cup with a delicate expression, "You might as well worry about whose cat is about to give birth. I see that their Kryptonian cat has been fond of rubbing against our little orange for a long time."

Me: "Warren is still a kid, let him go!"

I thought about it and was terrified, "Don't they have reproductive isolation, Kryptonian cats and Yuan Devourers, what kind of cats will be born to destroy the world?"

Kryptonian Yuan Devourer, after the birth of this species, Darkseid may not have a chance to invade the earth in this life.

Tim continued to add fuel to the flames, "I think Stryker likes Warren very much. He throws himself on Xiaoju every day, and even Xiaokry doesn't pay much attention to him."

He thought for a while, and said, "Maybe it's because Warren eats a lot, so he's more masculine."

If the masculinity of a cat is reflected in being able to eat, then I am also quite masculine.

Damian thought about it for a while, and then his expression suddenly froze, "...I'm going to be a father?"

With a shake of his hand, Dick threw all eight sugar cubes into the coffee. "Damian," he said tearfully, "you're still a kid!"

Shame on you, get out of the way, Dick, don't be the average IQ of our family.

259.

Jason praised with a fake smile, "You are so self-conscious."

Damian's face straightened, and the baby's fat little face put on a serious expression, "Warren's children are my children. After I take over the title of father in the future, their children will undergo my training and become bats. cat."

……

You think so far, and you think so beautifully.

Jason curled his lips with a strange expression, "Strike likes the little krypton, right? A smart big white dog. Although our Warren is cute and has a good personality, he is obedient and doesn't cause trouble. He has no other shortcomings except eating too much. But He's a circle smaller than Stryker."

It can be seen that you are partial to the cat at home, there is no need to praise him so much, it is easy to make the child proud.

Tim took a sip of coffee calmly, "The last time the extraordinary animal group attacked, Stryker put Warren under him. You didn't see Xiaoju's eyes, and you could feel the panic through the monitoring .”

There was no words for a while, and the scene fell into an eerie silence.

Tim frowned blankly, looked at us who were stunned, "Why are you all silent, why are you looking at me like that?"

Do you really not feel like there is something wrong with you?

Why are you in control of even a cat at home?

Is there anything in this world that you don't know about, monitor?

260.

Tim Drake is such a scary duck, he actually has a surveillance camera on Warren's cat tag.

He really did it, not letting go of a single cat.

But we still have to rely on his monitoring to find cats, so we endured it.

The monitor found the scene of the incident through the monitoring on the cat card, and the cat disappeared in Wayne Manor.That area happened to be where my dad installed surveillance cameras.

just.

I patted Tim on the shoulder, "Surveillance is in place, hurry up!"

Tim took his time, feeling no pressure from the four heads on his back.

He raised his eyebrows, and looked at Damian quite mysteriously, which made Damian's scalp tingle, "What are you thinking?"

"Nothing." Tim shrugged innocently, he switched out the monitor, and quickly moved to the occasion where Warren appeared.

The little orange cat flopped around on the wild grass on the mountain behind the manor. He rested in a certain position, chasing his tail around.

He bit his own tail.

Pop, the cat disappeared.

"So, annihilation occurred in this world." Tim said deeply, "The effect of annihilation spread to some world, and the little orange cat went to that world."

I grabbed Tim's shoulder and shook it back and forth, "It's not scientific at all, why would he disappear after eating it!"

Tim spread his hands, "Kryptonians have a biological standpoint that is warm in winter and cool in summer, so why don't you ask why Kryptonians are so unscientific. Besides, there is a different dimension in Warren's stomach, so he swallowed himself The existence of space becomes Schrödinger's cat, isn't this very scientific?"

Where is the science here?

Damian personally went to check the place where Warren disappeared. From this point of view, he, like the little orange cat, disappeared from the world in the blink of an eye.

When we arrived at the scene, there was only wind blowing leaves on the empty grass.

Without our cats and little brothers.

Damian -!

"Oops," Tim feigned surprise, "Alice fell down the rabbit hole."

After all, there was a sinister smile on his face that is unique to the black hand behind the scenes, which made me shudder.

"Stop laughing," I shook Tim's shoulders wildly, "I don't know where Damian is going, bro!"

"I think he stomped on it too," Tim said horribly. "Too bad, someone will come and give it away."

hold head high?

Tim took the opportunity to break free from my grasp and shrugged, "Li Quyi came through that hole this afternoon."

He looked at my cracked expression, and added, "You're not here, he took your place and went shopping with Stephen and the others for an afternoon, and just went to have dinner, and now the few of them should have booked a private theater to watch a movie."

I took a few steps back slowly, shook my head in disbelief, hugged my head in Tim's determined eyes and shouted in pain, "I was actually green——"

Li Quyi, you actually stole my house, you deserve death!

261.

Li Quyi is my sword bone, a part of me, Li Quyi is me.

Li Quyi loves me, I am Li Quyi, I love me.

Damn it——

Who actually cheated on whom, who cheated on me, who I cheated on——!

What the hell is going on in this world! !

262.

"What's going on, is she crazy?"

A man stood where Damian had vanished, holding a cauldron in his hand.

That big pot, we call it the duck bucket, because it is a pot specially used to hold Timothy ducks, and the English stew pot looks like a bucket.

Of course, this is not because it is Todd's pot, we never call Jason a bucket in person.

Todd put the duck bucket in front of us, which contained a frightened little orange cat, "I'm here to give you cats."

Behind him was a muscular man holding Damian's back collar. Judging by the skin color, only one person in our family except Duke was so dark.

Sorry Damian, it's not color discrimination.

The humanoid Damian cat put the struggling Damian on the ground, "This is your family's."

We originally thought this was the end, but we didn't expect another person to sneak in from behind, muscular 007 yawning with two dark circles under his eyes, "Meet you again."

"Wow, is this the old Wayne Manor? I feel so nostalgic."

There was another person behind Timothy, Grayson, who was older than Dick, looked around, and his footsteps couldn't help being a little cheerful.

Why did you all come here, thinking this is a resort?

Timothy introduced us to Grayson, "This is our Dick, still codenamed 'Nightwing', currently living in Bludhaven, married with a child."

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Ahhhhhh, it's Husband Dick! ! !