i spent the summer in gotham

209.

After I set up a bridge between Luther and Chen Xu, the new magical hairspray met us with a new look.

We looked at Connor wearing small black sunglasses with great anticipation, "So this time the hairspray can cure baldness?"

"No." Connor said in surprise, "How is it possible?"

That's right, after all, how could Luthor, who is not bald, be the One-Punch Man in Metropolis?

It's not a loss to use baldness to exchange white hair.

Connor picked up the black tea in front of him and took a sip, "In short, my dad's hair follicles are completely hopeless, everyone in the world thinks so except himself. He proposed to hire your classmate to join the Lex Group A team of experts conducts special research on hair growth problems."

"and then?"

"Then your classmate refused because he said he couldn't do what he couldn't do."

...Although it is true, but...

Dare to say that in front of Luthor, Chen Xu's courage really grew.

210.

We stared brightly at Connor drinking tea.

Under the close gaze of our ten eyes, Connor's scalp was numb, "What do you want to do to me?"

We sat and waited for 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes, nothing happened.

Tim couldn't believe his eyes, "Why hasn't he changed?"

He looked around Connor a few times, and suddenly grabbed Connor's shoulder, "No, I don't believe it, you go to the bathroom with me."

Me, Dick, and Jason grabbed him, "Calm down, it doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman, this invitation is not right from the beginning to the end, isn't it?"

Connor: Baa?

211.

Connor was actually not affected by Chen Xu's sex-changing elixir.

This is not metaphysics, and it does not conform to the law of comprehension at all!

The five of us, excluding Connor, chatted and discussed.

"Why, does this mean that Kryptonians are all asexual creatures?" Jason asked seriously, "Maybe they can reproduce asexually like jellyfish, and Clark tore himself in two, becoming Joe and Clark. "

"Stop dreaming, Todd. Baby Joe is 100% Louise's child." Damian said, "You might as well consider that Connor is an asexual Kryptonian because he was created by Luthor and has a genetic defect. That explains why there are two Connors, because he can split himself."

"Don't take this opportunity to smear my partner." Tim said, "Why don't you accept the fourth love, if it's a woman attacking a man, isn't Superlife Xiao Qiao very logical?"

Damian: "What is female attacking male receiving?"

"That's not important." Dick skipped the topic decisively and wisely. "What matters is why Connor didn't become a girl like us. Even Clark got tricked."

I looked at this group of smart people with invincible and divergent thinking, and hesitated to speak, "...Haven't you ever thought that it might be because he used too much magic hair gel and became resistant to such strange things?"

Everyone stopped talking.

We parted silently and sat down in front of a nervous Connor.

I cleared my throat, "Connor, can you lend me the revised magic hairspray?"

I have no other ideas, I just want to exercise myself and improve my magic resistance.

212.

After getting the magic hairspray, we didn't try it right away. This was entirely to avoid embarrassing Connor in another weird situation.

We made an agreement that every hour, one person would come to try the hairspray, so as to avoid embarrassment, and also prevent one person from fleeing to another world alone and helpless.

The first warrior was me. We hid the magic hairspray on the bookcase, and I still couldn't reach it on tiptoe.

A hand reached over the top of my head, easily took the hairspray off and handed it to me.

I looked back and it was Tim.

The Yaya boy who is between teenagers and young people can reach the top of the bookcase with just one lift of his hand. His height is no longer mere 1.7 meters and four can be marked.

how is this possible! ? ?

This is impossible! ? ?

Yaya boy is obviously in the same 1.7m brigade as me, I don't believe he has grown taller, I don't believe it! !

"I have been 1.7 meters eight for a long time, please recognize the reality. Anyway, I am also in the puberty period, and the only person in the family whose height remains the same is Dick."

Dick: "Don't you think you've broken your brother's heart, Timmy?"

213.

I'm scared, won't my brothers all become giants with the ceiling above their heads?

I glanced back at Damian, the best Robin at 1.3m[-], and felt a burst of relief.

Damian was puzzled, "What are you looking at me for?"

214.

After saying this, I applied the magic hair gel to my head.

In the cloudy Gotham, I was standing in a wet and cold alley, and in front of me were two little bastards howling.

Standing in front of them, the person with his back to me is wearing a trendy bat trench coat with a cool stand-up collar covering his cold chin.

Guess identity blindly by looking at height.

First of all, if it is above 1.8 meters, Damian, Tim and Dick will be excluded first.

Jason and my dad are the only two people in the family who are of the right height.

Looking at the equipment again, the fists on the hands of this Batman in the windbreaker are dripping blood drop after drop.

Such a brutal style, both my father and Jason are possible.

But Jason will give priority to a one-shot headshot package with his favorite gun Elizabeth or Arya.From this, it can be concluded that this person may be my father.

In a certain world, did my dad finally decide to give up his uniform style of wearing underwear and bats with big breasts to attract the attention of the enemy?

Before he could yell daddy, the trendy male bat turned his head, and said in a displeased voice with his trademark throat cancer, "Why did you come back early? Didn't I tell you not to leave the manor at night?"

The word "Father" forced me back again.

Among other things, my father will never say nonsense about not letting me leave the manor at night. If I go out, the only thing he can worry about is that I go to slaughter Arkham in the middle of the night.

This, uh, hipster, who are you?

215.

I must have heard wrong.

The giant said he was Damian.

How is it possible, this giant is one and a half 1.3 meters tall.

If Damian can grow this tall, I'll finish Tim's durian cheese dumplings on the spot!

……

……

The pot of durian cheese dumplings was eaten by Tim, although he went to the toilet for half an hour after eating.

Thank you, Tim, my Superman.

216.

This giant Damian broke through the 1.8-meter mark, surpassed 1.9 meters, and reached two meters zero.

Damian, taking hormones is not good for your health, really, listen to my sister's advice.

In this family, the tallest person will always be my father!

I don't care if it's true, woo woo woo.

This family can't be full of pillar men, how you let Dick deal with himself, the eldest brother will be ashamed to death!

217.

I explained my reason for coming to Damian, the majestic Pillar Man.

For some reason, a headache-like expression appeared on his chin.

He led me back to the Batcave, and I was full of anticipation.

The Damian in this world can take over for my dad, so I must be in my 20s, I can't tell if I'm a mature, reliable big sister with big breasts!

Sister Yu is very civilized, yes!

I arrived at Wayne Manor in the Batmobile.

On the big screen of the bat computer is Civilization 5, the civilization selected by the player is Huaxia, and a message pops up on the screen, "Beijing needs more housing to maintain development."

Is this game so realistic?

The giant man Damian's face was contorted, "Li, Ci, Zhang!" His hoarse voice like a ghost made me tremble, "You secretly play games with the bat computer again!"

"No secrets," said a voice younger than mine, and the oversized office chair in front of the bat computer turned back, and a teenage Li Cizhang lay on it like a salted fish, with a cute little boy with blue eyes sitting on his lap , "Obviously it is fair and aboveboard, I must correct your wording mistakes."

Damian's expression highlighted the word speechless. With twitching veins on his forehead, he walked up and grabbed the two children from the office chair. "It's Grayson's bedtime now. You should go back to sleep," he stared. Glancing at Xiao Li Cizhang, "You too, be careful that you will be a dwarf all your life."

Xiao Li Cizhang made a grimace, "Stingy, curse you to read comics in the future, the authors are all knives."

Wow, did I have such a brat years ago?

Damian's fist loosened and tightened, tightened and loosened, looking like he wanted to open a spoon for that young me.

Xiao Li Cizhang and the little Grayson on her lap jumped out of the office chair, "Save the progress for me first, if the progress is not saved, within three days you must lift the loincloth to the sun."

Little Grayson whispered, "Is it a JO meme again, can I change it?"

Damian grabbed Xiao Li Cizhang's head with a smile on his face, and said in a thick voice, "Go back and brush your teeth, wash your face, go to bed, and your dictation today, bring it here and sign it for me."

Xiao Li Cizhang was shocked, "I've already made jokes to this extent, yet you still remember, you hateful man of the pillar!"

Little Grayson was ignorant of Miss Mai, "But the poem has already imitated your handwriting, and I signed it for myself."

Damian sneered, "You want to fool me, in your next life, take the dictation."

Xiao Li Cizhang's forehead was sweating wildly. She looked left and right, and finally caught sight of me, the savior, and rushed over, "Wow, this kind-hearted sister, who are you, let's get to know each other, shall we?"

The moment she hid behind me, Damian found the dictation sheet full of red crosses in her schoolbag.His face turned from yellow to white to blue to black, which made me really want to call him an expensive ambulance from the hospital to send him first aid.

"Didn't you speak English fluently when you were choking with me?" He squeezed out a few words between his teeth, "Why can you only get one-third of the dictation correct, not even half of it!"

Xiao Li Cizhang poked half of his head out from behind me, with a serious face, "What nonsense are you talking about, big D, can speaking and writing be the same thing? Not all people with a lot of love can become like Jason Literary youth!"

I saw Damian pull a Batarang from his gear belt.

He hesitated again and again, stuffed the bat dart back with a gloomy face, and sighed, "Where's Todd?"

Xiao Li Cizhang pointed upstairs, "Then do the homework for social practice. The teacher said that it only needs to be written in three pages, but he has already written thirty pages."

Damian's complexion improved a little, "Do you think everyone is as perfunctory as you?"

He pulled away from Grayson, who was trying to secretly play on the computer during their conversation. "Go to sleep, Richard."

"Oh." Little Grayson pursed his lips, and his face soon became cloudy, "There is a baseball game tomorrow, and Big D promised to take me to watch it!"

I swear I saw a look of distress on Damian's face, "Yes, yes, that's after school tomorrow, go to bed now."

As he said that, he glared at Xiao Li Cizhang again, "You also go upstairs to sleep, call Todd up, and tell him that I will ask Ah Fu to drive him by helicopter tomorrow morning, and he can write on the helicopter."

He squeezed between his brows in pain, and asked casually, "Where's Drake?"

"Working overtime until he passed out." Xiao Li Cizhang said innocently, "We sent him back to bed, covered him with three quilts, and turned on the air conditioner at [-] degrees."

I think you guys want Tim dead.

Damian looked like he wanted to say something, but in the end he let himself go, "...forget it, just treat him as a seven-day sick leave."

Xiao Li Cizhang continued, "We also found a new member of the family, Xiaoxia, on his cloak. Can you find us a flowerpot, Big D."

I, who had been ignored for a long time, couldn't help but say, "Who is Xiaoxia?"

Little Grayson pointed to a row of small flower pots placed behind the bat computer, "It's the first one from the left, the little mushroom planted in the Coke bottle, we found it on Tim's cape!"

Xiao Li Cizhang is honored to introduce to me, from right to left, "This is Xiao Zhi, this is Pikachu, this is Xiao Gang, and this is Big Rock Snake. They are all rescued from Tim's cloak by us. of."

Rows of tiny mushrooms nod to me, thriving in the shadow of the Batcomputer.

I:……

What kind of miserable life is Tim here?