i spent the summer in gotham

169.

I saw Damian in tears.

Damian didn't jump up and step on my head.

My God, he is really involved in the plot, and he is so focused that he doesn't even want to talk to me.

I carefully pushed the snack brought by Ah Fu towards him, "Do you want to eat some sweet to relieve the bitterness in your heart?"

170.

Damian's dog, Titus, jumped onto the rocking chair and licked Damian's face.

Damian put his arms around Titus' neck, and I was afraid that he would say to Titus next:

"Change for me!"

171.

I really suspect that Damian sees "Inuyasha" so substitutingly because of the dog ears on Inuyasha's head.

172.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but carefully probe, "Do you want me to recommend some Huaxia animations to you?"

173.

A few minutes later, familiar music rang out from Wayne Mansion.

"Boys have courage,

Go to the end of the world with a sword.

Daughter has Kenshin,

The mountains are full of tenderness. "

"The Legend of the Seven Heroes of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit", yes, my childhood is back!

174.

I'm really afraid that when Grayson and the others come back at night, Damian will bring the samurai sword in the study to them to play Seven Swords.

Because I also did this when I was a child, and I even wanted to change the name of Du E to "Bing Soul Sword" together with my master, senior brothers and sisters.

Everyone in the second year of middle school has it, and I can sing the theme songs of many cartoons.

It is not impossible to sing you a song "Spot of Light of Dreams" now.

Long live "Shen Bing Xiaojun"!

175.

Damian is very satisfied with the plot of "The Legend of Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit". No, it should be said that he is very satisfied with Blue Rabbit.

This is a heroine who doesn't need to worry about him.He appreciates the subtle but sincere relationship between Rainbow Cat and Blue Rabbit.

Nonsense, can you not appreciate it?Even though it was buried deep, it was all pure sugar!

With this momentum, I dare not recommend the next few films to him, because my younger brother is a fan of Honglan CP.

So I recommended another cat animation to him.

"Luo Xiaohei's Battle".

176.

Go ahead.

Ten-year-old cat and little loli, no matter how much they talk, it can only be pure friendship!

177.

Damian is watching TV episode after episode without stopping.

I felt a tug on the contract on my body.

It's a monster contract, my contract monster Xiaobai is calling me.

This brat whimpered and said that he would come to the United States to join me.Because he couldn't find anything to eat in the mountains.

Me: So I'm your stable meal ticket, right?

178.

Xiaobai said shyly, "How can you say that the meal ticket is stable? It's right to say that you are a shit-shoveling officer."

Playing cute is prohibited!

What a loss for the peak master and senior brothers and sisters, you have nothing to eat!

179.

Yes, Xiaobai is a panda.

All the bamboo shoots he wanted to eat were taken away.

180.

Is this cold joke not funny?

181.

I said hello to Ah Fu and went out to pick up my friend.

Damian finally recovered from the TV, and Afu pushed him out for a walk with me.

The two of us stared at the gate of Wayne Manor.

Yes, go out.

My temporary pilot license was revoked. In order to avoid the embarrassing scene of encountering Superman in mid-air, I decided to be a law-abiding citizen and of course I would not fly from the United States to China.

It's Xiaobai.

He swam from China :)

By the way, climb and roll across the entire United States.

182.

Is panda swimming so strong?

183.

As long as he told me last night, I can bring him back :)

184.

Speaking of the story between me and Xiaobai, it was really a bad relationship.

When I met Xiaobai, I was still a little lolita who was only two heads taller than Duer, and I took on low-level crusade missions.

It is said that the warehouse of the vegetable market was attacked by a monster in the middle of the night, and the security guard of the warehouse was slapped by the monster and passed out.The evil beasts rioted in the warehouse, messing up all the goods and making people panic.

I was so ambitious that I hid Du'er in the warehouse all night.

Nothing happened.

185.

I lay in wait for another night.

Still nothing happened.

186.

Another night.

Nothing happened.

187.

Nothing happened.

188.

After many nights where nothing happened, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I left a defensive talisman and went out to have barbecue with my brothers and sisters.

The line is very difficult, we have been waiting for a seat.

When my brothers and sisters and I finally stepped into the barbecue restaurant, my defense talisman reacted.

:)

I swear I'll hit that beast's head on the ground.

Otherwise, my surname would not be Li.

189.

Since we started to perform latent missions in the warehouse, the nearby residential buildings have pasted the defensive talismans produced by the senior sister, and the difference in quality between the talismans produced by me is about the same as a hundred-yuan bill and a napkin.

There are sensory symbols around the warehouse, which can monitor the movements in the warehouse at any time, and there is no need to worry about people running out in the middle of the night against the advice of the neighborhood committee.

This task was essentially for me to practice. The brothers and sisters stayed for barbecue without any psychological burden, and I was the only one who stepped on Duer all the way to the warehouse.

When I arrived at the warehouse, I found that the murderer had swallowed the door panel of the warehouse and my talisman together.

It might be a strong enemy, so I was on guard, raised Due to stop me, and walked into the warehouse.

190.

And guess what I saw?

I saw a giant panda wolfing down bamboo shoots and carrots in the warehouse.

A big chubby ball, like glutinous rice balls with stuffing exposed, very cute.

The glutinous rice balls with stuffing turned around and looked at me, as if they didn't expect to be caught. There was an obvious dull expression on the face with distinct black and white patches, and even the carrots in their mouths fell out.

Really cute!

191.

I sighed like this, and then put the woe back into the scabbard

——Clenching his fists, he went up and beat him up personally, and hammered this stupid panda to the ground!

You are full, and me!

And me! ! !

192.

Later, Xiaobai followed me back to Mount Shu and became my contract monster.

This cute little boy with a silly heart doesn't even have a female giant panda on his mind.

Fighting is never helpful, the first thing after learning to change shape is to sneak into the zoo to eat and drink, and grab pots of milk with their own kind.

I followed his ass all over the world every day to clean up the mess. I experienced the pain of being a nanny at a young age, and even lost a bunch of hair.

193.

I really didn't expect this stupid son to swim across the Pacific Ocean for a bite of food to come to me for a meal ticket.

With his toes, he could guess that he must have lost a bet with the black-hearted bear next door. Without the spirit bamboo that the sect distributes every month, he can only come to look for food in bitterness.

Damian and I took a taxi to pick up my silly son on the outskirts of Gotham.

I knew he was stupid, but I didn't expect him to be really stupid.

The outskirts of Gotham are crowded with people, and there is a constant flow of pedestrians.I was wondering if there was any activity here today.

Then I saw it.

I saw it through countless surging heads.

A giant panda that walks on two feet.

Giant panda! ! ! !

what! ! ! ! ! ! !

194.

Which family raised this idiot ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

...Oh, it was raised by my family.

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! ! !

195.

The residents of Gotham City probably thought it was a puppet show, and some brave girls even came up to touch Xiaobai's head and feed him snacks.

After getting the snacks, Xiaobai worked harder and performed a set of Qigong Baduanjin in front of many crooked nuts who had never seen a panda before.

This move is estimated to shock Damian for a whole year, I heard the child whisper, "Kung Fu Panda is real!"

196.

Be sober, don't let cartoons get into your head! ! !

And even if you somehow took out cat food from your purse, Xiaobai would not eat it! ! !

197.

Maybe my resentment was too obvious, Xiaobai finally found me as his nanny in the crowd.

The hot-eyed giant panda who walked on two legs ran towards me happily and said, "Ci Zhang Ci Zhang, you come to pick me up!!"

Get out! ! !

I don't have an unfilial son like you! ! !

198.

A group of people stared at me with envy and hatred.

Xiaobai tried to give me a warm hug, but I ruthlessly pushed him away.

Damian narrowed his eyes and cast an unfriendly look, "You know each other?"

I introduced to Xiaobai with a wooden face, "This is Damian, Damian Wayne."

Pointing to Xiaobai again, "This is Xiaobai..." You can't follow my surname Li, let's call it Li Bai, "Uh, Zhu Xiaobai."

Zhu, very good, refers to both bamboo and pig.

An unfilial son who did something like boxing in the street without watching for 1 minute!

199.

Damian took a few glances at Xiaobai, "Isn't he hot with the helmet on all the time?"

Of course nonsense is hot, otherwise what else can I do, shave the hair of the unfilial son? ?

Xiaobai couldn't understand English, so he just tilted his head blankly and looked at me innocently with his big black eyes.

I don't know if Damian can understand Chinese, but Jason can. I can't take the risk.

So I winked at Xiaobai desperately, hoping that he would have a tacit understanding with me because of the long-term feeding, so that he would leave first in a sensible way, and then come back to join him in human form.

Xiaobai's face became more and more bewildered, and suddenly he clenched his left paw into a fist and knocked on the palm of his right paw, as if suddenly enlightened.

A bad premonition rose in my heart.

Xiaobai happily put his two paws beside his head, poofed, and pulled off his head!

200.

! ! ! ? ! ! !

201.

The giant panda's head, which was suspected to be covered with a hood, moved away, revealing a soft and tender face.

Xiaobai showed a silly and sweet smile, "This way it won't be hot!"

This is the head-changing spell taught by the black-hearted bear next door to Xiaobai.

My heart was bungee jumping on the Wayne Tower, ups and downs.

Woohoo, Brother Xiong, I will enshrine Xiaobai's spiritual bamboo to you when I go back next month!

202.

Just as the three of us were standing on the street as street lights, screams erupted from the nearby subway station!

Many ordinary-dressed office workers rushed out frantically, attacking passers-by outside the subway station, biting with their mouths open, waving folding chairs in the coffee shop and hammering around.

And the advertisement screen in the coffee shop was interrupting the news, "The Scarecrow and his men have occupied Gotham Metro Line [-], and the police have organized police forces to deal with it."

On Metro Line [-], Damian, Xiaobai, myself, and I are located near the terminal.

203.

Dude, accidents happen to Gotham wherever I go.

Am I the legendary dead college student in Gotham?

Kudo Xinli? ?

I couldn't help but have a little doubt about my identity.

204.

Inferred from this direction, my father also often has accidents in bungee jumping.

Could this be what Damian called "the curse that runs in the blood of his father"?

In this way, the microwave oven that I once blew up and the burning pot have an explanation.

205.

Damian grabbed me who was still in deep thought, "What are you doing standing there? Run first and hide in a safe place!"

run?

Why run?

In the face of this kind of guy who endangers the safety of the city, he raised his sword and cut it in half, wouldn't that solve the problem :)