i spent the summer in gotham

1.

Today is my first day away from home.

But on the other hand, I'm back in a hometown I've never been to - Gotham.

In my year, my mother was finally willing to tell me who my father who was rumored to be a star and live in space was.

The truth of the plot of an idol drama almost scared me to my knees.

My mother helped me up politely: "You don't have to admire me so much."

Mom, who can not admire you, the 21st century Mary Su idol drama dare not perform this kind of plot.

I, a poor female college student who ate hot pot and ate cabbage for three days, have a richest father today.

Yes, the richest man.

My mom slept with Bruce Wayne when she was young.

It's a good time for my wife to run with the ball.

Admire admiration, disrespect disrespect.

2.

I don't think I'm good enough for my richest dad.

I also secretly licked his face in the news.

The ranks of my paper man wives include not only my own father, my adopted brother and adopted brother, but also my half-brother without distinction of ethics.

I'm guilty, please let the police uncle take me away, this whole family is my wife's home, I can't go back.

3.

Having said that, despite my swearing against it, my mother threw me to the United States where my father lived during the summer vacation of my freshman year.

I originally planned to resist to the end, but I couldn't match my mother's money offensive.

No way, the wife still has to support it.

A woman who can't afford a wife is not a good husband!

——These wives definitely do not include my own father, my adopted brother, my adopted brother, and my own brother.

absolute.

4.

I only now know that my mother is such a scumbag.

My dad and I didn't know that there was still a blood relative alive in the world.

The girl fell from the sky, and my dad may have been hovering on the verge of suffocation at this time.Thinking of this, I can't help feeling sympathy for him like a revolutionary comrade.

Under the control of this sympathy and money offensive, I left Huaxia where I grew up and came to the United States by plane.

5.

When I went through the security check, the security inspector cast a surprised look at me.

"What's in your suitcase?"

"My wife."

I think he's looking at me like there's something wrong with me.

6.

The person who came to pick me up was my dad's housekeeper.My father, who had a beautiful and powerful background, lost both his parents when he was a child, and it was the housekeeper who dragged him all the way to adulthood.

I knew very well that this wave was my grandfather who came to pick me up.

So I sat upright, sitting in the coffee shop next to the airport with the momentum of the infusion hall of the hospital, seemingly loose but panicked.

7.

Little did I know it wasn't just my grandfather Alfred Pennyworth.

And my adopted brother, Timothy Drake-Wayne, the very precious younger brother of my dad's adopted bunch of siblings.

There are additional words, the current manager of Wayne Group, a young talent, my ex-wife.

Cross out the last word.

8.

I, a student of Yeji University, are poor in New China Contemporary, with mediocre looks.

In stark contrast to my foster brother.

The only consolation for me is that Timothy is only 173 and I am 171.

Yes, I won.

9.

After some embarrassing chats that made people cry and shake their heads.

I got into Alfred and Timothy's car.

According to the habit of foreigners, they seem to prefer me to call them Ah Fu and Tim.

I bit the bullet and agreed, roaring wildly in my heart.

Not familiar to that point ah! !No! !

Isn't this the same as the Chinese calling you by your nickname "Meimei" and "Aqiang"? ! !

The unrestrained enthusiasm of the Americans made my scalp tingle.We sat in the car, chatting awkwardly without saying a word, trying to get through the difficult hour of arriving at the manor.

Oh fuck, wouldn't it be even more embarrassing to go to the manor, then there might be one, two, three, four... ex-wives staring at me, and mentally interrogating me for three rounds.

This, this fuck?

Sure enough, the sugar-coated shells can't be caught, the ancestors sincerely do not deceive me.

My life is over! ! !

10.

Timothy, no, Tim, is still doggedly trying to get on with me.

It's not his fault, his speech and behavior are reasonable, and he always takes care of me when talking.

But, alas, looking at his face, all I can think of is how I hung out in the corner with my roommate, swearing to Timothy's face on the phone screen, "I want him to be my wife someday!! "

The roommate was so ambitious, he patted Brucey Baby's face on the computer and said, "Then I will be your little mother!!"

Sorry, Meimei, our vows are broken.

Because I can't fuck my brother, and you can't really be my little mother.

11.

In order to take care of my pheasant English, Timothy spoke slowly, but it didn't feel deliberate.

Timothy: "So you are a college student? I don't know which school you are studying in?"

Me: "Shushan University."

Timothy: "...I haven't heard of it, but the name is a very distinctive university."

Me: "You've heard of the bad pheasant university."

Timothy: "..."

Timothy tried hard to start another topic, "People in the family don't really care about academic qualifications. Dick went to the police academy."

Dick?I felt like, "Who would call the name 'Dick'?"

Timothy smiled stiffly, "Our brother, Richard Grayson."

Oh, sorry, I'm chatting to death again.

12.

Timothy didn't give up, "Do you have any hobbies, we can take you to play during this time in the United States, such as concerts and the like."

I thought about it, and answered honestly, "I'm very interested in supernatural legends, the kind of ghosts and ghosts. I heard that bat spirits can be summoned at night in Gotham, can you let me visit?"

Timothy: "..."

13.

God, it's so natural to chat to death again.

14.

God, you are miserable.

15.

Timothy stopped talking.

Just as I was ashamed of my time-to-death conversational skills, I heard a small snore.

I:?

As soon as I turned my head, Timothy, a talented young man beside me, was already fast asleep.

Alfred, who was sitting in the front row, explained to me kindly, "Master Timothy fell asleep, he just got off work from the company, please forgive him for being sleepy and unconscious while talking with a lady. "

After all, he raised his eyebrows dramatically, "If Master Bruce is willing to go to the group for two more days a month, this kind of thing will not happen."

Good guy, how incompetent is my dad?

Did you hear that, Meimei!

You will not be happy being a little mother to me!

16.

Without Timothy to mediate in the middle, Alfred and I had no idea what to talk about for a while.

There is a generation gap between Chinese college students and old British gentlemen.

So Alfred started talking to me about today's weather, I understand, when the British can't find a topic, everyone starts talking about today's weather.

Gotham is an island city, and thick clouds are oppressing the city all the year round.Alfred drifted from the weather to family formation without knowing it.

My dad is a man full of fatherly love.

There are a lot of children picked up in the family, except for my youngest brother, none of them are biological.

Not only did he abduct children from his own home, but he also coveted children from other people's homes.From the daughter of the chief of the Gotham Police Department to the vagrant gangster in the slums, my dad accepted them with his broad mind like the sea.

There were four formally led into the house, three men and one woman.The good news is that my sister is also of Chinese descent. I heard that she is learning ballet.

Be optimistic, I comfort myself, imagine that your father is a sea king with a fish pond facing his children, why would the sea king mind raising a few more fish in his fish pond?Even if it is a baby fish fry, how can there be the fragrance of wild fish outside?

Seriously, among a lot of adopted sons and daughters, wouldn't it be embarrassing to have a biological son?This is like an alpaca mixed in with a herd of wild horses, except for having a DNA advantage, there is nothing to praise.

Thinking that I suddenly had an extra large family, I couldn't help but tap my toes, regretting again that I didn't resist the sugar-coated bullets flying to the United States.

Embarrassing, really embarrassing.

17.

As I echoed, Bentley drove into Wayne Manor.

This is the world of the rich, and this is the first time in my life that I have entered such a mansion.

The old house with a long history is infinitely high in front of me, holding me down like a little ant.I can only hug my suitcase, hoping for a little warmth.

Before Alfred stopped the car, Sleeping Beauty Timothy woke up suddenly.He glanced out of the car window, then at me, and said gently, "Don't be restrained, this is your home. Welcome home, Li."

As expected of Mr. Wayne, he speaks with high EQ.

With complicated emotions, I pointed out emotionally, "Drool is dripping on my clothes."

18.

Timothy's smile stiffened.

I'm chatting to death again.

I really deserve death, woo hoo.

19.

My legendary brother, Damian.

Not at home, he is still reading textbooks at school.

Great.

My legendary real dad, Bruce.

He didn't get up, and he was still sleeping for the "5 minutes" he said an hour ago.

Great.

My legendary foster siblings, to two.

Timothy and Richard.

Why do you think there are people in this world who insist on being called "Dick" instead of "Richard"?

How open is this?

I heard that there is another one who has not made it to Gotham. Richard and Timothy assured me that tomorrow he will step into Gotham tomorrow, and I will be able to see him.

Thank you for your concern, it is unnecessary.

20.

I just want to be alone in the corner and grow mushrooms.

woohoo.

Gotham is so scary, I want to go back to China.

21.

I had an awkward exchange of pleasantries with brothers Richard and Timothy, and it was Alfred who saved me in the end.

Originally, he planned to take over my suitcase and pack it for me, but I quickly rejected it.

No, this is really not okay, it's too shameful.

I picked up the suitcase with one hand and rushed upstairs under the surprised gazes of my adoptive brothers.

Alfred packed out a bedroom for me, on the same floor as my Huaxia sisters.

There are no fewer than dozens of bedrooms in Wayne's mansion.Alfred picked out a well-lit room for me.He said that if I am not satisfied, I can change to other places.

Of course I refused with my toes buckled, closed the door and started to unpack my pile of luggage.

22.

It's not that I'm hypocritical, it's that my luggage is really invisible.

If someone saw it, I might be labeled a feudal superstition.

I took my eldest wife out of the suitcase.

It is seven feet long, with double-edged straight heads.

My eldest wife is a sword.

23.

When Alfred knocked on the door and came in, I had just finished tidying up the bedroom, and my eldest wife was put in the wardrobe, hanging with my school uniform.

"The master has already packed it, maybe you would like to go down and chat with him..." The old housekeeper's eyes fell on my bookshelf, and he stopped, "Talk." He insisted on finishing the sentence completely.

I followed his gaze to my bookshelf.

It stands to reason that they should be just ordinary college textbooks in the eyes of outsiders.

Arguably.

Alfred slowly read the titles of the books he saw.

""Five-Year Talisman and Three-Year Formation", "Flying Sword Driver's License Examination Subject Three Test Questions", "Contract Monster Protection Implementation Regulations", and "Sword Cultivation Rules and Code of Conduct"."

After finishing speaking, he looked at me, his old eyes revealed a trace of wisdom, as if he knew the beautiful expression when I revoked Feijian's driver's license for the third time.

I:"……"

24.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

25.

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26.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

27.

Isn't it true that people without fairy fate can't see through the disguise of textbooks?

How is this going!

28.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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29.

"You don't have to be so alarmed, Miss Lee." Alfred said.

"In fact, when I was young, I studied at Hogwarts and learned about China's cultivation of immortals. I heard that your flying sword subject three is more difficult than ours at that time."

"Ah, I heard from my master that it's even more difficult. Now you are not allowed to use the lighting spell in the flying sword test at night."

Talking about familiar topics, I couldn't help but feel a little relieved.

I didn't expect to meet an insider on the other side of the ocean who talked with me about taking the Feijian driver's license test. I was moved.

30.

Wait, did Hogwarts actually exist?

The author has something to say:

This article does not summarize HP, Ah Fu said that he has read Hogwarts is making a joke about the UK

Whenever I'm Calvin, I just sneak around to fish, and I've already figured out a chapter's worth, which is terrible

Fishing is really a kind of touqing joy

Extremely OOC short jokes, a self-indulgent and self-indulgent product, edge update, after touching enough chapters, I will post it