Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

Although the agreement was to go to Yokohama to find Osamu Dazai after graduating from high school, Yokohama and Tokyo are really too close, and Gojo Satoru couldn't help running over there in the second month of school.

It is said that a bloody incident happened in Yokohama. If the other party is already in Yokohama at this time, wouldn't it be very dangerous and need his protection.

And even if Dazai is still young now, he can still wait for the other party to grow up!

At the beginning, the other party said "you can look through the trash cans and cardboard boxes in Yokohama", but now that I think about it, it is most likely a joke.

So rule out the option of the trash can, and look for it in various boxes.

Gojo Satoru rummaged through all the cardboard boxes in the streets and alleys of Yokohama, from the large cardboard boxes that can hold a two-meter strong man to the small boxes that can only hold babies, calling each other's names while looking through.

Passing port mafia members cast concerned glances.

The reputation of Shuanghei has been thunderous recently, to the extent that even members of their port mafia headquarters are afraid.

Gojo Satoru noticed the abnormal gaze, and immediately ran over to catch him: "Have you seen Dazai?"

The 15-meter strong man who was beaten helplessly by the 1.8-year-old child and lifted it with one hand: "...do you know Mr. Dazai?"

Someone who really knew Dazai!

Gojo Satoru said happily: "Yes, he is my future wife. Tell me where he is?"

The members of Mafia widened their eyes: "Yes, but isn't Master Dazai a boy?"

Could it be...a woman disguised as a man? !

"Yes, I didn't use the wrong title." Wujo Satoru felt that this person was making a fuss, so he said impatiently, "So where is he?"

"I don't know, where do I have the ability to know the news about that lord..."

Gojo Satoru threw him away in disgust, and continued to look for him. When he met people who were dressed similarly to this person, he arrested them all and asked where Dazai was.

After almost knowing a direction, I slowly looked for it.

The quasi-cadre Osamu Dazai, who made great contributions in the just-concluded leading war and brought hundreds of millions of benefits to the port mafia, is nestling in a container on the outskirts.

It is far away from human habitation, the vegetation is withered, and there are not even small animals.

The containers are also small and have no windows.

There is no fear, jealousy, greed and hatred in the eyes.

Closed and quiet.

Very suitable for self-emotional sinking.

In a trance, there is a sense of ease that I have died.

But as long as we think about it, the pain of "birth" will continue.

"Bam—"

The iron door was pushed open and knocked on the steel wall, making a deafening sound, and then recalled in the small space.

The brain was forcibly blanked by the noise, and Osamu Dazai covered his ears with his hands.

"Ah—it seems that I was a little too loud for you."

Gojo Satoru looked around, exited, and walked in with his head bowed, surprised to find that such a small place felt empty by Osamu Dazai.

I heard from the group of guys who looked like gangsters that Dazai belonged to "adults", how could he live in such a place?

"But it's really a box."

But it was the kind of crappy box used to hold cats that he found shabby.

Noticing the gloomy gaze of the box owner, Gojo Satoru was a little hurt.He deliberately missed classes and assignments, and came to look for him all day, but he received a hostile look.

It must be the reason why he didn't say hello properly.

"Hi, wife."

He waved his hand and said super confidently.

Osamu Dazai:? ?

He put down his hands covering his ears, and he couldn't speak fluently: "You called me... what?!"

Gojo Satoru replied confidently again: "My wife!"

Osamu Dazai reached out to touch his gun, and decided to shoot the crazy man to death.

The opponent's speed was too fast to catch, his hand was held down as soon as he touched the gun, and in a blink of an eye, he was hugged horizontally by the opponent.

Hit, cross, hug, rise.

Still a standard princess hug.

Osamu Dazai was already suffocating, he shouted in embarrassment, "You are so disgusting, are you crazy?!"

"Even if you are my wife, I can't accept you scolding me. But let's forget it this time, and I will punish you next time." Gojo Satoru walked out with his arms in his arms.

Osamu Dazai is going to explode: "Who is your wife?!" Don't defile people's innocence out of thin air!

"You promised to be my wife in the future."

Just as Osamu Dazai was about to say that this was fabricated out of thin air, memories that should not have suddenly appeared in his mind.

"What are you looking for from me?"

"Be a wife!"

"Okay."

OK? ?

His eyes widened, and he couldn't believe the words he could say.

"It's definitely not me who promised you, you can go to whoever promised!" He resisted pushing the other person's chest, trying to struggle to escape.

He couldn't think well anymore, he didn't even think about whether he could run past the opponent, he just wanted to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible, and leave this damn guy.

Being with a man and still being his "wife" is really an unimaginable future.

It would be better to die now! ! !

Gojo Satoru knocked him unconscious and took him away.

"Is that why you disappeared for a day?"

Waking up, Osamu Dazai and Gojo Satoru sat together and endured the brutal onlookers.

Might as well be in a coma.

Osamu Dazai thought to himself with a face of "I am a dead person".

Gojo Satoru's tone was excited and proud, and there was a hint of boasting: "Yes, it's my boyfriend and future wife. How about it? She's very cute!"

After several fierce quarrels between Osamu Dazai and him after waking up on the road, Gojo Gojo retreated and called the other boyfriend for the next best thing.

The teacher who asked the question: "..."

No compliments on you or your boyfriend.

After sighing in his heart, "The young head of the Wutiao family is actually a gay man", he said seriously: "You can't bring ordinary people to the college."

Osamu Dazai's eyes immediately lit up when he heard the words: "Then can you let me go back? I was captured by him."

The onlookers, Xia Youjie and Jiaru Nitzi, gasped and looked at their classmates with new eyes.

Unexpectedly, Gojo Satoru, looking at you with thick eyebrows and big eyes, I thought you were an innocent boy with no EQ, but you already know how to rob boys?

Gojo Satoru directly interpreted their gazes as envy and jealousy, covered Osamu Dazai's mouth and said: "He is not an ordinary person, he is very powerful, he can eliminate spells and spells that touch him. You can go to school with me!"

Considering the preciousness of conjurers and how much this ability is cherished, as well as the difficulty of a certain Gojo family kid, the then principal agreed to Gojo Satoru's request.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Gojo Satoru saw that he seemed unhappy, and comforted him: "Although the death rate of conjurers is very high even if they are in school, but..." I will protect you.

Osamu Dazai: "Stop talking, I'll learn from this."

There is such a great career and school!

After staying in the high school for a few months, Osamu Dazai, who had not lost any hair and was almost eaten dry by someone, found that things were far from what he thought, and finally called Mori Ogai for help.

"I didn't expect to receive your call, Dazai." Mori Ogai asked jokingly, "I heard that you ran away with a man, can I count it as your defection?"

Dazai Osamu: "Mr. Mori, help me—I was arrested and returned to be a child bride."

Mori Ogai on the other side of the phone let out a frenzied laugh.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Anyway, he is a capable subordinate, if he can pick it up and use it, he still has to pick it up.

"Where are you? I'll send someone there."

"...It's in Tokyo." Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time, but he still said, "Let Chuya come and save me, others can't beat him."

Mori Ogai: "Who?"

Knowing Dazai Osamu very well, he knew that Dazai Osamu would not ask for it unless it was necessary, and even hoped that he would transfer Chuya away and not stay in Mafia to watch him play.

Osamu Dazai closed his eyes in pain, his voice choked up: "That's the one who took me away."

"Unexpectedly, you still have this day." Mori Ogai began to laugh again, "I really want to meet the person who dares to take you away as a child bride."

"Don't think about it, he is the stupid son of the landlord's family, it is impossible to do things for you."

Not always.

Mori Ogai smiled meaningfully, and said in a serious tone: "I agree to this matter, and I will ask Chuya-kun to contact you after he finishes his mission."

After Gojo realized the task, he specially bought his favorite small cake to apologize to Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai, please forgive me." Gojo Gojo put his arms around Dazai Osamu stubbornly, turned his pretty face in front of him, and said shameless words, "I am young and have poor self-control, you sleep on my bed every day , how could I bear it."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Don't think about things that are not suitable for children when you are young, okay? ?

"I think you didn't seem to have a temporary idea last night, but a premeditated plan."

She even deliberately picked her own birthday, she's being coquettish and attractive, removing his bandages is like unwrapping a birthday present.He was also obsessed with ghosts, he was fascinated by beauty and for a moment he forgot that this was a livestock, and almost had an accident.

"Because I like Dazai the most, I really like it! So there is nothing wrong with you wanting to sleep!" Gojo Satoru said loudly and shamelessly, and kissed him directly on the face when he said that he was fooled.

Osamu Dazai, who always fell for it, slapped him away, unprecedentedly upright and with a lower limit: "Pornography, gambling and drugs are harmful to the health of young people, and they will not grow tall. The most unbearable thing for me is not growing tall. This kind of thing happens before I reach adulthood." Don't even think about it."

Gojo Satoru bowed his head and counted how long it would take to become an adult, then he froze: "Four years."

Osamu Dazai helped him count again: "Four and a half years, I am half a year younger than you."

Although the age of the mafia is generally very young, but he is not very accepting of being bound to someone for a lifetime.If you can delay it, maybe he will die before he reaches adulthood.

Gojo Satoru lost his smile, but seeing Dazai's non-negotiable look, he chose to shut up.

It's been so long, he's so good-looking, and the two of them live together again, someone must be unable to hold back.

Osamu Dazai, who saw his thoughts, didn't speak, but missed the days of working for Mori Ogai like never before.

007 is still pretty good, no personal space.

Why didn't a certain dwarf come to rescue him!

When Nakahara heard that Osamu Dazai was taken away as a child bride, he laughed out loud for 10 minutes.

He has no compassion for Osamu Dazai, but Nakahara Nakahara, who is very interested in the warrior who said "he may not be able to fight" who robbed Dazai, also found a high school according to the address sent by the other party.

The guy who caught him was a high school student.

The two people came not far away, Nakahara Nakaya recognized Osamu Dazai at a glance, and then set his eyes on Bai Mao who was next to Osamu Dazai, his expression became serious.

Very strong.

There is that kind of arrogance of "heaven and earth, I am the only one".

Before he could speak, Osamu Dazai, who also caught sight of him, poked Gojo Satoru with his elbow and said, "Did you see that man?"

Gojo Satoru: "I don't seem to be someone from a high school."

Osamu Dazai: "That's my current (partner)."

"Incumbent?!" Gojo Satoru suspected that he was hallucinating, "Shouldn't your incumbent be me?"

"I was captured by you." Osamu Dazai stated the facts calmly, and fired at him, "You can go to Yokohama and find out what double black is."

Gojo Satoru exploded immediately, rushed over and grabbed Nakahara Chuya by the collar, pointed at him and said, "What do you like about this gloomy-looking dwarf?!"

Dazai Osamu: "I just want him to be shorter than me, and I want him to be beautiful."

Central Plains Chuya:? ? ?

What the fuck are you talking about? !

Gojo Satoru immediately decided to solve the problem of "Osamu Dazai is on two boats" by killing Chuya Nakahara.

In the middle of the night, rumbling sounds kept coming from inside the Conjuration Academy, and the ground kept trembling. Everyone thought it was an earthquake, but when they went out, they saw the two fighting in the sky, and the aftermath of the attack destroyed them in an instant. several buildings.

And when the innocent victims found Osamu Dazai, he was eating melon seeds and shouting, "Hold hard, you can't beat people to death like this."

"Chuya did a great job, just hit him in the face."

"Gojo Satoru, can you do it, you can't even beat a dwarf."

……

They immediately concluded that this was the culprit.

Xia Youjie: "The one who fought with Wu?"

It's a bit powerful, to be able to fight with Wu to this extent.

Osamu Dazai: "My current... partner."

"Could it be that you didn't say the following words to Wu?"

Dazai just smiled slightly, acquiescing.

"Aren't you afraid that something will happen to them?"

"I'd be happy if something happened to either of the two."

The owner is like this, it's no big deal for others to choose to watch the fun (except for Xia Youjie, no one else has the ability to stand up).

The situation of the battle gradually became anxious. Osamu Dazai, who said earlier that "Anyone will be happy if an accident happens", suddenly stood up and shouted: "Chuya Nakahara, what are you doing dirty? Are you crazy!!"

Nakahara Chuya was also in a very bad mood, because the other party seemed to really beat him to death deliberately.

Then die one.

The ensuing battle was an eye-opener, compared to the previous battles, which were like kittens scratching each other.

Soon the wounds on the two people's bodies began to see the bones. Whose blood splashed on Dazai Osamu's face, he stretched out his hand to smear the blood in front of his eyes, pursed his lips, and his eyes were more terrifying than evil spirits.

Xia Youjie made a "tsk tsk" sound.

It was also the first time he saw someone as capable of killing as Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai suddenly put his arms around his neck, and shouted in the direction of the two of them: "Gojo Wu, if you continue to beat me, you will run away with Xia Youjie."

Xia Youjie:? ? ?

Gojo Satoru, who was getting more and more excited when he hit the head:? ? ?

He ran over and broke Dazai Zhi's hand, pulled Xia Youjie's collar and said, "Before I knew it, you had such a good relationship with Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to run to untie Chuya Nakahara's filth, and asked him if he could still live.

Zhong Yuanzhong also sprayed a mouthful of blood on his clothes, his eyes widened and he said intermittently: "If... because of this kind of thing... if you die... I will die with regret."

Osamu Dazai: "That's pretty good."

Zhongyuan Zhong also fainted with anger.

With deep sympathy, Jia Ruozi rescued him.

Gojo Satoru is not a fool, in fact, halfway through, he understood that Dazai was talking nonsense, and he just played very well.

After getting Xia Youjie's promise that "I won't have an affair with Dazai Zhi even if I die", he ran to Dazai Zhi's side and said braggingly: "How about it! Am I better than him! I just learned I have reversed the spell!"

In the filthy state of the Central Plains, there is no rationality at all except for the fighting instinct. The power of the gravity ball projected is equivalent to his maximum input of "茈". The gravity field also has a considerable restrictive effect on him who has no understanding of the field. Half of his body was destroyed.

All of a sudden, he became stronger and learned the reversal technique.

Osamu Dazai looked at Gojo Satoru, who was covered in blood and was in a state of distress, with blood dripping down his face but shining, and he didn't speak for a long time.

Can't stay with this person any longer.

he thought in horror.

"Conjurer is not suitable for me, I want to go back to Yokohama." He said.

Gojo Satoru's smile disappeared immediately: "No."

"It's time for you to learn to respect me, Gojo Satoru."

"..."

The two broke up badly, Osamu Dazai, who was absent from work for several months and almost killed his partner, and Gojo Satoru, who almost smashed up the school, fell into the hell of 007 in the following time.

Gojo Satoru felt that this could not go on, so he began to use all his time to call Osamu Dazai.

He is not a talkative personality, so he just picks up the things he encounters and tells the other party and then complains, and occasionally he feels wronged and says that he seems to be bullied by the upper class.

Osamu Dazai always said that he was annoying, but Gojo Satoru could always find miraculously that after he complained, the air around him was fresh without the smell of rotten oranges.

But Osamu Dazai is still not interested in sharing his daily life with him. When he asked, he just said, "I am doing some boring work that turns violence into profit, and there is nothing to say."

In order to be close to the life of the subject, Gojo Satoru learned to teleport.

It takes only one or two minutes to Yokohama.

Except for occasionally going to the bar to drink with friends, Osamu Dazai is on missions most of the time.

The witty Gojo Satoru will help him finish the task directly, and then drag him to a date.

Mori Ogai, who was very happy to see this, gradually let Nakahara Chuya go on business trips frequently, making room for the young lovers and maximizing the use of human resources.

And Gojo Satoru has gradually become used to Dazai Osamu without thinking, thinking that he helped the other party solve the task and the other party should help him, and sent a task introduction directly every time.

The two gradually lived a life of "only Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru are happy", and then kicked off the upper class and Mori Ogai respectively, adding everyone to the persecution list.

Osamu Dazai, who lived a fulfilling life and had no worries, realized that he had lived so long until his 20th birthday. He sat up from the bed and pulled Gojo Satoru to pull his face.

Gojo Satoru, who had just slept for a while, opened his big confused eyes: "Ah? What's wrong?"

Osamu Dazai looked at him for a long while, then sneered, "He really is a vixen, and he does a lot of harm."