Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

Osamu Dazai had a good night's sleep with the cute Wu-chan, and happily went to get the special equipment provided by Dr. Ali that Conan gave them early the next morning.

When I came back, I saw the little Gojo Satoru wearing his shirt and sitting on the sofa playing with a tablet.

The white shirt that belongs to an adult man is worn like a skirt on an eight-year-old child. The silk fabrics are stacked, and the round and tender white shoulders are exposed from the neckline, and the thin white legs are half covered by the hem of the clothes.

Different from this funny and cute outfit, he lowered his head and pressed on the tablet with an extremely serious expression, each of his long white eyelashes has "what is this" written on it.

"Has your memory and intelligence been affected by your body becoming smaller? You were fine yesterday..."

After scratching his hair, he put the mille-feuille ganache he had brought back on the table, then sat next to the other person very naturally, and taught him how to play the tablet with the person in his arms.

Xiaowu blinked his eyes, and didn't find it annoying, so he let him go, unwrapped the cake and ate it.

He thought he had sneaked into someone else's house, but it turned out to be his own, so it was fine.

"Is this your home?" The tablet in his hand was not as fragrant as before, and he was more curious about the man beside him now than this.

"It's the house you bought in Tokyo, and we're currently living here temporarily."

"How did you get to Tokyo?"

"It may be that you like Tokyo better, the Tokyo school of your high school."

Xiaowu lowered his head and thought for a moment, "I must be annoyed by those old guys."

"Who knows." Osamu Dazai couldn't help stretching out his hand and scratching his baby's fat face, "I didn't expect you to be so much more stable when you were young than when you grew up. Is this how you live and get back?"

"..." Xiaowu opened his eyes wide. Having been raised by Feng Ruo Shenzi, he didn't expect that there would be people in this world who would dare to pull his face. Osamu Dazai's hand, but the huge difference in size and strength made his efforts useless, and even showed a taste of flattery.

"Scatter, let go of your hand."

Why can't the magic power be used? !

Could it be that the man in front of him drugged him in the cake?

Osamu Dazai changed his words into flattery, and happily touched his forehead: "It's a sign that I like you, don't be angry."

"...Hum." He was still very angry, unwilling to stick to Osamu Dazai, turned his head to avoid, but unexpectedly kissed him on the chin.

Before Osamu Dazai could react, he saw that Xiao Wu's face was flushed, angry and shy.

He immediately felt that something had hit him in the heart, and he let out an idiotic sound.

"Wu You are so cute!!!"

Gojo Satoru, who had been drunk by Ichihara Yuko's entire bottle of liquor, was paralyzed on the sofa at this moment, not knowing what night it was.

"I suggest you go back as soon as possible." Yuko Ichihara was not very happy when someone who didn't like drinking drank her precious wine, but still said with a smile.

"Why?" Gojo Satoru's brain was paralyzed by alcohol, and it was difficult to mobilize the magic power and use the reversal technique to cure the hangover. Hearing this, his mood became even worse, "That guy actually tricked me into taking poison, I'm angry .”

He promised to play the game, but the result was completely different from what he wanted to play! !

fraud!

Osamu Dazai's mouth is a deceiving ghost.

"The one in your family likes him quite a bit."

"what?"

It took Gojo Satoru a long time to digest Ichihara Yuko's words with his chaotic brain, and suddenly sat up with his eyes wide open, half sober: "What did you say?!"

Why is there someone else in his family? !

Why do you "like him"? !

Ichihara Yuko: "Don't you know when you go back and have a look?"

Gojo Satoru immediately overcame the effects of alcohol and teleported home.

I saw a white-haired kid sitting in his wife's arms, hugging his wife's neck, and even beating his wife.

"Stop laughing! Don't call me cute! Have you ever seen someone blush?"

Why is this kid blushing!

Did he see something or do something? !

Gojo Satoru hammered the door twice angrily, splitting the door open.

The two people on the sofa looked over at the same time, and they were both taken aback.

Dazai Osamu looked at the big Gojo Satoru at the door, and then at the little Gojo Satoru in his arms, showing an embarrassed yet polite smile: "Oh..."

And Xiao Wu couldn't care less about being angry with him, when he saw the man's eyes, he immediately understood that it was him when he grew up.

He subconsciously hugged Osamu Dazai's neck even tighter.

"Let go of your hands." Gojo Satoru ran over and pulled him by the collar to pull him out of Dazai Osamu's arms, seeing the half-eaten cake out of the corner of his eye, he became even more angry.

To actually take advantage of his absence to eat his cake and hug his wife!

Even if it was me when I was a child, doing this is too much!

"I don't—" Xiaowu hugged Dazai's neck desperately, but the difference in strength still made his hand slip away a little bit, and he directly kissed Dazai's face in panic.

Gojo Satoru:! ! !

Xiao Wu: "Tell me your name, and where can I find you?"

He asked eagerly as he was well aware of his fate of being stuffed into a mirror and thrown back to his original world.

Osamu Dazai looked at them amusedly, and asked, "What do you want from me?"

"Be a wife!" Xiaowu said loudly.

"Okay." Knowing that the other party will forget about things here when he goes back, Osamu Dazai said half-jokingly, "My name is Osamu Dazai, and when you graduate from high school, you can come to Yokohama to look through trash cans and boxes on the roadside , maybe I’m hiding there.”

Xiao Wu lowered his head and counted how long it would take to graduate from a high school, and frowned: "It's too long."

Just as he was about to directly ask where the other party's home was, he was lifted up and covered his mouth.

"Shut up, don't talk to my wife." Gojo Satoru also looked at Dazai Osamu very unkindly, "Which mirror is it?"

His memory of the "Mirror of Time and Space" is limited to the day when the female Dazai Osamu appeared, and he only knew about such a thing, but he didn't expect that there would be a day when his house was stolen.

Osamu Dazai: "The one in the bathroom, he was probably taking a shower before he came here."

That's why I casually find his clothes and put them on.

"I'll settle the score with you when I come back later." Gojo Wu carried Xiao Wu and went to the bathroom, and as expected, he saw the bathing pool on the other side of the mirror, and threw him into the pool without fear of drowning him .

The restored mirror reflected his own image.

I don't know if it was the effect of the alcohol or the redness of the eyes, but Gojo Gojo, who was in a bad mood, punched the mirror and shattered it.

Then he turned around and went out to settle accounts with Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai hugged the pillow on the sofa, and smiled more innocently than a cat pushing a water glass off the table: "Who would have thought of this, I thought it was you."

"Do you think I will believe this?" Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth, fiercely, "Are you thinking that he is really young and cute? Abnormal!"

"Not at all, you eat all the jealousy of children."

Seeing that Dazai Osamu had no thoughts of self-reflection, Gojo Satoru planned to personally punish the other party, even if he sincerely repented.

However, as soon as he pushed him down on the sofa, he saw two people walking in.

Where is his door?Why didn't the uninvited guests be kept out? ?

Fuck, it looks like he smashed it with his own hands just now.

Osamu Dazai found that his movements stopped, grabbed the sofa and sat up, surprised to see Akutagawa and Kyoka: "Why are you here?"

Akutagawa vigilantly released Rashomon to rush in amidst the strong murderous intent, Kyoka silently grabbed his coat, let Shirayuki Yasha hold him and bow down to apologize with her.

"Sorry to bother you, but the two of us got kicked out."

Mori Ou faced the collapsed building outside. Although he couldn't prove that it was Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru, he was Mafia, and he didn't need evidence to directly attribute this matter to Dazai Osamu.

Tell Akutagawa Ryunosuke and Izumi Kyoka not to go back until the building is completed.

Tell you to fall in love and persecute others!

Let me give you two light bulbs first.

Gojo Satoru was about to have a heart attack, but Dazai Osamu was very happy. He pushed the person on him and sat up and said, "Then you..."

Gojo Satoru: "I refuse them to live in my house."

Osamu Dazai: "Then I'll take them back to live in Yokohama."

Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth: "There are still many rooms in the house, so live here."

How could he like such a doggy man!

Although it is not too much in front of children, Gojo Satoru has always been a person who is very good at creating conditions.

In order to prevent some winking guy from disturbing him, he deliberately dragged Osamu Dazai to the corner room after taking a shower.

The choice to buy a big house was indeed the right one.

Osamu Dazai, who was pressed against the wall by him, couldn't help laughing when he saw him like this: "Why do you still have the feeling of having an affair?"

"I hope you can understand that this is all your fault." Gojo Satoru stared at him, as if he was looking at where to start his mouth, "From now on, you have to keep saying you like me until I am satisfied, you know? ?”

Osamu Dazai lost his smile: "Can you not?"

He coldly refused: "No."

"But if you talk, I can't kiss you." Osamu Dazai put his arms around the other's neck cunningly, and kissed Gojo Satoru proactively.

Gojo Satoru couldn't stand this, he pushed the person against the wall and kissed him fiercely, licking and biting.

Very different from his fierce action is his soft and coquettish tone.

"Like me a little more, Dazai."

Like it enough to make me believe you won't leave me to embrace death.

"..." I don't know if he didn't slow down, Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, and just stroked his neck with his hand.

Gojo Satoru also fell silent.

Osamu Dazai looked down at the other person's Adam's apple rolling up and down, the skin under his fingers was hot and smooth, and the rapid and disorderly pulse made him clearly feel the other person's uneasiness and gradually accumulated uneasiness.

He is a bad person, even if he likes someone, he will not wholeheartedly wish the other person well, and occasionally hope that the other person will suffer with him.

Anxiety, fear of losing.

These are all emotions that grew up with him, and Gojo Satoru felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

"it is good."

he heard himself say.

The emotion of not wanting to part with it is quite new, he thought.

Gojo Satoru, who was in college and had just returned to the dormitory after finishing his mission, froze as soon as he opened the bathroom.

What was reflected in the mirror in the bathroom was not his face, but his back.

Not only his back in disheveled clothes, but also another strange man covered most of his body by him.

He saw that his legs were between the legs of another person, his arms were around the waist of the other person, the other was touching the other person's leg, and he buried his head and bit the person's shoulder.

Clothes and white bandages were piled messily on the ground (the owner could be determined from the part of the bandage on the man's thigh that hadn't fallen off), and three steps away from the two, the clean and tidy bed showed that the two were related How urgent.

He felt that he saw a vision of the whole person.

Well done, why would he hug a man.

At this time, the person facing him raised his head and looked over, not letting him see his whole face, but only showing a pair of extremely beautiful eyes, which were indescribably cold and sharp.

A certain 17-year-old boy who had been watching them indifferently just now suddenly regained the innocence that a high school student should have, blushed and took a step back in panic, directly closed the door of the bathroom, and shouted in the direction of the next door: " Jay!!!"

The Xia Youjie water glass that was just about to brush his teeth hit his foot.

"..."

Because of someone's yelling, he still passed.

"Did you see the hell?"

"It's scarier than seeing a ghost." Someone looked dazed, "I just saw myself hugging a man in the mirror."

He was also refreshed after being glanced at by the man.

Xia Youjie opened the bathroom door, only saw himself and his idiot classmate in the mirror, and concluded: "Stop dreaming, you don't have a partner."

Someone's face was very ugly for a while.

Hearing Osamu Dazai say, "Did you break the last mirror?" Gojo Satoru looked back at the half-length mirror beside the table, and his face was also very ugly.