Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

When Atsushi Nakajima came back at night, he saw Osamu Dazai, who had returned to normal, paralyzed on the sofa, holding the pillow left by Gojo Satoru in a daze.

"Mr. Dazai." He tentatively called out.

Osamu Dazai responded inexplicably: "Hmm."

Atsushi Nakajima: "Did you know our gate was knocked down?"

Osamu Dazai knew who did it without thinking too much, and cursed: "Idiot."

Atsushi Nakajima sensiblely did not continue to ask.

There must have been another quarrel, Mr. Dazai said "don't enter the door", and then Mr. Gojo opened the door.

The process is easy to reason out, and there is nothing to be surprised about except that you need to worry about the installation of the door.

Osamu Dazai looked at him and said, "Why don't you ask where he is?"

Atsushi Nakajima blinked his eyes and said kindly: "Where is Mr. Gojo?"

"He doesn't belong to my family, I don't care where he is."

Atsushi Nakajima: "You said so."

It's so perfunctory.

Osamu Dazai continued to paralyze sadly.

The whole person exudes an atmosphere of "so annoying, why the world hasn't been destroyed yet".

Dun Dun looked at him for a while, then went to cook with confidence.

Although I don't know what else happened, but Mao Ke's intuition tells that Mr. Dazai's current condition is better than ever.

Stable both mentally and physically.

Following the loss of the gate, Osamu Dazai also lost the cat the next day.

Some rampant thief had posted a notice on his door.

"Looking for Cats"

"The cat is not lost, it was taken away by me. He is very cute, and so is his owner. Please come to the door to claim it in person."

Attached is a group photo of Atsushi Gojo Satoru Nakajima.

Both of them smiled very sunny and cute.

"Atsushi Nakajima, you are so disappointing to me, you are still smiling so happily after being kidnapped!" Osamu Dazai called Atsushi Nakajima and scolded him fiercely.

Gojo Satoru took Atsushi Nakajima's cell phone and replied slowly: "How can it be called abduction, I am also one of his legal caregivers?"

Osamu Dazai immediately guessed who did it, and couldn't help but curse again: "The most poisonous woman's heart."

Earl D's ark is outside his own dimension, so he can be said to be one person in different parallel worlds, so the contract is universal.

It is estimated that the Earl was also a little unhappy that he often left Nakajima Atsushi, so he agreed to someone's plan.

Excessive!

Gojo Satoru: "They also hope that the child can restore our relationship."

Dazai Osamu: "Take it away, take it away, can you still starve me to death? There are many places where I can eat."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Let's go to Xia Youjie's house for dinner.

When he walked to the door of Xia You's house, he was hurt by the sign "Dazai Osamu and Wujo Wu are not allowed to enter" at the door, so he turned around and left.

It suddenly occurred to me that he didn't seem to need to eat.

Gee.

Another day later, the imprisoned Atsushi Nakajima returned with the important task of "preventing all foxes from approaching Dazai".

Osamu Dazai sneered twice, but didn't say much.

Afterwards, Gojo Satoru was probably busy recruiting students, except for sending Osamu Dazai the souvenirs he brought back from various places, he didn't come over to harass him again.

On Osamu Dazai's birthday, it was pouring rain outside.

He asked the young lady who was caught in the rain without an umbrella at the door: "Miss, would you like to come and sit in my shop?"

Gojo Satoru, who was driving Unlimited, immediately released Unlimited, sat on the broken bench at the door of the clinic, and looked at him pitifully: "Can I go to your shop?"

Osamu Dazai ignored him, even going to close the door.

Atsushi Nakajima persuaded: "Why don't you let Mr. Gojo come in, it's not good to let him outside in the rain alone?"

"I feel fine."

"Why don't you just let a cat in to hide from the rain?"

"Have you ever seen a cat this big?"

"Meow." Gojo Gojo called out suddenly.

Osamu Dazai cast a cold and heartless look.

"Meow~" Gojo Satoru's elongated tail sound was softer than that of a real kitten.

Dazai: "..."

The little sister who was hiding from the rain at the door switched her gaze back and forth between the two of them several times, and hurried away with her umbrella.

Atsushi Nakajima was a little infected, and he couldn't help but soften his voice when he spoke: "Let him in."

But Dazai is still very cold: "No, there can only be one cat in this family, with him without you, with you without him."

"Then I'll go to the detective agency first, and you have a good talk with him?"

Atsushi Nakajima felt that the cold war between the two had almost come to an end, and if this continued, people on both sides would be very embarrassed.

"..."

Osamu Dazai finally let people in.

It doesn't mean anything else, the main reason is that Gojo Satoru, who is a little bit wet, took off his coat as soon as he turned around while he was talking with Atsushi Nakajima.

Atsushi Nakajima said wittily, "I contacted the cake shop a few days ago, and I'm going to make cakes today. You and Mr. Gojo will talk first."

After speaking, he left the scene at an astonishing speed.

Although Gojo Satoru was busy during this time, he was also reflecting on it.Reflecting on why he and Osamu Dazai have been tossing for so long, he has not yet obtained the title of the main palace.

The conclusion reached is: not reckless enough, not shameless enough.

Osamu Dazai pushed his head away in disgust: "You are all wet, go take a shower."

Gojo Satoru's limbs clung to his body, stickier than dog skin plaster: "Cats always need their master to help them take a bath."

"Cats don't try to break their owners' legs."

Osamu Dazai's eyes moved down and landed on a certain indiscriminate hand precisely, and his yin and yang became strange.

Gojo Satoru said grandly, "Measure it to see if it's your leg length or mine."

As he spoke, he grabbed Osamu Dazai's hand and touched his leg.

Under the hand is the wet cloth, and what is transmitted through the cloth to the palm of the hand is the warm human body temperature, which makes the cold-blooded creature obsessed and coveted.

Osamu Dazai touched it twice more calmly.

Silently agreed in his heart that "Gojo Satoru is perfect in everything except his personality".

The words on his lips were still very cold and heartless: "What are you doing at my house?"

"Come and confess."

Gojo Satoru feels that everything else is false, and no matter how many things he does, it is better to speak directly.

"Today you must agree to be my boyfriend."

While he was talking, he held onto him tightly, and everyone warned him not to hit too straight a ball with Osamu Dazai, otherwise he would run away.

But this person had let go in the first place, he was too cautious before.

Hesitation will defeat.

Osamu Dazai subconsciously avoided his gaze, intending to play dead first.

He is indeed a little moved by the option of "being with Wujo Satoru", but he still can't imagine himself in an honest relationship.

Just weird.

Probably because Ango has been reduced from a social animal to a fisherman, and Oda Saku has never had an expression to be able to act in silent dramas.

Gojo Satoru directly lifted his ear, and said loudly next to his ear: "I like you, you have to be my boyfriend."

Osamu Dazai tried to reach out his hand to cover his ears, but he was held down by the other party after he raised his hand halfway.

Gojo Satoru pushed the man down on the sofa and continued, "It's fine to get married directly. It's just a holiday, so I can go out and play."

Osamu Dazai: "In broad daylight, stop dreaming."

"You were obviously very proactive some time ago!"

Dazai got inspiration from the other party's words, and directly leaned up to kiss Gojo Satoru, hoping that he would shut up.

Gojo Satoru was completely prepared, grabbed him and gave him a kiss, and continued, "Quick, I want to hear you say that you love me and that you are willing to be my boyfriend."

It can be seen from a certain young Dazai Osamu that someone is likely to do stupid things without taking the initiative or refusing or taking responsibility. His recordings are turned on to prevent any accidents.

Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time, but he was convinced: "You are my boyfriend, okay?"

It doesn't make much difference anyway.

Gojo Satoru shook his head: "Say you love me."

What is the difference between boyfriend and girlfriend?

He still remembers someone saying "I like you, I have never loved anyone else". He was quite happy at the time, but thinking about it now, he always feels like a scumbag.

Osamu Dazai rejected this very much: "You are already 29, don't act like a teenage girl."

Of course, he is very good at talking about love, implicit, romantic, and even some bastard dirty words, he can say it casually.Facing Gojo Satoru, he couldn't even say "I love you", one of the top ten lies of men.

It is still too difficult for him to express his heart to the one he loves.Now I can sit here and tell the other party that I want to seriously talk about love, which is a great improvement.

Gojo Satoru didn't understand his thoughts, but just looked at him relentlessly, waiting for a more serious word.

"Do you know why I always don't want to live?" Osamu Dazai said suddenly, lowering his head as if thinking, "The world I see and the way I think about it are different from normal people."

"I know that the cherry blossoms in spring are beautiful, the fireworks in summer are gorgeous, the maple leaves in autumn are like fire, and the hot springs in winter are scalding, but I still can't appreciate them."

"I also know that someone loves me, but I seem to lack the ability to love."

It's not a lack of emotion, it's just an irrepressible choice of negative thinking and avoidance.Osamu Dazai, who is omnipotent in the eyes of others, is in the end just such a melancholy person who cannot redeem himself.

Wujo Wu interrupted his emotional accumulation with a sentence: "Nonsense, don't you think I'm pretty, don't you love me in your heart?"

Osamu Dazai laughed: "In my eyes, you are indeed unparalleled in the world."

He totally understands someone's "better than cute" theory.

This is true.

Satisfied, Gojo Satoru grabbed his wrist and said directly: "Then can we..."

Dazai: "Even if there is no Atsushi at home, Akutagawa and Kyoka will come."

Not only Akutagawa and Kyoka come back, but also many people who want to eat melons will come.

Gojo Satoru was already prepared: "I set up a tent outside."

"Oh, did I bother you?" Xia Youjie, who suddenly appeared at the door, apologized insincerely, "I saw that a tent was set up at your door, and I thought it was some gangster who wanted to do something wrong, so I planned to do something wrong." Good things are coming."

hypocritical!

The two thought at the same time, but they still separated.

Because if one person arrives, it means that other people are not far away, so we can't make people laugh.

Osamu Dazai shook Gojo Satoru's hand and said, "Does your school need a psychiatrist?"

Gojo Satoru nodded without hesitation: "I need it, I need it."

"Well, I will move to Tokyo tomorrow."

Run before someone taunts him.

Xia Youjie, who watched the scene, shook his head and lit a candle for the miserable future of college students.

Come to eat melons, ah no, the room was filled with people who came to wish Osamu Dazai a happy birthday, Osamu Dazai entertained them with a smirk the whole time, and recorded them all in a small notebook.

There is ample time.