Wutai's happiness lies in persecution

As we all know, Osamu Dazai has special prodigal skills, and he can't save money at all.

So Wujo Wubai gave him 35 billion, and he planned to use it to buy a cat.

Earl D, one of the top five eccentric shopkeepers in Chinatown, said that he didn't quite understand his behavior: "Didn't you send the sample to me, Mr. Dun?"

Osamu Dazai smiled: "Thank you for teaching and raising him."

Just kidding, as long as he reveals that he is suddenly rich, Wujo Satoru will be able to believe that Gaozhuan did it.The other party is not a person who pays attention to evidence, and is completely messing around with his personality preferences.

Putting 35 billion there is an empty number, it might as well be used as a favor.

On the day Shibusawa Tatsuhiko was killed by Atsushi Nakajima, he brought Atsushi Nakajima to Yokohama, but he had no intention of raising a child at all, and planned to find a pet shop to sneak in.

So I met Earl D by accident and became a good friend.After leaving the Armed Detective Agency, he also opened a clinic in Chinatown at the invitation of the other party.

He made many choices that other Osamu Dazai hadn't made, and the result was perfect.

The people and things I hope to save have all survived well, and the things to be arranged have been properly arranged, and even a painless death has been obtained.

The only thing that is not perfect is that he continues to exist in this world as a curse spirit.

He is now about as far away from the death he really wants, as the leader Zai went to his world, Odasaku.

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai's good mood when he got the cat was ruined. He squatted down and lifted the black cloth to see the sleeping white tiger cub. After confirming his health, he picked up the cage and walked back, thinking about where to find something. Do.

If you provoke Gojo Satoru again, the other party will want to beat him to death, right?

So - let's see if Gojo Satoru has the ability to kill him first.

Gojo Satoru looked at the glass door in front of him, which was only a little over 1.8 meters high, and felt deeply that he was being targeted.

After struggling for a while, he still bowed his head and walked in.

Although this doctor is scumbag, his bandages are really good.

If he compares his brain, which is constantly running at high speed because of the six eyes and the operation, to a mainframe, his behavior of wearing goggles and sunglasses to cover his eyes is equivalent to fanning the outside of the chassis with an old cattail fan, which can only have an effect that is better than nothing.

The bandage given by Osamu Dazai is equivalent to a top-level external radiator.

It can be said to be very fragrant.

In a desolate and dilapidated courtyard, a handsome young man sits quietly reading a book under a big tree. The sun shines through the thick branches and leaves, and falls on him little by little. A butterfly flies by and lands on the sleeping white tiger beside him. on the ears.

Wait... White Tiger?

He pointed at the big tiger that looked strange no matter how it looked, and said, "Doctor, this is..."

"The other day I heard that you have a cat at home, I felt very envious, so I bought a cat and brought it back to raise." Dazai Osamu not only said in a serious tone, but also asked Gojo Satoru with anticipation and excitement, "How is it, my cat The silver gradation is very handsome, right?"

Wujo Gojo cast his eyes on Baihu's paw that can kill five Dazai Osamu with a single slap, he equated the silver gradient with the opponent, his eyes lit up: "Super handsome! Can I touch it?"

"No. People with cats at home should know how to keep a proper distance from other cats." Osamu Dazai ruthlessly refused him, "What is Mr. Gojo coming here for today? Could it be that the bandage was bitten by a cat again?" Bar?"

"No." Gojo Satoru hooked his eyepatch with his fingers and spun in the air, speaking more bluntly than ever, "Let me ask you, what is your technique?"

He never stopped doubting Osamu Dazai.

Therefore, every time I come here, I will take off my blindfold to see the other party with my own eyes, and avoid important occasions when using the other party's bandages.

On the surface, this person was just an unscrupulous psychiatrist whose clinic would be shut down if he reported it, but the data files were all top secret. He only found the suicide report record of the other party.

Up to more than 30 times.

But still alive and kicking.

Osamu Dazai stated the facts calmly: "There are no magicians in Yokohama, only people with supernatural powers."

"Okay, I want to ask about your abilities."

""Disqualification in the World", the function is to eliminate the unnatural energy body."

Osamu Dazai answered him bluntly, and reached out to touch the sleeping tiger. The next moment, the tiger turned into a white-haired boy, fell to the ground with his eyes closed, and fell awake.

"Ow—"

Sitting up from the ground with his elbows propped up, Atsushi Nakajima held his red head and looked at them with eyes wide open: "What happened?"

"It's nothing, I just want you to get to know this gentleman." Osamu Dazai introduced Gojo Satoru to him, "This is my patient, and also the good man Gojo Satoru who feeds us. You can call him Mr. Gojo Satoru."

Atsushi Nakajima was shocked by this: "Mr. Dazai, are you really a psychiatrist?"

He has only been here for three or five days, and he didn't see a patient, and the person who bought him with a huge sum of money has such a waste of life that he doesn't even remember to eat unless he reminds him.

Dazai Osamu was also shocked: "Of course I am, there is such a big sign outside, isn't it a doctor, isn't it a little boy who was helped by a rich woman?"

Atsushi Nakajima didn't say "It's really similar" to his pretty boyish face.

Gojo Satoru: "Then do you need my help?"

"Please be sure to send me money." Osamu Dazai said without any morals.

For some reason, he found the long-lost joy of making money in Wujo Wu.

When I was so happy last time, I still used Zhongye's card to buy bandages.

"I mean, when can the second phase of treatment be started?"

Osamu Dazai closed the book and looked at his patient.The patient was very cooperative and bent down to let him see, and he pretended to check the patient's condition and reached out to touch the other person's eyes.

When the cold fingertips touched the eyelids, Gojo Satoru's six eyes entered a state of complete failure.

But he looked at each other with the other eye open very leisurely.

Osamu Dazai's wrists and neck were covered with bandages, and his skin was so pale that it was too pale. Thinking of the other person's rich suicide experience, it is not difficult to imagine the scars covered by this person's delicate appearance.

But it feels beautiful when ripped apart.

"Is Mr. Gojo thinking of something strange?"

"Is Dr. Dazai thinking of gouging out my eyes?"

The two asked at the same time, and tacitly acted as if they hadn't asked.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand, and said politely, "Wait a minute."

He put his hands in his pockets, turned and walked into the room, wandering into the warehouse.

Although he deliberately reduced the power of the mantra to a weak level, his technique actually only weakened the Six Eyes and did not affect Gojo Satoru's mental state.

Gojo Satoru was more interesting than he imagined.

Five minutes later, Gojo Satoru saw that it was obviously just a different brand of bandage, and slowly issued a question mark.

"It's the first time I've seen a doctor like you who tricked me like a fool over and over again."

"The important thing is not the bandage, but the metaphysics." Osamu Dazai imitated the appearance of the magic stick next door, "You have to believe that it is very effective in order to cure your psychological problems."

"Hmm." Gojo Satoru didn't say anything more, and simply asked, "So what's the price for the second course of treatment?"

Osamu Dazai offered a suitable price: "1000 million."

"Is it so little?"

"Good brother, I don't want to be seized anymore, I still have cats to raise~" Osamu Dazai sighed deeply, his tone quite resentful.

Gojo Satoru pretended not to understand what he said, and left with the "medicine".

After he left, Atsushi Nakajima curiously asked what disease the patient had.

Osamu Dazai covered the smile on his lips with a book: "It's a disease of feeling invincible."

It is not that the strongest is invincible.

In the world of impermanence, it is best at taking away what you cherish when you think it will not be lost.

Not long after Gojo Satoru left, a new client came to the clinic.

A big-breasted curse spirit wearing a jk costume with seams on his face and body, with a flowery smile, sat delicately on a chair.

Osamu Dazai covered his eyes in pain and told him to roll.

This behavior made the real person a little puzzled: "I specifically asked, and it is said that you will give special treatment to female guests, so you dressed up like this. Does it mean that I don't look good like this?"